President Barackzebub Obama Issues New Presidential Seal


Today in the nation's capital, presidential spokesunit Jay "Carney" Carney barked that President Barackzebub Hussein Obama has officially issued an Executive order, EO #666, which replaces the old and tired Presidential Seal with a fresh, newly updated and personalized version.
"Let's face it," stated Carney to a room full of excited journalists and statespersons, "The cat is out of the bag - or should I say the fly is out of the outhouse - with all these photos showing up in the press lately of the President with flies constantly buzzing around his head. The President has decided that it's time that the American people - as you would expect with this administration's so-typical transparency to the public - understand exactly who they elected for a second term in office."
Carney went on to point out that the President's full first name is actually "Barackzebub", and that "Barack" is merely a shortened version of that name.




Shortly after revealing the new Presidential Seal, the president spoke candidly to those present about the difficulties of juggling the many aspects of his






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Monday Dr. James Garrow made this post on his Facebook:
I have just been informed by a former senior military leader that Obama is using a new "litmus test" in determining who will stay and who must go in his military leaders. Get ready to explode folks. The new litmus test of leadership in the military is if they will fire on US citizens or not." Those who will not are being removed.
So, who is the source? Garrow replied: "The man who told me this is one of America’s foremost military heroes."
Garrow is a well-respected activist and has spent much of his life rescuing infant girls from China, babies who would be killed under that country’s one-child policy. He was also nominated for Nobel Peace Prize for his work.
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In proper 666 head fashion - I can't bear to look at that face tonight. Hope you don't mind.








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..... a former senior military leader that Obama is using a new "litmus test" in determining who will stay and who must go in his military leaders. Get ready to explode folks. The new litmus test of leadership in the military is if they will fire on US citizens or not." Those who will not are being removed. ---I find this puzzling (even moreso than how beet juice ferments, or where eggs come from...) For it is not the military acquiring BILLIONs of rounds of ammuniton, but Sweet Janet Napolitano's peace-loving hirelings in the Department of Homeland Security--unicorn-worshipping civilians one and all.
We are their equals, as they are us...if the same test is applied to DHS, they would have to fire upon themselves. Everybody knows that won't happen unless the Union negotiates a new contract.