A lot can be learned about a person by how they maintain their household and especially with regard to their personal hygiene practices.

One can only learn so much from documents such as tax returns and each candidate's professional resume (CV). We needed more personal papers.

So we sent our reporter - disguised as a plumber - behind the scenes into the homes of each of the Presidential frontrunners to inspect their personal hygiene habits.

You may or may not be surprised by what we discovered...
 

Next, we will look in their medicine cabinets...
 

That Warren antler paper holder better not be from some mythical horned rodent jackalope. Mythical horned rodents are on the official endangered species list.

'pelipsky feelthinks Warren should have charges filed for this crime like Hillary did to the woman who picked up an eagle feather and used it to make a dream catcher gift to present the first co-president as crap Hillary had to just put up with from her supporters.

Woman Who Gave Feather Gift to First Lady Gets Probation, Fine

Mythical endangered species have been ignored too long.

Jackalopelipsky
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What about Obama's personal roll? …… I do believe it starts out with the words "We The People" on it.

Could make for a good addition to the gallery, Krasniy Tovarish
 

Evil Smiley

 

Spotted in Amy Klobuchar's home. Must come handy when she is having a clomentum.


 

For those who need Presidential Papers forced upon them:






 

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Evil Smiley

 

In desperate times, the world needs more toilet humor


 

 

Cradle to Grave Marxist

For those who need Presidential Papers forced upon them:

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