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I was forced commissioned by the Obama's NEA to paint the coming White House Superbowl party. See larger view and guest list.

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Comrade Maksim, this is a truly stunning canvas!
The life-like colors, the intricacies of party atmosphere, even the details of the characters' faces are just too real. I can almost hear Karl Marx reciting "The Capital" from the back of the room, and Michelle is really a Goddess.
At once I will request a day off at the labor camp, and will catch the next horse wagon to D.C. to view this masterpiece in person! (Even if it'll cost me 3 rations of rice!)

C.A.

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Who is the dead guy under The Oprah's butt?

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Obamugabe wrote:Who is the dead guy under The Oprah's butt?
ROTFLMAO

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Where are my victorious Saints?

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat sez dey can beat dem Saints? Who dat?

The Marshal predicts:
Saints 38
Colts 24

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Obamugabe wrote:Who is the dead guy under The Oprah's butt?

That is Comrade Donahue! the Oprah killed him years ago, after she stole his act. Such a good Progressive womyn is she.

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Superkommissar,

this is nothing short of GLORIOUS work. Dear Leader will be pleased to see this. You have, as you always do, excelled in your propaganda art. You have inspired me! And Thank you for making sure that MO remained clothed. I'm not sure the collective could handle that.

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Sweet fancy Moses Stalin. . . this is just spectacular! And so life like! I've rarely seen such greatest (and I wasn't referring to the great Leaders lack of greatest in the in the testicular department). I'm sure Fraulein Hillary's appreciates what you did for your sagging bosoms - they do appear as "perky" a Comrade Couric herself. Why even Rham 'the fish' Emmanuel looks almost pleasant.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:Where are my victorious Saints?

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat sez dey can beat dem Saints? Who dat?

The Marshal predicts:
Saints 38
Colts 24

Crap! The Marshall's KODed the Saints !!! And it's too late to change that big wager! Curses, foiled again!

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There goes my appetite for the next week and a half.

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Obamugabe wrote:Who is the dead guy under The Oprah's butt?

The proles!

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Oh my, I just noticed what I can only describe as a dead female corpse (pronounced core-pse - not to be confused with the Navy "corpsman" - pronounced core-man) in the front row, laying face down. Please let me that is not the most loyal Comrade Nanski!

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MASTERPIECE!!!!!



reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op

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A masterpiece indeed! As I gaze upon it in awe, for the first time ever I find myself longing for breasts as perfectly formed as Hillary's. Only who is that she holds so close to her bosom? It can't be Bill.

Oh, Maksim, this is like the "Wedding at Cana" that hangs in the Louvre near the Mona Lisa. A gigantic feast of detail and who's who with a real messiah at the center, like a succulent Communist red cherry wrapped in smooth chocolate that I just want to devour and wash down with vodka.

For this I must bestow upon you--yet again--Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!

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Image How I wish I could be part of that glorious orgy! Perhaps I'll try crashing it when Desiree Rogers is busy getting her photo taken?

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Noooooo Olbermannnnnnnnnn..........


Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Splat.

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Don't we all wish, we could be party of the glorious party, Commissarka Pinkie. A'las, the proletarians may only gaze into the windows, wipe the spittle from our lip, and watch the glorious event . . . and dream of how we can best serve our esteemed leaders and put poison in their vodkas.

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Thanks Pinkie, I quess I'm no Comrade Frog.
Laika the Space Dog wrote:Noooooo Olbermannnnnnnnnn..........


Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Splat.
I'm working on a uncropped full size version (minus the Superbowl stuff) and Olbee will certainly be included.

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Superkommissar Maksim,


Glorious work my man! Nice.......... Maybe in the uncropped full size version adding Scott Brown as one of "The Party Crashers?" would work. Just an idea for you on that meme.

And and add this to your 'Beet of the Week Award' for this great work.


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What an Equal Party! Who will be able to watch the game, if it means tearing your gaze away from a room full of Progessive Giants? A truly Historic moment.

(altho, I do question if the statue of the Prog Prince is anatomically correct... unless his dinky manhood belongs to His white half?)

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Bravo Bravo!

Seems the Emperor has no clothes ... and a small penis as well.

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Castrate, isn't your suggestion seditious? We know that President Awesome Zero is the Ra to our America.

Pinkie wrote:A masterpiece indeed! As I gaze upon it in awe, for the first time ever I find myself longing for breasts as perfectly formed as Hillary's. Only who is that she holds so close to her bosom? It can't be Bill.
Are you quite sure that you want boobs like our Many Titted Empress'? After all, there is one nipple for every American to suck. She ingests all productivity and as queen mother of the hive doles it out in over 300,000,000 nipples.

No, Pinkie, do not wish for the breasts of our MTE. They're many and smutty and small, and the rumors are that they're drying up.

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Infidel Castrate, I refer you to this thread which will explain why YOU cannot see that Barack's Little Barry is in fact a Very Big Barry.

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic ... 9572#39572

Clearly you live up to at least half of your name. You are not a true Prog!


Commissar Theocritus wrote:No, Pinkie, do not wish for the breasts of our MTE. They're many and smutty and small, and the rumors are that they're drying up.

Except for the "many" part, so are mine. I just want the ones in the picture. Oh, and maybe the male comrade snuggled between them, if he's Progressively good looking enough.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Infidel Castrate, I refer you to this thread which will explain why YOU cannot see that Barack's Little Barry is in fact a Very Big Barry.

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic ... 9572#39572

Clearly you live up to at least half of your name. You are not a true Prog!



Commissarka Pinkie,

Please accept my humble apology, actually you have now proved that the stimulus plan has worked!

The photos in the post you linked to are dated 7/29/2008, so if you look at the size of the Dear Leader's Party Member, then and now, it is clear that the stimulus has worked!

I can now proudly retain the title of the world's only Dickless Dictator!

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Maksim, you are a superb artiste, perhaps on a level with that Micheal Angeldough who painted his sister's chapel or something. Chairman Obama wishes you to do a modern version of the Mona Lisa with hisself as your inspiration:

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Oh, and maybe the male comrade snuggled between them, if he's Progressively good looking enough.

Sweet Stalin on a pogo stick! Pinkie's on the prowl again for a Progressive Party Favor Soul Mate! All male Party members (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) should immediately duck and cover! ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A RED HAT!!

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Let's hope that Pinkie's hormonal flush--and Betinov I'm holding you responsible for pointing this out--doesn't get synchronized with her cyclical ideological rigor. There is no sight quite like a progette howling socialist howls on the front lawn under the full moon, pawing at the turf.

Or so I'm told. And Pinkie would never do that.

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Kommissar Theocritus

Now I'm too scared too sleep.

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Comrades! I am shocked beyond comprehension that the esteemed Kommissarka Pinkie's hormone's or bedtime proclivities would be made a subject here. I second Commissar Theocritus' denunciation of Comrade Betinov's drawing this to our attention. It is clear to all that Pinkie's dedication to our progressive collective is beyond question. Besides, we are the very root of progressive socialism, and lest one has forgot, the freedom to share socialist sexuality freely among the Party faithful was an activity strongly endorsed by none other than such giants as Comrades Lenin, Stalin and many others!


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What gives, Comrades? I want only to know the identity of the man nuzzling Hillary's bosom, and for that you're all blathering about full moons and green fogs and smearing beet juice over your lintels in hopes the Succubus Pinkie will pass you by this night.

Well, I sincerely hope if that's what you all intend, then you spend your eve slicing bananas and cucumbers in remembrance of what you all once had before Obama descended upon us with his magnificent Column of Victory, his Instrument of Audacity, his Rod of Hope and Staff of Change, yea, his Tool of Fundamental Transformation.

Oh, I daresay you are all quite safe from me. As for my shovel, that's another basket of beets entirely.

And--(sniff sniff)--what the . . . ? All right, which one of you just soiled yourself?

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(Not wanting to color outside the lines of forum rules, Navigator types real fast so the others won't notice his compliment to Superkcarnosaur Maximus...Maximus...Maximus)

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Pinkie, ever since His O'liness was elevated to the Most Terrifically Awesome Person on Earth--Zaphod Beeblebrox, sorry, President of the United States, all the bananas and cucumbers of all American men have been withering. Well, that's all American men who hold down jobs and have their affairs and papers in order. Other people who happen to be in America have bananas and cucumbers which are just fine because they don't have people in Washington wanting to cut them up. And that's how it should be. Disarm the law-abiding. They're dangerous.

His O'liness's "Instrument of Audacity"? This sounds as though it could come from his head or his midsection. Does this mean he's a Möbius prick?

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No, the Instrument of Audacity is the oboe, an ill wind that no-one blows good.

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I thought that was the bagpipe, which might also apply to President Awesome's family jewels.

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I'm sorry for spoiling this party, but as a fellow artist, I have to be fair and equal with my criticism.

COMRADE MAXIM - I DENOUNCE YOU FOR PLACING THE PRINCESS WHERE HIS O'LINESS SHOULD BE AND HIS O'LINESS WHERE PRINCESS MICHELLE OUGHT TO BE!!

That's all.

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I'm glad you brought that up Leninka. I too have decided to denounce Maksim for that statue of Obama. It seems to be lacking what Dear Leader is obviously packing. Nor is it circumcised in accordance with Muslim tradition. This is an affront to all that's O'ly.


 
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