(Saw this on my Yahoo list of the most “popular” new stories in the morning, and could not resist).

Ethiopia, a country whose government viscously and maliciously attacked the poor and defenseless country of Somalia, now has a few number of model citizens now seeing the light.


Yahoo/CNN News

Awra Amba, Ethiopia - He can't read or write, but Zumra Nuru created a society that would have made Karl Marx proud. The 60-year-old Ethiopian farmer founded and cochairs Awra Amba, a commune where men cook, women plow, and religion has no place.

Yes Sir! You see? The Ghost of Marx touched this man comrades, in his very soul. This man could not read a book from the Glorious Marx, but that does not stop the spirit of collectivism. I think that we should call this news story "A Man with a Dream".

Yahoo/CNN News

The village's success has made it a subject of numerous studies.

"This is an extraordinary initiative within a traditional and conservative community," says Mohammed Musa, a rural development consultant who prepared a case study on the village for the World Bank. "It's a good example for other Ethiopian communities – and even beyond Ethiopia – because of its gender equality, its work ethic, and its social security system."
Today 96 families live in closely built mud huts.

Nuru said more people want to join, but there is not enough space.

Now, after years of being ostracized, Awra Amba is seen as having a positive effect on its conservative region.

A newsletter published by the regional state health bureau last year credited the village with triggering "amazing change in the Amhara region."

Yes Comrades, we must study this insignificant village of 96+ families that is really of no real importance, especially when it comes to running a real government. We need write this into every single college book on the planet. I can see it now, more protests, posters, and T-shirts! Does anyone think that we need a new series on this?

We also must hurry and throw tons upon tons of tax dollars towards this little village (Hey! It Takes a Village, Hillary Clinton :) ) comrades!
We must feed millions, if not billions of dollars under the table and claim that the little village is doing this on its own. Then go out unto the news media and show that a progressive way of life really does work. No personal property, no male or female identities, and no religion (all tools of the oppressive Kapitalist).

We must hurry with this! Before reality sinks in with these people, and The Village ™, falls into worse conditions than the rest of the country.

It's a Utopia!!!
I wish I could have a house with a door, but no walls(See Pic). I wish I was privileged enough to have just a door.

I did more searching and found this
"ANARCHY AFRICANSIS"
https://ilovecob.com/ashan/anarchyafricansis/

Look at all the smiling faces; oh it must be a splendid place. Look at this slide show…Not one bloated child, no flies crawling in their nose and in their mouths. No rich bearded old farts walking around asking for change. Splendid indeed!!
https://ilovecob.com/ashan/anarchyafricansis/aa01.htm

I wish I could have a house with a door, but no walls

For one of my English projects, I needed a picture of a path and have a door on it. I ended up making a 3D model of a door in AutoCAD, rendering it in Bryce 5.5, and inserting it into the picture using Photoshop CS2. I didn't look perfect, but it fooled some people.

Comrade Sea-Bass, is that Hebrew writting I see on that website?! Oh my comrades! Our Little Village ™ is in graver danger than I thought! The Zionist are coming! The Zionist are coming! Quick! More money for The Village ™!

Premier Betty wrote:

I wish I could have a house with a door, but no walls

For one of my English projects, I needed a picture of a path and have a door on it. I ended up making a 3D model of a door in AutoCAD, rendering it in Bryce 5.5, and inserting it into the picture using Photoshop CS2. I didn't look perfect, but it fooled some people.

Dang man! That is how much money in Kapitalist dollars? How much taxing was done for that? Unless of course it was already software bought with federal tax dollars at your school (which by the way, we do not spend enough money on, Obama says so).

The Yahoo/CNN comrades are zealously complying with the Party directive, to comb the world for examples of glorious socialist utopias and present them as proof that communism works.

The previous examples had been discovered in India's communist-run state of Kerala (besides the Antarctica's collectivist communities of penguinist egalitarianism)

Of course Ethiopia would be a natural place to look for a utopia since it used to be a Soviet-sponsored socialist dictatorship until they broke away from the Motherland with their wacky revisionist theory of African-style "lyrical socialism" - a concept that made every orthodox Party member in the Motherland roll on the floor laughing their asses off. They couldn't hold a grudge against such hilarity and so they just let the Ethiopian dictator/clown split and go his own way with impunity.

Let's give Yahoo/CNN comrades their dues!

How much taxing was done for that?

Almost none. Just a little over 1k for AutoCAD 2004 when it came out (we've got all the versions, 2000 through 2008). As for the others, well...

*cough* *cough*

um...

*cough* *hack*

they are...

*cough*

<passes out>

*thud*

Betty? Betty?! Betty!!!! <takes car keys, money, and his social security card. Leaves a note that says it was Bushs fault>

Now, while Betty is lying upon the floor, I got another story. It looks as if CNN/The People's Yahoo! ™ has given us a treat 2 days in a row.


Belching moose add to global warming

CNN/The People's Yahoo! wrote:A grown moose belches out methane gas equivalent to 2,100 kilograms (4,630 pounds) of carbon dioxide a year, contributing to global warming, Norwegian researchers said Wednesday.

https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070822/s ... wayclimate

You see my work for the party? My researchers in Norway have come up with some good stuff, no? I think that we should impose a moose tax.

Good job, Commissar of Wild Life and Robotics. This is exactly what your position was created for: impose taxes on wildlife and robots.

To continue my theme with the Indian communists, they are adamant about U.S. nuclear deal. As Reuters reports, no carbon-neutral energy sources shall be allowed in this developing nation - the more CO2 India and China release in the atmosphere, the more shall the Kapitalist USA be restricted in its use of carbon-based fuel. Pure genius!

Reuters: Indian communists adamant about U.S. nuclear deal

<wakes up>

Huh? What happened? Where'd my stuff go? Not again! My pockets were full a minute ago... at least I think it was a minute... how long was I out?

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to confiscate replacements from the peasants. After I start campaigning for a program to teach moose manners so they don't fart or burp. That way they'll just explode after a while and we will get cheap food for the masses.

Premier Betty wrote: After I start campaigning for a program to teach moose manners so they don't fart or burp. That way they'll just explode after a while and we will get cheap food for the masses.

I love it Premier Betty!! Would you consider working in my administration once I've crushed those Reich-wing KKKapitalist Repugs in 08? I would gladly make you Secretary of the Interior and you could lead a classified animal experimentation program where you'd seal the their assholes shut once they've reached maturity!! Maybe you could also find a way to just have them instantaneously combust via remote control, that might make things easier for everyone.

Superb thinking Premier Betty! My goal of making America more progressive for the planet rather than her people or it's animals is getting one step closer to reality!

I would be honored to work for you... just as long as the other Hillary doesn't mind. Wait, I'm confused... which is doing what... and who is... huh...?

Don't be confused Premier, this is what I look like without my makeup on. Some say I look just like Bill but I beg to differ, my masculine features are much more profound than his.

Eeww..., I mean, uh, um... I guess that just proves that you are the best man, I mean, woman, or uh, life form for the job.

Billary, I too am confused. I know that you cannot be Our Many Titted Empress. But I've read Gennifer Flowers' description in <i>Penthouse</i>: "Hillary has fat ankles and Bill has a small penis and they'll have to live with each others' imperfections."

Shall I call you Wee Willie Winkle?

Yes. That's it. It was you, and not the Goracle, who invented the Internet. Now we know that www does not stand for wiki-wiki-web or World-Wide-Web, but Wee Willie Winkle.