Comrades!

Behold, the latest research discovery by the People's scientific community!!!!!!!!!

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Is error. Name of densest element not "Obamacronium." Is "Obamacranium." Science collective responsible for error should be purged.

Nonsense! Pelosium is the densest element in this universe.

Pelosium is definitely the most offensive odor known to mankind, almost indistinguishable from sloppy Bull droppings.

As I understand it, because I have been told and have no thoughts of my own, Pelosium and Obamacronyum are equally the densest elements in the universe, and when combined behind scientifically locked doors impervious to CSPAN rays. The combination creates Einstein-Rosen bridges (wormholes) capable of transferring wealth directly from the pockets of taxpayers and delivering that wealth to the dependent, unions and campaign donors. In 47% of the cases studied, the yield is votes, which in turn increases the intensity of the Pelosium/Obamacronyum reaction. There was a theory that Reidium might slow the process, but it has been discovered that Reidium is actually inert. Redundant systems of containment have also been tried, but the Pelosium/Obamacronyum combination seems to feed on redundancy. CBO charts suggest that Chinese technology has an answer to the conundrum, with foreclosure proceedings expected in the near future.

We must not overlook Graysonite, Sanderstone, Boxeridium, Frankenite, Schumerstone, and of course Kerryrock. All of these are extremely dense and very closely allied. Making a decision as to the stupidest densest will require all of the expertise of our State labs.

OK, in the name of fairness I concede that ALL progs are obundantly dunce dense.

RocketSurgeon wrote:Is error. Name of densest element not "Obamacronium." Is "Obamacranium." Science collective responsible for error should be purged.

Comrade,

The newly discovered sub atomic particle "Obamacronium" was the result of a high speed particle collision into a mass of "Obamacranium" and studying the sub atomic particles that resulted from the collision. The super colliding experiments showed that the extremely dense "Obamacranium" was actually built over the newly discovered underlying sub atomic "Obamacronium" particles and the previous nuclear fusion of the two, is what actually produces a thick "Obamacranium".
Using special high speed teleprompter photography equipment, we had captured evidence of quark particle interactions during the fusion process. "Obamacranium" adds a free quark sub-particle called an "obamaphone" to "Obamacronium" and it is this additional quark particle that adds enough atomic weight for "Obamacronium" to be declared the more denser mass.

Rest assured Comrade that this is rock solid science just like Global warming and Keynesian economics.

Scans confirm a peculiar similarity to a jet of high-cost idiotopes extending from a supermassive black hole at its center. The data has not been released because it could be construed as raaaacist.

May I submit this idea into the conversation ?

Whatd'ya mean " NO " ?

I'm gonna' do it anyway !!!!

Perhaps what really powers Obama may be dark matter, or even dark energy.




Wait.... I didn't say that ! Why that would be tantamount to overt racism as well !

I didn't say nothing....... like I " mis-spoke ", or something like that......

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:

RocketSurgeon wrote:Is error. Name of densest element not "Obamacronium." Is "Obamacranium." Science collective responsible for error should be purged.

Comrade,

The newly discovered sub atomic particle "Obamacronium" was the result of a high speed particle collision into a mass of "Obamacranium" and studying the sub atomic particles that resulted from the collision. The super colliding experiments showed that the extremely dense "Obamacranium" was actually built over the newly discovered underlying sub atomic "Obamacronium" particles and the previous nuclear fusion of the two, is what actually produces a thick "Obamacranium".
Using special high speed teleprompter photography equipment, we had captured evidence of quark particle interactions during the fusion process. "Obamacranium" adds a free quark sub-particle called an "obamaphone" to "Obamacronium" and it is this additional quark particle that adds enough atomic weight for "Obamacronium" to be declared the more denser mass.

Rest assured Comrade that this is rock solid science just like Global warming and Keynesian economics.

Ah. Very well. I hereby denounce myself and submit to Collective Leadership for rehabilitation at nearby relaxation gulag.

Obama trying to pose like Clinton. He had 4 years to look like Clinton and didn't. Bill made Hillary cuckold, but he didn't throw her under the bus.

Obama hasn't yet laid out a plan for the second term. Nor did he lay out a plan for the first term. And look how beautifully he has done in destroying America, the enemy of Islam and Socialism (National and International).

Krasnodar wrote:Perhaps what really powers Obama may be dark matter, or even dark energy.

We must not forget the strong influence of Dark Lord Soros when considering all things dark...

Comrade R.O.C.K., we could expect the term "term," once a term of art, to take a term turn for the worse. The One-And-Only-One-Dear-Leader and his host of dependents followers devils minions would not be subject to "terms." His rule would be ad infinitum, or at least until Moo told him otherwise. The term "term" would be reserved for describing the length of time those who offend His Majesticness would serve in the gulag of His choosing. (At least we know it could not be Guantanamo because that's closed ... right?).

Comrade Anyer,
This is a bit off-topic ( so sue me ), but where did you get your most impressive array of medals and other bits of decorative opulence ?

I have a good share of dangly-sparklies on the formal uniform too... Spelling, skiing, eating all of my vegetables, not crying at the People's Dentist visit, the occasional Volksmarch, camping out; but the ones for spelling are my favorite.

Do not forget that none of these elements would be able to function without the MOST dangerous element of them all:


Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert in theory; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete and is therefore quite toxic and very dangerous.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

To quote Mr. Spock in a Stark Trek episode, " The Changeling " ......

" You logic was impeccable. We are in grave danger."

Check the table. Mt, Mittromnium is sitting two places before Governmentium. Governmentium is leading from behind.

Comrade Krasnodar,

With the exception of the Order of the Cube insignia, these are all "participation" awards, distributed to all children and adults for anything which might be seen as *spit* competition *spit* so that we know that The People™ who come in "last" are just as equal as those who *spit* "win" *spit. I am honored to have been counted as "present" at several events.

John Frum wrote:Check the table. Mt, Mittromnium is sitting two places before Governmentium. Governmentium is leading from behind.

So.... Mt is above Gv.........
This is something The Party may have to endure for the time being.

But the mere fact that Dear Leader still has enough support to make the election close can be attributed to the fact that Pelosium ( Po ) is still above Mt !

Consider the toxicity of Polosium. It attacks its victims in their college years, leaving them susceptible to control by our Party media whose primary message to these people is that "stupidity is a virtue."

As long as elements, such as (Po) are not removed from the table, Marxism will still be a potent adversary to this "Constitutional Republic "we are forced to live in.

Long live Dear Leader !

( Note to Comrade Anyer :Because you were " present " so many times qualifies you to be the President ! )

We have to ingest Po to find out what is in it.