In light of our coming out party today on the Marxist Socialist News Broadcasting Channel (MSNBC), I feel it would only be progressive to create a new law for the USSA so that we can show the proles just how caring and aware we are. You've heard lots of talk about Progressive Taxation™, well this new law will be called just that: The Progressive Tax™.
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Yes, comrades, we have moaned and groaned for almost a century now about how we need to help the poor downtrodden masses, well it's time for all progressives to own up and put our individual money where our collective mouths are, if we are going to come out of the communist closet now, let us come out with a monetary BANG.

We've all have heard the screaming from the righties that like to call us "limousine liberals" and other names based on our collective grift wealth, and we all know that we acquired wealth by nefarious transparent means, and all that is required for this Progressive Tax™ is that we cancel all current income taxes in the USSA and devote all taxation to 80% of income of all Progressives, Liberals, Socialist, Communists and Democrats collective grift wealth.

Why 80%, comrades? Simple. If their are 20% of us in the USSA and 80% Conservatives, Libertarians, Classical Liberals, Capitalists, and Republicans then it's only fair that we take a stand by giving the very income taxes we promote, while the other side give the very income taxes they promote: 0%. Do not question the Peoples Math™ comrades, the Politburo Budget Committee has already said these numbers are correct or else!

O.k. Comrades? Open your wallets.

A progressive tax on rich Progs...very progressive if you ask me.

But this coming out of the closet by our media tools must stop...STOP! I remember when someone would ask a guy like Larry O'Donnell if the media had a Leftwing bias and he'd just smirk and deny any such thing. His sly grin and denial was so damn smarmy that you just knew that conservatives were grinding their teeth in rage.

I am pretty sure it is not supposed to work this way. The whole thingy about OPM is that it is OTHER People's Money.

I will check my membership card but I am almost certain that I didn't sign up to pay taxes. I am entitled to stuff; not to paying.

Exactly, I didn't sign up to be that equal.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:A progressive tax on rich Progs...very progressive if you ask me.

But this coming out of the closet by our media tools must stop...STOP! I remember when someone would ask a guy like Larry O'Donnell if the media had a Leftwing bias and he'd just smirk and deny any such thing. His sly grin and denial was so damn smarmy that you just knew that conservatives were grinding their teeth in rage.

Comrade, This is most disturbing, coming out of the closet is not good, of course, however, the blueprint to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday has been revealed.

Not only did he reveal that Progressives have put different lipstick on and no longer refer to themselves as Liberals, he leaked that the Blue Dogs are Useful Idiots™.

We cannot let it out that we plan to boil the frog slowly, Glen Beck and other KKKonservatives will reveal our plan to the unwashed masses.

https://nwoobserver.wordpress.com/2009/09/05/the-fabian-society-creeping-communism/

Comrades,

This is entirely the wrongheaded approach!

A truly progressive tax can start no lower than the 100% level, there must be equalness in equality.

Taxes must [confiscate] consider not only what you earn, but what you have as we move toward [state ownership] equalness.

All of everything is to be taxed!

Comrades,
Has anyone considered having a "incorrect thought tax"? increase revenue for The People while punishing "thought criminals".