Protest video: decadent drink weakens resolve of the masses



All corporations are evil, but some are less evil than others. That's what these protesters had to be thinking when they gathered in droves at Starbucks to drink decadent lattes during the anti-war, anti-corporate, anti-capitalist, and anti-American protest at Washington, DC on March 18, 2006 to mark the 3rd anniversary of
Unfortunately for the progressive movement, the consumption of bourgeois drinks was caught on tape by capitalist running dogs, thus exposing the soft belly of the Party's class struggle.
FACT: Big Coffee is just as evil as Big Oil!

During war time latte consumption by progressive protesters increases by 80%, driving Starbucks' profit through the roof. Business is so good that coffee giants might as well enter into a corporate conspiracy and start a war just to sell more coffee! The reality of class struggle propaganda points to the fact that if they can they will!

In vain did we hope that "small turnout" would translate into "cream of the crop." As the classified film shows, the masses were far from the stoic ideal of the
Today we present you a short, 3.5 min. version of the classified film. A longer version is currently in production and will become available next week, so don't switch the channel or else!


- A) Of their exploitation of the working class and their attack on labor unions
B) Of their role in supporting International Zionism
C) They are, as you point out, profitable
I fear for our movement.
Prof. P.A. Kurgman, PhD^3




Prof Peter Kurgman, PhD^3
True idealists would be boycotting StarbucksBut Prof, sir, those lattes are taxed. Isn't that good? I thought taxes were good.


Bravo Comrade Red Square, Bravo....
::sips delicious latte::
ooo ooo oww its still hot....


Margaret
Prof Peter Kurgman, PhD^3
True idealists would be boycotting StarbucksBut Prof, sir, those lattes are taxed. Isn't that good? I thought taxes were good.
Yes, those lattes are taxed...BUT there are so many moral alternatives to Starbucks.
Here are just a few examples of where people should purchase lattes without contributing to the genocidal war against the working class:
- On board Amtrak trains
- At a nearby unionized supermarket
- At a food coop
- From a government building vending machine (This is DC, after all...)
- From any nearby community garden that grows coffee beans
- From the crevices of any dumpster
If the last option is selected, the entire value of the latte should be turned over to a charity, like a committee to re-elect Congressperson Cynthia McKinney.


Would'nt it be in the best interest of the People if the consumption of coffee was outlawed completely by the Party (with the exception of prominent Inner-Party members naturally). How many poor oppressed Columbian children/elderly have been persecuted and slaughtered in the refinement of the bean? We must END our addiction to coffee and our dependence on foreign beanery. They are BLOOD BEANS comrade!!! But I like your ideas too of course! Its just this is a moral quagmire for me and I need proper guidance from those who are intelligent....


Chairman Meow-Say-Pun
Comrade Prof. Kurgman PhD^3:Would'nt it be in the best interest of the People if the consumption of coffee was outlawed completely by the Party (with the exception of prominent Inner-Party members naturally). How many poor oppressed Columbian children/elderly have been persecuted and slaughtered in the refinement of the bean? We must END our addiction to coffee and our dependence on foreign beanery. They are BLOOD BEANS comrade!!! But I like your ideas too of course! Its just this is a moral quagmire for me and I need proper guidance from those who are intelligent....
Outlawing coffee is an excellent idea for the reasons you give -- though you neglected to mention the unfairness of some people being able to afford coffee while others must do without. But then, perhaps the people deserve coffee! So, what we need is Universal Coffee Access legislation. Something like the Canadian health-care model. Everyone will pay a new tax so that coffee will be provided for free, with retailers selected by Congress and compensated according to rates that are determined by the Senate Coffee Access Commission. This will ensure free coffee for everyone, everywhere.


Too bad they also didn't have any steamy, piping hot cups of STFU for these wonderfully intelligent people.
Laika


Coffee drinks continue to get more and more expensive, how are we to continue paying more and more? From which countries should coffee beans be purchased? Who should we favor? And what about the rights of the baristas? These issues need to be addressed in congress. We need to make coffee more political! Only with a single-payer coffee system can we hope to solve complicated coffee questions and out-of-sight spiraling coffee costs.
No one's ever been able to tell me why only the privileged should be able to afford a grande cafe mocha java no-fat with whipped cream and cinnamon and just a touch of vanilla while the poor can barely afford a tall Americano. No one has ever been able to tell me why government can't run a business as well or better than private enterprise. Imagine Starbucks as a government agency.
Let's demand better! Let's demand a single payer coffee system now.


ЯIK


In fact, it therefore follows that people deserve universal insurance for all consumer goods, starting with mandatory extended warranties.


If coffee is to be free for everyone, then it should not be a Capatilist Imperialist brand such as Starbucks™.
The only coffee that can be acceptable is This Brand






The Party Hand-Puppet,
Chairman Meow

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Castro is right. Bush and his corporate Lil Eichmanns are violating American's constitutional right to visit his communist paradise. Too bad America isn't as free as Cuba!!!!!!

End those capitalist drinks,
Vladimir Ivanov
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA

the people's movement has been delivered a serious blow...
toilet paper will also make capitalists out of anyone...
Comrade ZUUL
Where can I find more video's done by the same person? That was too funny. I think hes also in a protest warrior video..

