Prozac Marshmallows for liberal crazy uncle on Christmas



Don't let your holidays get ruined by liberal relatives!
Simply slip Prozac Marshmallows into their hot chocolate drink and let the medicine do its Christmas miracle. Mixed with a fast-acting sleeping aid, Prozac Marshmallows will quickly ease your resident agitator's obsessive compulsive disorder and will let you have the peaceful family holiday you all deserve.
Side effects may include involuntary bowel movements. Gently advise your liberal relative to slip into comfortable pajamas as early in the evening as possible.














Red Walrus
She soon will be highly pacified and putting down more meat than Miley Cyrus at a bachelor party in Vegas.Well ... all right, Comrade Walrus, but that seems like perhaps something of an exaggeration. No human can do that.
... no human ...
Hmmm ...


Red Walrus
.... putting down more meat than Miley Cyrus at a bachelor party in Vegas..... If there is such a thing as a Metaphor of the Year Award, Comrade Walrus' submission must be considered. Then an extra beet ration for the rest of us to get those images out of mind. That, or a good 24 hr strapped-in viewing of Nanski re-runs as to "why We Love Obamacare," which would leave anyone's mind a blank.




