Prozac Marshmallows for liberal crazy uncle on Christmas

Don't let your holidays get ruined by liberal relatives!

Simply slip Prozac Marshmallows into their hot chocolate drink and let the medicine do its Christmas miracle. Mixed with a fast-acting sleeping aid, Prozac Marshmallows will quickly ease your resident agitator's obsessive compulsive disorder and will let you have the peaceful family holiday you all deserve.

Side effects may include involuntary bowel movements. Gently advise your liberal relative to slip into comfortable pajamas as early in the evening as possible.
 

And this, my comrades, was true crime of Uncle Chang song Thaek.
 

Indeed, Thought Sheriff. This is how it happened:


 

Comrades, it’s incumbent among us progressives to first distribute free condoms and gay pride literature under the tree before you drink hot chocolate or even become the life of the party while making powerful political statements. I suggest that as progressives, nothing changes attitudes like a well written harassment editorial printed in your favorite media outlet which screams at the soft bigotry against Obamacare and further protects our rights from proselytizing fanatics.
 

 

And for the psychotic vegan Aunt . . . we highly recommend the Seroquel tossed salad with creamed spinach dressing. When your crazy Aunt Liz starts in on how everyone at the table is a filthy animal for consuming meat, just bust out the Seroquel Salad. She soon will be highly pacified and putting down more meat than Miley Cyrus at a bachelor party in Vegas. It's fun for the whole family and truly a Marxmas miracle.


 

The FDA suggests that you keep an eye on the kiddies while slipping narcotics to psychotic relatives. But then again, that's just one more reason you need to sign up buy in get covered in dirt today! (at Healthcare.guv).
 

Red Walrus

She soon will be highly pacified and putting down more meat than Miley Cyrus at a bachelor party in Vegas.

Well ... all right, Comrade Walrus, but that seems like perhaps something of an exaggeration. No human can do that.

... no human ...

Hmmm ...
 

Red Walrus

.... putting down more meat than Miley Cyrus at a bachelor party in Vegas..... If there is such a thing as a Metaphor of the Year Award, Comrade Walrus' submission must be considered. Then an extra beet ration for the rest of us to get those images out of mind. That, or a good 24 hr strapped-in viewing of Nanski re-runs as to "why We Love Obamacare," which would leave anyone's mind a blank.
 

Such lovely children...but why are they not under the supervision of their guiding lights, and own personal dear leaders, their Common Core Educators.
 

Well, I can see from all of this that the only way to help my children succeed in Obamaland is to have them leave their out of state jobs and have them move back home where we as parents can better meet their health care and pj needs. Of course, as responsible parents, we will cut up the marshmallows before we add them to the kids' cocoa to avoid choking hazards.
 

Just to help Comrades with the dosage amount when adding the marshmallows. It helps to count out loud for each added to the hot chocolate before offering to your PJ'd activist nut case relative.....Just look at him and start with a Onesie, then a Twosie, then a Threesie's.