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Punchenko Push-Poll/CNN/CBS/TIMES Poll

POLL: Using your dials: Frank Luntz?

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10/16/2008, 1:22 am
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Note: Before asking questions we do verify whether or not the caller's address is correct or not. This is a standard practice for most polls.

Question: Who won tonight's debate considering that a yes answer for McCain makes you a racist trying your damndest to keep a black man out of the White House?

Obama - 99.9% McCain - .1%

Question: Are you more inclined to vote for Obama knowing that if you don't you will be rendered a racist and hunted down for your crimes against People of Color?

Yes - 100% No - 0%

Question: As a white person, do you really hate Senator Obama because he is black, which will make you a racist if you answer yes, and are you voting for Senator McCain?

Yes - 0%

No, I'm not voting for McCain - 210%

No Answer, I'm black - 30%

Question: Barack Obama is a black person. Most people like Barack Obama. Some people don't like Barack Obama because he is black. Are you most people or some people?

I am like most people and like Barack Obama - 100%

I am like some people and don't like Barack Obama - 0%

Question: As the first black man to become the nominee of a major political party, do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion about Senator Barack Obama -- who is black, mind you. Please remember we verified your address.

Favorable - 50%

Unfavorable - -100%

Undecided - 50%

Question: John McCain declared Senator Obama as “out of touch”, do you think most black people, like Senator Obama, are out of touch? Does Senator Obama understand people like you? We verified your address a second time to be on the safe side.

Yes, Senator Obama better understands people like me - 100%

No, Senator Obama doesn't understand people like me - 0%


1400 RV

MoE +/- 4.5%
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10/16/2008, 10:14 am
Chairman, after careful research it turns out that the hundreds of people you polled live in this dacha in Ohio https://tinyurl.com/49oyuh so the results of your poll may be a bit off.
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10/16/2008, 9:20 pm
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Comrade Academician, it appears that some of your percentages total to more than 100%. Good! I would be worried if they hadn't! I see you put our fraternal socialist brothers in ACORN to good use.
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10/16/2008, 9:24 pm
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I wish AKORN would pay me and give me smokes to vote, but I guess I am the wrong race and that makes me a racist.
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