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Pussy Riot Sent to Penal Colony

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Is it possible to create a more imaginative headline. I do believe that reality has simply thrown in the towel and joined The People's Cube.

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https://www.france24.com/en/20131105-pu ... ed-siberia

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I hear it is cold there. I trust they will dress her warmly, and that the penals in the colony will also give her a warm reception.

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Comrade Comrade,

Welcome back. Good to see you've returned from your trip to Nizhny Ingash. Isn't that the penal colony where Comrade Tolokonnikova is vacationing? How is the dear comrade? I miss her lovely warbling.

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She and her friends broke into a church while the mass was being held. I am wondering why doesn't she try the same trick on a mosque. Now that would be progressive.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Comrade,

Welcome back. Good to see you've returned from your trip to Nizhny Ingash. Isn't that the penal colony where Comrade Tolokonnikova is vacationing? How is the dear comrade? I miss her lovely warbling.
Thank you Comrade Captain. The things we do for our collective. My meeting with Chairman of the District Council,Pyotr A. Malyshkin, was fruit filled but tiring.

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How did this news leak? There should be a probe. Where is internal affairs? If it spreads every Tom, Dick, and Harry will want to have a look. We must get to the meat of the matter, before it gets out of hand. We cannot permit these so called "reliable" sources to release such material in spurts. Security has most assuredly gone flaccid.


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Why are these persons giving it away for free when so many sex workers are jobless? Fie.

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RedDiaperette wrote:Why are these persons giving it away for free when so many sex workers are jobless? Fie.
Without the State price supports this trade so vital to our economy will collapse, spent, and in one sweaty exhausted writhing heap.

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I laughed so hard at this headline that my beet vodka sprays from my nostrils all over my abacus and COLOSSUS console!! Ahaha! Good job Super Putin! Thankfully Dear Leader knows when to keep his mouth shut on these human rights, eh. issues.

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Ya know, I've never seen a pussy riot before. Intriguing to say the least.

In other news today, comrades -- Prison Riot was sentenced to a Nudist Colony

But let us suppose, comrades, that Pussy Riot was sentenced to nudist colony. Would they actually start pussy riot? And how would authorities ever tamp it down? And would they even wish to?

Perhaps we could ask Comrade Ivan Betinov for his penetrating thoughts on this issue (Ba doom BOOMSKI!)

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Callmelennie wrote:In other news today, comrades -- Prison Riot was sentenced to a Nudist Colony
And those shapshots we took were not pornographic. They were family photos.

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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I see no resemblance whatsoever, besides, I was out of town on party business.

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I think [color=#C0392B]ThePeoplesComrade[/color] was trying to Obama me when he wrote: I see no resemblance whatsoever, besides, I was out of town on party business.
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Oh really... "out of town?"

More like out of your mind in lust!
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Fellow travelers in the USSA take note - THIS IS HOW PROTEST DONE IN SOVIET RUSSIA!!
Even though this guy will vanish by morning - you have to love his commitment.
Now who here volunteer to teach the pathetic weak knee'd AmeriKans to protest reich-wing extremism here with some of the Motherland's zeal??

(Boss - I made sure they meant the ground at Red Square before I posted this.)


Naked artist nails his scrotum to Red Square in anti-Putin protest

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https://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc ... otest.html


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Pussy Riot Babe sent to Penal Colony? You've got to be kidding me.


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Have any of you Comrades ever posted things and after doing so thought, "Damn, I wish I had said this!" This is one of those many moments for me and I wish to edit this post by posting the following:

This reminds me so vividly of my observations whilst traveling on the NY Subway, sitting there, minding my own business, when a poster from the NY Times caught my attention. It said: I got my job from the NYTimes. Some grafitti guy sprayed over it: "You gotta be kidding me! "

Yeah, True story. So, in the spirit of Fairness™, a HT to that unknown grafitti artist for this post.



 
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