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Putin vs. Global Warming: get the popcorn ready

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Climate Change is now a fraud. It has always been a fraud:

Putin: Climate Change Is Fraud

And we have always been at war with Eastasia.

My condolences to Winston Smith and all of our comrades at the Ministry of Truth who will be working overtime to alter correct the historical record.

You see, the whole Global Warming Climate Change agenda was a Capitalist plot to cause us to reduce our industrial production and therefore prevent us from achieving our glorious Workers' Paradise. As Comrade Putin explains in the article, “There is no global warming, this is a fraud to restrain the industrial development of several countries including Russia.”

We have now fallen so far behind, that I'm afraid the Glorious World of Next Tuesday will have to be postponed -- until the next Tuesday.

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Putin is always trying to punk our easily fooled president!
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I exist, therefore Climate Change.

I breathe, therefore I'm responsible for economic inequality.

"Scientists say" disagree with Putin.

"Scientists say," therefore fact!

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I'm not sure about the popcorn, but I do believe, Comrade Putin needs some rest - Maybe take a few weeks to regain his "horse sense" and visit the concrete factories in Sevastopol?

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In 1971, there was The Fight of the Century.
In 1975, there was The Thrilla in Manila.
And now, in 2015, there is The Pow from Moscow.

Komrades, I don't know who to side with, what to think in this fight. I mean, Dear Leader's great and all, but Vladdy here's former KGB, and he actually live in the USSR! I'd think that a person who was "on the ground" whenever the Glorious United Soviet Socialist Inspirational States of Revolution was active would know a HELLUVA lot more about revolution and how to set up the finer things of Communist Rule.

But, then again, Dear Leader is a glorious Kommunity Organizer, he knows how to organize kommunities without killing or sending half of the citizens away for reeducation. But, then again, those that are killed in Glorious Revolution probably deserve it. Once again, a tangled mess of doubt and not knowing who to root for in this fight.

Oh well, I'll just root for whoever wins. Gimme some damn potatoes and some pickled bologna, I suspect we'll be here in the stands for a longer time than we think.


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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Komrades, I don't know who to side with, what to think in this fight. I mean, Dear Leader's great and all, but Vladdy here's former KGB

Comrade, I'm not offering this as a definitive answer, but a new way for you to think about the problem.

It's been said that Putin is playing chess, Obama is playing... uh...

Just what the hell IS Obama playing anyway? Checkers? Tiddlywinks?

Oh, wait! I know! GOLF!

So... who do you think will win? Declare your allegiance to that one.

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I guess Climate Change must be affecting the _residents golf game. Regulating the air currents to shift more to the left would greatly improve his handicap, because hitting the ball and hoping it goes in the hole is not much of a strategy.

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Karl and I discussed the goggle look on many occasions while sampling Vodka.

Glad to see Comrade Putin carrying on the tradition.

Long live the revolution and long live Tom Hayden.

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I think my head just exploded... Why is the shirtless KGB agent denouncing the Climate Reich while the leader of the free world is trying to get us wrapped up into it? Perhaps the USSA identifies as socialist while the cis-socialist USSR is actually trans and identifies as a free market system?


 
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