Hillary usually wins the necro-vote. She helped most of them get where they are today...

And here I thought the dead vote usually comes out in late fall to end the general election with a bang. I didn't know it can be used against the fellow Democratic comrades in the primaries. Live and learn.

Red Square wrote:And here I thought the dead vote usually comes out in late fall to end the general election with a bang. I didn't know it can be used against the fellow Democratic comrades in the primaries. Live and learn.

Lots of golems and other forms of living dead voted in Texazistan's Democratic, and even Republican Primary.

Ukrainian McGuffin's seem to be the new fast food for the electoral college crowd pleasers.

'pelipsky
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Red Square wrote:And here I thought the dead vote usually comes out in late fall to end the general election with a bang. I didn't know it can be used against the fellow Democratic comrades in the primaries. Live and learn.

Lots of golems and other forms of living dead voted in Texazistan's Democratic, and even Republican Primary.

Ukrainian McGuffin's seem to be the new fast food for the electoral college crowd pleasers.

'pelipsky
#BR 549

Yes, even here along the Gulf of Texas, both sides have unleashed the dead on the primary voters.

Fellow collective members: This is my first of many posts (in the name of our glorious leader). I am torn between allowing our faithful party apparatchik members lie in peace or permitting them to rise and cast votes for the furtherance of our cause of wiping the despised Capitalism from the face of the Earth.

As an aside, when I was told to come to this country to spread the word of our glorious Marxist doctrine, I was told to make an alias that would arouse little suspicion of my origins. What do you think of my clever use of the name "Smith?"

Smith is a good deep-cover name, sound Bourgeoisie.

Welcome to The People's Cube, Vlad.


But the Party's struggle cannot let our faithful dead rest, or anyone else rest.

[PROG OFF]
If you need a starting place in the Cube, I'd start with my favorite People's Tool:
Red Primer for Children and Diplomats

I also highly recommend Oleg's Shakedown Socialism.

Otherwise, jump in with both feet.

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:Smith is a good deep-cover name, sound Bourgeoisie.

Welcome to The People's Cube, Vlad.


But the Party's struggle cannot let our faithful dead rest, or anyone else rest.

[PROG OFF]
If you need a starting place in the Cube, I'd start with my favorite People's Tool:
Red Primer for Children and Diplomats

I also highly recommend Oleg's Shakedown Socialism.

Otherwise, jump in with both feet.

Thanks much! The book is on it's way, and I will be going through the primer.Regards,Vlad-ish

Vladimir Smith wrote:

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:Smith is a good deep-cover name, sound Bourgeoisie.

Welcome to The People's Cube, Vlad.


But the Party's struggle cannot let our faithful dead rest, or anyone else rest.

[PROG OFF]
If you need a starting place in the Cube, I'd start with my favorite People's Tool:
Red Primer for Children and Diplomats

I also highly recommend Oleg's Shakedown Socialism.

Otherwise, jump in with both feet.

Thanks much! The book is on it's way, and I will be going through the primer.Regards,Vlad-ish

Your beet vodka ration will be in the post as well. Potato vodka if you're lucky (or the State Ware Distribution Barn No. 23 screws up).

You'll also get a welcome letter, State supra-national ID card you must keep on you at all times (including while sleeping, showering, or making love), a time and place to report for mandatory Collective Labor, a time and place to get your warm clothing and pickaxe should you be called "to the front", and your State-assigned vodka house along with instructions detailing how to recieve future rations.

Welcome to the Kollektive! Enjoy your stay, or something bad might happen.

Vladimir Smith wrote:Fellow collective members: This is my first of many posts (in the name of our glorious leader). I am torn between allowing our faithful party apparatchik members lie in peace or permitting them to rise and cast votes for the furtherance of our cause of wiping the despised Capitalism from the face of the Earth.

As an aside, when I was told to come to this country to spread the word of our glorious Marxist doctrine, I was told to make an alias that would arouse little suspicion of my origins. What do you think of my clever use of the name "Smith?"

Welcome to the kollective komrade. Have you been issued your own shovel yet?

As someone that gets the bottom scrapings of the borscht pot, "Jones" would have put you further to the front of the ration line.

I hope your back is strong as we have many beets to tend in the kollective.

Vladimir Smith wrote:Fellow collective members: This is my first of many posts (in the name of our glorious leader). I am torn between allowing our faithful party apparatchik members lie in peace or permitting them to rise and cast votes for the furtherance of our cause of wiping the despised Capitalism from the face of the Earth.

As an aside, when I was told to come to this country to spread the word of our glorious Marxist doctrine, I was told to make an alias that would arouse little suspicion of my origins. What do you think of my clever use of the name "Smith?"

Welcome, Comrade Vlad. You will enjoy the show trials here. They are edifying and usually include popcorn. Of course, if you are the one on trial, you do not get to eat the popcorn, but you do get to praise the Commissar who provided the popcorn. And you will enjoy the show trial, even if you are the one on trial. That is an order, comrade.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:...State supra-national ID card you must keep on you at all times (including while sleeping, showering, or making love)...

What if you are engaged in all three at the same time? Does that exempt you from the "Always Carry" rule?

Just asking for a friend.

Komrade Grendelssohnovovich

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:...State supra-national ID card you must keep on you at all times (including while sleeping, showering, or making love)...

What if you are engaged in all three at the same time? Does that exempt you from the "Always Carry" rule?

Just asking for a friend.

Komrade Grendelssohnovovich

Not only do you have to carry your ID, you also have to put up a few traffic cones and a couple road flares.

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:...State supra-national ID card you must keep on you at all times (including while sleeping, showering, or making love)...

What if you are engaged in all three at the same time? Does that exempt you from the "Always Carry" rule?

Just asking for a friend.

Komrade Grendelssohnovovich

I think I knew your friend once ... and only once. (Dear me, did I really say that? Oh my.)

RedDiaperette wrote:

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:...State supra-national ID card you must keep on you at all times (including while sleeping, showering, or making love)...

What if you are engaged in all three at the same time? Does that exempt you from the "Always Carry" rule?

Just asking for a friend.

Komrade Grendelssohnovovich

I think I knew your friend once ... and only once. (Dear me, did I really say that? Oh my.)

Comrade RedDiaperette!

Goodness gracious. Will wonders never cease? I'm all agog... tell me more!

C. "all ears" Craptek

RD,
Be careful about divulging any further information to Craptek Freud. "For your own good" is a trap.

Best to just clear your mind and put out the safety cones to reroute traffic like Comrad Stierlitz said.

That's what 'pelipsky does....now.

Captain Craptek wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote: I think I knew your friend once ... and only once. (Dear me, did I really say that? Oh my.)

Comrade RedDiaperette!

Goodness gracious. Will wonders never cease? I'm all agog... tell me more!

C. "all ears" Craptek

Tee hee, mine to know and yours to....

But fie, we must not deviate from the Party's choice of topic -- whatever it may have been originally. Perhaps we may discuss the matter further beside the popcorn machine at the next show trial.

jackalopelipsky wrote:RD,
Best to just clear your mind and put out the safety cones to reroute traffic like Comrad Stierlitz said.

That's what 'pelipsky does....now.

Indeed my mind was cleared long ago by the Party's approved Jiffy-Lobo.™ A cleared mind is a cleared Comrade, is it not so?