Everglades, FL -- With the construction of a deportation processing center in the Florida everglades, the concerns of illegal aliens have recently shifted in an unanticipated way, according to pollsters.

A bi-yearly poll commissioned by the non-profit organization "Get'em Here Unvetted" (GHU) has been tracking the concerns of illegal aliens since 2016.  The most recent polling data has shown a remarkable increase in the concern "Getting Eaten by Alligators" from very low in the list, 189th, to 1st.  Other items also saw a marked change, such as "Getting Detained by ICE", which rose from 206th in 2024 to 3rd in 2025.  "Getting Deported" moved up in the list from 249th to 2nd place.

It should also be noted that other items moved down the list in significant ways.  "My Free Lodgings Don't Have Room Service" moved from 10th down to 167th and "CBP Home Mobile App Doesn't Automatically Sign Me up for Public Assistance" went from 16th down to 249th.

Remember the rough days when American kids were used as alligator bait?

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/2/2025, 12:42 pm

Everglades, FL -- With the construction of a deportation processing center in the Florida everglades, the concerns of illegal aliens have recently shifted in an unanticipated way, according to pollsters.

A bi-yearly poll commissioned by the non-profit organization "Get'em Here Unvetted" (GHU) has been tracking the concerns of illegal aliens since 2016.  The most recent polling data has shown a remarkable increase in the concern "Getting Eaten by Alligators" from very low in the list, 189th, to 1st.  Other items also saw a marked change, such as "Getting Detained by ICE", which rose from 206th in 2024 to 3rd in 2025.  "Getting Deported" moved up in the list from 249th to 2nd place.

It should also be noted that other items moved down the list in significant ways.  "My Free Lodgings Don't Have Room Service" moved from 10th down to 167th and "CBP Home Mobile App Doesn't Automatically Sign Me up for Public Assistance" went from 16th down to 249th.

OFF TOPIC, but...

Hey Panem, did you see the latest model of alligator harvesters?



Let's have a TPC Circus pitting Ballot Harvesters vs. Alligator Harvesters.
What we have before us is the opportunity of creating a spectacle for The People™.

Back to your post on Illegal Immigrant Fears.

Provide a little bread during the circus and I think it'll work!

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 10:06 am

Provide a little bread during the circus and I think it'll work!

Well coming up with the bread to invest in Circus is going to be difficult for the Ballot Harvesters as USAID lost funding. Alligator Harvester's did receive BBB Funding, though.

The market share of Ballot Harvesters is crashing, comrades. What does this portend for the new fears faced by illegals?



Alligator Harvesting is the fracking of the Ballot Harvester Machine and all its derivative products causing job loss. However, the boot, purse, and upholstery jobs market is surging.