Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

That TrumpHitler is at it again.  A migrant vessel from Mexico was minding it's own business when the Brooklyn Bridge committed an unprovoked assault on the migrant vessel.  The migrant vessel was having difficulty maintaining directional control when the Brooklyn Bridge deliberately refused to move to allow the migrant vessel to pass unharmed.  Like a bully tripping someone who is already stumbling.  Appalling. 

Wait, there is a knock at the door.  It was a friendly neighborhood Thought Police Operative with an editing suggestion.


PROG OFF:

I'm shocked that this is not how the incident was reported in the first place.

PROG BACK ON:

Floorward!

Red Salmon

Where is migrant solidarity in such a situation? Migrants laughing at another migrant’s humiliation by the unyielding Brooklyn Bridge? This is vile behavior within the migrant community. This divisive behavior is all Trump Hitler’s fault.

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/18/2025, 5:09 pm

The Brooklyn Bridge deliberately refused to move to allow the migrant vessel to pass unharmed.  Like a bully tripping someone who is already stumbling.  Appalling.

Comrades, we cannot let this outrage pass! Even though the Mexican Navy is to navies what mountain oysters are to oysters, we must take bold and decisive inaction by replacing the inconsequential "Cinco de Mayo" with "Decimoséptimo De Mayo!"


 
It's the least we could do to recognize the tyranny of the Brooklyn Bridge's east-tower aggression.

(No chants yet because no one can figure out how to pronounce Cuauhtémoc.)

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I must applaud the most equal postings by Comrade Jackalopelipsky and the Comrade Colonel.  Is there no tragedy the Burka crowd will not delight in?  The day of rage is beyond overdue!  And I think feel it rhymes with "crock". 

It took longer than I thought felt it would for the Blame America First Crowd to get in the spotlight.  CBS (Continuous Bad Source) News reports: 

Brooklyn Bridge Ship Crash Investigation Underway By Federal, Local Agencies

The assumption is that somehow, the US is to blame for the loss of control by the migrant navy.  Moderate Senator Schumer stuck his oar into the discussion:

"We know that the Trump administration has been meddling in U.S. Coast Guard operations, from staffing to command and comms, and I have the general sense of a DOGE dysfunction in parts of the Coast Guard, to put it mildly," Schumer said. "After being fully briefed on last night's Brooklyn Bridge accident, one thing is very clear. There are many more questions than answers as to how the accident occurred and whether it could have been prevented."

AND

 "There are indications that this service called the VTS (Vehicle Traffic Service) may not have been fully or adequately functional in light of that hiring freeze. We don't know the answer to that question. We need answers. If this were the case, Brooklyn Bridge accident could be a national harbinger, demanding immediate attention," Schumer said. 

We don't know the answers, but we will make politically self serving assumptions and substitute them for the answers. 

The framework is set for the pronouncement that it is ALL TRUMPHITLER's FAULT!!!!!  Never mind the lack of attention or basic upkeep for the Coast Guard or the Air Traffic Control System (not related to this incident in the least) during the Harris / Biden Administration.  Oh, and the Coasties claim the VTS was on and working as advertised during the aggressive transgression by the offending iconic span.  It's about time we got around to placing blame squarely where it belongs.  On with the show trial!

Red Salmon

Word on the wharf is the Coast Guard Tugboat wasn’t inflicting enough White Supremacy totalitarian guidance on The Cuauhtémoc as it approached the unrelenting Brooklyn Bridge.

Lack of Secure Lashing:
The tugboat may not have been able to securely lash the ship in time due to the ship's movement and the limited space and time available.

Trumphitler’s Coast Guard Tugboat White Supremacy action of secure lashing could have averted this situation, but numerous Local, State, and Federal DEI Committees determined using the trigger word “lash” was not helpful to the situation.

RE: Comrade Red Salmon's, "That TrumpHitler is at it again. A migrant vessel from Mexico was minding it's own business when the Brooklyn Bridge committed an unprovoked assault on the migrant vessel. The migrant vessel was having difficulty maintaining directional control when the Brooklyn Bridge deliberately refused to move to allow the migrant vessel to pass unharmed. Like a bully tripping someone who is already stumbling. Appalling."

Yep. Mrs. Zeppelin and I were sorry to hear about the misfortune that befell these sailors.

My next thought was, "How are they going to blame President Trump / Elon Musk / DOGE for this????"


Reminds me of the old story about President Trump at the Zoo:

President Trump was making a public appearance at a zoo, when a little girl somehow fell into the lion's den.

Our President, being a Stalwart Man of Action (!) instantly leapt over the railing, punched the lion in the nose and spirited the little girl to safety.

The next day the headline in the New York Times proclaimed:

"TRUMP BEATS UP AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"

As Supreme Comrade Red Square says, "The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow......." AKA, you can't make this stuff up.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Zeppelin,

I must congratulate you on your masterful use of the non-sequitur!  

Can I add, “Those sailors were people too”?  Piling on?  

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,  

I saw the article with the gratuitous use of “lash” and “lashing” and thought I had displayed enough bad taste for one thread.  I was hoping some valiant Comrade would take up the reigns and drive that home.  You never disappoint.  Did the “lashing” article you saw have a bunch of pictures of very white Coast Guard vessels all with a variation of the word “lash” in the caption.  Exhilarating examples of journalism abound!

I feel better.

Red Salmon

 

I remember when everything was Bush's fault.

Good times...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

5/19/2025, 5:50 pm

I remember when everything was Bush's fault.

Good times...

Let the good times sail on because that crazy Trump will knock your mast off!



Must be from your super secret, untraceable TPC SUB Tractor Barn #2 account, Comrade Ambassador.

See you at the TPC SUB Waffle House next Tuesday, comrade.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/19/2025, 11:19 am

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/18/2025, 5:09 pm

The Brooklyn Bridge deliberately refused to move to allow the migrant vessel to pass unharmed.  Like a bully tripping someone who is already stumbling.  Appalling.

Comrades, we cannot let this outrage pass! Even though the Mexican Navy is to navies what mountain oysters are to oysters, we must take bold and decisive inaction by replacing the inconsequential "Cinco de Mayo" with "Decimoséptimo De Mayo!"




 
It's the least we could do to recognize the tyranny of the Brooklyn Bridge's east-tower aggression.

(No chants yet because no one can figure out how to pronounce Cuauhtémoc.)

What brand of beet cerveza, barbecue meat, and all necessary accessories will be in the TPC Decimoseptimo de Mayo Grocery fliers? This date must be exploited for TPC profit at all costs, Colonel Obyezyana.

NOTE: Completely different jackalope trail to accomplish the TPC Revolution use of the crisis for TPC agitation and stirring.

Also, the migrant music blaring from the migrant ship Cuauhtemoc, sailing unlashed by American Imperialism, in absolute free abandon before the rigid construct of Trump’s USSA’s Brooklyn Bridge, must be blasting from the reeducation speakers posted in every comrade’s assigned beet field. You know, like the speakers loud enough to be heard during operation of a nail gun or circular saw at a new residential neighborhood construction site here in Texazistan. Probably speakers similar to migrant calls to bow to Islam decibel standards. Then, you will know what’s happening— the music, the food, the religion being celebrated on TPC Decimoseptimo de Mayo Day! May it live in infamy!

Anyway, the reeducation message is that Americans must become migrants through migrant art and religion, not the religion and art that made America great the first time.

Reeducate yourself, comrade.

Decimoseptimo de Mayo Protest Opportunities

Join other migrant activists willing to give up food and water until Trump’s Brooklyn Bridge is forced into controlled demolition.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

WHEW!  We finally got there.  The obvious solution to the problematic existence of the racist, aggressive, and built by Dead White Men symbol of The Patriarchy™ must be eliminated.  For the children.  As John Larroquette said in the documentary Stripes:  Have that removed!  

Who did Roebling think feel he was?  Constructing an obvious impediment to future disabled foreign warships was a racist act of MAGA aggression.   

Thank you, Comrade Jackalopelipsky.  

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/21/2025, 9:31 am

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

WHEW!  We finally got there.  The obvious solution to the problematic existence of the racist, aggressive, and built by Dead White Men symbol of The Patriarchy™ must be eliminated.  For the children.  As John Larroquette said in the documentary Stripes:  Have that removed!  

Who did Roebling think feel he was?  Constructing an obvious impediment to future disabled foreign warships was a racist act of MAGA aggression.   

Thank you, Comrade Jackalopelipsky.  

Red Salmon

You are so welcome, Comrade Cured Red Salmon.

All we need is a TPC Grocery Flier to inform the collective what we’re going to be grilling and drinking as we support Decimoseptimo de Mayo protestors denying themselves food and water until Brooklyn’s Bridge is gone.

Also, informed leaks are currently underway that Trumphitler will be signing an Executive Order demanding Mexico pay for damages done to America’s Big Beautiful Brooklyn Bridge through the Captain of the Cuauhtemoc’s negligent use of his navigation system. “Mexico pays”, is Trumphitler’s answer.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Is there anything the TrumpHitler can’t make worse?  The USSA should be paying Mexico for repairs to the unpronounceable ship!  After all, the Big Beautiful Brooklyn Bridge was in the way.  

Red Salmon

Wait!! Comrades! Did the Captain of the Cuauhtemoc inadvertently forget to check the Mayan Calendar for portends of this date of infamy?

???

All those Mayan calendar cog wheels, turning, turning, turning the migrant ship’s windlasses to haul those anchor chains and they missed Decimoseptimo De Mayo???

Leakers at White House reporting that real estate mogul Trumphitler adamant that the Big Beautiful Brooklyn Bridge is not for sale. Period. Full stop. That joke about it being for sale is highly overrated.

Here's the Flyer/Flier 'pelipsky asked for:

Colonel Obyezyana, you are the supreme queso!

You know the Soros tentacled octopus? Have you enjoyed Mexican grilled baby octopus? It’s on the menu at a SUB Waffle House here in Texazistan. Haven’t tried it yet, but the video of the chef preparing it has the jackalope intrigued. The chef lays that baby octopus on the charcoal grill with its tentacles all around for proper cooking. When done, the chef uses his tongs to transfer the little octopus to one of those smoking hot cast iron fajitas serving platters. He masterfully uses the tongs to properly arrange the little octopus like a mound of coleslaw on one end with tentacles flowing attractively over the platter. Then he pours some Mexican brown goo over the octopus head and tentacles. Oh my!!

The jackalopes asked about the sauce and the waitress brought us a small bowl to sample. Incredibly delicious! According to waitress this brown goo can be poured over chargrilled Texas Turkey as well. Chips and salsa never had it so good.

Holy Mole! Ole’. Even a Soros tentacled octopus of evil can be a chewy, chewy, chewy treat for celebrating Decimoseptimo De Mayo Day of Infamy.

Rage On! Comrades!

Trump’s Big Beautiful Brooklyn Bridge needs committed hunger strikers like these University of Oregon students not eating for Gaza.



On the other paw, the jackalope bought some cans of Cancun Coon on sale at the local Food Cartel grocery for a cheap twist on Texazistan’s delicious bbq brisket queso. Bbq brisket queso is soooo tasty….Cancun Coon should work just as well. Right? Comrades?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/28/2025, 12:08 pm

On the other paw, the jackalope bought some cans of Cancun Coon on sale at the local Food Cartel grocery for a cheap twist on Texazistan’s delicious bbq brisket queso. Bbq brisket queso is soooo tasty….Cancun Coon should work just as well. Right? Comrades?

Right.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/28/2025, 4:40 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/28/2025, 12:08 pm

On the other paw, the jackalope bought some cans of Cancun Coon on sale at the local Food Cartel grocery for a cheap twist on Texazistan’s delicious bbq brisket queso. Bbq brisket queso is soooo tasty….Cancun Coon should work just as well. Right? Comrades?

Right.


 

The perfect Food Cartel grocery "meals to go cook" for the contents of that dumpster.

I remember when Mexico didn't have a Navy.

The adobe ships kept falling apart after they hit the water.