Here's something interesting. Radical cheerleaders! Check it out.

Radical Cheerleaders

There is one confused individual in the back who seems to think he's a "radical babe".

Here's one of their radical cheers.

They've taken the trouble to record their cheers and put the files on their site. Here's one titled We're Sexy, We're Cute, We're Radical to Boot:

https://doremifaso.ca/archives/radicalc ... o_boot.mp3

Should you wish to be liberated from corporate hegemony by a uniquely compelling female argumentative technique, their website:

https://doremifaso.ca/archives/radicalc ... heers.html

These young ladies prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Left continues to be the intellectual powerhouse of thought and new ideas so desperately needed in these sad dark days of oppression.

They've taken the trouble to record their cheers and put the files on their site. Here's one titled We're Sexy, We're Cute, We're Radical to Boot:

But, they aren't cute or sexy... they're a bunch of (useful) idiots. I'll go warm up the guillotine....

Kommissar Betty wrote:

They've taken the trouble to record their cheers and put the files on their site. Here's one titled We're Sexy, We're Cute, We're Radical to Boot:

But, they aren't cute or sexy... they're a bunch of (useful) idiots. I'll go warm up the guillotine....

...yet another pigstye Kommissar...looks like beastiality to me...is that legal?

lol...look at the one in the front right corner...looks like a giant schlong hanging out from her skirt!

Eeew, gross! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!

Private Pravda wrote:lol...look at the one in the front right corner...looks like a giant schlong hanging out from her skirt!

Looks more like a big poop to me!

The lost cheers of the radical chicks:

2, 4, 6, 8 bestiality is really great
3, 5, 7, 9 look at us and you'll go blind
1, 2, 3, 4 we're too dumb to count no more

What do we want -- MEATLOAF
When do we want it -- NOW!

we're beefy, we're nutty
Our minds are made of putty

Dean, Hillary, Kerry, Gore
Vote for them or we'll shout some more
Stalin, Casto, Chavez, Dean
Any one can make us cream!

Two, four, six, eight
Agitate for nanny state!

Come on, let's hear it
For the black and for the red.
We've got some spirit
But not much up in our head.

We shout invective,
And fight for world peace.
Join our collective,
If you want to get fleeced!

"We are Cheertators
This is no Cheerocracy
We like Dictators
Down with your Democracy
All you tighty righties
Better watch your step
Or all us lady lefties
Will purge you with our pep!"

Gross! Ugly Cheertards!

Yeah, did Mother Sheehan have more offspring we didn't know about? Really, those commies are repulsive! I guess you would be driven to wear Nirvana brand cheer outfits and protest at the top of your baby moonbat lungs if you were a hideous hippie chick and no one accepted your offers of free love.

Nathan Ilyitch Haleski wrote:Yeah, did Mother Sheehan have more offspring we didn't know about? Really, those commies are repulsive! I guess you would be driven to wear Nirvana brand cheer outfits and protest at the top of your baby moonbat lungs if you were a hideous hippie chick and no one accepted your offers of free love.

Ugh! wrote:Gross! Ugly Cheertards!

Personally, I like them gross, ugly and hideous. Those skanky girls turn me on.

Fellow Traveler: Better double bag it then - dem girls is crawlin' wit da crotch critters.

I look at them, and the first thing that comes to mind is Orwell's description of female party members from the beginning of 1984...it's all rather chilling.

Maybe they can cheer on the death squads as they take the field for mass executions or something...

"Shoot 'em dead! Shoot 'em dead! SHOOT THEM DEAD!"
If they don't back the party put one in their head!
Woooooooo!"

Cheerleaders at executions. I like it.
Everyone is coming up with wonderful suggestions as to how the Party can use Radical Cheerleaders but you comrade Agent have truly taken the grand prize.

Comrade Otis

These are some sick heifers! They probably have mad cow disease. Perhaps they need to be tested and destroyed?

Weird Farmer wrote:These are some sick heifers! They probably have mad cow disease. Perhaps they need to be tested and destroyed?

As a physician with the People's Cube, I can assure you that these fine specimens are the picture of bovine health! One could do much worse in a woman. After all, these sisters "get it." Once we gain proper control, they will serve us usefully and willingly -- they will hardly require any re-education at all.

Comrade! Yes, that's exactly the spirit I want to see.

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship

Cheerleaders at executions. I like it.
Everyone is coming up with wonderful suggestions as to how the Party can use Radical Cheerleaders but you comrade Agent have truly taken the grand prize.

Comrade Otis

Comrade Otis, all I know is: MY Deathsquad performs much better when encouraged by chants and herkys performed by...earthy, we'll say, women with a knack for rhyming and little regard for personal grooming or hygene.

Also, these peppy little Bolshivettes will no doubt rouse the masses at our Compulsory Party Rallies and Demonstrations.

Invaluable tools indeed!

Long Live The Glorious Struggle!

Anonymous wrote:Also, these peppy little Bolshivettes will no doubt rouse the masses at our Compulsory Party Rallies and Demonstrations.

Yeah, raise the male masses into seriously considering homosexuality or the monkhood! Hmmmm. . . but there would be no monkhood after the U.S.S.A.'s initial stage of the Revolution is complete, therefore I suppose it would have to be homosexuality. Hmmmmm. . . well, no offense to our "fashion oriented" comrades, but I think then I'll volunteer to be a eunuch.

Comrade, these young ladies are the cream of the Party crop. They wish for nothing more than to be warriors in the struggle for equality, social justice and making lots of strong, healthy babies for the greater glory of the revolution! You are the one with the problem. Please report to your neighborhood Karl Marx Treatment Center. They are expecting you.

Comrade Otis
Surgeon of Mental Disorder
Karl Marx Treatment Center
(Our friendly staff is standing by for you!TM)
Visit our cool new gift store at Kafepress.

Comrade-ski,

Yeah, raise the male masses into seriously considering homosexuality or the monkhood! Hmmmm. . . but there would be no monkhood after the U.S.S.A.'s initial stage of the Revolution is complete, therefore I suppose it would have to be homosexuality. Hmmmmm. . . well, no offense to our "fashion oriented" comrades, but I think then I'll volunteer to be a eunuch.

I fear the Radical cheerleader squad is only the beginning of a mutating cheerleading pandemic that is sweeping outward from U.S. to all parts of the globe. Only this morning I have become aware of two other mutations of cheerleading movement from peppy-ness to something more sinister. It is not yet clear if it can be passed human to human, or only through contact with infected cheerleaders, but I fear the necessity of mass cheerleader quarantine and/or total destruction of all stocks.

The first instance is the mutation of cheerleaders into Goth Cheerleaders, a la Marilyn Manson (and potential future POTUS) - also known as The Dark Faerie Virus or DRAC1-C1.


Symptoms of the virus include albino-like appearance (without red eyes), and darkening of the lips, as well as lengthening of the canine dentition, and compulsion to don PVC corsets, striped or fishnet stockings, and pom-poms which include the colour black, as well as tongue mutilation. In some cases, a more zombie-like appearance (as in that of Uncle Fester of the Addams Family) seems to be the primary facial symptom.

It is not yet clear whether this is a naturally occuring mutation and transmission related to the coming of Halloween, or a plot by Kim Jong-il to transmit Cheerleader Mutation as we all know he has been working on weapons of mass cheerleading destruction for some time now.


The second outbreak has appeared in Belgrade. In a shocking example of spontaneous Cheerleader Mutation during Fashion Week in Belgrade, a little known but deadly strain of the ANDRO6-C2 strain suddenly overtook runway models, leaving them with moustaches. In this case, it is not the virus itself that is deadly, but the secondary effects of bulimia in moustaccioed women, causing them to aspirate their own vomit, choking to death almost instantaneously.


In a further stunning revelation, a North Korean fashion journalist sporting suspiciously Kim Jong-Il-like eye-wear, sitting beside what was originally thought to be a 'super-model' from Kalifornia (but was later revealed to be a covert operative for PETA), responded to the outbreak by saying, "the collection is to die for." Rumours were quickly circulated by the Belgrade Fashion Week agitprop that the 'collection' was simply an 'outstretched hand' to the Muslim women of Bosnia who suffered during the civil unrest of the last decade and a half, but this propaganda did little to allay fears and protective veils became the rage for the rest of the week's festivities.

Comradeski - I believe your opting for castration is unnecessary, though admirable, should these new and devious strains make the jump to North Amerikan soil. Going to put on my N-95 rated mask now (have large supply left over from SARS outbreak).

Sister Massively Opiated of the Kanadjians/Cetacean League Against US invasion...

Wow! Cool!

Comrade-ski,

Wow! Cool!

I fear not so kewl after all... it appears a White Supremacist strain - off-shoot of Cheerleader mutation virus has made it's way to US in the form of a twin sister musical group called Prussian Blue.
See: https://www.prussianblue.net/ (no pics this time... you can visit their site yourself and then wash out your own eyes... will not put pictures of Nazis repatriated by the kollective on my website)

No... Sister Massively Opiated is not supporting their music or suggesting that anyone should... twin thirteen year-olds indoktrinated to be brown-shirt thug rah-rah-sters by their Nazi parents... Their site's links page has a Women For White Aryan Unity - Baby Drive page listed, promoting making more Nazi babies to indoktrinate... Their motto is "Prussian Blue - Blonde Hair - Blue Eyes", which Sister Massively Opiated - a Jewess - was also born with (get very sick of saying, 'what does Jew look like?') but probably result of rape of great-great-great-grandmother by Cossacks raiding shtetl while ancestors still in the motherland...

So... no... not kewl at all! Cheerleader mutation virus can have consequences beyond models with moustaches, one being Aryan Holy War...

Cleaning, Locking and Loading in Kanada
Sister Massively Opiated... waiting for the shit to hit the fan.

Yes, comrades, this Prussian Blue as they call themselves have troubled many of us within the officer corps. of the People's Revolutionary Vanguard. I have not heard their music, I've no desire to take in their glorification of those Sunday-punching NAZI swine, but they look like the flippin' Olsen twins!

That's a marketing coup in and of itself! What do WE have to spread OUR message?

Audioslave, a quartet of ugly 30 nothings with all the personality and sex appeal of a used ashtray and the afore mentioned radical cheerleaders that are so repulsive they would turn off even the most depraved serial sex-offenders!

How are we supposed to compete in the market place of agit-prop with THAT?

It's time for the females amongst the revolutionary movement to lose some weight, take a bath, shave those legs and pits, brush those teeth, comb that hair, take some vocal lessons, dress trampy, and start pumping out some agit-prop pop songs!

This is a culture war here, people! Are we going to let a couple of photogenic Hittler youth destroy the culture?

HELL NO, that's OUR job!


Nameless Faceless Agent of AMSOC, signing off.

Long Live the Glorious Struggle!



WKGB: We're watching YOU!

Just so the masses know what we're talking about

Lynx and Lamb of PRUSSIAN BLUE do some modeling for Aryan Wear clothing company

Glorious Leader,

yes... but will only be three more years before they are married off to produce large brood of Nazi babies... they are clearly good breeding stock, and their parents and 'handlers' would be remiss in their duty to Aryan Race were they not to make good use of them. And by producing large brood of Aryan babies, they will become shining examples to Aryan baby-makers everywhere.... Though I guess if they follow the Nazis Lebensborn model, marriage isn't really necessary...

Morning becomes darker and darker... maybe a little Vodka in kava will help, though not before calibration of weapons-sights...

Sister Massively Opiated (hunkering down in bunker #3)

Nameless Faceless Agent of AMSOC wrote: How are we supposed to compete in the market place of agit-prop with THAT?

It's time for the females amongst the revolutionary movement to lose some weight, take a bath, shave those legs and pits, brush those teeth, comb that hair, take some vocal lessons, dress trampy, and start pumping out some agit-prop pop songs!

This is a culture war here, people! Are we going to let a couple of photogenic Hittler youth destroy the culture?

HELL NO, that's OUR job!

Thanks to Sister Massively Opiated and to Agent of AMSOC for the idea.

I think we may start with these two and then develop a whole new line of radical revolutionary smileys for our radical cheerleaders.


And to see how it looks like on Radical Wear -

Agent of AMSOC wrote: Audioslave, a quartet of ugly 30 nothings with all the personality and sex appeal of a used ashtray and the afore mentioned radical cheerleaders that are so repulsive they would turn off even the most depraved serial sex-offenders!

How are we supposed to compete in the market place of agit-prop with THAT?

Well Comrade, I'll let you in on a Party secret. I've been working on a Party project code named Potyomkingrad for some time now. Potyomkingrad is the first human community on a different planet. We're going to prove the superiority of Socialism by example by beating capitalism in space.

Here on Red Planet we're honored to have an elite vanguard of Young Cosmo-Pioneers who've volunteered in the building of Potyomkingrad. Agent of AMSOC you'll be pleased to know that two of these bright shining lights, Miki and her twin sister Miki, read your previous post and want to help buck you up and give you hope. They've put together a very short video to show you that the Radical Cheerleaders from Red Planet are everything you ask!

Unfortunately, the distances being so great, the transmissions for even short video from Red Planet to Earth Planet take a very long time to send. By necessity it must be very short - in this case about 8 seconds to be exact. Just to introduce themselves. Check back here at this exact spot sometime tomorrow and meet Young Cosmo-Pioneers Miki and her twin sister Miki.

Take heart.

Comrade Otis
Kommissar of Young Cosmo-Pioneers, Potyomkingrad, The Red Planet

The Party has resumed the People's Space Program?

Why were we at AMSOC not informed of this?

Give us but one satellite from which to broadcast our truths from, of course, The Ministry of Truth(Northeast Sector), on our flagship station (okay, ONLY station) WKGB: the Party's er, PEOPLE'S Voice of Truth, and we'll make Air America look like a third rate college radio station! Or, at least more so like...you get the point!

Nameless Faceless Agent of AMSOC, signing off and heading back to work at The Ministry of Truth!

Long Live The Glorious Struggle!

WKGB: We're watching YOU!

Red Square wrote:Just so the masses know what we're talking about

Lynx and Lamb of PRUSSIAN BLUE do some modeling for Aryan Wear clothing company

A student of mine, who has a friend in the music business, says she's heard from someone, who's heard from someone else, that "Goebbel's Girls" are in the process of recording a cover of Donovan's classic "Wear Your Love Like Heaven," with considerable bastardization, of course.

The title of the song has been changed to "Wear Your 'Stashe Like Hitler" and the lyrics have been altered accordingly. Have a look:

Color in sky Prussian blue.
Our parents say, "Kill the Jews."
But, we'd rather see Motley Crüe!

Wear your 'stache like Hitler.
Wear your 'stache like Hitler.

Führer, hit me once more,
Fill me with hate.
Allah, hit me once more,
Make me hate, make me hate...

My Fuhrer, My Fuhrer, I can Valk!
*whump* (sound of man who just got out of wheelchair falling on the ground)

Red Square wrote:Thanks to Sister Massively Opiated and to Agent of AMSOC for the idea.

Glorious Leader,

I am only thankful I was able to serve the cause. Will dutifully pull out tablet and stylus as soon as latest case of the D.T.'s abates, and do my best to produce worthy smiley schemas in abundance - just the assignment I need to get my 'hand' back (both are recovering from surgery and I have been procrastinating when it comes to testing dexterity as inability to hold stylus and draw... well... to hold anything... and was getting very tired of breaking dishes... precipitated surgery)... To think, I will be healing myself and serving The Cube at the same time. It's is enough to make me cry AND give Direktor of Agitprop hard on at the same time... So much accomplished!

And to think that in addition to this glorious assignment, Agent of AMSOC will soon be leading us to Planet Cube in The Mother Ship! Can finally remove tinfoil hat!

For the Greater Good of the Kollective!
S.M.O.

Agent of AMSOC wrote: Audioslave, a quartet of ugly 30 nothings with all the personality and sex appeal of a used ashtray and the afore mentioned radical cheerleaders that are so repulsive they would turn off even the most depraved serial sex-offenders!

How are we supposed to compete in the market place of agit-prop with THAT?

With our Radical Cheerleaders from Potyomkingrad, The Red Planet, comrade Agent of AMSOC. That's how.