Comrades, I wanted you all to know that one reason I have not been as active here as it may have seemed, was due to my immense work to raise a generation that is free of ThoughtCrime™. Yes, it is all For the Children™. I am sure most of you are not aware that I minored in music, and so I am trying to return all that I have been fortunate to have received, to bring further glory to the One Obama.

So sit back and feel the tingle go down, or up as that may be, your legs as these precious young kids learn to love the Obama, a love that will never leave them. Also notice, there are few of color comrades in training here, for they already have this devotion. No, I sought to train the most unlikely group of young, DWEM, to see if they can be rescued. What do you think? Ah, who cares what you think, it is what the Party has decreed!

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Oh, and never forget.....

Red or yellow, black or white, we are all precious in Obama's sight!

What a brilliant move I made if I say so myself! Taking a retrograde dead religion song and making it ours!

Congratulations Comrade Pupovich for your noble efforts on behalf of The Party(TM).

Also I denounce you for missing most of a show trial.

And I preemptively denounce Pinkie for denouncing me for denouncing Pupovich.

Excellent work Marshal! You have succeeded in brainwashingteaching young proles about our glorious Dear Leader. Now please, this time do not juxtapose your work up against school children singing about Hitler in Nazi Germany, it does not help our cause.

Hail Obama!

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Congratulations Comrade Pupovich for your noble efforts on behalf of The Party(TM).

Also I denounce you for missing most of a show trial.

And I preemptively denounce Pinkie for denouncing me for denouncing Pupovich.

Comrade, I did indeed see some of that illegal "Show Trial" that you tried to instigate with others. However, not once did I see authorization from the more equal Inner Circle. Needless to say, the Kommisarka was fully correct in her denunciation of you.

But let's put all that aside, for after all....

Red or yellow, black and white, we are precious in Obama's sight!

Er...excuse me.... I may have ate too much baby seal steak and caviar, for I have this sudden urge to hurl!

Red Rooster wrote:Excellent work Marshal! You have succeeded in brainwashingteaching young proles about our glorious Dear Leader. Now please, this time do not juxtapose your work up against school children singing about Hitler in Nazi Germany, it does not help our cause.

Hail Obama!

What? How can any one compare those amateur Nazi's with our modern propoganda giants such as the Main Stream Media, much less the creative people we have workning in the White House under the most wise Obama. Of course, when you have the O as the subject, he shines in whatever he does.

Excuse me...as mentioned above.... I have to....to barf again.

Marshal Pupovich,

There is a posting on The Bunker(TM) cafeteria bulletin board about said illegal activities by the Colonel. The Politburo would like your input, please report to The Bunker(TM) cafeteria at you earliest opportunity.

Excuse ME while I go hurl....

Well done, Marshal Pupovich! Your efforts to train the next generation of proles appears to be a great success. His Excellency lives in their hearts and minds forever.

When will you begin the next phase, to teach them the Party approved methods of reporting the seditious and traitorous behavior of their parents and family members??

How embarassing comrades. Not only can't these little proles keep a beat or carry a tune, the song itself is as simple as something written by Dr. Seuss. It was hardly a surprise to discover the teacher who wrote this crappy little hip-hoppery was a colored person of color.

Don't we have any music teachers with a background in Eurocentric Wagnerian musical drama? SHEESH!

At least the German National Socialist kiddies had decent songs to sing like "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"

We won't inspire many folks with shovel ready crap songs sung by special needs children.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Comrade, I did indeed see some of that illegal "Show Trial" that you tried to instigate with others. However, not once did I see authorization from the more equal Inner Circle. Needless to say, the Kommisarka was fully correct in her denunciation of you.

I denounce you again for not seeing that Commissar Theocritus took charge of the show trial. All that aside, your lyrics are touching, and heartwarming, and have inspired me to step outside and enjoy the pleasant sights, sounds and smells of the latrine.