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Red Army Meets Red States Meets Red Necks

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The Glorious Red Army is doing its part to prepare for the coming Glorious World of Next Tuesday, which should be arriving in November with the coronation of the beloved Empress.

In an effort to minimize the jarring transition that some observers anticipate as the new Soviet regime is installed in the Deep South during the coming months, the Glorious Red Army Choir hasconscripted enlisted the aid of a degenerate group of "musicians" known as the "Leningrad Cowboys" to produce the following video.



Notice the subtle shift during the course of the performance, from the grating screech of decadent Western "Rock and Roll" we gradually, oh so gradually, lead the listener to the soothing sounds of the toiling Volga Boatmen, pulling together for the Common Good. This will lead the listener from darkness into light, from beer into vodka, and from freedom into slavery wage slavery into the perfection that is pure Socialism.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:The Glorious Red Army is doing its part to prepare for the coming Glorious World of Next Tuesday, which should be arriving in November with the coronation of the beloved Empress.

What manner of vodka are you inhaling Comrade Brain in a Jar? Have you not heard? Thank Lenin I have always supported Hope 'N Change! The Empress is finished! Her future more likely will be etched in cardboard if you get my drift.

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Keep talking, Pup. The recorder is running. Do you think the Empress is going to let this slip through her talons? Nobody has a broader base than Hillary. Nobody. She's going to pull this nomination out of her broad base, just you wait and see. Then we shall listen to your abject apologies.

Commissar Pupovich,

Does this mean that you're going to withhold the contributions that you've collected for the Empress??? Will you abandon Her Excellency and throw your support and money at BHO, the purveyor of EVIL and the Follower of the Master of Chaos and RethugliKKKan mouthpiece, Maha-Rushie???

This is a most shocking turn of events!!!

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I don't understand you comrades! Have I not always declared my unwavering support for Hope 'N Change? Look around you comrades before it is too late! The Super Delegates are deserting the Empress quicker than the Chairman can palm a loose wallet!

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The Leningrad Cowboys, how you say in Amerikka, suck.

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Mousey-Tongue wrote:The Leningrad Cowboys, how you say in Amerikka, suck.

Hmmmm, not sure, but I do know how to describe your statement..... THOUGHTCRIME™!!!!!!

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Not at all, esteemed doggy comrade. The thinly veiled agenda is adolescent in its delivery and merely invites the mocking criticism of the Rethuglicans.

We are seeing much greater advances through the existing network of left-leaning entertainers. If wanting to see the Party grow in a sustainable fashion to become the dominant force in global political thought, if that is thoughtcrime, then so be it.

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You act as if the advance of World Socialism is dependent upon the wishes and desires of the less equal. Force is all the Party needs, and the Leningrad Cowboys with that glorious Motherland backup is all that is needed.

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All we need are useful idiots and meat shields. Useful idiots to advance our cause and meat shields to protect ourselves when we fail. Fortunately there is one type of person who provides us with both necessities.



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That would certainly fit the bill wouldn't they?

Oooo! One of our useful idiots embarrassed that capitalist imperialist Rush Limbaugh today! I simply have to include all of this!

RUSH: Here is Ken in Brooklyn. Ken, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. You're next.

CALLER: Nice to be on your show, Rush, thanks.

RUSH: Thank you.

CALLER: You know, for once I agree with something you said.

RUSH: What's that?

CALLER: I'm a typical, you know, quote, unquote, liberal. That we should open up more refineries and produce more, not drill more, not go into ANWR, not do a lot of things, but produce more, yeah.

RUSH: Well, how are we going to produce more? How are we gonna refine more if we don't have more to refine?

CALLER: Well, it goes back to the merger I think a year ago with the two biggest oil companies merging, made the biggest corporate merger in history. We have to realize that the man behind the curtain in our government is Big Oil. They own presidents; they rig elections; they are in complete control; they are aligned with the military. In fact, every time a war breaks out, gas spikes 50 cents a gallon.

RUSH: Hm-hm.

CALLER: And we have to deregulate. I mean, we have to unmonopolize the oil business. We have to not be under their thumb and not, you know, be the people ignoring the shoes and the cuffs behind the curtains, we have to stand up to Big Oil.

RUSH: Hm-hm.

CALLER: Now, that doesn't mean not producing more petroleum refineries.

RUSH: Uh-huh.

CALLER: But I think we're being strong-armed by Big Oil with high gas prices --

RUSH: Hm-hm.

CALLER: -- to make us say uncle for ANWR.

RUSH: Hm-hm. What do you mean, uncle for ANWR? What do you mean?

CALLER: I think they're raising the prices to make us cry "ouch."

RUSH: So that they can grab more oil to monopolize us with?

CALLER: So that they'll ply us away from resisting ANWR.

RUSH: I see, the lights are going off now. So this is all a ruse to get us to drill for more oil so we'll have even more monopolistic control over us?

CALLER: Pretty much, yeah.

RUSH: Okay. So you think Big Oil is pretty much unregulated, they get to do whatever they want to do, whenever they want to do it?

CALLER: Well, did anyone see a trial for John Lennon's murder? They own the media.

RUSH: I see your point.

CALLER: And, by the way, did you know Bill Clinton met with Stephen King in the mid-nineties in the White House?

RUSH: Stephen King or Stevie Wonder?

CALLER: Author Stephen King --

RUSH: Stephen King.

CALLER: -- and Bill Clinton met.

RUSH: That's right, I forgot, damn it, you're right.

CALLER: And Nixon and Reagan used him to kill John Lennon.

RUSH: Well, you can't leave Stephen King out of this.
CALLER: No, he's the evil ogre that haunts us in the middle of our dreams.

RUSH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nixon and Reagan used Stephen King to wipe out Lennon --

CALLER: (plug)

RUSH: -- and Monday Night Football so that Cosell would be able to announce the assassination.

(crosstalk)

CALLER: Like the Roman arena. And we never did see a trial.

RUSH: No, but I mean the lunatic that shot Lennon got sent up.

CALLER: A year-and-a-half after the murder he pled guilty behind closed doors. There was no trial.

RUSH: Yeah.

CALLER: Yoko didn't complain. She used Nixon as the ace-in-the-hole.

RUSH: And Big Oil was behind this?

CALLER: Well, Big Oil wants that oil, and they knew John Lennon was the one thing that would have stood up to this war and united the public against it.

RUSH: John Lennon would stand up to which war?

CALLER: This war we're in right now. They had to plan 20 years ahead --

RUSH: You mean Big Oil working with Nixon and Reagan and Stephen King wiped out John Lennon back in, what was it, the seventies?

CALLER: 1980, December --

RUSH: 1980.

CALLER: On Jim Morrison's birthday, 1980.

RUSH: That's right. No coincidence there, either, is there?

CALLER: No.

RUSH: So you have 24 years ago Nixon and Reagan conspiring with Stephen King to convince some idiot to go out and waste Lennon because they --

CALLER: No, no, no, no, no. Stephen King --

RUSH: Well, because they knew 24 years later we'd be in Iraq, and only John Lennon could stop it?

CALLER: That's right.

RUSH: Okay!

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RUSH: Okay, that last caller, what was that last caller's name? Ken from Brooklyn. He was right about two things. He was right when he said that we haven't built a refinery in too many years, and he was really right when he said he was a typical liberal. I, ladies and gentlemen, had planned on offering -- because he was talking about oil and pollution -- I was going to give him a Rush PAC. I was going to give him a Rush PAC from Allen Brothers, great steaks and hamburgers and hotdogs, I was going to give him one of those just to be nice, but I gave up the plan halfway through the call because I figured all the guy would do is take it out and lay it at the grave of John Lennon and who knows what would happen to it then, so I decided against it.

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That's some conspiracy. What the hell is he smoking?

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Who can know? That clown must be smoking and drinking Kool-aid. He even makes the Mime look like a serious, thoughtful person. Just when you think you have heard it all...


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... And they get to vote...
... for Nader, Ron Paul, and Krissy Kiefer...


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I suppose we should be glad that he pointed out just how clever and sneaky Bush and his gang is.... to have foreseen the need to kill John Lennon so many years ago.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:RUSH: And Big Oil was behind this?

CALLER: Well, Big Oil wants that oil, and they knew John Lennon was the one thing that would have stood up to this war and united the public against it.

RUSH: John Lennon would stand up to which war?

CALLER: This war we're in right now. They had to plan 20 years ahead --

RUSH: You mean Big Oil working with Nixon and Reagan and Stephen King wiped out John Lennon back in, what was it, the seventies?

CALLER: 1980, December --

RUSH: 1980.

CALLER: On Jim Morrison's birthday, 1980.

RUSH: That's right. No coincidence there, either, is there?

CALLER: No.

I knew it. I just knew it. Know what else? Just five months later they tried to take out Pope John Paul II who was against the Iraq war. And the gunman was from the Middle East where all the oil comes from. These are deep waters, comrades. We've discovered a sinister plot, and I'm sure it is, if I may coin a phrase, just the tip of the iceberg. I'm not sure I feel safe even posting this information. Wake up, people, BO controls everything - everything.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Keep talking, Pup. The recorder is running. Do you think the Empress is going to let this slip through her talons? Nobody has a broader base than Hillary. Nobody. She's going to pull this nomination out of her broad base, just you wait and see. Then we shall listen to your abject apologies.
Hillary or Obama? It is time to take a stand. Thousands of emails pour in to me each day from across the fruited collective: Blogunov! Are you for Hillary or Obama? We can wait no longer. Tell us!
Relax, comrades. Here's my audacious answer which I was ready to give from day one - I vote...
...Present!
Now have a nice warm bowl of borscht, labor battalion comrades, and get a good three hours' sleep.
(karakter off)
Honestly, the delayed commitment of these superdelegates, who exist to inform the proles of what their choice should have been, echoes the old Soviet, or Roman, or any totalitarian system where the hangers on watch the contest to see who's ahead so they'll know whom to kiss up to to get the advantage. Self interest seems to be the only guiding principle with these regimes, the same self interest which Marxists so roundly and haughtily condemn.

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What do you mean, self interest? It's all for the children! It's always for them! More selfless comrades have never existed, working tirelessly for the Common Good. (Check the Current Truth Ticker for the updates on what the Common Good means today).

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What do you mean, self interest? It's all for the children! It's always for them! More selfless comrades have never existed, working tirelessly for the Common Good. (Check the Current Truth Ticker for the updates on what the Common Good means today).

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(Blogunov smites head with shovel to get back in karakter - CLLLAAAAAAaaaaannnnggggg!!) Ah, nothing like a concussion to inhibit thoughtcrimes. Of course it's all for the ChildrenTM. Pup's pleasure palaces, the chairman's luxury dachas and his missing Hummels, Pinkie's collection of Donny Osmond memorabilia, all for the ChildrenTM. It's amazing how much you can milk the proles rewarding it is to stand for the PoorTM and for the ChildrenTM. To demonstrate my selflessness, I'm going to put an "I work for the ChildrenTM" bumper sticker on my new Baltique, you know, to raise awareness about ChildrenTM.


 
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