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Remember when Hillary pushed the Russian Asset button

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And after they pushed the Russian Asset button the Obama administration was Russia's best friend.

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(CNN) - When it comes to Russia, the Obama administration has been talking about “pressing the reset button.” It's meant to symbolize a possible new start in U.S./Russian relations, which “crashed” after Russia invaded Georgia last August.

So when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton greeted Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov in Geneva Friday before sitting down to their working dinner, she was all smiles when she presented him a small green box with a ribbon.

Lavrov opened it and, inside, there was a red button with the Russian word “peregruzka” printed on it.

"I would like to present you with a little gift that represents what President Obama and Vice President Biden and I have been saying and that is: 'We want to reset our relationship, and so we will do it together.' ...

"We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?" she asked Lavrov, laughing.

“You got it wrong," said Lavrov, as both diplomats laughed.

“It should be “perezagruzka” [the Russian word for reset]," said Lavrov."This says ‘peregruzka,' which means ‘overcharged.'”

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Margaret wrote:... And after they pushed the Russian Asset button ...
... but before they pushed that PEREGRUZKA/PEREZAGRUZKA phantasmat, a curt, bold, Lavrov-style monolog was heard (and masterfully snapshotted by the Supreme Kubist):

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Margaret wrote:... And after they pushed the Russian Asset button ...
... but before they pushed that PEREGRUZKA/PEREZAGRUZKA phantasmat, a curt, bold, Lavrov-style monolog was heard (and masterfully snapshotted by the Supreme Kubist):

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Gee Margaret and GD...'pelipsky thought y'all were talking about Tulsi..but is mythical hare-brained horned rodent doin' the thinkin'.

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So that's where the misspelling occurred. It wasn't the English "reset," it was the Russian "asset."

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Tulsi Gabbard, after Hillary called her a Russian asset, tweeted this:

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Our kollektive unanimously resolved to tweet back:

That's "The queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, personification of rot, first of her name, our Many-Titted Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton" to you, Tulsi.

Or simply "MTE" as we like to call her down at the People's Cube bunker.

We also had a shorter, rejected version: "Who smelled it dealt it."

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Poor Hillary, everyone is against her. Nobody lets her do anything. There's a vast rightwing conspiracy against her. There's a vast leftwing conspiracy against her. All everybody else in the world does is obsess over Hillary and how they can hurt her.

No wonder she drinks so much. Its the only rational thing she can do. The world did it to her. Poor Hillary. Poor, poor, poor, Hillary.


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Press, if you are a Russian asset.

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Hillary clinton finally gets taken away.

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Will it hurt less if I buy a vowel?

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This topic and everything everyone's said here is exactly what a Russian asset would say!

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I love how not a single one of the mainstream media stories about Hillary's accusations include the two words, "without evidence."

Instead, Tulsi Gabbard, without evidence, falsely accuses Hillary of being queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of rot, etc.


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Red Square wrote:Tulsi Gabbard, after Hillary called her a Russian asset, tweeted this:

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Our kollektive unanimously resolved to tweet back:

That's "The queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, personification of rot, first of her name, our Many-Titted Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton" to you, Tulsi.

[highlight=#ffff99]Or simply "MTE" as we like to call her down at the People's Cube bunker.[/highlight]

We also had a shorter, rejected version: "Who smelled it dealt it."

The People's Cube Bunker??? The Ivan the Stakhonovets?? dialing, Tractor Barn #2..dialing, dialing.. conflicted messages in the mythical hare-brained horned rodent mind are twirling, twirling...can someone find that dang Reset Asset Button and shut this confusiconspiracy in 'pelipsky's mind off??

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Red Square wrote:Tulsi Gabbard, after Hillary called her a Russian asset, tweeted this:

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[highlight=#fff030].queen, embodiment, personification.[/highlight]

hah, already Romans knew: [highlight=#fff030]omne trium perfectum![/highlight]


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But how come the Russian Asset BUTTON in a twist knob? Is that so they can dial it up to eleven?

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Pepperidge Farm remembers. I think Tulsi has scraped a giant barnacle named Hillary Clinton from the USS America...

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jackalopelipsky wrote: The People's Cube Bunker??? The Ivan the Stakhonovets?? dialing, Tractor Barn #2..dialing, dialing..
Put a sock in it. There is no bunker, unless or until you've been told there may or may not be one. Dont touch that button, bad touch to a private place. And dont you go spreading any rumors about any tractor barns. I can barely keep the Zampolit and his rat-bastard inspectors paid off as it is.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote: The People's Cube Bunker??? The Ivan the Stakhonovets?? dialing, Tractor Barn #2..dialing, dialing..
Put a sock in it. There is no bunker, unless or until you've been told there may or may not be one. Dont touch that button, bad touch to a private place. And dont you go spreading any rumors about any tractor barns. I can barely keep the Zampolit and his rat-bastard inspectors paid off as it is.

Ivan - these days, as we all know, the best way to stop any inquiries and dirt-digging is to accuse the offending party of dirt-digging and being a Russian asset.

It's been a while since the last Party purge and show trial. I think it's time to denounce Ms Jakalopllipsky as a Russian asset and subject her to a revolutionary tribunal. And look what an anonymous comrade has just sent me - 'pelipsky's genuine, bonafide Russian Asset Card issued in Moscow by the KGB headquarters (it helps to have friends inside the KGB headquarters).

Now it's your move, comrade, lest next week a similar card be delivered with your name on it.

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I was most privileged to attend Tulsi Gasbag's declaration for Politburo Chairman President. Actually, I was on the was to Elvis's beach bar at the Hilton Hawaiian Village when she decided to use that most capitalist of sites to announce her futile attempt glorious run. In the middle of tensthrongs of supporters, she rambled until I lost interest and thought that the bartenders at the Hilton needed to have some of the wealth spread around to them. If you can't rouse a couple hundred in your own single party state, you're probably not going to get very far looking to be Lizzie's running mate.

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Uh, Komrade Red, is there any way I can get my mitts on a stack of Russian Asset Card blanks? Asking for a friend.

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Red Square wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote: The People's Cube Bunker??? The Ivan the Stakhonovets?? dialing, Tractor Barn #2..dialing, dialing..
Put a sock in it. There is no bunker, unless or until you've been told there may or may not be one. Dont touch that button, bad touch to a private place. And dont you go spreading any rumors about any tractor barns. I can barely keep the Zampolit and his rat-bastard inspectors paid off as it is.

Ivan - these days, as we all know, the best way to stop any inquiries and dirt-digging is to accuse the offending party of dirt-digging and being a Russian asset.

It's been a while since the last Party purge and show trial. I think it's time to denounce Ms Jakalopllipsky as a Russian asset and subject her to a revolutionary tribunal. And look what an anonymous comrade has just sent me - 'pelipsky's genuine, bonafide Russian Asset Card issued in Moscow by the KGB headquarters (it helps to have friends inside the KGB headquarters).

Now it's your move, comrade, lest next week a similar card be delivered with your name on it.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Jakalope_Russian_Asset_Card.jpg[/img]

'pelipsky is honored to even be considered an ASSET to anybody...Russia, or otherwise. And the stamped bonafides of this card have 'pelipsky convinced...and the mythical hare-brained horned rodent will construct new memories of being born in Russia and being recruited into asset service as a young pup while toiling in back 40 beet field for the MotherLand.

As to The Ivan the Stakhonovets constant contention with Zampolit and his rat-bastard inspectors on top of all the other contentions he has to contend with, let 'pelipsky flash Russian Asset Card and tell 'em this ain't the Tractor Barn you're looking for, and take that contention off your list of contentions you have to contend with.

Being certified as an ASSET is a big step up for 'pelipsky, and what good is power iffin's you don't use it like Tulsi, who in the words of Papa K - "scraped a giant barnacle named Hillary Clinton from the USS America."

Yes, Comrades, strive to earn your own Russian Asset Card and start diggin' some dirt...for the Party Bunker

Jackalopelipsky
Russian ASSET and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I was most privileged to attend Tulsi Gasbag's declaration for Politburo Chairman President. Actually, I was on the was to Elvis's beach bar at the Hilton Hawaiian Village when she decided to use that most capitalist of sites to announce her futile attempt glorious run. In the middle of tensthrongs of supporters, she rambled until I lost interest and thought that the bartenders at the Hilton needed to have some of the wealth spread around to them. If you can't rouse a couple hundred in your own single party state, you're probably not going to get very far looking to be Lizzie's running mate.

And speaking of Russian Assets...has anybunny else noticed that E.T. from Bernmontistan has that Zelig quality prized by Russian Asset Handlers?? E.T. is all over the globe doing the Zelig thing and phoning that information to TPC™ like an ASSET should.

'pelipsky

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I was most privileged to attend Tulsi Gasbag's declaration for Politburo Chairman President. Actually, I was on the was to Elvis's beach bar at the Hilton Hawaiian Village when she decided to use that most capitalist of sites to announce her futile attempt glorious run. In the middle of tensthrongs of supporters, she rambled until I lost interest and thought that the bartenders at the Hilton needed to have some of the wealth spread around to them. If you can't rouse a couple hundred in your own single party state, you're probably not going to get very far looking to be Lizzie's running mate.

And speaking of Russian Assets...has anybunny else noticed that E.T. from Bernmontistan has that Zelig quality prized by Russian Asset Handlers?? E.T. is all over the globe doing the Zelig thing and phoning that information to TPC™ like an ASSET should.

'pelipsky

Comrade,

To make your pseudo-leporine (or is it pseudo-cunicular?) horned head spin even more, I once lived in that progressive hell-hole paradise Burlingrad, Bermontistan when Bernie! was mayor (and flew the most progressive Soviet banner in his office).

Bernie has done quite well being more equal than his subjects in the time since. Bernie's only regret was changing his party affiliation from Communist to Socialist in order the fool convince the voters of Burlingrad to elect him.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Uh, Komrade Red, is there any way I can get my mitts on a stack of Russian Asset Card blanks? Asking for a friend.

I don't know about your friend, but the KGB has got your number, comrade.

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When Hillary Clinton denounced Tulsi Gabbard as a "Russian Asset," she committed a serious spelling error. Being WOKE, she surely did not want to accidentally use a masculine name for Gabbard, so she tried (unsuccessfully) to correctly spell what she intended to call Tulsi: She meant to say she was an "Assette," which is the feminist version of "Ass," so Hillary is being wrongly accused of accusing Gabbard of being an "agent" of Russia rather than accusing her of being a "Russian Ass." But then I never heard Tulsi Gabbard perform one of those genderized introductions (such as saying "my pronouns are she, her, hers) and surely never heard Tulsi say "my pronoun is assette," so I think it just proves that Hillary doesn't know her ass from an assette.
--KOOK

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Comrade Kook-Backwards -

Furthermore, Hillary doesn't know her ass from an asset either.

Yes, it has come to this:

Hillary Clinton Asked To Leave Costco After Repeatedly Accusing Sample Lady Of Being A Russian Asset

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"Mythical"? Wut? But I see him/her/it posting here all the time!!


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Well this is a bit of a quandry… two of you have "asset" cards, while the workers, the People, and most importantly, The Children™ do not. Two "haves" and many "have nots."

So who is at fault and where does the denunciation lie? Possession is 9/10ths of law, but there was a dealer.... Who stands show trial, and who goes back to tending beets with the rest of the Proles?

This inequality would need to be discussed in private, in a quiet place with a well stocked bar proper supply of office materials. If such a place existed, and those who knew of it knew that a special bottle of Krasnodar Reserve topic of discussion was open.

for the Children™

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So, I guess the expression "an embarrassment of riches" is analogous to the expression "an embarrassment of glitches." Or, um, er, is it the other way around?

Oh well, what difference does it make?

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Well this is a bit of a quandry… two of you have "asset" cards, while the workers, the People, and most importantly, The Children™ do not. Two "haves" and many "have nots."

But do not two ha[l]ves make a hole? And can this be the memory hole of which we have heard so much? Do the haves then exit through this memory hole, or do they exit the non-haves through the memory hole? Regardless, I am standing by with the popcorn machines as I await the show trials.

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It has been clearly observed that many Russian assists have been giving the White Power (Russian Asset) secret signal. This is particularly prevalent amongst SCUBA divers.

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No words necessary. Sleeper Russian Asset who has been in every one of our homes.....


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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:"Mythical"? Wut? But I see him/her/it posting here all the time!!


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'pelipsky hears you, Papa K. You see 'evidence'...but you see no LIVE jackalopelipsky...e.v.a.h. FACT.

Just like that Snipe Hunt you tried to take Comrade May Putout on....or maybe it was Putout who took you....see how these myths take shape like that babe on an 18 Wheeler's mudflaps? The stories that come to your mind of those Snipe Hunt nights.

Sort of like when ClaraI'llBustEm reeducated TPC™ in the art of clapping as reeducatedly demonstrated at Myrtle Beach. When 'pelipsky went to research at the Tube of U Education Center, 'pelipsky would have needed signed permission from parent/legal guardian before entering that entire curriculum archive. Re education.

Best not think too much about the mythology of Jackalopelipsky, just keep tabs on evidence...the truth is out there...don't let the 'facts' interfere with what you know.

Jackalopelipsky
Mythical hare brained horned rodent, Russian ASSET, and Honor Guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
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