Washington D.C, July 15, 2011 - AP (Associated Potatoes) - In a statement to the press today, U.S. House Representative Sheila Jackson Lee claimed that she has proof that Republicans in congress are not only refusing to allow President Obama to spend trillions more dollars because he is black, the same congressional Republicans are also causing the heat wave sweeping the country - and for the same reason!

Jackson Lee (D-Texas) stated, for the record, that Republicans are going to cause all Social Security recipients, forever, to be in endless pain and misery, especially women, and that they are also responsible for causing the high temperatures that were formerly referred to as "summer" before Al Gore was vice president; plus, she suspects that the very same Republicans have also been stomping on baby kittens, all due to President Obama's not being white.

"These members of the Republican party in congress have gone too far this time!", Jackson Lee was heard to screech. "We've had enough of their racist ways, and I think all Republicans should be banned from congress so we can do whatever the president wants!"

Jackson Lee then stepped into her chauffeur-driven limousine and was whisked away to a closed-to-the-public meeting at the national headquarters of the NAACP.

Sheila's speech clearly demonstrates to all who are the servants of The State that no one delivers inspirational material for Cube commentary better than our beloved progressive representatives in D.C.

( However, there is an execption to every rule .... and one must admit that Al Gore does a pretty good job of it as a non-electable elected official.

Of course The One remains " The One "......in a class by himself.

Thank you Houston! The Party is proud of your efforts to vote in and retain an even bigger idiot a more tireless advocate of The People than supposedly "liberal" Austin can manage.P.S. Austin, we are ashamed of you and The Party is now watching you closely.

One thing is for sure, Comrade Jack-stoned Lee is Lord and Master of the "racism lockbox". That's where she keeps "whitey's" testicles.

Ja, Ja, Sheila... "RethugliKKKans are Racists..." That is SOOOO last Tuesday! Where have YOU been??? We've know that since Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves!

Oh, wait!... (that's not it)

We've know that ever since MLK, Jr. got shot by a White Democrat in Memphis... er, had his Republican Party membership forcibly revoked on 4 April 1968.