Republican tax plan will kill you and destroy the planet



Tr*mp is such a bumbling amateur politician that he's actually keeping his campaign promises! Of course, this only further proves his underlying character flaws and mental instability which make him unfit to be the leader of the once free world.
Of all the promises he's had the temerity to keep, none has been more destructive than his plan of "tax relief" for the wealthiest Americans. So much could be said, but let's focus on the two worst aspects of how tax relief is bad for the middle class, bad for America, and bad for the planet.


That orange buffoon will be gone soon! Comrade Mueller promised to get rid of that cretin once and for all and he is well, trying hard. Many people are counting on him as their jobs as well as their freedom depends on it. He better work fast.
In Enlightened Socialist Comradely!
Your Faithful Liquidator!
Dimiti Kissov




(yep, meschugge is to this day in vernacular German - one of hundreds borrowings from Yiddish.)






Dimitri Kissov
Comrade!That orange buffoon will be gone soon! Comrade Mueller promised to get rid of that cretin once and for all and he is well, trying hard. Many people are counting on him as their jobs as well as their freedom depends on it. He better work fast.
In Enlightened Socialist Comradely!
Your Faithful Liquidator!
Dimiti Kissov




RedDiaperette
Indeed this

Madame Blavatsky
I knew you were going to say this! I told you, garlic and hot paprika! Feh! She never listened to me! Stupid Witch!Now that you and your Oracle of Delphi eight ball are no longer the economic advisers of the Obama administration you should parlay those winning credentials and get a job at the NYT as an editorial writer.


Welcome to The Roaring Twenties. We took a big detour, but you ain't seen nothing yet.


It is to late already I'm afraid. Comrade Hansen said Manhattan would be under water by 2000! I haven't gone there because this of course is what occurred. He is an eminent man of science backed by Hero of the People, Comrade Gore! Everyone know the arctic is ice free, since I believe 2014! It is to late comrades! Please queue up for the 'Liquidation Camps' (™) to help save what is left of humanity! Please sign over all of your assets to us and bring anything of values with you, Thanks for you cooperation!
In Great Socialist Comradeship,
You Humble Liquidator,
Dimitri Kissov


I think I'm going to stay in today.
I don't think I'll be able to handle, emotionally, the sight of all those people dying on the streets because of the Republicans allowing them to keep a tiny bit more of their own money.




Dimitri Kissov
Comrade!That orange buffoon will be gone soon! Comrade Mueller promised to get rid of that cretin once and for all and he is well, trying hard. Many people are counting on him as their jobs as well as their freedom depends on it. He better work fast.
In Enlightened Socialist Comradely!
Your Faithful Liquidator!
Dimiti Kissov
Then Comrade Mueller best get to it!!! The Party™ has an economy to destroy!!!
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/20/tax-reform-reaction-att-is-giving-bonuses-to-200000-employees.html


Genosse Dummkopf
(yep, meschugge is to this day in vernacular German - one of hundreds borrowings from Yiddish.)Baba Yaga
This makes much sense, as Yiddish is essentially Medieval German, with local vernacular and some Hebrew mixed in. It is useful to know, when trying to lure local children from shtetlekh... though they were often stringier than fett kleine jungen...oy, hundreds of Yiddish borrowings in (standard and vernacular) German, and, oy oy, high double-digit thousands of German words in Yiddish ("yiddish" itself from "jüdisch", German for "jewish").
Indeed, after fading out those "some Hebrew" and "local (Jewish) vernacular" speech parts, spoken (and written, too) Yiddish sounds (and looks) to a German-speaker like spoofed Hochdeutsch, the standard German. And certainly the converse induces equal comicality - when a Yiddish-speaker listens/reads German.
(btw: from shtetlekh = fun shtetlekh, von → fun, Städtchen/Städtle → shtetl, -ekh Yiddish plural)
(this said, runs away - knows Baba Jaga from childhood, ojejku, ojejku!) _(ojejku is Polish)
P.S.
Which one is "original" and which a "borrowing" (and where from?): the German oje/ojemine, the Polish ojej/ojejku, the Yiddish oy/oy-oy, is likely just another variation of the "chicken-and-egg" conundrum.
Of course, oy vey is of another category - hello, kvetching. _(vey from weh/Wehe = woe)
(German quetschen (kvɛtʃən/kvɛtʃn̩: squash, squeeze) → Yiddish kvetch → anglicized to kvetch.)
very simpatico (oy, klezmer mini-opening): _(true klezmer fans at once pick out Itzhak Perlman)




Genosse Dummkopf
Genosse Dummkopf
(yep, meschugge is to this day in vernacular German - one of hundreds borrowings from Yiddish.)Baba Yaga
This makes much sense, as Yiddish is essentially Medieval German, with local vernacular and some Hebrew mixed in. It is useful to know, when trying to lure local children from shtetlekh... though they were often stringier than fett kleine jungen...TPC.PROG-OFF.png
oy, hundreds of Yiddish borrowings in (standard and vernacular) German, and, oy oy, high double-digit thousands of German words in Yiddish ("yiddish" itself from "jüdisch", German for "jewish").
Indeed, after fading out those "some Hebrew" and "local (Jewish) vernacular" speech parts, spoken (and written, too) Yiddish sounds (and looks) to a German-speaker like spoofed Hochdeutsch, the standard German. And certainly the converse induces equal comicality - when a Yiddish-speaker listens/reads German.
[OFF] [and maybe OT as well]
Once, when I was listening to Donizetti's La Favorita (Italian version) with a friend and the tenor sang "ahime, ahime" at one point, my friend said, "Did he just say 'oy vay'? Is this a Jewish opera?" Now every time I hear that aria ("Spirto gentil"), I swear I hear the tenor singing "oy vay."






Bwahahahaha!!! You crazy commies!
Man, I crack me up.








P.S. Pls answer only if still somehow breathing.


Komissar al-Blogunov
And he is literally literal, to boot.*
*Reference is only to Orange Tyrant's boot. (Thank you, dearest Genosse.) No offense meant to antifa jackboot wearers.


Genosse Dummkopf
Komrades under Orange Tyrant's boot, do vee across ze Atlantic haf any chance to survive zis?P.S. Pls answer only if still somehow breathing.
Yes! We are still here, a few of us, but only because Obamacare Repeal and Replace failed. Save yourselves!!!!!


Papa Kalashnikook
Genosse Dummkopf
Komrades under Orange Tyrant's boot, do vee across ze Atlantic haf any chance to survive zis?P.S. Pls answer only if still somehow breathing.
Yes! We are still here, a few of us, but only because Obamacare Repeal and Replace failed. Save yourselves!!!!!
And once the mandate expires, we shall expire with it. This is the end.




Papa Kalashnikook
These wild-gone days, nobody counts anymore the millions withered away on January 20th, as Beloved Messiah moved from WMBBB, the White Mansion Built By Blacks, to KBB, the Kalorama Butthurt Bunker.





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Just hours after the tax reform vote by RethugliKKKans, the bodies began stacking like cord wood in the streets. Women, children, the infirm, orphans, kittens, transgenders, pro-athlete activist protesters, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality.Comrade, perhaps it should read, " Women, children, the infirm, orphans, kittens, dogs, LGBTQ; GSM; DSG, QPOC / QTPOC, SAAB, SGL, PGPs, transman; transwoman, gynesexual / gynephilic, transsexual, metrosexual, skoliosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, asexual, Cisgender, transgender, femme, transvestite, FtM / F2M; MtF / M2F. pro athlete activist protestors, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality......just a mere suggestion to be more precisely politically correct .....

and I feel great again!




trashmouth
... LGBTQ; GSM; DSG, QPOC / QTPOC, SAAB, SGL, PGPs, transman; transwoman, gynesexual / gynephilic, transsexual, metrosexual, skoliosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, asexual, Cisgender, transgender, femme, transvestite, FtM / F2M; MtF / M2F. pro athlete activist protestors, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality......just a mere suggestion to be more precisely politically correct .....Komrade - I must strongly protest, on the verge of denouncing you!
How come you (and your buddy, that Komsomolets) discriminate, de-equalize, and hatefully excludivize the kollektiv of coprosexuals?!!!
Is that expected to be the road to "more precise political correctness"?
For samokritika, you must trample and spit (3 times) on today's "Christmas Day", or else.....
And, for roundup, you have to trumple on Trumpler (1 hour), yelling "Trumputler! Trumputler!".




Komissar al-Blogunov
Even the kittens. This is the worst day in the history of the world.


Captain Craptek
Komissar al-Blogunov
Even the kittens. This is the worst day in the history of the world.


Komissar al-Blogunov wisely

This young man needs help.
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I fixed that
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Not only suppressing coprophiliacs, but wankers too!


