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Republican tax plan will kill you and destroy the planet

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The Mayans were wrong. The world didn't end in 2012, but it will end before 2018 because of a human catastrophe that not even the ancient Mayans saw coming - Donald Tr*mp.

Tr*mp is such a bumbling amateur politician that he's actually keeping his campaign promises! Of course, this only further proves his underlying character flaws and mental instability which make him unfit to be the leader of the once free world.

Of all the promises he's had the temerity to keep, none has been more destructive than his plan of "tax relief" for the wealthiest Americans. So much could be said, but let's focus on the two worst aspects of how tax relief is bad for the middle class, bad for America, and bad for the planet.
First, more Americans will be allowed to keep more of what they've been conditioned by Fox "News" to perceive as their money. Never mind for now the ethical and moral issues of robbing the government, even though that's one inevitable outcome, but think of what will happen if more Americans have more access to more money.
Americans will engage in riskier behaviors that they otherwise couldn't afford like skydiving. When Obama was president, fewer Americans could skydive which meant fewer innocent people were at risk of being crushed by a falling octogenarian celebrating his 80th birthday. But now all that's about to change. Unbiased studies indicate that over 1.3 million children are at risk every day of being struck by just such a human meteor, most of them underprivileged minorities, women, and transgendered.
More Americans will be put to work as paid wage slave laborers completely at the mercy of their corporate overlords who will demand punctuality and performance in order to get a "raise". For each American put to work, there is one less American who will have the opportunity to discover the benefits of unemployment, to realize one's artistic ability, to discover the cure for cancer. Such a loss hurts all of us.
But most affected will be Earth Mother. Unbelievably, there is going to be a reduction in corporate tax rates! As if it wasn't bad enough that more money wrung from the bleeding lips of the widows and orphans goes into the coffers of large corporations. No, now there will be more corporations polluting our air and our water until Climate Change obliterates our globe. Again, women and minorities will be the most severely impacted by the destruction of our earth.
Perhaps Tr*mp's removal of Climate Change from the list of national security threats could be excused by his low IQ, but no more. Now we see that he has ingeniously conspired with Russians and corporate CEOs to wreck the planet while he enjoys a cigar, plays a round of golf, and laughs maniacally.
Of course we should impeach Trump for his crimes against humanity, especially women and minorities, but with the passage of this tax bill, it may be too late.

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Comrade!
That orange buffoon will be gone soon! Comrade Mueller promised to get rid of that cretin once and for all and he is well, trying hard. Many people are counting on him as their jobs as well as their freedom depends on it. He better work fast.

In Enlightened Socialist Comradely!
Your Faithful Liquidator!
Dimiti Kissov

Well if Trump leaves who is going to be left to grab that nasty house frau's pussy?

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vee Chermans, vee haff alvays knoff zis.

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(yep, meschugge is to this day in vernacular German - one of hundreds borrowings from Yiddish.)

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This makes much sense, as Yiddish is essentially Medieval German, with local vernacular and some Hebrew mixed in. It is useful to know, when trying to lure local children from shtetlekh... though they were often stringier than fett kleine jungen...

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I knew you were going to say this! I told you, garlic and hot paprika! Feh! She never listened to me! Stupid Witch!

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Dimitri Kissov wrote:Comrade!
That orange buffoon will be gone soon! Comrade Mueller promised to get rid of that cretin once and for all and he is well, trying hard. Many people are counting on him as their jobs as well as their freedom depends on it. He better work fast.

In Enlightened Socialist Comradely!
Your Faithful Liquidator!
Dimiti Kissov
That is good news. But he'd better hurry. The best estimates say we have only 10 years to save the planet, and we've been in the predicting-the-end-of-the-world-in-a-decade business for nearly half a century. We know what we're talking about.

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Indeed this global warming climate change, which will be made worse by Tr*mp's impeachable actions (whatever they are), is a parlous thing, Lenin wot. Ten years ago it caused a deficiency of snow; this year it is causing a plethora of snow. Oh dear, oh dear, we will all die! (Actually, we all will, eventually, but it whenever it happens, it will be Tr*mp's fault.)

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RedDiaperette wrote:Indeed this global warming climate change, which will be made worse by Tr*mp's impeachable actions (whatever they are), is a parlous thing, Lenin wot. Ten years ago it caused a deficiency of snow; this year it is causing a plethora of snow. Oh dear, oh dear, we will all die! (Actually, we all will, eventually, but it whenever it happens, it will be Tr*mp's fault.)
Tell me about it! No wonder 12 out of 10 Americans would rather die than see this bill passed (according to reputable polling sources).

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Madame Blavatsky wrote:I knew you were going to say this! I told you, garlic and hot paprika! Feh! She never listened to me! Stupid Witch!

Now that you and your Oracle of Delphi eight ball are no longer the economic advisers of the Obama administration you should parlay those winning credentials and get a job at the NYT as an editorial writer.

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Got some bad news for you commies. America's doing great again.

Welcome to The Roaring Twenties. We took a big detour, but you ain't seen nothing yet.

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Comrade!
It is to late already I'm afraid. Comrade Hansen said Manhattan would be under water by 2000! I haven't gone there because this of course is what occurred. He is an eminent man of science backed by Hero of the People, Comrade Gore! Everyone know the arctic is ice free, since I believe 2014! It is to late comrades! Please queue up for the 'Liquidation Camps' (™) to help save what is left of humanity! Please sign over all of your assets to us and bring anything of values with you, Thanks for you cooperation!

In Great Socialist Comradeship,
You Humble Liquidator,
Dimitri Kissov

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My real-life counterpart posted this on another social media platform this morning. It has received the most Likes I've ever gotten:

I think I'm going to stay in today.

I don't think I'll be able to handle, emotionally, the sight of all those people dying on the streets because of the Republicans allowing them to keep a tiny bit more of their own money.

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For The Children™, this must be STOPPED!!!!

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Dimitri Kissov wrote:Comrade!
That orange buffoon will be gone soon! Comrade Mueller promised to get rid of that cretin once and for all and he is well, trying hard. Many people are counting on him as their jobs as well as their freedom depends on it. He better work fast.

In Enlightened Socialist Comradely!
Your Faithful Liquidator!
Dimiti Kissov

Then Comrade Mueller best get to it!!! The Party™ has an economy to destroy!!!

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/20/tax-ref ... oyees.html

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:(yep, meschugge is to this day in vernacular German - one of hundreds borrowings from Yiddish.)
Baba Yaga wrote:This makes much sense, as Yiddish is essentially Medieval German, with local vernacular and some Hebrew mixed in. It is useful to know, when trying to lure local children from shtetlekh... though they were often stringier than fett kleine jungen...
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oy, hundreds of Yiddish borrowings in (standard and vernacular) German, and, oy oy, high double-digit thousands of German words in Yiddish ("yiddish" itself from "jüdisch", German for "jewish").

Indeed, after fading out those "some Hebrew" and "local (Jewish) vernacular" speech parts, spoken (and written, too) Yiddish sounds (and looks) to a German-speaker like spoofed Hochdeutsch, the standard German. And certainly the converse induces equal comicality - when a Yiddish-speaker listens/reads German.

(btw: from shtetlekh = fun shtetlekh, von fun, Städtchen/Städtle shtetl, -ekh Yiddish plural)

(this said, runs away - knows Baba Jaga from childhood, ojejku, ojejku!) _(ojejku is Polish)


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Which one is "original" and which a "borrowing" (and where from?): the German oje/ojemine, the Polish ojej/ojejku, the Yiddish oy/oy-oy, is likely just another variation of the "chicken-and-egg" conundrum.
Of course, oy vey is of another category - hello, kvetching. _(vey from weh/Wehe = woe)
(German quetschen (kvɛtʃən/kvɛtʃn̩: squash, squeeze) Yiddish kvetch anglicized to kvetch.)

very simpatico (oy, klezmer mini-opening): _(true klezmer fans at once pick out Itzhak Perlman)

        Mystery item No. 1

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:(yep, meschugge is to this day in vernacular German - one of hundreds borrowings from Yiddish.)
Baba Yaga wrote:This makes much sense, as Yiddish is essentially Medieval German, with local vernacular and some Hebrew mixed in. It is useful to know, when trying to lure local children from shtetlekh... though they were often stringier than fett kleine jungen...
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oy, hundreds of Yiddish borrowings in (standard and vernacular) German, and, oy oy, high double-digit thousands of German words in Yiddish ("yiddish" itself from "jüdisch", German for "jewish").

Indeed, after fading out those "some Hebrew" and "local (Jewish) vernacular" speech parts, spoken (and written, too) Yiddish sounds (and looks) to a German-speaker like spoofed Hochdeutsch, the standard German. And certainly the converse induces equal comicality - when a Yiddish-speaker listens/reads German.

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Once, when I was listening to Donizetti's La Favorita (Italian version) with a friend and the tenor sang "ahime, ahime" at one point, my friend said, "Did he just say 'oy vay'? Is this a Jewish opera?" Now every time I hear that aria ("Spirto gentil"), I swear I hear the tenor singing "oy vay."

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First it was Trump's theft of the election. Then he pulled out of the Paris accords. Then came the repeal of net neutrality. And now this tax bill. How many times do Trump and the Republicans have to kill everyone before all of us finally die?

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If only Hillary had won we'd all still be alive.

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"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!" Oh the horror, the horror.

Bwahahahaha!!! You crazy commies!

Man, I crack me up.



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Once everybody's dead, he'll literally come after the necro-proxy voters! This man is literally worse than Hitler.

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Komrades under Orange Tyrant's boot, do vee across ze Atlantic haf any chance to survive zis?

P.S. Pls answer only if still somehow breathing.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Once everybody's dead, he'll literally come after the necro-proxy voters! This man is literally worse than Hitler.

And he is literally literal, to boot.*

*Reference is only to Orange Tyrant's boot. (Thank you, dearest Genosse.) No offense meant to antifa jackboot wearers.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Komrades under Orange Tyrant's boot, do vee across ze Atlantic haf any chance to survive zis?

P.S. Pls answer only if still somehow breathing.
Yes! We are still here, a few of us, but only because Obamacare Repeal and Replace failed. Save yourselves!!!!!

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Komrades under Orange Tyrant's boot, do vee across ze Atlantic haf any chance to survive zis?

P.S. Pls answer only if still somehow breathing.
Yes! We are still here, a few of us, but only because Obamacare Repeal and Replace failed. Save yourselves!!!!!
And once the mandate expires, we shall expire with it. This is the end.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Image
Well, there goes Kentucky again.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
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These wild-gone days, nobody counts anymore the millions withered away on January 20th, as Beloved Messiah moved from WMBBB, the White Mansion Built By Blacks, to KBB, the Kalorama Butthurt Bunker.

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Just hours after the tax reform vote by RethugliKKKans, the bodies began stacking like cord wood in the streets. Women, children, the infirm, orphans, kittens, transgenders, pro-athlete activist protesters, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality.

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Comrade Soviet Mike Komsomolets:
Just hours after the tax reform vote by RethugliKKKans, the bodies began stacking like cord wood in the streets. Women, children, the infirm, orphans, kittens, transgenders, pro-athlete activist protesters, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality.
Comrade, perhaps it should read, " Women, children, the infirm, orphans, kittens, dogs, LGBTQ; GSM; DSG, QPOC / QTPOC, SAAB, SGL, PGPs, transman; transwoman, gynesexual / gynephilic, transsexual, metrosexual, skoliosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, asexual, Cisgender, transgender, femme, transvestite, FtM / F2M; MtF / M2F. pro athlete activist protestors, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality......just a mere suggestion to be more precisely politically correct .....

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It's the end of the world as we know it
and I feel great again!

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Even the kittens. This is the worst day in the history of the world.

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trashmouth wrote:... LGBTQ; GSM; DSG, QPOC / QTPOC, SAAB, SGL, PGPs, transman; transwoman, gynesexual / gynephilic, transsexual, metrosexual, skoliosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, asexual, Cisgender, transgender, femme, transvestite, FtM / F2M; MtF / M2F. pro athlete activist protestors, all are victims of the hideous assault against equality......just a mere suggestion to be more precisely politically correct .....
Komrade - I must strongly protest, on the verge of denouncing you!

How come you (and your buddy, that Komsomolets) discriminate, de-equalize, and hatefully excludivize the kollektiv of coprosexuals?!!!

Is that expected to be the road to "more precise political correctness"?

For samokritika, you must trample and spit (3 times) on today's "Christmas Day", or else.....
And, for roundup, you have to trumple on Trumpler (1 hour), yelling "Trumputler! Trumputler!".


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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Even the kittens. This is the worst day in the history of the world.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Even the kittens. This is the worst day in the history of the world.

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And so we get the last laugh as Tr*mp, of all people, makes everybody equal in death. Actually, that sounds a little like Ecclesiastes.

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[color=#C0392B]Komissar al-Blogunov[/color] wisely wrote:Image
This young man needs help.
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I fixed that poor young man's Genosse's sign...
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See, Komrade trashmouth (and your buddy Komsomolets)?
Not only suppressing coprophiliacs, but wankers too!

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I for one will atone for accepting <spit> the tax cuts for the super-wealthy <spit> by spending the blood money on this righteous device.

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