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RISE, HILLARY, RISE!

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My fellow comrades:

Won't you please click on the link below, and light a candle for our beloved Empress? And perhaps you could leave an encouraging message of hope, or even a packet of yeast while you're at it.

https://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=hrc

Rise HIllary Rise
— Joyce from United States


My thoughts and prayers are with you constantly. May the fruits of your labor be enjoyed on the 22nd!! Rise Hillary Rise!!
— Sabrina from CA, United States


Dear God give Hillary a Big win in PA..please she our only hope for true change.. Rise Hillary!!!!!!
— from Trinidad and Tobago

Offering of light and strength to fortify your core. Rise Hillary! Rise!
— ms in la from CA, United States

They all can say whatever they want but we know who the real winner is HILLARY CLINTON!!! Rise up Hillary, rise up!!!!
— HRC from Canada

Hillary wins HUGE in Pennsylvania. Hillary gets many important endorsements. Hillary is the democratic nominee. Hillary is the first woman prez of the USA.
— Hillfan from Canada

please give hillary a ninety percent victory in pennslyvania and double digits in all the states after. make her our next president. god bless
— mcgowan.swan from NY, United States

Rise Hillary Rise!
— Miggy from NY, United States

MAY GOD FROM AFRICA SEND HIS LIGHT ON YOU, HILLARY. RISE, RISE. YOUR SISTER FROM AFRICA
— SNB from Cameroon

RISE UP HILLARY RISE! GOD SHINE YOUR LIGHT ON HILLARY, AND REVEAL EXACLTY WHO B.O. IS. BLESS AND PROTECT SO THAT SHE CAN HELP ALL OF US.
— GKM from United States

(Pinkie off)

Boy, copying and pasting sure is a lot of work. No wonder liberals don't have time to find real jobs.

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This is brilliant! How can she possible lose now?

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Hail to our glorious beloved Empress!! I will gladly offer my ration of yeast toward the cause! May she rise to the highest heights that she alone deserves!

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For some reason, when I saw the dark wall filled with red glowing niches, I thought of some pagan or even satanist ritual. Could this be caused by the way my mind had been pre-conditioned with "Rise, Hillary, Rise" trope?

Do all these people who lit up those virtual candles realize how easy it is to prevent her from rising and how widespread the deadly instrument of her destruction is? We must redouble our efforts to ban the image of the cross from public use - if we really want Hillary to rise and win.

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Chariman! Laika! Red Square! Pinkie! All Comrades Alert!

My spies have just reported a most disturbing plan being developed by the Rethuglican campaign masters. It is so simple, so evil, so inexpensive it may well work!

Apparently the McCain campaign strategy is simply this: They will not respond to any of our glorious campaign spots or media events. Their entire media campaign will simply consist of a video showing some of the many things that have been said by The Empress and Obama, and of course their representative these past few months, followed by a picture (air brushed no doubt) of McCain with the slogan "Do you really want this crowd in the Oval Office?"


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Where do you find these jewels Pinke?

How do animals teach gratefulness?
Take a moment to notice the inflow and outflow of your breath. Then let your thoughts settle on another living, breathing creature with whom you crossed paths recently. This can be your closest companion animal – such as your dog, cat, gerbil, iguana, or canary – or someone outdoors: the crow who cawed at you from the pine, the snake in the grass at your feet, the deer on a distant hill. It can even be an animal who made a strong impression on you through a photo or drawing. Bring this animal clearly into your imagination. Does it gallop, swoop, crawl, mosey? How does its voice sound? Have you ever touched it? If so, how does it feel? If not, can you imagine the texture of its fur, feathers, scales; its own unique “skin”?

Consider what special qualities this animal expresses. Devotion? Cleverness? Tireless joy? Industrious self-reliance? Modesty? Mystery?

So that got me to start considering the special qualities of my pig. The subtle way it fries, the harmony of the odors, the taste....



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Why are their different candle sizes? Equality for all candles!!!

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http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/mes ... id=5796490
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Heck, I can't do images to save my life.

Betty: As candles burn and the wax melts, they get shorter.


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Why, thank you, Maksim, you are a PEACH! And because you are such a PEACH, I am going to award you with Pinkie's prestigious BEET OF THE WEEK Award!

(As the award is new, right now it merely consists of you being told what a peach you are.)

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May I be the first to congratulate the Empress on her huge win tonight!!!

Hail Hillary 08!

We bow to the Empress!

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My fellow comrades:

HILLARY HAS RISEN!


Hillalujah! It worked!

Isn't it amazing what a few candles, a little yeast, and a bunch of dead bodies can do?

O Empress Invincible, I shall remain for now your faithful HO!

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I too am... hang on (sticks up wet finger)... a HO.

Yes, I am a HO and have always been a proud HO. I will HO day and night for Her Excellency. I will HO on the weekends and will HO through rain, sleet and snow. I will even HO when my hair is nappy -- much like it is right now. I will HO because if I HO I know others will HO and the more HO's we have on the corner the merrier.

Too bad Kos will not join us on the corner:

Kos wrote: Clinton has "grit", says a Clinton staffer. Well great, she may have that. I'll never deny that. What she doesn't have is the math (as much as they may hate people pointing that out). Oh, and "Obama doesn't seem to win the battleground states".

Well, how about, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Virginia, and Maine? Sheesh.

So seriously, what is Clinton's path to the nomination?

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I think we need an official Doomsday Clock here at the Cube to denote how close the Party is to a doomsday scenario like, say, CHICAGO 68' II.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_clock

How many minutes closer are we to Democrat Doomsday, Comrades?

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We should make our own GLOOM & DOOMSDAY CLOCK and mandate that the mainstream media use it instead of a moral compass. So far, their attempts at ushering doom and gloom have been nothing but amateurish. After eight years of petty pestering they failed to unseat Bush & Cheney, and now it's too late so they're not even trying.

Such a clock will be of vital importance for the revolution should McCain steal the election from the Democrats.

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We all know McHitler will steal the election, Comrade Red Square. Why, he probably already has stolen the election and is working with Bush, Cheney and MOSSAD in keeping it a secret!

Yes! They are all working together to keep the truth that the election is already stolen a secret and... and... they also are using Diebold voting machines to rob us of our dreams while we sleep so that they can... uhh... so that they can know what our dreams are! Yeah! And they waterboard us while we sleep so that they can extract our dreams without our knowing! It is one big huge Zionist plot and it will not stop until we stay up all night, every night, and make sure that our dreams are not stolen.


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Truer(TM) words have not been spoken:

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Soon the glorious Religion of Peace(TM) will finally rule Amerikkka!

H8!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:We all know McHitler will steal the election

Hahaha! McHitler? Has anyone here seen Grey's Anatomy? (Its a very progressive T.V. show to say the least)

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Chairman, of course McHitler will steal the election, the Die(bold) has done been cast. But that just means the revolution will be a bit slower, and thus more competently built, with the added benefit of being able to blame the Rethuglicans for any "missteps."

Then again, we haven't seen McHitler in a rubber match....


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I've uncovered why HRC hires hitmen.
She closes the wrong eye when taking aim on her opponents!

Would it be in the best interest of the party to inform her trainwreck re-election committee?

I mean... I'm all about furthering the Chaos!"

Just think of the money her re-election committee could save?


 
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