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Romney Doesn't Care About Girly Bits

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Comrades, it disturbs me to report that the ongoing Rethugglikkkan War Against Womyn is still in full thrust.

Dear Leader B. Hussein Obama has, however, parried the Rethugglikkkan thrust with a tolerant but equal ad on his campaign Twitter page:

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Within just a few hours, predictably, forces of the Rethugglikkkan controlled internet forced it to be taken down.

When will their hatred ever stop, comrades? This Romney >spit< MUST NOT be allowed to rule! Fortunately, to that end Dear Leader has been successful in preventing possibly 2/3 of the military absentee ballots from going out to the men and womyn overseas, whose minds and souls have become so warped and degraded by serving in the military that their votes are simply not appropriate for a country such as ours is becoming!

I am SO excited for tonight's debate! I hope Dear Leader pulls no punches and speaks with the power and accent of the oppressed African American man he truly still is inside!! Romney hasn't got a (Mormon) prayer!

Ahhhh, Next Tuesday™! Need I say more?

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The RethugliKKKans will no doubt respond with silly pictures of millions of people our socialist heros made into omelets, with the unbelievably rational message:

Vote as if your LIFE depends on it.

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Well, to be fair, a number of people close to the Obamas have recently "come out" and said that Dear Leader actually prefers manly bits to girly bits, but why not? On the Down Low he IS America's first gay president! And Tolerance and Diversity are his middle name(s)!

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Never fear, Comrades, I know why the image was removed. It was due to a spelling error. It should have said, "laidy parts," not "lady parts." The Contraceptive Mandate, and all of the talk about it at the Glorious Convention, made one thing very clear: Getting laid and what we do with our sexual organs is the single most important defining feature of a human being. Nothing else even comes close.

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How can konservatives expect to even compete without putting lady parts in play? Our she-male comrades make some good points for considerations, without being the butt of jokes. I celebrate this diversity, and wish to see it spread. Such tactics have no legs and will fail against our smooth and closely trimmed plans. Victory is OURS!

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All Hail Dear Leader, Friend of Piece-Loving Womyn People's Crotch!

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If our womyms don't VOTE like their lady parts depended on it they could be
"PUNISHED WITH A BABY" under the dark oppression of Romney's rethuglikkkan jackboots!

PROG WOMYNS! YOUR SLUT LIFE DOES DEPEND ON IT, the baby's not so much...

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Shouldn't American women vote against the Muslim Brotherhood penetration like their lady parts depend on it?

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Indeed, Comrade Square, and yet - in the interest of tolerance and diversity - wouldn't you admit that (Prog On) there's nothing quite as feminine as a womyn covered in black from head to foot, gliding down the street like something from a John Carpenter movie?

And hey, they step out of line and there's no question about what's the appropriate thing to do - the Holy Quran spells out exactly how far to go with their beatings and what to beat them with!

Our decadent western civilization could certainly stand to learn from the Mislooms!

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In that e-card, note the position of the umbrella and what stands to happen once the lady sits back.

Otherwise, I only have one word for all this lady part/girly bit/Muslim Brotherhood stuff: Clitorectomy.

(Will that be covered by Obamacare?)

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Remember, your girly bits belong to the people. Always keep in mind what the people want.

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Not enough time for Photoshop tonight, but how about:

Vote against Obamacare like your lady parts depend on it?

I'm picturing a skeleton sitting in the waiting room with forms in triplicate on her lap.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Otherwise, I only have one word for all this lady part/girly bit/Muslim Brotherhood stuff: Clitorectomy.

(Will that be covered by Obamacare?)
If not, I'm quite sure that ObamaCard™ will cover it; once Dear Leader is reelected, he'll have more flexibility, financially.


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We demand a fair redistribution of lady parts!


 
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