As President Obama's re-election campaign progresses, The Party™ is expected further to raise awareness of the American public with the race rhetoric against Republicans and the Tea Party.

However, Black conservatives like Herman Cain and Allen West have been countering The Party's compassionate and open-minded smear efforts by speaking about the Liberal Plantation like it's a bad thing. We can not tolerate these traitorous actions.

In order to prevent any further defections, The Party is offering cash rewards of vast unknown amounts to anyone who captures and returns any proven or suspected runaways from the Liberal Plantation.

Good Luck and Good Hunting,
Maksim

Comrades!

Alert! We must watch out for these kapitalist plants, you can tell them by their collectively elusive non-groveling non-handout-wanting character, here is example:



STOP THEM!!!! We will personally give reparations from The Wombat Factory for all captured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XLLqB6 ... ideo_title

Hail Obama!

Are Condi Rice and Clarence Thomas on the list?

And what is the reward for bringing in Bo Snerdley, Rush Limbaugh's call screener and Official Obama Critisiser?

I'm not sure "Runaway" correctly or thouroughly represents these individuals... would not turn-coat, traitor, defector, or subversive be a better title? May I forward two more mug-shots for the hit list runaway list...



All hail the God-State!

-KAM

Wait a minute SuperKommisar Makism, isn't the Democrat Party the sanctuary from the evil RethugliKKKans? After all, history has shown (by our rewriting of course) it was the RethugliKKKans who were the bigots, racist, lynch mobs, etc. They were then, and still are now.

And this individual... I do not believe he's conscious of the fact but OBVIOUSLY has the budding Rethugglikkkan virus, perhaps with the proper re-education pursuasion and a timely visit to the local Jiffy-Lobo he might still be redeemed...






All hail the God-State!

-KAM

A Generous Stimulus will be Rewarded for the Capture of this Uncle Tom!!!
He has eluded capture for over 40 years.
This Runaway Fugitive Must Be Returned.

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My nomination for "Plantation Escapee of the Week".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sbvXvS ... r_embedded

The Exodus may run deeper than we thought ...

Well, crud. I promised Maksim Beet of the Week for this. I also promised his mother another bumpersticker for her car (she may have an empty space under her exhaust pipe). But now, for some reason, no matter how many times I click, I can't get the appropriate graphics to drag and drop. Well, I can't get them to drag, anyway, which I'd have to do before I'd know if they could drop. It's making me say some very bad words. This has me very aggravated and in the mood to whack some heads with my shovel!

I don't know what happened with my BOTW program, but I smell a rat boot!

As for the rest of you, put a lid on it (OK, so Betinov's is already on). Don't make me use my shovel to knock heads and lids together. I'll do it, and you know I'll do it.

Ai Caramba. I give up.

Ahem... we must only use the vernacular "Ai Carumba" if we are of Mexican-American descent. Of course I say this only for the benefit of other proles as we know Ivan is Multi-Cultural Brain in Jar.

Right. I'm going down to my fort in the basement to curl up in my Transformers sleeping bag and have a cup of hot coacoa. With mini-marshmallows.

Excellent work as usual Supercommissar.
Hmmmm...maybe back to topic? Keeping the Proles busy has been a struggle for many years.

"How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm? (1919)" An extra beet ration for the Comrade who identifies this Comradette:

Nora Bayes, 1919, after the first World War, when American life transformed from the calm steady country life to the Big City Brawl for All. Thank Lenin we infiltrated their free loving life shortly after, it's taken time comrades but we almost have them cooked.... or should I say kooked?

Hail Obama!

STOP THIS THOUGHTCRIMINAL!

Red Rooster wrote:Ahem... we must only use the vernacular "Ai Carumba" if we are of Mexican-American descent. Of course I say this only for the benefit of other proles as we know Ivan is Multi-Cultural Brain in Jar.

If he is indeed so "multicultural" why is it that this comrade was unwilling to engage in a mixed marriage with a heartless box?

Just sayin'

If he is indeed so "multicultural" why is it that this comrade was unwilling to engage in a mixed marriage with a heartless box?

Mm-mm-mm! Hot coacoa with mini-marshmallows. Nobody can get me when I'm in my basement fort. Dum-de-dum-de-dum, Raum can bite my butt; I am in my fort, now I'm gonna scratch my nuts. <Pffffart!> Ahhh! That was a good'un!

Ivan Betinov wrote:Right. I'm going down to my fort in the basement to curl up in my Transformers sleeping bag and have a cup of hot cocoa. With mini-marshmallows.

Transformers! Talk about Change You Can Believe In. And Obama is the Fundamentalist Transformer. Don't like his Stimulus Transformer? Just bend it over, pull this out, push that in, twist it around, and presto! It's now the Infrastructure Bank Transformer! I'm telling you, no one will believe it's the same old toy--it's like getting a completely brand new toy you've never played with before!

Raum Goldstein wrote:If he is indeed so "multicultural" why is it that this comrade was unwilling to engage in a mixed marriage with a heartless box?

Because our Many Titted Empress is already married. She is many things but a polyandrist is not one of them.

S.N.A.P! Anita MonCrief...


Stop the propaganda...


Some OTHER slaves needing recapture!

And if any comrade should mention how beautiful and truthful this thread now is they may perhaps get extra beet ration. Of course any comrade commenting that something may have changed... SNIP!!!

Help STOP THESE RUNAWAYS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAb3Ohw ... ideo_title

The Current Truth is the Only Truth.

Dear Comarde Comrade, I am thinking it is more than this lowly young Chinese escapee male who is being hit with the People's Cube? My my, yes, I think I have the smell of something afoot . . . Obama's glorious regime has perhaps infiltrated our Thought Policing Personnel with a new unseen, yet to be revealed Memo?

or I could be wrong... perhaps it's Leninka's pig??

(piffle smiffle %$#@ I knew I smelt somum)

I have just done something I have never done before. I just deleted another poster's work. If this sock puppet wants to rant incoherently here, that's one thing. But I will not allow the posting of images of besitiality on these pages. Please feel free to call me a Nazi. Rage, Rant and Roar. But every time you put something like that up, I will take it down as soon as I see it.

Comrade Brain, I am thinking that said puppet has an issue or two, and I am not so sure that Uncle Joe would have approved of issues like those either.

At first I presumed Mr. Rope was a CIA operative enticing the people into Western decadence. But then I suspected a people's security undercover agent persuading the people, through protest, on to a Party approved path. I am still undecided.

Mr. Rope's approach to protest reminds me of Mothers Against Nudity who shed their garments and marched into the crowded town square. Their point, while valid, was somewhat obscured by the sensational aspect of their presentation.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:At first I presumed Mr. Rope was a CIA operative enticing the people into Western decadence. But then I suspected a people's security undercover agent persuading the people, through protest, on to a Party approved path. I am still undecided.

Mr. Rope's approach to protest reminds me of Mother Against Nudity who shed their garments and marched into the crowded town square. Their point, while valid, was somewhat obscured by the sensational aspect of their presentation.

Comrade Comrade, I denounce your somewhat judgmental attitude!!! I will have you informed and knowing that we had a delightful time that lovely warm day!!! (and if you do not have an Official Photographs, you have NO proof)

Pictures are a dangerous thing Comrade and best used with discretion. As a result I found verbiage alone the better part of valor. But who dose not love a good nude protest so more is the shame of it.

Comrades, We and the MSM have done a fine job of relegating this man to the sidelines, now we need just one final push to get him out of the race. Step up comrades, the last thing we need is the grandson of a Ex-Slave to run for President of The United States.



We've got our double stuffed marshmallow filled chocolate cookie, now let's get a glass of milk and finish this thing!

Hail Obama!

I haven't commented on this glorious site since Bush the fascist was in office.

Anyway, let's not forget, comrades, that even in 1864, the Party ran against Lincoln promising a constitutional amendment to protect slavery. Now, we have fooled so many by claiming Lincoln as our own.

Komrads

The tool of the bourgeoisie that is FacebooKKK has prevented me from sharing this poster. We of the Kollective must rise up to erase this blot on our pristine narrative calling for the recapture and reeducation of those who have been misguided by the FacebooKKK minions. All are equal but some are more equal than others. We must purge those that would censor the high Kommander and prevent them from speaking out against the pure truth that is his thought.

Solidarity Forever

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Yup, I was blocked also. I have contacted Facebook and when they reply I'll update.

Well did they reply? Because Chauncey did, months ago, to Herman with luv...

Chauncy De Vega (a Spaniard I'm sure...) wrote: In the immortal words of Megatron in Transformers: The Movie, Herman Cain's speech at CPAC really is bad comedy. As you know, I find black garbage pail kids black conservatives fascinating not because of what they believe, but rather because of how they entertain and perform for their White Conservative masters.

When race minstrelsy was America's most popular form of mass entertainment, black actors would often have to pretend to be white men, who then in turn would put on the cork to play the role of the “black” coon, Sambo, or Jumping Jim Crow. Adding insult to injury, in a truly perverse and twisted example of the power of American white supremacy black vaudevillians would often pretend to be white in order to denigrate black people for the pleasures of the white gaze.

Herman Cain–an ironic name if ever, and one more suited to a tragic figure in a Harlem Renaissance era novella–is not “blackening twice” as some race minstrels chose to do.

[Unfortunately, the attendees at CPAC are not the butt of some type of joke where the white man wearing the cork is really a black man in secret.]

Instead, Herman Cain's shtick is a version of race minstrelsy where he performs “authentic negritude” as wish fulfillment for White Conservative fantasies. Like the fountain at Lourdes, Cain in his designated role as black Conservative mascot, absolves the White racial reactionaries at CPAC of their sins. This is a refined performance that Black Conservatives have perfected over many decades and centuries of practice.

Let's consider the routine. First, Cain enters the stage to Motown music. Then Cain feigns swimming after rolling up his sleeves to show them his black skin and how he is a hardworking negro (not like those other ones). Cain bellows in a preacher affected voice and channels the folksy negro down home accent of his late grandpappy. In the money shot, Cain gives the obligatory “black folks who are not Republicans are on the plantation” speech to the joyous applause of his White benefactors. And he doubles down by legitimating any opposition to President Barack Obama as virtuous and patriotic regardless of the bigoted well-springs from which it may flow.

In total, CPAC is a carnival and a roadshow for reactionary Conservatives. It is only fitting that in the great tradition of the freak show, the human zoo, the boardwalk, and the great midway world's fairs of the 19th and 20th centuries, that there is a Borneo man, a Venus Hottentot or a tribe of cannibals from deepest darkest Africa or Papua New Guinea on display. For CPAC and the White Conservative imagination, Herman Cain and his black and brown kin are that featured attraction.

We always need a monkey in the window, for he/she reminds us of our humanity while simultaneously reinforcing a sense of our own superiority. Sadly, there are always folks who are willing to play that role because it pays so well.

Editor and founder of the blog We Are Respectable Negroes which has been featured by the NY Times, the Utne Reader, and The Atlantic Monthly. Writing under a pseudonym, Chauncey DeVega's essays on race, popular culture, and politics have appeared in various books, as well as on such sites as the Washington Post's The Root and Popmatters.

...and this is why those teabaggers better look out! Because we have highly trained proles on our side, armed with semantics and syntax and a post-modern degree in race relations. WE ARE RESPECTABLE NEGROES!!!!

I'm still looking for that prole who can track down one of these dissenters and show them the party ways as Stalin enforced them. What?!? I'm too late? Already done?

But that prole black teabagger selling patriotic souvenirs and beat down by SEIU thugs doesn't count! Dammit. He got a lawyer. That's not The Party WAY™.

Comthrades! Watchhhh outh for disidenths that-fff writhe sthuffff likes ffffff-thisthsssss...

backatcha mufka wrote:In the immortal words of Megatron in Transformers: The Movie, "Chauncey DeVega" really is bad comedy. As you know, I find wannabe European garbage pail kids black liberals fascinating not because of what they believe, but rather because of how they entertain and perform for their White Liberal masters.

When race minstrelsy was America's most popular form of mass entertainment, black actors would often have to pretend for Democrat audiences to be white men, who then in turn would put on the cork to play the role of the “black” coon, Sambo, or Jumping Jim Crow. Adding insult to injury, in a truly perverse and twisted example of the power of American white "rebel" supremacy black vaudevillians would often pretend to be white in order to denigrate black people for the pleasures of the white gaze.

Chauncey DeVega –an ironic name if ever, and one more suited to a tragic figure in a Spanish Renaissance era novella–is not “blackening twice” as some liberal race minstrels chose to do.

[Unfortunately, the attendees of Chauncey's article are not the butt of some type of joke where the white man wearing the cork is really a black man in secret.]

Instead, Chauncey DeVega's shtick is a version of race minstrelsy where he performs “authentic negritude” as wish fulfillment for White Liberal fantasies. Like the fountain at Lourdes, "DeVega" in his designated role as black Liberal mascot, absolves the White racial reactionaries on the Internet of their sins. This is a refined performance that Black Liberals have perfected over many decades and centuries of practice.

Let's consider the routine. First, "DeVega" enters the stage to Motown music. Then "DeVega" feigns swimming after rolling up his sleeves to write and show them his black skin and how he is a hardworking negro (not like those other ones). "DeVega" bellows in a preacher affected voice and channels the pop culture negro platitudes of his late grandmammy. "Where is the luv????" In the money shot, "DeVega" gives the obligatory “black folks who are not Liberals are slaves to the 'Western Hegemony'” speech to the joyous applause of his White benefactors. And he doubles down by legitimating any opposition to President George W. Bush as virtuous and patriotic regardless of the bigoted well-springs from which it may flow.

In total, Salon is a carnival and a roadshow for reactionary Liberals. It is only fitting that in the great tradition of the freak show, the human zoo, the boardwalk, and the great midway world's fairs of the 19th and 20th centuries, that there is a Borneo man, a Venus Hottentot or a tribe of cannibals from deepest darkest Africa or Papua New Guinea on display. For Alternet, Salon, and the White Liberals imagination, "Chauncey DeVega" and his black and brown "liberal" kin are that featured attraction.

We always need a monkey in the window, for he/she reminds us of our humanity while simultaneously reinforcing a sense of our own superiority. Sadly, there are always folks like "Chauncey DeVega" who are willing to play that role because it pays so well.

"Chauncey DeVega" is Editor and Founder of the blog We Are Respectable Liberal Plantation Negroes which has been featured by the NY Times, the Utne Reader, and The Atlantic Monthly. Writing under a pseudonym, Chauncey DeVega's essays on race, popular culture, and politics have appeared in various books, as well as on such sites as the Washington Post's The Root and Popmatters.

BTW, now that Mr. Cain won the Florida straw poll, Dear Leader is asking the trolls, er, proles for ideas on how to connect Cain to the KKK

Comrade Manasrasia_Porkovich, don't you realize we knew about your ATTAAAACK WAAAATCH report before you even clicked the send button. Between Google and Facebook, we know all that is going on in the USSA, if not the world.

May I kindly suggest you pick your shovel back up and get back in line. His O'liness knows the failure of the shovel ready jobs was not his fault. It is the fault of those who refused to shovel for the good of the people.

Just a second, I can see you may be having trouble following this meme.


Don't worry, you will soon figure it out. (You better, I have a case of potato vodka riding on you and with the new openings in the re-education camps. Well, it happens)

Your humble feline, Comrade Rcat.

Ahem, Komrade Phobianov, why do you think they wear sheets?

(so simple, yet a little clever too)

Good answer...good answer, Porkovich. I like the way you grovel. The Party will be keeping an even sharper eye on you....

He may be inclined to share his fine vodka if you worked in His O'liness' administration. Let's just say I have diverted the shipment, temporarily of course.

Now let me explain that picture that you must have dug up found of me (impressive BTW). I too lose a bet or two. In this case it was two. Full body shave and a dress. Oh my, was I ever drunk that night.

RED ALERT!!!! We have an escapee...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... l0DwApnjEY

Comrades this is serious, this could not only ring the death knell for Dear Leader, but the life of The Party™ is at stake! If the truth gets out WE'RE FINISHED!!!!

Hail Obama!

I just got this from Hippie Critic of IOTW:

Hippie Critic wrote:File under: "Sick minds think alike". Here's one I did awhile back.

"Uncle Tom's always sounded the warning bells for injustice, it's the Sambos we have to look out for."

I heard some foolish Konservative say this once (*spit)... just ask ask Karen Finney how wrong he was. Sambos are good at distributing the Current Truth like any upstanding Party member. So what if we support the party of the KKK!

The ends justify the debauchery of our means. We have Good Intentions™ for The Common Good™.

Hail Obama!

As relevant today as it was four years ago.

Sadly, true.

But Dear Leader™ would never work never work with the Rethuglikkkan's on TTP/TTIP/TISA trade deals! That is unless he was just using those fools as the tools they are to make his move to Exhaled Leader of the World after this election...

Also should we denounce Reiuxcat for being transphobic? He got much too upset for having cis gender confused.