It's not paranoia if they're really after you.

Hey Superkommissar, think you can churn out some posters of the Republican Useful Idiot Cocktail set?

I can see now David Frum in a lovely flowing gown -- very let-them-eat-cake -- with decadent Antoinette wig and lipstick smeared across his lips as he raises his cocktail glass in honor of his Messiah's one thousand year reign. Perhaps an Obama button would grace Frummy's flowing white gown? How about Brooks and Buckley? They too raise their cocktail glasses to the O'ly See and deserve as much attention as Baroness Frum.

Excellent idea Chairman! If I do so will you remove all listening devices from my home? Or at least say you will?

Oh hell! Why bother sending this comment when I can just speak directly into my lamp.

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:If I do so will you remove all listening devices from my home? Or at least say you will?

Yes. But in all honesty, I really can't. So yes -- they will be removed. I'm lying. I mean, the one you know about will be removed and I can't guarantee it won't be replaced. It is being replaced as we speak but the others -- the one sewn into your pants in particular -- will remain. I have no idea what you're talking about. The Party doesn't bug people. I have to go now.

Comrades,

As a young omniscient college student, I was down on the evil Rushbo. I forced myself to listen to him a few times and begrudged him impressive skills as an orator and finder of faults; however, he was clearly subversive. Having my studies to concentrate on, I was unable to commit myself to community activism that would silence the dissident.

Now I reside abroad and am free of his heartless intimidation, unless I pay--pay!--for the content online. Comrade 0bama is doing us a favor by singling out enemies: No man, no problem.

All hail 0bama, the wise and compassionate, praise be unto him (if that pronoun is applicable, for I do believe he transcends even sexuality).

That's korrekt, Comrade Tovarich. Michelle is his female incarnation, just like Shiva and Kali. In fact, this makes a lot of sense to me now after refreshing my mind at The People's Encyclopedia:™

Kali...is a Hindu goddess associated with death and destruction. The name Kali means "black," but has by folk etymology come to mean "force of time (kala)". Despite her negative connotations, she is today considered the goddess of time and Change.™ Although sometimes presented as dark and violent, her earliest incarnation as a figure of annihilation still has some influence... She is also revered as Bhavatarini (literally "redeemer of the universe"). Comparatively recent devotional movements largely conceive Kali as a benevolent mother goddess.

This is truly a glorious, glorious time we live in!!

The transformation of the Conservatives to Republicans to RINOS to Socialists to Communists, is nearly complete!!!

As Frum as so wisely learned, resistance is indeed futile and it is time to denounce such thought criminals as this Limb-BAH and join the Utopian Collective, where all are equal (and some much more so than others!)

Fantastic as usual, Superkommissar! I love how the libtards hang on his every word. There is an entire fleet of Progressive talk hosts who spend weeks trying to refute everything Rush says. Too bad they're only reaching an audiecne of about 2 people.

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:Fantastic as usual, Superkommissar! I love how the libtards hang on his every word. There is an entire fleet of Progressive talk hosts who spend weeks trying to refute everything Rush says. Too bad they're only reaching an audiecne of about 2people.

I denounce Nonperson V for praising the villainous Nonperson Limbaugh, and even more so for doing it in front of our Dear Chairman! Such radical dissident thought must be purged from The Collective(TM) immediately before spreading to the proles.




Hee-hee! Somebody forgot to go out of kharakter first!

Damn! I keep forgettin' that thing... See what happens when I try to Cube at work?!

Commissar Obamissar..... just what is this "work" thing that you apparently allow to interfere with your Cube duties? I of course have heard rumors of this "work," but that is an activity confined to proles and less equal thans. We in the Inner Circle are of course expected from time to time to engage in projects that some less equal than minds might confuse with this "work," but we know as revolutionary struggle.

Comrade Marshal,

'Work' is a code word I use around proles. It translates to 'sit around in my dacha doing whatever pleases me at the time'. Keeps them from getting too jealous.

Very well Commissar. One can not be too careful in regard to prohibited activities.