Russian President asked to investigate Space Alien visits

Sometimes Comrades, stories cannot be made any more entertaining for The Cube than this one already is. This raises other questions though. Did the Soviets know of and meet these aliens as well? Are they capitalists or socialists? More importantly do they support Obama and Universal Healthcare?


 

Evidently the aliens aren't forward thinking progressives since they don't seem to be aborting their spawns. Don't they realize that every new alien spawn is a burden on space resources??

On another topic, a quote from the article:
" As president of the World Chess Federation, he [Mr. Ilyumzhinov] has spent tens of millions of dollars turning the impoverished republic into a mecca for chess players - building an entire village to host international tournaments."

This is exactly the forward thinking economic programs we need in places like Detroitistan that will serve the people well!
 

With a face like that (that is the face, right correct?) they would have to be in love with dear Leaders Healthcare for all. He... she?... it, whatever, does't matter as I learned the other day (!!)...would be much more glorious with beautiful head bonnet ornamentation. Do my eyes betray, or do I see a little of Bill Clinton around the mouth??
 

Good heavens comrades! Space aliens? Alien hybrid babies? This is tabloid trash and nothing more. Nothing to see here.

Eyes Only:
Ring, ring, ring.....
"Hello.... Dmitry"
"Who let this clown Ilyumzhinov loose?"
"Central command says to clamp it down immediately!"
"I know, it's a shame. The first batch came out poorly, but we're working on it."
"It won't be long now."
"OK, oh and Comrade Obama sends his regards."
"You too Dmitry, have a good one."
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