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Oh, R.O.C.K.! I get the gist of your drift!


As I'm sure you realize, Market_Grilled, avatarless as he is, does deserve a "poke."
Now, for all of you guys WITH avatars, a "poke" is not necessary. Get MY drift?


Nonetheless, I am flattered by your virtual pinch on my posterior, but, don't push it!
If you've been following along (as I know you have) you already know I have recently purchased a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle!


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ROCK, the shovel is wielded by Pinkie, not Pamalinski. Pamalinski specializes in subterfuge, like dear Saul, her mentor. Before you know it, she'll have you fighting with your shadow and I don't mean shadow boxing. You'll be cross with your best friend--if you, as a prog, even have a friend instead of a henchman. You'll be on the outs with your family, and after one of your parents dies, or anyone from whom you might inherit, I can promise you that with Pamalinski's interference, there will be a huge and bloody row.

Everyone will hate everyone else for eternity; the enmity will never die. All the money will be wasted in legal fees and resentment, and yes, you can waste money on resentment.

This is how dear Pamalinski is such an esteemed prog. My god she's vicious.

I love her.

That said, when she comes to the Rancho, I strip-search her before she leaves.

Oh, quit clucking your tongue. You know that Bruno wouldn't let me be forward.


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Theo, I am well aware of the Wielder of the Shovel, although I have yet to be WHACKED.

I am also aware of Pamalinsky's Hello Kitty™ assault rifle.

While I have great respect for the pink rifle, and its owner, nevertheless I FEAR the Shovel.

And I'm a better man for it.

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Aw jeez, R.O.C.K., I think I'm gonna bust out cryin' at the thought of Pinkie's shovel makin' you a better man.

Woosies to the left! Real Men to the right!

TEN HUT!

Tovarichi, where are you?

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Even Dirty Harry said "Man's got to know his limitations".

:)

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Yes ROCK, but where does the thin blue line of sanity begin?

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What thin blue line of sanity ?

If you ask me, sanity's over-rated.

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That's the point (the blue line one). It's subjective. Subject to the opinion of a nameless, blameless, bureaucrat.

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Pamalinsky wrote:That's the point (the blue line one). It's subjective. Subject to the opinion of a nameless, blameless, bureaucrat.

Certainly they can tell the difference between a schizophrenia sufferer and a Gypsy Clairvoyant Fortune Teller.

On the `subject´ of taking my time with the avatar Pammy Baby ;),(do you mind that I be so forward My Dear?) it is most easy to accomplish such since the Colonel formerly known as 7.62 was demoted. As well, I never got to attend photoshop camp, but i have an interesting story about a girl I met at band camp.

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" Pammy Baby " ? Good grief, MG........ I can smell the Brylcreem from here !

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Krasnodar wrote:" Pammy Baby " ? Good grief, MG........ I can smell the Brylcreem from here !



Though I have never read the ingredients in Brylcreem,i am most certain that Electrolytes must be the active one.

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Pamalinsky wrote:As I'm sure you realize, Market_Grilled, avatarless as he is, does deserve a "poke."
Pamy – Firstly, congratulations on your posting's precocious pagination.

While I would not deign to “poke” Market Grilled, a punch will do, as you may see on page 5 of "Occupy the USSA!". (A pinch for you, and a punch from me, self-inflicted upon M.G.)

However I am Korrektly Cubically constrained to question your assigning a sex to a neuter object known as Market Grilled. It is after all still a Proglet (despite my earlier hopes otherwise) and not worthy of sex – just don't tell Bruno. A sexless thing, epitomized by its i0ccupy Worker Ant. How appropriately proletariat!

Hopefully, if Market Grilled can scrape together sufficient stolen resources, it will somewhere in the small, cramped, self-filled world of its own making, find someone foolish enough to help it create a childish, crayon-drawn avatar.

(I must humbly tip my ushanka and admit here that my most excellent avatar is a product of cooperation between the enabling talent and time of our own Grigori E.R. and a meager idea I provided)

Likely M.G.'s avatar will be its i0ccupy Ant Army of 0ne,
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which would be quite appropriate as it cannot survive outside of its 0ccupy colony, despite its attempt to show its supposed strength to the finger of society. But possibly its avatar will closely match its appearance, as our own Tovarichi's does.

Allow me to elucidate. General Konspiriskiy's 0bamaCorps Intelligence Division has located video files of the neuter 0ccupier otherwise known as Market Grilled, otherwise known as Kahlander, otherwise known as GloZell, etc. One of them, produced (and don't worry that what's produced is in any way Evilly KKKapitalistic; remember this is a korrektly low-grade no-budget production in the 0ccupier movement mold made before the 0ccupiers were told to 0ccupy) around the time a Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday ™ harbinger also known as 0bamacare was signed into law, is linked here for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRgB2ee ... re=related
GloZell /
Market Grilled, who you get dat wig from, hunny?

M.G., will your avatar be holding up a little “0ccupy the Cube” protest placard? Or will it be crushed by the finger of the society you struggle to overthrow?

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Pamalinsky wrote:That's the point (the blue line one). It's subjective. Subject to the opinion of a nameless, blameless, bureaucrat.
That's the prog way: unaccountable authority wielded by a chair warmer making more than the people whom he oppresses.

Ah. What could be better? I need to change my underwear now. I felt an explosion of pleasure.

You know, it's amazing that we progs really breed. I personally only get excited when I'm stroking a copy of the Obamacare bill. Which I didn't have to read to find out what's in it, because just like L. Ron Hubbard, you can find anything in it that you want.

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
M.G., will your avatar be holding up a little “0ccupy the Cube” protest placard? Or will it be crushed by the finger of the society you struggle to overthrow?

You come from a land of muddy waters and for this reason the "symbolism" of the finger and the ant was wasted on you due to the lack of clarity that ye are bound to suffer(the fluoride has had No effect on you ;) ), however "redemption" can still be yours with a witty Unicorn slapstick line fresh out of your repertoire of Irene Backalenick`s material.
We are waiting Red&Dumd , no pressure... have some "chicken fingers" dipped in Thai sauce and mull it over.

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Red and M.G.........

Two out'a three this is going to end in a knife fight !

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Krasnodar wrote:Red and M.G.........

Two out'a three this is going to end in a knife fight !

I've got minions for that type of fight. I am "merely" a consultant, and allah knows that consultants need not do the work.

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Actually, Market_Grilled, I find your post really disgusting, Truly! I'm gonna give you some slack here because you are new.

Howsomever! Your salutation to me, "Pamy Baby", is so condescendingly crude! I'm not so sure you deserve my "slack."

I expressed interest in your showing us your avatar because I want to see how you present yourself.

So far, nothing. A nothing, a nobody. Harumph! An invisible cretin who sits in judgement of all of us, while remaining invisible! Coward!

Is that all you got?

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Krasnodar wrote:Red and M.G.........

Two out'a three this is going to end in a knife fight !
No worries tovarich; Market Grilled has no weapon, and even if it were to steal one, it lacks the strength required to wield it. But since we're talking mind-weapons here, there's no chance of it obtaining any even by theft. There is no challenge for me presented by M.G.C. So I'll merely toy with it.

More significantly: It has earned the ire of our Pamalinsky.

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Market Grilled Chicken wrote:I've got minions for that type of fight. I am "merely" a consultant, and allah knows that consultants need not do the work.
Yes, no doubt the minions you mention were stolen from the "Despicable Me" server farm. Market Grilled Chicken, too cowardly and weak to fight its own fight.

Oh look, your minions are fleeing.

You have incurred the ire of Pamalinsky for cause. I trust for your sake you're wearing your Kevlar. And Pamalinsky's Korrekt: what is that formless, void thing you're trying to pass off as an avatar? It lacks sufficient definition and resolution to allow proper analysis, but it looks like a wig acting as road kill, which would be appropriate for you.

M.G.C., as to your plaintive cry quoted above, your moon god is as helpless and impotent as you are. As promised, I am addressing you as you have me and shall not attempt to grace anything you may scrawl in reply with a cogent response. So here's a real brain twister for the Market Grilled Chicken lacking even two neurons to rub together:

Q: How many 0ccupiers does it take to find a light bulb?

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Myself, I'm more concerned about this alleged "thin blue line of sanity".

Has anybody seen that thang lately? Seems to be missing in its entirety of late here in the Glorious USSA...

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote: Q: How many 0ccupiers does it take to find a light bulb?
Umm, are we talking real evil incandescent bulbs here, or the nasty icky garish curly-Q wonderful new environment-friendly bulbs?

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
Commissar Redumdimski wrote: Q: How many 0ccupiers does it take to find a light bulb?
Umm, are we talking real evil incandescent bulbs here, or the nasty icky garish curly-Q wonderful new environment-friendly bulbs?
Good one, R.O.C.K.! But first let's allow Market Grilled time to mull it over. (Hint: M.G.C. will be inKorrekt in its guess. If it has the brainpower to attempt a guess. Which I guess it doesn't.)

Say, welcome back to the Pre-People's Party at the Rancho. Have you taken a swig from Theo's Sudswagon yet?

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Myself, I'm more concerned about this alleged "thin blue line of sanity".

Has anybody seen that thang lately? Seems to be missing in its entirety of late here in the Glorious USSA...
It's been gone for a while, and no one seems to have the gumption to get it back.

Good thing for us.

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
Q: How many 0ccupiers does it take to find a light bulb?

A: Depends on what your "Definition" of "Occupiers" izz, One "could" suppose in this ever so "cynical" thyme.
Care to elaborate on "said" "Definition"?

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Pamalinsky wrote:Actually, Market_Grilled, I find your post really disgusting, Truly! I'm gonna give you some slack here because you are new.

By your Grace i Am ever so thankful Me Lady, and I do Apologize Mrs. Pamalinsky (something something)
ProgHappylicious to get off sooo easy by The Likes of your kindness.

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Market Grilled wrote:
Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
Q: How many 0ccupiers does it take to find a light bulb?

A: Depends on what your "Definition" of "Occupiers" izz, One "could" suppose in this ever so "cynical" thyme.
Care to elaborate on "said" "Definition"?
Stupidity expected, Market Grilled Chicken shines its beacon of ignorance for all to see, inspired by heroic Billy C.

A: Wrong – you're all too dim to see the light.

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Actually, Market_Grilled, I find your post really disgusting, Truly! I'm gonna give you some slack here because you are new.Howsomever! Your salutation to me, Pamy Baby, is so condescendingly crude! I'm not so sure you deserve my "slack."I expressed interest in your showing us your avatar because I want to see how you present yourself.So far, nothing. A nothing, a nobody. Harumph! An invisible cretin who sits in judgement of all of us, while remaining invisible! Coward!Is that all you got?

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
Market Grilled wrote:
Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
Q: How many 0ccupiers does it take to find a light bulb?

A: Depends on what your "Definition" of "Occupiers" izz, One "could" suppose in this ever so "cynical" thyme.
Care to elaborate on "said" "Definition"?
Stupidity expected, Market Grilled Chicken shines its beacon of ignorance for all to see, inspired by heroic Billy C.

Ok, THYME OUT HERE!!!!

Is this an insult half-wittedly directed towards SAID Billy C. A>K>A "Former Leader Of The Free World", "Ex-President" of The Richest Nation (officially Kollectively 55 $$$Trillion inDa Hole) EVER in The History of WOMANkIND, husband to THE GrrrrrrRRRREAT Hillary Clinton U>S>A, U>S>A? If so, you infiltrating REIKWINGER, I'll sniff you out like a Bloodhound for all The Glorious Kollective to see!!!!

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A: Wrong – you're all too dim to see the light.[/quote]
Dim? Huh? You're friggin' invisible! Avatar, please! Show us what ya got! Oh yeah, show us!p.s.: We know you got nuthin'. (as you have "shown" us)

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Pamalinsky wrote:(To Market Grilled Chicken)
Dim? Huh? You're friggin' invisible! Avatar, please! Show us what ya got! Oh yeah, show us!p.s.: We know you got nuthin'. (as you have "shown" us)
Pamy, look at the post from Market Grilled Chicken prior to yours - I think it's about to explode in fashion similar to Bruno. Do you suppose it will rain down plastic bling and Babs Streisand CDs with corresponding copiousness?

Oh hey, R.O.C.K. and Krasno. Yeah, getting back to the Pre-People's Party sounds great!

Pamalinsky, let's grab some of Krasno's Stoli stash. M.G.C.'s quivering and a little out of control. Let's let it settle down.

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.... wow... that was weak.....

Did I type that out loud....... ooops forgot...
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Hey Redumdi,

i can't believe the posts that occurred whilst I was aposting!

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Pamy, let's 0ccupy the Pre-Party.

MGC can continue to 0ccupy the pig sty.

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Market Grilled wrote:.... wow... that was weak.....
Image Image
Yes. You are.


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Fine! Redumdi,

I'm quite tired.

Good advice, as usual.

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MG? Troll your sorry self into a ditch where you came from! You are, in spite of the slack given you, really boring and troll-predictable.

Start over!




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"Thin blue line of sanity"? WTF? Just who started cussing here? Sanity is our phlogiston. For us it does not in actually exist. It is the wolf-bane to a werewolf; garlic to a vampire.

Sanity is very dangerous. Bear in mind that sometimes, if not checked instantly, sanity can turn into the ray of light which exposes a pig sty.

So of course we denounce the ray of light. Which is why we denounce sanity. And thin blue line? That sounds rather, uh, militaristic or at least orderly, instead of the complete anarchy which we prefer, so that the people will cry out to us in times of distress to bring them order.

After all, that's why dear Niccolò Machiavelli was so successful in The Prince. Italy was so anarchic that people would take anything at all instead of the constant depredations of roaming bands of footpads, bureaucrats, and public-service lawyers.

Dear Rahm is noted for saying that a crisis is a terrible thing to waste as one can do a lot in a crisis.

He knows what he's talking about.

Since we have dumbed down everyone, made everyone resentful and passive, then it ought to be easy to get a North Korea-type autocracy here. And I long for the day, as does dear Barry O., when a satellite picture, from the Chinese of course, shows darkness at night over AmeriKKKa, just above the bright lights of Mexico.

Only then will I have followed the Shining Path to the destruction of something bigger than I could hope to be.

And I have dear O'Leader to thank for showing me how even I, a sniveling, talentless mindless bastard pumped up on his own self-regard, just like Dear O'Leader, can shit on the finest creation of humankind.

Just because I'm a mindless bastard sniveling prog.

God, but I love Obama.

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Market Grilled wrote:...EVER in The History of WOMANkIND, husband to THE GrrrrrrRRRREAT Hillary Clinton...
We pause here for station identification.

MG, please do bear in mind that, while Hillary is to Bill as Hubba is to Bubba, nevertheless in these here parts we refer to Her H-ness as "MTE", or our Many Titted Empress. It's a designation trailin' great cloudsa Progressive Glory, and something you really must be aware of before we continue.

Ahem.

Back to our regularly scheduled Cubing.


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Comrade R.O.C.K. in the USSA, but of course you are Korrect , it was just a momentary lapse of seasoning The Party Line ™ [img]styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img] as I was truly shocked&awed at a backhand shot directed towards Billy C., you see? MTE, Got It!
However, let us not get foiled into this sort of un-Progilicious activity, for the Nemesis' tactics deem to un-rail our 'High Speed Mono-Rail Train' ™ to Next Tuesday ™ [img]styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img]

https://video.answers.com/the-relation-between-honor-relate-and-the-final-guideline-155738009
*iSpit @ honor

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:MG, please do bear in mind that, while Hillary is to Bill as Hubba is to Bubba, nevertheless in these here parts we refer to Her H-ness as "MTE", or our Many Titted Empress. It's a designation trailin' great cloudsa Progressive Glory, and something you really must be aware of before we continue.
Rock, just FYI, the Cube troll 0ccupier Market Grilled Chicken's handle is to be spelled out and not abbreviated to merely “Market Grilled”. It may be referred to as M.G.C. for convenience.

This is in accord with the same principle by which we honor the MTE with the abbreviation MTE or, expanded, Many Titted Empress; but she is not, out of our Korrekt deep Respekt, referred to as “Hillary”.

Not that honor or Respekt is to be ascribed to M.G.C. It is unworthy of such, as it is beneath our consideration or notice. Also, unlike our referents to the MTE, M.G.C is not to be assigned a sex. It is a neuter prole-scum infiltration unit and is unworthy of humanizing characterizations.

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Market Grilled,

Ya know, I appreciate your entering your avatar. I know you did it under the "presh" from Cubers. Thing is, it's a bit blurry. What is up with that?

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Pamalinsky wrote:Market Grilled,

Ya know, I appreciate your entering your avatar. I know you did it under the "presh" from Cubers. Thing is, it's a bit blurry. What is up with that?
Pamy, remember the People's Direktiv! The infiltration unit known as M.G.C. is to be addressed as "Market Grilled Chicken", for reasons of which you in particular are aware.

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Hey, Redumdi,

Thanks for the heads up!


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Now let's be kind to M.G.C. After all, the ways of the Cube, the lore, the legends, the mores, are hard to navigate. After all, if the rules were rational, then we would lose power. We have gathered as much power as possible and use it as arbitrarily as possible.

Animals which have been given arbitrary shocks or food just sit in the corner of the cage and whimper. So to with the proles. We make a web of regulations, such as in Obamacare, which no one understand and which no one can follow, which means that there is no appeal from a completely arbitrary decision by an unelected bureaucratic functionary.

The rule is this: we don't like math because we can be shown wrong. We love political science, sociology and other "soft" sciences because we cannot be shown to be wrong. So it goes from an attack by reason to our attack by violence, and do not forget that we are inching toward as much violence as possible. Every socialist state needs state violence at the ready.

[ off ]I took a degree in math (computer-science) at Rice, and I was one of the SEs. Science and Engineering students. The others were Academs. Some academic disciplines were seen, in the 70s, as being worthy of study, such as German, French, the classics (which I liked), but most of them we SEs utterly despised. One of the most common graffiti on restroom walls was a quotation by Heinlein that anyone who cannot do math is subhuman.

We used that one as a club against the poli sci majors whom we belittled, bedeviled, and sneered at as much as possible.

Once I went to a Cabinet meeting at Hanszen, my residential college. Rice had 8 then; more now. I demanded my, in today's money, $466 yearly fee back.

"Why? We can't do this for you or that..."

"The free stuff is always broken; I don't give a shit about the Beer and Bike Race; and I can spend my money better than you can." I was only 19 at the time but I had them all red-faced and spluttering.

A stellar night.

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Pamalinsky wrote:Hey, Redumdi,

Thanks for the heads up!

You came close Father TheoCactus, but it appears that this little one got away from the Good Life you offered it.

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote::) Just doin' me job, Ma'am.
Ho Ho Ho Red&Dumb,
surprised to see you here today you Pre-Party Occupier, dipping into The Stash a-head of time, supplied by The Party Sources.
The reason for my surprise is the fact that a Billy C. Basher such as you actually got your teary eyed elReikWinger pittyful face away from the television..... must have been like watching Reagan get shot for you to see The Newt crying for his mommy.

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote: is unworthy of humanizing characterizations.

Remember That!

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Now let's be kind to M.G.C. After all, the ways of the Cube, the lore, the legends, the mores, are hard to navigate. After all, if the rules were rational, then we would lose power. We have gathered as much power as possible and use it as arbitrarily as possible.
Precisely. Which leads us to:

Image Father Theo, we must speak in camera, my mentor. I see I must elucidate for you what I'm seeing here. If your opinion differs, I welcome your input.

I have discussed this very matter with Pamalinsky, who was concerned she might've gone a bit hard on Market Grilled Chicken in her excellent Sammy thread. I informed her that IMHO, she was not mean to MGC at all; if anything, I believe she was too easy on it, and noted that not everyone aspires to my level of nastiness.

Why so nasty, you may ask? Well, MGC's sniveling self-righteous smug holier-than-thou incoherence has come, for me, to symbolize the prototypical prog milieu. The fact that MGC refuses to engage in serious discussion and deflects actual questions others ask to try to discern more about his/her/its philosophy and character indicate there's really nothing under that blustery MGC exterior.

Too often we real Americans have believed that the best way to discourage that sort of behavior is to pat the little miscreant on the head, tell him he's disappointed us but we love him anyway, and then let him continue in his bad behavior. Then the brat cries, we buckle, and we give him what he wants, in Hope™ he'll Change™.

But we know from bitter experience that's not what happens. The little miscreant gets worse, grows up physically and shrinks mentally and spiritually, and often becomes a criminal.

That's why I have relentlessly attacked MGC. I'm hoping to show by example that we can give worse than we get from prog troll 0ccupiers. So I ignore MGC's “points” (which merely seem to be love of 0bama and dictators and tyrants everywhere, and ignorance of what liberty and opportunity allow, and a blindness to how great our country was when it was more free), and taunt “it” with silly riddles, in effect saying, “this is your level, MGC, and this is what I think of you.” I'm hoping we can learn to fight back and beat down the regressive (they call themselves “progressives”, but as with everything else they believe, the truth is the opposite) hordes, just as they have repressed and silenced us with political correctness and their hateful, divisive rhetoric. Plus, it allows me some small, even if ineffective, release as I vent not merely on MGC, but by such venting, I express my rage against the entire prog machine, which – as I noted (and which I now repeat redundantly, in keeping with my handle) – to me MGC symbolizes.

Theo, you are at your best when you are at your Prog worst. If a prole cannot handle all your impaling power then he/she/it is unworthy to join the stellar ranks of the Cube Prog Elite.

I pray you're not going soft on us.

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Market Grilled Chicken wrote:
Commissar Redumdimski wrote::) Just doin' me job, Ma'am.
Ho Ho Ho Red&Dumb,
surprised to see you here today you Pre-Party Occupier, dipping into The Stash a-head of time, supplied by The Party Sources.
The reason for my surprise is the fact that a Billy C. Basher such as you actually got your teary eyed elReikWinger pittyful face away from the television..... must have been like watching Reagan get shot for you to see The Newt crying for his mommy.
Q: Why did the Market Grilled Chicken troll 0ccupier cross the road to the HuffPo and DKos?

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote: Q: Why did the Market Grilled Troll cross the road to the HuffPo and DKos?

A: Better Free Wireless Internet Connection for the laptop.

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Comrades Red and MG,

I see that you two still have this mutual hatred thing going on...... fine.

Just keep in mind, though, that the only thing that really matters around here is how and where I set my charges.


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You must admit that this would bring about a quick resolution to your disagreements.


Just say'n.

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Krasnodar wrote:Comrades Red and MGC,

I see that you two still have this mutual hatred thing going on...... fine.

Just keep in mind, though, that the only thing that really matters around here is how and where I set my charges.

You must admit that this would bring about a quick resolution to your disagreements.

Just say'n.
Krasno, I admire your cool head, small as it is under that felt sombrero.

Just stand back and enjoy the show. Wouldn't want you to get hurt by a stray hurled barb.

As for the explosive charges -

Image To die for a noble cause, if others are compelled to act to secure liberty for themselves as a consequence, is worth the price paid - especially if I take a few regressives out with me.

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Krasnodar wrote:Comrades Red and MG,

I see that you two still have this mutual hatred thing going on...... fine.

Just keep in mind, though, that the only thing that really matters around here is how and where I set my charges.


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You must admit that this would bring about a quick resolution to your disagreements.


Just say'n.

Had your Spoon sharpened at the Jiffy LoBo ™ in stead.


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Ah, Redumdimski, it is the nature of proggery that the miscreant grows worse. Because progressivism exists so we can do whatever the hell we want.

I tire, oh how I tire, of these calls to be kind, and decent, and considerate. I'm a liberal because I don't believe there's anything bigger than I am.

Now here is a nation which is generous enough to think nothing of a black president, even electing him because of it. I know one queer in West Texas with a big mouth who has no problems at all. Female secretaries of state? No problem. This, you would think, would be proof that AmeriKKKa is a land of opportunity.

But no. The very fact that this is possible is proof of weakness. Why on earth would one promote egalitarianism? After all, I'm a prog and so therefore it is a given that the pie cannot grow. What changes is how I cut it. Never mind that the pie has grown as evidenced by the fact that we no longer live in caves and the Rancho is rather comfortable, thank you.

But as a matter of faith, the pie is of fixed size and all the negotiations are on how we shall cut it.

Bear in mind that in the best prog sense I am inserting myself where I have no business, but since I'm a prog, I have made everything my business. That by the way may be the defining prog trait: inserting yourself where you have no reason to be. Because after all, would you get full occupancy in a prison camp if you didn't, er, strongly "suggest" that it be filled? With people of course who disagree.

The thing about being a prog is that we have made a Weltanschauung which demands that the entire universe reflect our opinions, as received as of 7 AM this morning on our tin-foil hats. By definition it cannot be subject to reality, for it would collapse like a soap bubble.

But before it collapses, we get to use all that lovely force.

Oh! Oh! Oh! MSNBC has gone from my heroes--the callers for the prison camps like Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell and the superlative violence-and-fraud-inciting thug Ed Schultz--to documentaries on prisons in America.

All weekend, all night, prison documentaries.

I personally drift off to sleep, listening to thugs and murderers and liars and self-exculpating bastards blaming the world for themselves, and then wake to Chris Matthews' vibrating leg.

Have you ever seen more seamless entertainment?

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Ah, Redumdimski, it is the nature of proggery that the miscreant grows worse. Because progressivism exists so we can do whatever the hell we want.

I tire, oh how I tire, of these calls to be kind, and decent, and considerate. I'm a liberal because I don't believe there's anything bigger than I am.

Now here is a nation which is generous enough to think nothing of a black president, even electing him because of it. I know one queer in West Texas with a big mouth who has no problems at all. Female secretaries of state? No problem. This, you would think, would be proof that AmeriKKKa is a land of opportunity.

But no. The very fact that this is possible is proof of weakness. Why on earth would one promote egalitarianism? After all, I'm a prog and so therefore it is a given that the pie cannot grow. What changes is how I cut it. Never mind that the pie has grown as evidenced by the fact that we no longer live in caves and the Rancho is rather comfortable, thank you.

But as a matter of faith, the pie is of fixed size and all the negotiations are on how we shall cut it.

Bear in mind that in the best prog sense I am inserting myself where I have no business, but since I'm a prog, I have made everything my business. That by the way may be the defining prog trait: inserting yourself where you have no reason to be. Because after all, would you get full occupancy in a prison camp if you didn't, er, strongly "suggest" that it be filled? With people of course who disagree.
We Progs cannot conceive of an expanding pie of wealth, production, what have you, because we are incapable of producing anything but demands ourselves. We cannot conceive of how the pie got here, or why it grew so we do not live in caves and root with our hands for beets, but we must consume it all and we must divide it as we see fit, and as you noted, if we do not control it, then it is because the society that surrounds us is weak, its people are lazy, and the country as founded is unfair. Of course that's our business. Again you are Korrekt: everything is our business. We're very busy bodies. We're busy controlling it all. And anything we don't control is Evil and must be either consumed by us or destroyed outright. We tell others to be nice to us, while we plant our boot on their necks and threaten them with power from the barrel of a gun.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:The thing about being a prog is that we have made a Weltanschauung which demands that the entire universe reflect our opinions, as received as of 7 AM this morning on our tin-foil hats. By definition it cannot be subject to reality, for it would collapse like a soap bubble.

But before it collapses, we get to use all that lovely force.
Force. Used as we exercise Power. It is our craving. It is our right. And it can never be satisfied. No matter how much we take, we want more. If I were able to devour the world, it would not be enough. If I could expand to consume the universe, it would not be enough. I am insatiable. That's why I - we, all of us Progs, will never tell the little people when we will have enough control over them, when we will stop demanding more of them. We will never stop.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Oh! Oh! Oh! MSNBC has gone from my heroes--the callers for the prison camps like Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell and the superlative violence-and-fraud-inciting thug Ed Schultz--to documentaries on prisons in America.

All weekend, all night, prison documentaries.

I personally drift off to sleep, listening to thugs and murderers and liars and self-exculpating bastards blaming the world for themselves, and then wake to Chris Matthews' vibrating leg.

Have you ever seen more seamless entertainment?
Good Theo, the dulcet tones of our media dogs lull and soothe us into The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™; somnambulists all, hearing the siren song of what awaits all dissidents and seeing what they are and what they become in the re-education camps we have made our prisons into.

What could be more entertaining than seeing the people we admire in an environment we have created to keep us safe from them?

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Market Grilled Chicken wrote:Ho Ho Ho Red&Dumb,
surprised to see you here today you Pre-Party Occupier, dipping into The Stash a-head of time, supplied by The Party Sources.
The reason for my surprise is the fact that a Billy C. Basher such as you actually got your teary eyed elReikWinger pittyful face away from the television..... must have been like watching Reagan get shot for you to see The Newt crying for his mommy.
Q: Why did the Market Grilled Chicken troll 0ccupier cross the road to the HuffPo and DKos?
Market Grilled Chicken wrote: A: Better Free Wireless Internet Connection for the laptop.
A: It went home when it couldn't find a place to 0ccupy in Cubespace.

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
Market Grilled Chicken wrote:Ho Ho Ho Red&Dumb,
surprised to see you here today you Pre-Party Occupier, dipping into The Stash a-head of time, supplied by The Party Sources.
The reason for my surprise is the fact that a Billy C. Basher such as you actually got your teary eyed elReikWinger pittyful face away from the television..... must have been like watching Reagan get shot for you to see The Newt crying for his mommy.
Q: Why did the Market Grilled Chicken troll 0ccupier cross the road to the HuffPo and DKos?
Market Grilled Chicken wrote: A: Better Free Wireless Internet Connection for the laptop.
A: It went home when it couldn't find a place to 0ccupy in Cubespace.

Q: What is the difference between being Cubically Contained and Compartmentalized? Indoctrination by any other name........

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Market Grilled,


GOOD GRIEF. Not only have I had my beauty rest ruined as of late due to all that infernal moaning and wailing going on in North Korea......(Try getting some snooze in after paying your respects to the Dear Leader at the Pyongyang Motel 6, where they leave the light OFF for you). I return to my headquarters and catch up on inner party business and come across your newbie contributions and find that you have been LESS THAN HUMBLE to those in the collective.

Listen up real good. A) You do not be RUDE to other Comrades as they will report you to the Inner Party. And since we in the Inner Party tend to not want to be bothered with anything so tedious as "actual work" to do an investigation on you since all are equal but some are more equal than others and work is something that is best left to the less equal it would behoove you to show humility as a new contributor here.

Because B) If I have to look DEEPER into your background than I already have as The Party has records on everything that you have done (Sorry about that unfortunate acne problem you had in 7th grade along with being caught cheating on your Algebra exam) I will just forget the whole thing call it day and send you straight to the GULAG and be done with you and put myself up for another award for Purging above and beyond the Call of Duty.

Now grab your shovel stand up straight and fly LEFT here in The Collective from now on.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Market Grilled,

What a coincidence that ye, Snookie, show up just as your Record of Employment file sits before mine eyes. Pledged an Oath? Looks good on you this day.
Stay Calm, Carry On, Good Day to You!

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Comrades, Listen up !!!!!

Has it occurred to any commentator here that compared to our host, Red Square, we are all but pathetic noobies ?

Has it occurred to any commentator here that he can shut down our expressed E- thoughts by a simple click of a mouse ?

He allows our vicarious, electronic existences to continue here for his own good reasons.

( like being Lord and Master of The People's Dry Goods Store #86 )

Old Russian proverb: " One does not argue with Stalin ! ".

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I do hope, dear Krasno, that Red Square is indeed reading these posts, and is finding amusement in them on this New Year's eve.

Commissar Redumdimski wrote:
Krasnodar wrote:Comrades Red and MGC,

I see that you two still have this mutual hatred thing going on...... fine.

Just keep in mind, though, that the only thing that really matters around here is how and where I set my charges.

You must admit that this would bring about a quick resolution to your disagreements.

Just say'n.
Krasno, I admire your cool head, small as it is under that felt sombrero.

Just stand back and enjoy the show. Wouldn't want you to get hurt by a stray hurled barb.

As for the explosive charges -

Image To die for a noble cause, if others are compelled to act to secure liberty for themselves as a consequence, is worth the price paid - especially if I take a few regressives out with me.
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At this point you must be screaming in your head: “ComRed! ComRed! What's wrong with you? Don't you know that's precisely what the Islamists advocate?”

Not exactly, Krasnodar.

Islamists want to convert everyone who is not of their moon god, of their “body”, into their own religious fold, and subject them to the same tyrannical laws and hopeless, seventh-century way of life that they subject themselves to. See Comrade Joe's excellent thread, “Why Muslims Are Our Friends”:
Comrade Joe wrote:Comrades, I confess, for a brief while my thoughts began to deviate from the Party Line. I began to question why we are allied with the Muslims, who have the unfortunate tendency to put communists to death, among other unprogessive tendencies. I mean, we love Ahmadinejad because he is a terrorist dictator elected People's Leader sworn to the destruction of Amerikkka and Da Jooos. We love homosexuals, because their lifestyle has come to epitomize decadence and the general breakdown in Amerikkkan values. But Ahmadinejad's regime has people killed for being homosexual:

Surely a contradiction, no? Comrades?

If you just agreed with that, report yourself to the nearest reeducation camp at once, kkkapitalist pig thoughtcriminal!

Anyway, my Inner Prog thankfully recognized such thughtcrime, and I turned myself over to the Party for reeducation. Now I see why we love Muslims so much, they hate KKKhristians.
In fact, Islamism only utilizes advanced cultures' methods to destroy those cultures, as the antagonist Weston used false rationality in C. S. Lewis's Perelandra to attempt to damn Tinidril, as progs use pseudo-science to advance their destructive dictates.

Those who will not accede to the Islamists' “religion of peace” are to be hunted and killed in jihadist fury.

I am committing myself to a different cause. I want to shout from the rooftops that tyranny is not inevitable. I want everyone to know that when we desire for men to rule over us, tyranny is the natural result. The old truism: “You want it bad, you get it bad.” And that's what we're getting for ourselves in the rulers we cry for, wanting them to hand us stuff and keep us safe, in return for our liberty and the opportunity to succeed and prosper.

The Israelites' land they were given by God was overrun by 0ccupying nations. God had given the 0ccupiers of that time many opportunities to repent; He had sent many prophets of His to those 0ccupiers, telling them to repent, follow God, and live, but the 0ccupiers turned a deaf ear to God's message.

So He used His people to wipe them out.

Jesus was zealous for His Father's house, the Temple. When merchants and moneychangers 0ccupied the Temple in Jesus' time, Jesus made a whip of cords, then went about overturning the 0ccupier's tables and flogging them with His whip, telling them that His Father's house was to be a house of prayer, but they had turned it into a den of thieves.

The Pharisees, the religious leaders of Jesus' time, laid burdensome rules and regulations on the Jewish people that crushed their spirits and blinded them to God's message. Jesus excoriated the Pharisees, calling them blind leaders of the blind, hypocrites, whitewashed tombs.

When Pilate brought Jesus out before the crowds during that disgusting mock trial, community agitators hired by the Pharisees went about the crowd inciting them to shout “Crucify Him! …We have no king but Caesar!”

Looking at the concept from another direction closer to home: If burglars broke into your house, threatened your family, tried to steal your stuff and break up the rest, you'd be unworthy of your family if you didn't do everything in your power to stop the intruders, up to and including killing them if necessary. To do less than your duty would be to leave your family subject to possible murder at the hands of thieves.

We all are in an analogous situation writ large. People who despise our country as founded, who want to steal our liberties and our opportunities for prosperity and better lives for us and our posterity, who want to fundamentally transform our very culture and destroy liberty and opportunity for our children, have taken power in our country and are leading us down the road to serfdom by the short hairs, boots on our necks, all the while shouting at us that we're racist and homophobic and bigoted and terrorists if we oppose them, while threatening us with incarceration and theft of all we have if we don't let them have their way, and they have the arrogance to cry and whimper that we're mean and guilty of hate crimes if we don't follow their politically correct horsehockey.

The thieves came into our house claiming to be our friends. They presented themselves as knights in shining bureaucratic armor riding the white horse of government to save us from the evil free-market economy (which by the way has always been heavily regulated and taxed – but not enough; it's never enough for these robbers).

Too many foolish, ignorant people believed the lies and drank the Kool-Aid. Too many ignorant people believed the finest, freest country the world has ever known was evil and unfair. Too many fools still believe that. They believe that as the tyrannical thieves steal their liberties out of their hands before their very eyes, that they are being given peace, safety, and security. They believe they are witnessing the birth of a just and perfect society, the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

The Russians believed the same thing. The Chinese. The Cubans. The Venezuelans. The Europeans. The Africans. Practically every culture and society. Look at them now.

History provides information on the template. Thomas Jefferson told us “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” Reagan told us “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.”

Reagan also correctly noted, “It isn't that liberals are ignorant, it's just that what they know is wrong.”

We need to shed light and speak truth to truly have power, which has been usurped from us.

We need to get the thieves out of our house, to protect our families and our children, not just ourselves. That is what drives me, and that is what I referred to in my statement.

The people who believe that what is being done to them in the name of Hope and Change™ is for their benefit are blind and lost. It is another example of the blind leading the blind. They are blind fools stumbling in the darkness, even as they believe they are enlightened and wise. They are lost in their own tangled webs of lies and deceit, self-inflicted, even as they believe they are the saviors of humanity.

It's up to us, comrade. It's up to all of us who love liberty and despise tyranny. Do nothing and be consumed. Or fight back and restore liberty for yourself, your family, and your generations yet unborn.

Happy new year, tovarich Krasnodar.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Market Grilled Chicken,


GOOD GRIEF. Not only have I had my beauty rest ruined as of late due to all that infernal moaning and wailing going on in North Korea......(Try getting some snooze in after paying your respects to the Dear Leader at the Pyongyang Motel 6, where they leave the light OFF for you). I return to my headquarters and catch up on inner party business and come across your newbie contributions and find that you have been LESS THAN HUMBLE to those in the collective.

Listen up real good. A) You do not be RUDE to other Comrades as they will report you to the Inner Party. And since we in the Inner Party tend to not want to be bothered with anything so tedious as "actual work" to do an investigation on you since all are equal but some are more equal than others and work is something that is best left to the less equal it would behoove you to show humility as a new contributor here.

Because B) If I have to look DEEPER into your background than I already have as The Party has records on everything that you have done (Sorry about that unfortunate acne problem you had in 7th grade along with being caught cheating on your Algebra exam) I will just forget the whole thing call it day and send you straight to the GULAG and be done with you and put myself up for another award for Purging above and beyond the Call of Duty.

Now grab your shovel stand up straight and fly LEFT here in The Collective from now on.
Attention on deck!

Commodore, welcome aboard Pamalinski's thread. She's not available at the moment to greet you personally so I have been given that pleasure.

Thank you for the reminder regarding Korrekt Cubespace conduct.

By the way, what's your Flagship's mess cooking up for tonight's New Year's festivities?

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Redumdimsky wrote:We Progs cannot conceive of an expanding pie of wealth, production, what have you, because we are incapable of producing anything but demands ourselves.
My eyes tear over again. How fast you have advanced.

We can do nothing except demand, but if we considered that that might be, oh, parasitic, it might be damaging to our carefully nurtured egos. After all, we have a $150K college debt where we spent, well, $150K to get a degree on the love sonnets of one-armed Peruvian lesbian rug-weavers. And since we spent it, we ought to profit from it. Think Solyndra.

So. Anyone who does create is evil to us--his work is just, and pardon my delicate sniff, that of a tradesman. Not our class, dear; we are completely wrapped up in our moral narcissism.

So it is necessary that we despise the creators, because not to do so would mean that we are open to the idea that we are nothing more than a pile of solipsistic shit with expensive attitude troweled on by professors who've arranged it so that their jobs are sinecures from which they can undermine all the institutions which, uh, made their jobs sinecures.

Bear in mind that the first principle of proggery is parasitism.

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Attention on deck!

Commodore, welcome aboard Pamalinski's thread. She's not available at the moment to greet you personally so I have been given that pleasure.

Thank you for the reminder regarding Korrekt Cubespace conduct.

By the way, what's the ship's mess cooking up for tonight's New Year's festivities?

Comrade,

A special treat in Honor of the OWS movement. Plenty to go around for all!

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t8199.html

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrade,

A special treat in Honor of the OWS movement. Plenty to go around for all!

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t8199.html
Just being in the presence of that Korrektly 0ccupied dish made my eyes tear with - something. Memories, perhaps. Yum! The pungent aroma takes me to Zucotti Park during the ripe fall days!

Thank you, Commodore, for a most equally excellent culinary reminder of our most equally esteemed and valued Party members, the 0ccupier-class.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:We can do nothing except demand, but if we considered that that might be, oh, parasitic, it might be damaging to our carefully nurtured egos. After all, we have a $150K college debt where we spent, well, $150K to get a degree on the love sonnets of one-armed Peruvian lesbian rug-weavers. And since we spent it, we ought to profit from it. Think Solyndra.
Father, I have a potential revenue-generating business for the Kollektiv. We can print degrees on fine parchment paper claiming that the up-and-coming Prog recipient has earned a degree from The People's University with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereunto in any discipine he desires for only $75,000. It'll be as valuable as any degree from any Proggishly Korrekt Ivy League university, at a 50% saving to the budget-conscious Prog.

I submit that a degree from our University would offer even more value to the student due to the nature of our coursework.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:So. Anyone who does create is evil to us--his work is just, and pardon my delicate sniff, that of a tradesman. Not our class, dear; we are completely wrapped up in our moral narcissism.

So it is necessary that we despise the creators, because not to do so would mean that we are open to the idea that we are nothing more than a pile of solipsistic shit with expensive attitude troweled on by professors who've arranged it so that their jobs are sinecures from which they can undermine all the institutions which, uh, made their jobs sinecures.

Bear in mind that the first principle of proggery is parasitism.
First, last, always. It is good there will always be those evil enough to want to produce no matter what we do to them or how much we take from them, the fools - else we could not survive. Although we strive mightily to provide it with the coming Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, what would happen if the world were filled only with Progs?

(Gasp!)

Pardon me while I pull out my Porta-J-Lo™.

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I heard our Dear Leader voice a sentiment that some of The Cube's contributors use far too many words in their commentaries, depriving the other 99% of us of valuable word usage.

To render use of all verbage as equal, the administration is considering sponsoring legislation that would levy a tax for every word used in a post, with the proceeds going to both Obama's re-election campaign and the Presidential monthly vacation slush fund.

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Of course, there will be credits for the proper people, and this tax will of course have to be a graduated tax. In the same way that anyone who makes more than I do is of the hated rich and thus deserving of having 90% of their income hoovered out of their wallets by a benevolent government, anyone who writes longer posts than I do is one of the verbose word-hoarders who needs to be taxed for squandering the finite resource that are words.

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Krasnodar wrote:I heard our Dear Leader voice a sentiment that some of The Cube's contributors use far too many words in their commentaries, depriving the other 99% of us of valuable word usage.

To render use of all verbage as equal, the administration is considering sponsoring legislation that would levy a tax for every word used in a post, with the proceeds going to both Obama's re-election campaign and the Presidential monthly vacation slush fund.
Maybe those of us who don't use as many words can buy them for the poor loghorregic ones (I can't imagine who they might be) so those poor unfortunates can still post prodigiously! Thus contributing to Cube enlightenment and entertainment as well as Dear 0'Leader's vacation slush fund.

Wait - Monthly vacation slush fund? Does His 0'liness only take one vacation per month? He deserves more! Think of all he does to For The People™ and The Children™.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Of course, there will be credits for the proper people, and this tax will of course have to be a graduated tax. In the same way that anyone who makes more than I do is of the hated rich and thus deserving of having 90% of their income hoovered out of their wallets by a benevolent government, anyone who writes longer posts than I do is one of the verbose word-hoarders who needs to be taxed for squandering the finite resource that are words.

Works for carbon. And since we're carbon-based creatures - oh, sorry, accidents of evolution - shouldn't everyone also be taxed in our "Progressive" system based on body weight, too? then we can all be encourged to get skinny like Moochelle, aka FLATUS.

Then the hated caloric rich can be demonized another way than by mere name-calling - in the same way we demonize the hated "rich"! (How much are we determining that to be today? Are we down to $40K per year yet? That's still equivalently a lot more than "rich" people in other countries make. And we are citizens of the world!)

Anyway - Ivan, I want to help in any way I can. I'd be happy to trade some words from my stash for some of your stash of encephalic replenishment fluid (the unused stuff, of course!).

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Redumdimski, I have found a new, and cheap source for your Porta-J-Lo™.
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Now I know that you, as a rising prog, are keen to have a fancier Porta-J-Lo™ but trust me: these are reasonable enough that you can keep one by your bed, one by your recliner, and one in your car.

They are also useful when you are watching or listening while driving to news, and hear our Many Titted Empress or Dear O'Leader dilate on what is best for us, because, all together now, they're the smartest people on earth. Sometimes I am so overcome with the rapture of the beauty and elegance in their words, especially if they're bookended by reports of violence and famine in foreign lands or a slumping economy at home, I cannot control the contents of my stomach and this Porta-J-Lo™ is the perfect accompaniment to an emetic.

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Oh, Betinov, give it a rest. I'm up to your tricks. I have seen you write endless skeins of words--when you see there is a point to it. If not, why bother? You're a Made Prog, after all, and can write anything. Why, Dear Fidel can orate for hours, as could Kim Jong-Il, and compel people to pay attention.

So this means that you're up to something.

You remind of of I think some nobleman a few centuries ago who, when informed that an opposing player had died, mused, "I wonder what he meant by that."


 
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