Yesterday I was so inspired by our late Sammy Davis Jr.'s song, "The Candy Man." This was brought to my attention by the Drudgereport headline of the same name, regarding college student loan minimization. (if you just vote for me now, you'll get $10 off per month! After 20 years, you're cool!) I need you now, says Obama! A very clever ruse for gathering them in for the "kill." We, as progs, know he will reverse this as soon as he is re-elected. Very clever on Obama's part. As a made prog, thanks to Father Prog Theocritus' Jiffi Lobo, I realize this is just another way of manipulating the masses into doing it "our" way. This video includes the most necessary ruse of making everything wonderful, in addition to dividing all of us so he can take the "cream." In addition to Jesse Jackson's "rainbow" taking away the groovy good "pie." (In addition to us having to eat our peas, or any other recipe Michelle comes up with) Yeah! Divide and conquer: Separate the sorrows and take away the cream! The Candy Man takes anything he makes and it makes it satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood dreams The Candy Man Can!As a made prog, thanks to Father Prog Theocritus' Jiffi Lobo, I realize this is just another way of manipulating the masses into doing it "our" way.

This video includes the most necessary ruse of making everything wonderful, in addition to dividing all of us so he can take the "cream." In addition to Jesse Jackson's "rainbow" taking away the groovy good "pie."
(In addition to us having to eat our peas, or any other recipe Michelle comes up with)

Yeah! Divide and conquer:

Separate the sorrows and take away the cream!
The Candy Man takes anything he makes and it makes it satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood dreams

The Candy Man Can!

That song was a Career Ender.

Yep, I'm almost that old.

Hmmm. Jibaro. About drugs, was it? I don't think so. This song, a career ender? Hmmm? So interested in what you have to say, only if you wish. This is my invite.

Oh, man. I hear distant war drums.........

Don't let Pamalinsky's charming demeanor fool ya', kids !

Krasnodar! Whatchatalkinabout? I'm am of the ilk, such as you, who won't let anyone else pay my bills! Lord knows I have them, but I'm just hopin' that some dumbfolks will fall for this charade of Obama's. That way I get off free! (off) Not really! You got me, Krasnodar! Just looking out for you, too! X! Thanks for the sweet words about my "charm."

I can't seem to get this four-letter word out of my head when I see Dear Leader making promises to his civilian army:

Chum , n.
Chopped pieces of fish used as bait.

Time for another Jiffy-Lobo appointment?

Hows about:
Buds, n.
Chopped pieces of grass used as bait.
Jiffy-Lobo rocks!

Comradess P.,

To clarify, I was referring to to your " invite " towards Jibaro to discuss Sammy Davis Jr.

How gentile of you, Krasnodar, to take an interest in my response to Jibaro. I am quite "drawn" to people who, like you, a true gentleman, take an interest in the subject of Sammy Davis Jr., especially an "invite" regarding him. Interesting.

WARNING!!

THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS OBJECTIONABLE THOUGHT-CRIMINAL INSPIRED RETHUGLIKKAN PROPAGANDA AND SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE..... EVER!

tinteardrop, old bean, could you give us a wee bit more to go on than a link to a bucket of some kind?

Ivan......

Your getting a little low on your fluid levels....

Better fill 'er up before the weekend rush hits.

Ivan Betinov wrote:tinteardrop, old bean, could you give us a wee bit more to go on than a link to a bucket of some kind?

Ivan- I was helpin' "tinteardrop" by fixin' his link so it would work. So then after fixing it, I see your comment.

So the link to the bucket is all fixed now. Everybody happy?

As they say in Es-pag-nol, "Muchos Bettros."

Ivan Betinov wrote:As they say in Es-pag-nol, "Muchos Bettros."

Su español es malo
(Your Spanish is terrible)

And so is your vodka..... immersion fluid.


( Betinov.......... it tastes like something's been swimming in it.)

The CandyAss Man can 'cause he mixes it
with love and makes the world taste good!

Good job, Pamalinsky. As your reward I'll refrain from asking you to give me all your candy. Instead I'll let you keep ten percent of it, which you can redistribute among the other proles here.

Oh Commissarka, you are far too generous! OF COURSE I will redistribute my candy to the other proles! They did a fantastic job shoring up my er, um, rather redundant post! (Yet another product of letting my excitement in posting eclipse my editing responsibilities, a most annoying habit of mine I must break). By the way, that is one beautiful shovel you got there, Pinkie. I bet you get compliments on it all the time.
; • )

Dearest tinteardrop,

I just love your lollipop photoshop interpretation of this idea.

If I were able, I'd like to turn every grasping hand into your "sucker." There is only one head available in your shot. Sheesh. Maybe that's good enough! Thank you for contributing so beautifully to my post.And, Kool-Aid_Man, the Tim Hawkins video was priceless! Never saw that before! Wonderful! Thank you! Have shared this with many friends.

Dearest Administrator,

I tried so hard to insert paragraphs in my latest reply but was not able to do so. This happened in my original post as well. Tried to break it up so it wasn't so "bulky." Didn't work.

What is up with this?

Love,

Pamalinsky

" Ive got it, guys....."

To Pamalinski,

Most attributes of the People's Cube do take some getting used to.
( The concept of " easy-to-use " is so capitalistic .....)

This is most certainly the case for our State - designed & operated commentary machine.

In the answering of your previous question,
Here's what to do about your " paragraph problem " in Ten Easy Steps .

1. Make sure you've checked in with our beloved Stalin by logging in.
That's Red Square's way of " assuring us that we of the Collective are being watched out for.
How kind of him to do so. What a guy !

2. You need to ask yourself " What kind of post am I going to write ? Something quick and basic, or something that dresses up, putting on articles of materialistic embellishment ?
You know.... colors, bold type and the like.

3. If it is the simple way, the paragraphs take care of themselves ( like in most of the civilized world on regular word processing programs ). No worries.

4. However, fancy comes at a price. If you insist on going down the Yellow Brick Road,
you must click on the " editor for the rich " bar.
( WARNING ) Once you do this, your not in Kansas anymore.

5. First of all, don't be tempted by all the gee-gaws before first taking care of business.Click on the" POOR TEXT " bar and finish typing your post. This sets the paragraphs within the mind of this infernal program.

6. When you are satisfied after reading it and proofing it for grammar, spelling and composition errors ( You were trying to break that nasty habit of not doing so.... Am I not correct, Comrade Pamalinski ?) Click on the " RICH TEXT " bar.

7. Modify you post to your heart's content. The paragraphs stay put.You will avoid the aggravation of seeing blocky structure and unremarkable graphics.

8. Press "preview" to see how you're finish copy will look.

9.If you are satisfied, press " submit " so that we all may gaze upon it, looking for faults and rating for ourselves, your relevancy and cleverness.

10. Thank Dear Leader and the Party for being able to do any of this !

And your done.

See 'ya.

Krasnodar
Vagabound of the outer parts , spirits distiller and part-time ordinance delivery specialist.

Dear Krasnodar,And all this time I thought it was easy as 1-2-3! What an idiot! It's 1-10! How stupid of me. Doh! All I wanted to do was add "returns." That would give me my paragraphs. I have not had this problem before, but I thank you for giving these helpful hints. I actually do know how to use rich text, and prefer it. Much more fun. And, I most definitely am grateful to our Dear Leader for letting me post here in the first place! Without Him, I would not have the privilege of having friends like you and my other comrades. I love The Cube! A stunning achievement! I am grateful to be a part of it!

Comradess Pamalinsky,

Your enthusiasm for The Cube is laudable, to be sure.
Many of us have had those same feelings when we first started to participate.

But, much as it was in the old Soviet Union, living with the threat of starvation
and the ever-present KGB wears a little thin after awhile. This is true socialism.

A personal feeling of helplessness, numbness and mute resignation becomes the rule.

And that, Pamalinski, is where the vodka comes in........

HA!

Now that you mention it, Krasnodar, maybe I should partake of the vodka FIRST!

Comrade Pamalinsky, as with virtually all things of import in life, partaking of the vodka first is always recommended.

And once that's done, MAS TEQUILAAAAAA!!!

Ahem.

First the vodka and then the tequila ..........

R.O.C.K. , I admire your multi-culturalism !

dedhedvedev, I just noticed with some concern your avatar. Tell me: are you a Made Prop? An Ultra-Made Prog? What did you do?

You have been given the Janeane Gawdawfulho Jiffy-Lobo™ treatment. The one where they saw off the top of your skull and then take a blow torch to what's on the inside.

Most people get by with the normal Jiffy-Lobo which inserts a very thin blade around the eyeball and up into the prefrontal lobes and swishes about a bit. Leaves no physical trace.

For the Anderson Cooper Jiffy-Lobo, though, trepanation is required. Poor Anderson: once he got a bit of cognitive dissonance so unignorable that the hole in his head required a custom-made titanium plate to cover it.

But you! With your Gawdawfulho Jiffy-Lobo™? What did you do to deserve such an honor?

I've always been partial to requesting the Jiffy-Lobo Egg-Beater w/ Hot Wax & Brainwash special. myself.
Yeah, I need to wear a sombrero to keep the top of my head from whistling whenever the wind blows, but going only once a year is worth it. And the long-term lack of ability to to utilize logic for coherent thought is actually quite liberating. :)

I liked Sammy Davis, Jr. , especially dressed in the judge's robe.

Krasnodar, I'm so glad that you like Brainwash™. It's one of my favorites. Be sure to tell your technician to use the lemon-scented brainwash; it's powerful enough to mask the smell of the burned gray cells.

Ah, brainwash. Boiling aqua regia. Now if that won't take care of impure, unproggish thoughts, then nothing will.

I recall, before Jiffy-Lobo was franchised all over the USSA, having to run, myself, down the streets of New York to tackle Diane Sawyer and use my patented injector system--a combination of a syringe and a cordite-powered torpedo gun--on her before she could get in front of the camera.

She was starting to, and I can barely say this, quit her sniffing.

Can you imagine a world without a sniffing Diane Sawyer? No, I can't either. So I had to inject her with 60ccs of Brainwash™, which made her a Haughty Prog again.

Dear Krasnodar,

I am green with envy for your "preferences" regarding Jifi-Lobo™. You're lucky, Krasnodar, and should be admonished, just because of your luck!

I, as a most befuddled prog (but, with "potential", according to Father Prog Theocritus) was actually assaulted by his "assistant," Bruno!

Yeah! No joke! At a party function, about a year ago at Father Prog's Rancho, Bruno actually held me down while Father Prog, exuding utmost compassion for me and my "breakdown," gave me the proverbial "Jifi-Lobo."

After the party, of course, the whole place had to be hosed down with Haz-Mats! To be expected.

Take Father Prog Theocritus very seriously, Krasnodar!
He doesn't let up for a second! And, has franchises all over the world! Oh, BTW, i'm absolutely "Nuts" about Father Prog Theocritus!

Pamalinsky, you flatter me. I only did for you what I'd do for any other upcoming prog. After all, you have showed such promise in the arts of in-your-face lying, straight-faced entitlement and back-stabbing that I have been quite taken with you. You could, really, lead the OWS people. Yes, you're that awful.

You're welcome.

That was not in fact Jiffy-Lobo™; we were merely testing a new medical device for monitoring people's blood sugar. Yes, that's it. We were monitoring blood sugar. Do you get that?

Let me ask. When your, uh, "sugar," is monitored, do you get weakness on your left side and list that way?

Sugar is very hard to monitor, and I'm sure you'll agree.

Well, Father Prog Theocritus,

Harrumphf! I can safely say that my sugar is 100% 100%! All because of you, my dear mentor! You really know how to monitor a girl's sugar, don'tchanowhoney?

I've picked up some very good tips from you, Theo. And, I don't take them lightly!

You have shown me so much stuff here on the the Cube that I was so clueless about, an embarrassment of riches! I finally realize now, I was in the presence of genius! And, still I present sloppy posts sometimes. An horrible habit!

For the first time in decades I can finally speak frankly to people I love, and I have gone "appetite over tin cup" in my usage, but still, I get to speak here.

I do realize, and, don't forget how lovable you are my dearest Theo. In spite of all these women who may pursue you, don''t blame them, my darling, because you are so amazingly lovable. Regardless of anyone's point of view, you are most loving, and ruthless! X!

Boy howdy , " Made Prog T ".......

Somebody's got their line out in the water !

Oh, my dear sweet Krasnodar!

Father Prog Theocritus is just a very beloved friend of mine. My Cube mentor. He showed me the "ropes" on the Cube when I first arrived, some of which I still don't fully grasp, but, I'm much improved!. I do love to go on and on about him. He understands everything! Truth is, Comrade Tovarich is the love with whom I now reside! It's as if we've always known each other! And, we met on the Cube! Please don't confuse us with the Cube's Dating Service. Does not apply! Don't tell anybody! Shhhh!

" Residing with Tovaricj ", huh ? Hope you're up on your vaccinations......

And Comraderess, word to the wise...... don't ask him to " show you the ropes ",
you may get more than you bargained for !

Pamalinski, it's not recommended that you ever fully grasp the ropes, since, as was cheerfully once put by Comrade Kruschev, the USSA is likely to sell you enough of them via their evil kapitalist system to hang them with, but...

Oh. Wait. Now where was I? My thoughts have become so progressive of late that I glory in their lack of actual meaning and just tend to float along blissfully in the fog of dialectic relativeness...

Oh. Damn, there I go again!

Wha?

Somebody go find our comrade a cot before he falls and hurts himself.

Don't fret about me, Comrades. Comrade Tovarich was an ESL (English as a second language) teacher in Japan. And, well, I don't understand English so good. Capiche?

ROCK wrote:My thoughts have become so progressive of late that I glory in their lack of actual meaning and just tend to float along blissfully in the fog of dialectic relativeness...

I'm so glad to see that you have toppled to the bliss of relativity. No, not Einstein's--that's quantifiable and therefore to be hated and spit on. This is Prog relativity, which is just a fancy way of saying that Realty Is What Comes Out Our Ass™.

This is why there can be no American exceptionalism, for it would conflict with prog exceptionalism, which is of course the highest principle in the universe. Even the Big Bang theory trembles with the rock-ribbed, stubborn belief in prog exceptionalism.

And anyway, the prog neck is properly tilted back and the eyes are always lowered. I happen to know that Lord O has to take Vicodin if he has to raise his eyes above waist level.

Looking up hurts him so. For he's the biggest prog of all.

Pamalinski, you are most kind in your remembrances; still I recall that you were nearly fully formed as a nasty bitch when you got here. That's 99% of proggery: knowing that you know everything and being willing to send people to their deaths to prove it.

And I am not kidding on this; the cure for weak liberalism is strong communism, which we are learning every day from Joe Biteme, Lord Obama, Nanski Peloski, and Dingy Harry. Oh, and the King of Adipose Tissue, Michael Moore.

And in the interests of full disclosure, I too know Comrade Tovarich. He's a nasty bastard too.

Pardon me, while I wipe my rheumy eyes. Ah, the joys of being a Senior, Made Prog. You get to see all the fry grow up and go out and destroy things that you could never do yourself and you're too entitled to admire.

They are nasty bastards, to be sure.

However, Theocritus.....

In my estimation, you represent the highest Socialist ideal of individual character,

for you are the quintessential "Mindless Bastard".

Oh, Krasnodar, I thank you. I thank you. I've done everything that I can to hone myself into the One, True Mindless Bastard. I care for nothing but procedure, unless it conflicts with my preferences, which of course rule.

The proles are nothing but grist for my regulation, and regulation can extend to, er, certain physical restraints. Sensitivity camps, anyone?

Did I miss a good time that had my name on it?

Tovarichi..... it's like I keep sayin'..... if you're gonn'a spend too much time up at Hippie Hollow, you're bound to miss somethin' important !

Speaking of which... what's the most popular cheap beer on Lake Travis nowadays ?

Tovarichi wrote:Did I miss a good time that had my name on it?

I believe Pamalinsky is referring to one Comrade Tovarich, another member who just happens to have a name similar to yours but who doesn't post as often--and, I might add, has never been whacked with my shovel.

Tovarichi, you did indeed miss a good time with your name on it. Or rather you did not miss it; you just don't remember it. That's the problem when Bruno starts acting as barkeep. Mix the cubic zirconium and plastic jewels with a visit from Michael Finn and you can have a really good time, and not be aware that you have done so.

Please believe me that you had a good time. Why, I seem to have pictures of you having a good time.

Call me and we'll discuss the financing of those pictures.

Great Stalin's Ghost, Theocritus !

Are you out of your Made Prog mind ?!!!

" Financing " is a blatant capitalist concept ! Perhaps you simply " misspoke ", yes ? That must be it... that explanation certainly works well in D.C. nowadays.

" Now comrade, perhaps the term " re-distribution of funds " would be much more suitable for posting here ...." , he said, slightly lifting the barrel of his AK-47.

To quote a famous philosopher : " Get it ? "

Er, Krasnodar, I have been meaning to speak to you about your "financing." Financing means money coming to me. That does not mean that I have to earn it. It only means that you have decided that it is less painful to pay me an amount of money than have Bruno, oh, have some fun with pictures or videos or tape recordings.

Poor Pupovich; he didn't believe me about the pain. And where has he been lately? Insofar as the literature shows, embarrassment has killed no one yet.

So when I said "financing" I was not not talking about a customary financial instrument regulated by the Uniform Commercial Code.

I was merely displaying another facet of my endless mindless bastardy.

Father Prog Theo, you are so right about Comrade Tovarich. He truly IS the nastiest bastard I have ever come across. Well, heh, heh, except for you! He is quite spectacular in his nastiness. The man of my dreams! It's so much easier to be awful now. What a relief! I can only hope I've made you proud.
And Pinkie, thank you so much for setting Tovarichi straight. Poor guy. Sounds like he could use some companionship. Psssst, I think he likes you.

Oh. My. Stalin. Do I detect our distaff progs engaged in match-making? I blush to refer to https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t3762.html The Prog That Will Come in which Jodin Morey tries to fertilize Janeane Gawdawfulho but I'll do it anyway, since I'm an even nastier, mindless bastard than Tovarich is. This is to say that we need to have Prog eugenics, just as Hitler had youth camps. And just as the East Germans gave sex changes to boy gymnasts.

You know, one of these days, I might rise to the level of mindless bastardy, theft, corruption and sheer industrial-strength lying which would let me enter Rahm Emanuel's house by the front door.

For Godfather Rahm , being a bastard isn't an attitude........ it's an art !

Krasnodar, the problem with the Prog Arts is that they really are a Weltanschauung. We are at the conjunction of arrogance, hubris, entitlement, and willful self-blindness.

The most important thing is to never let reality get between you and being a Mindless Bastard. Because you're a prog, and you're entitled.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Tovarichi wrote:Did I miss a good time that had my name on it?

I believe Pamalinsky is referring to one Comrade Tovarich, another member who just happens to have a name similar to yours but who doesn't post as often--and, I might add, has never been whacked with my shovel.

Poor slob--doesn't know what he's missing. Nothing sets the tone for the weekend like a good whacking from Pinkie's shovel of gold, light, and truth... I'll keep watching for my invitation to the Party parties...I think the teabagger mail carrier is confiscating them for his own uses, even though he is a member of the union.

I seem to keep NOT being invited to the parties. I know this to be an error.

Father Prog Theocritus,
In addressing your comment which includes my "listing to one side" after having my Jifi-Lobo™, I know you're doing some major research here and I want to help, but, "listing to one side" only happens when I'm wearing one of those awful wrap-around shawls (I don't wear them anymore because of this "listing" thing). Actually, I never wore them.

I've had many gay friends in my life who loved me for who I am. At least I thought they did. Found out when things were "pinched" they didn't, after all. Found the same with heteros! Go figure!

When things get tough, you can count your friends on one hand. If you're lucky. I've been very lucky!

You know, Father Prog, that thing about "financing" that you expertly "parsed." It is amazing how you get away with this. I mean, everyone knows you are a Jifi-Lobo™ tycoon. And yet, you get away with the most scurrilous financial shenanigans. I am in awe!

Tovarichi wrote:I seem to keep NOT being invited to the parties. I know this to be an error.

Have you thought that there might be a time to sit quietly, unnoticed, in the corner lest you attract unwelcome attention?

Pamalinski, thank you for your praise of my financial acumen. I must say though that I studied at the feet of Baby Barry Bama. (Is there any way to be around him except at his feet? PBUH!)

Just what do you think that "community organizing" details? Voter fraud, intimidation, union thuggery, falsifying of accounts, defalcation of money, and wholesale, two-fisted lying three shifts a day.

I learned the thrill of having goons threaten people but nothing really does more for me than taking everything that I can and telling the poor sot that if he resents it, he's "selfish" and "evil," and he ought to pay more because of his attitude.

Because as you know, the progs who say, "I'm rich! Tax me more!" have you may be sure their own tax loopholes descried with the accountants and lawyers to make sure that they do not indeed pay more.

Tovarichi,You will always be invited to my parties! If your avatar is any indication of your persona, which I suspect it is, then you should know that we need cute guys like you! Holidays are comin' up! BTW, I second Father Prog Theocritus' recommendation!

Tovarichi, I know it's an honor to be whacked by Pinkie's shovel, but there comes a time that the contrecoup injuries on your head cause trouble. That's if you've regularly had your times at Jiffy-Lobo™.

That can be hard on one, you know. How do you think that Nanski Peloski got to be the raving prog that she is? It wasn't all long botox needles, I promise you.

It HAD to be the Botox!!! Jiffy Lobo is SAFE they said! It cannot be true...

Tovarichi, Jiffy-Lobo™ is safe. You have the word of a the Madest of Made Progs about that. It's safe. Really safe. Relax, sit back and enjoy.

By the way, one of our services is to help you with the little, uh, difficulties. If you've been having some really difficult cognitive dissonance, say in reconciling the Religion with Peace with weaponizing Downs syndrome women to blow up and kill Jews, or in wrapping your head around that changey-hopey thing, you may need the Spa Treatment.

It's luxurious. Very luxurious. When we go up into the prefrontal lobes, we insert the finest of blades between your eyelid and the eye, and--here's where it's good--it's a clean blade! We've had no cases of sluggish schizophrenia from this procedure, and it's done a right good job in helping the population in the Black Dolphin Prison in Russia.

But of course there are side effects. For safekeeping, please write down the dosages of all medicines that you take, and also the usernames and passwords to everything which might be of importance to you later.

We would hate it if you lost any good data.

Oh, be sure to write down the CCV numbers from your credit cards too.

That's our Father Prog Theo.............. seeking to claim those things that should be rightfully his from others, who mistakenly thought " they owned it because they bought it." Poor saps !

And Tovarichi... if you see this, you still didn't get me the name of the most popular
cheap beer up on Lake.

Lone Star, the Soviet Socialist National Beer of Texasistan

Most importantly........... Alcohol is the lubricant of socialism :p

I liked Sammy Davis, Jr. , especially dressed in the judge's robe.

Never seen Sammy in a judge's robe. Did you mean this?

Is it any wonder that in the Mother Country, in bad times, the male life expectancy kept dropping and dropping into the 50s, because of all that socialist lubricant? As I recall, Gucci Gorbi increased vodka prices to try to cut down on the mortality.

But dear vodka. Such a pain reliever. Self-medication. Anesthesia.

Pamalinski........no doubt you don't remember 1968.

Krasnodar wrote:Pamalinski........no doubt you don't remember 1968.

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Actually, I do remember it! Did forget it, though! "Here come the judge", etc., etc.! Yeah! That's it! Repetition always works for some folks.

Krasnodar wrote:" Ive got it, guys....."

To Pamalinski,

Most attributes of the People's Cube do take some getting used to.
( The concept of " easy-to-use " is so capitalistic .....)

This is most certainly the case for our State - designed & operated commentary machine.

In the answering of your previous question,
Here's what to do about your " paragraph problem " in Ten Easy Steps .

1. Make sure you've checked in with our beloved Stalin by logging in.
That's Red Square's way of " assuring us that we of the Collective are being watched out for.
How kind of him to do so. What a guy !

2. You need to ask yourself " What kind of post am I going to write ? Something quick and basic, or something that dresses up, putting on articles of materialistic embellishment ?
You know.... colors, bold type and the like.

3. If it is the simple way, the paragraphs take care of themselves ( like in most of the civilized world on regular word processing programs ). No worries.

4. However, fancy comes at a price. If you insist on going down the Yellow Brick Road,
you must click on the " editor for the rich " bar.
( WARNING ) Once you do this, your not in Kansas anymore.

5. First of all, don't be tempted by all the gee-gaws before first taking care of business.Click on the" POOR TEXT " bar and finish typing your post. This sets the paragraphs within the mind of this infernal program.

6. When you are satisfied after reading it and proofing it for grammar, spelling and composition errors ( You were trying to break that nasty habit of not doing so.... Am I not correct, Comrade Pamalinski ?) Click on the " RICH TEXT " bar.

7. Modify you post to your heart's content. The paragraphs stay put.You will avoid the aggravation of seeing blocky structure and unremarkable graphics.

8. Press "preview" to see how you're finish copy will look.

9.If you are satisfied, press " submit " so that we all may gaze upon it, looking for faults and rating for ourselves, your relevancy and cleverness.

10. Thank Dear Leader and the Party for being able to do any of this !

And your done.

See 'ya.

Krasnodar
Vagabound of the outer parts , spirits distiller and part-time ordinance delivery specialist.

Ever tried the up arrow on the Left ™ side of keyboard (same key to Capitalize Letters) and the return key simultaneously to get Paragraph Spacing?


Such as this? In Rich Text ™, Even!

Who sent you here to disrupt matters of internal discourse at the Cube ? Well ?

Were they capitalists ?

So, " Market Garden "...... sorry..... " Grilled ".......

Have you not learned by now that efficiency is a concept used by your suspected overlords to generate more capital by eliminating waste ? This practice cannot be allowed !

Progressives live and thrive on government waste !

Case in point : Your simple suggestion involving the generation of paragraphs within "Rich Text tm" is a good idea. But " good ideas" have no place within a socialist system.
Making things cumbersome and overly-complicated appeals to our need of justification for our own existence. Doing so provides us the illusion of self-fulfillment and most importantly, places us in a position of power and control over those who we deem " less equal" than ourselves.

Krasnodar wrote:Who sent you here to disrupt matters of internal discourse at the Cube ? .

1. Do you REALLY want the Truthful answer to that question?
[hide=][/hide] 2. Just us here
3. Refer to 1. Rinse and Repeat

Comrade Krasnodar,
Pardon my interruption, but how does one Properly Hide a line within this context... I Want to make a mustachio man thingy....can you help?

Rich Text, top row, the strike-thru is grouped with bold, underline and italics controls.

BTW: The Collective still wants to know who you're working for.

Perhaps someone has enlisted your services to learn of matters involving our advanced tractor maintenance technologies...........




Can't say that I blame them........We are decades ahead of the west !

This one was in our May Day parade last year. A beautiful machine, no ?

Krasnodar wrote:Rich Text, top row, the strike-thru is grouped with bold, underline and italics controls.

BTW: The Collective still wants to know who you're working for.

....And here I thought that all The Most Equals of equals had gotten The Memo....... how else could a kulak sans culottes such as i know anything of Concern.

Well, if you 're not working for anyone, that probably means you are an Occupier !

( What does this have to do with Sammy Davis, Jr. ? )

Krasnodar wrote:Well, if you 're not working for anyone, that probably means you are an Occupier !

( What does this have to do with Sammy Davis, Jr. ? )

iOccupy, is this the charge?
iCan Live with that!
MERRY CHRISTMASS

I denounce all of you for using the Rich People's Editor. I do not use the Rich People's Editor. THat is an editor which doesn't fit me, because i'm a humble prog. Nearly all of the 12,000 square feet in the Rancho are used to store things for the Kollective. And no matter what you have heard, they are in good hands here. Do not however mention to Meow Punchenko that I've built some new rooms. He'll want to know what's in them.

So very obviously the Rich People's Editor is not for me. I use the Poor People's Editor. I would never think to consume more processing power than I needed.

I learned this from thinking about my thinking many years ago.

Market_Grilled,

I am waiting, with great anticipation, for your avatar. No pressure here you understand. You have written some interesting stuff so, well, that's why I say this.

p.s.: so sorry to "poke" you this way. In your own good time, Market_Grilled, in your own good time. I say this to encourage you. ; • )

How I would love to be, umm, "poked" by Pamalinsky! Wait. That doesn't seem right. Ah well, you get the gist of my drift of my thought. And here she "pokes" an avatar-less (and yet quite equal) cube member before me.

Sigh... And a pinch on Pamalinsky's posterior.

Followed immediately by ducking :)