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Public officials in San Francisco have decided to use the pandemic to justify housing homeless in hotels and delivering booze and drugs to them.


If you ever wanted a reason to never visit San Francisco or try one of its overpriced hotels again, here you go.

San Francisco's health department confirmed Wednesday that the city was administering alcohol, tobacco, medical cannabis and other substances in an effort to prevent a handful of people quarantined or isolating in city-leased hotels from going outside to get the substances themselves.

Compared to the San Fran Chronicle, the Ministry of Information in 1984 was the soul of clarity and meaning.

What the Chronicle means is that junkies are getting deliveries of drugs, ciggies, and booze while staying in hotels. They're not being "administered" to them unless there's a doctor or a nurse carefully dosing booze into a cup for them.

Meanwhile, if you're a small business owner who wants to open up or if you want to play a game of basketball with your neighbors, the health department won't be bringing you free drugs. That's reserved for the criminal population. And the only free hotel room you'll get will be a stone hotel.

And I have to get my drugs the old fashion way. At the local elementary school. Oh wait... Those are closed too...

Is Nanski going to provide them with ice cream as well? It seems only fair.

Waitress, I'll take a room and a double gin and tonic. I'd also like to see the wine list.