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Sanders | Warren 2020

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Sanders and Warren in 2020 is the best solution for the failure of Capitalism in America. Kinder, gentler gulags and rubber bullet executions with the softest, gentlest rubber bullets.

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Others who will make up Team Sanders include the future Economics Minister and official barmaid, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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Others who will make up Team Sanders include the future Economics Minister and official barmaid, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Occasionally-Coherent *always* gets my drink order wrong!What is so difficult about 'no ice'? I thought that was her campaign slogan!


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Comrades,

To think of it. If the Honorable Congresswoman had continued in her scientific studies in the Bio Division, she could have been accepted into the Академии наук СССР (Academy of Sciences.) She could have completed her work at Биопрепарат (Biopreparat) on ideologically correct scientific matters of the Revolution. She could have been awarded Геро́й Социалисти́ческого Труда́ (Hero of Socilaist Labor.)

But we would have lost a good bartender and leader of Democratic Scocialists.

Instead, Слава ленину, she chose the path that lead her to bring the

The Glorious world of next Tuesday™

closer to our corrupt state. Serving beet vodka and other truly hard seltzers, without ICE, to young students and useful progressives has honed her skills and propelled her into the leadership of the Democratic Socialists. As soon as The Party gains total control of the government (after the Democratic Socialists get elected and bring the ultimate protectors of The Party into power to eliminate democracy to protect The Party's revolution) we should look into posthumously awarding Геро́й Социалисти́ческого Труда́ to many of the useful idiots that got us there.


“Damnit, I said NO ICE, NO ICE!”

Excuse me, I must train a new bartender.

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Last edited by Red Square on 3/1/2020, 8:44 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: 3 am, and Stalin knocking at door for more vodka



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Who knows... it could be Sanders/Buttplug...

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Evil Smiley wrote: Who knows... it could be Sanders/Buttplug...

I think Plugs has bought that Plug.

Comrade Bern needs a good triggerman like Che for the purge after the revolution.

We need to expand our mind. We need to widen our search.

New Blood

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Or Proven Performers

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Can we reanimate Che's corpse for Bernie? They did it with Hillary's, and are trying to do it with Biden's corpse.


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Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:
Evil Smiley wrote: Who knows... it could be Sanders/Buttplug...

I think Plugs has bought that Plug.

Comrade Bern needs a good triggerman like Che for the purge after the revolution.

We need to expand our mind. We need to widen our search.

New Blood

TopTen.jpg


Or Proven Performers

Weather_Underground_logo.jpg


Can we reanimate Che's corpse for Bernie? They did it with Hillary's, and are trying to do it with Biden's corpse.


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C2GM,
Don't forget those great REAL Amerikkkans, the MS-13 Dreamers. Any one of them could get the job done.

'pelipsky


 
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