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Sarah Palin Cartoon Collection

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This came to our desk via chain mail. All 17 of them, forwarded by our special agent Irony Curtain who infiltrated the enemy lines behind the Iro... uh... in the non-socialist sector.

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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

AND ON A QUASI-RELATED NOTE ( ABC Interview), WE NEED TO TAKE UP A COLLECTION AND SEND CHARLIE GIBSON THE SARTRE-DE BEAUVOIR DICTIONARY SO THAT HE MAY LEARN THE ACTUAL DEFINITION OF THE WORD, "EXISTENTIAL."
( I.E., HIS REPEATED QUESTIONS TO PALIN ABOUT WHETHER SHE THOUGHT IRAN IS AN "EXISTENTIAL" THREAT TO THE U.S. )

GLAD HE'S UP ON HIS "BUSH-DOCTRINE" THOUGH. NOT.


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After witnessing this decadent display of capitalist propaganda, I must submit myself for re-education.

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Boris Spastic wrote:After witnessing this decadent display of capitalist propaganda, I must submit myself for re-education.

Excellent! Tune in to CNN or MSNBC any evening (they will enjoy having some new viewers!)

Comrades: Please do not turn me in after the shameless capitalistic backsliding demonstrated in my outburst above. I have already been allowed to attend tolerance-training-- I mean re-education camp --once. I fear that I will be put UNDER the gulag should I be outed for making such criminal statements.

I take full responsibility for my mistake, and as penance, I promise to spend the rest of the weekend putting scarlet red lipstick on as many capitalist pigs as will sit still long enough.

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I am checking myself into the People's Intitute for Socialist Science (PISS) Monday morning to have Dr. Gno perform an Invasive Quadri-Lobal Lobotomy. That or we sit in his office and drown ourselves in vodka until these images are washed from my memory...

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Red Rum, personally I think that Charlie Gibson may, quite by accident of course, actually been using "existential" right. For Iraq has become the meaning that our comrades in the media have found for their lives. Until Iraq came along they were sneering at the naming of the Bush dogs, but they have found Meaning in Baghdad.

Although Mr. Gibson probably had no idea what he was talking about. That's his charm. He smiles so nicely when he has no idea what he's talking about. Now compare that to Katie Couric, who doesn't smile nicely when she doesn't know what she's talking about which means that she's never smiled nicely since the burped as a toddler.

Out here on the Left Coast, the dominant newspaper in Oregon, "The (Wh)Oregonian" decided to run the cartoon of Obama in the baby carriage. It was an outrage and shows the depth of depravity the Neo-Cons will lower themselves to.

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Zarkof, you mean <i>The Oregonian</i> did that? And today at luncheon I heard that McSame is winning in Ohio. Also that the Chosen One's internal polls, which are unique in that they have no need of spinning, are causing the Chosen One worry.

How could this be? Hillary! Our Empress! Come back and rescue us!

Yes, Commissar Theocritus, it was The Oregonian. Even some of the Liberal newpapers are spreading propoganda for the KKKonservatives! I saw it in the Editorial section a week or so ago.

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And there is something else worrisome. In 1993 I saw commercials with female actors who were meant to look like Our Many Titted Empress. I don't know why but they didn't take off. But if you watch the television there is a rash of commercials with women with the eyeglasses of the Saracuda. Thursday I was having my glasses adjusted and there was a woman picking up her new glasses--of that same style.

Heaven help us. Soon people will be buying guns!

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In an effort to understand the enemy, one of Sun Tsu's tenents in his classic Art of War, I went out Saturday and bought a gun. I have spent the weekend clinging to it, along with some religious printed materials.

I cannot say this has enlightened me any, but I must say I like packin'!

General Mousey-Tongue,

It's true that one must thoroughly understand one's enemy in order to defeat them. Your insight will be needed in the upcoming struggle to subdue the KKKonservative Neo-Cons after His Excellency is sworn in as POTUS.

Will you be refraining from catnip while you're target shooting your new weapon?

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Komrade Zarkof wrote:General Mousey-Tongue,

It's true that one must thoroughly understand one's enemy in order to defeat them. Your insight will be needed in the upcoming struggle to subdue the KKKonservative Neo-Cons after His Excellency is sworn in as POTUS.

[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Will you be refraining from catnip while you're target shooting your new weapon?[/HIGHLIGHT]

Mousey is drinking Party Vodka like everyone else...catnip especially for 1 comrade and not all is verboten...duh!

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Comrade Private Pravda, the word "verboten" is from fascist German language. For using such word, I denounce you.

Please take your shovel to the train station immediately. Be glad you are only to dig potatoes and not off to re-education camp.

Duh!


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What kind of gun is that?

Phaser?

Laser?

Death Ray?

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looks like something Duke Nukem would pack...

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If only the new game would come out....

It's taking Forever.

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Stalin for Time wrote:Comrade Private Pravda, the word "verboten" is from fascist German language. For using such word, I denounce you.

Please take your shovel to the train station immediately. Be glad you are only to dig potatoes and not off to re-education camp.

Duh!

I would exercise caution, comrade "new guy"...the black mariah will pass up my ditch and stop at yours, I guarantee that.

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Premier Betty wrote:If only the new game would come out....

It's taking Forever.

ya no shit #1 vaporware of all time...the trailer looks awesome; come on GT! We've been waiting since you cancelled the Q2 engine release!!!!

Throw us a frickin' bone, here!

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I used to think Valve was bad, but when I learned about this game... I was enlightened.


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Unfortunately I was deprived of videogames as a child. My parents would never allow me to get any kind of video games until I was in 8th grade. It wasn't until after that did I get a PS2 and become a gamer. Now I have to live with the horrors of knowing that I have never played the classic games that define what gaming is today.

That's why I joined the Party. They will give me what I want so that I don't feel left out.


 
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