Woman-Bear-Pig-Americans have banded together to denounce Sarah Palin and her ongoing onslaught to snuff out healthcare, living-wages, food from the mouths of babes, choice, etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum.



Oh, and Sarah Palin hunts Woman-Bear-Pig-Americans from a helicopter. A helicopter! Shame on you, Sarah Palin -- oh, and you don't speak for me!

::PEOPLE'S POLL ADDED::

OH Please, pardon! I inadvertently threw up all over your nice clean blog floor!

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Yes, well, that is a most interesting video, comrade. Do you think Gov. Sarah shot one of these women- type- mom creatures?? Is there a head, on the wall, some where, mourning for baby bears???

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umm, I think I should go home and lay down before another hurling attack ascends................

Woman-Bear-Pig-Americans understand that being part of the collective is the best way to protect their young (at least the ones that they don't eat before they are born). Thank you for sharing this previously unknown demographic for us to exploit, Chairman.

Absolutely!

Mama Grizzlies's cubs MUST have the right to murder THEIR own cubs! (The right to choose.)

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Am I the only one to spot the moronic irony here? We will fight when our children is threatened, especially when our children's "right" to threaten their own unborn children is threatened?

Obamugabe, you can't confront the liberal mindset with logic and reason. Of course, the biggest "threat" to their kiddies (and every other woman) is being murdered before they have a chance to live.... but of course, progs can't fathom that sort of "logic think". It's there (non-existent) 'right' to murder that they care about.

Perhaps they should put out a cute children's book like "Why Mommy is a Bear."

$.$. Halliburton wrote:Perhaps they should put out a cute children's book like "Why Mommy is a Bear."

Or "Why Mommy had you aborted"

Obamugabe wrote:

$.$. Halliburton wrote:Perhaps they should put out a cute children's book like "Why Mommy is a Bear."

Or "Why Mommy had you aborted"

Or "Why your lucky brother got aborted..."

"Why your future whore of a sister was aborted at the same time I threw out the father-to-be boyfriend"

nah, the title is too long.

I am a bit confused about the poll. There were 7 choices and we were given 7 choices to vote... were we not required to vote for all 7. Some did not vote for all 7. My head hurts... I just can't seem to get the hang of this collective thingy.

Re the video - it is good medicine for the heart... that is the rolling on the floor laughing funniest thing ever and the prospective dead cubs are just proof of the equality of outcomes that can be expected by next Tuesday.

I want to be an "entertainment lawyer". :-(


Comrade Darski: You can vote for all options so long as they are all Party-approved options. Voting multiple times for multiple Party-approved choices is a good thing, comrade! Vote early, vote often, and denounce the white racist all around you.

Dearest Comrade Blue Bird of Happiness,

Why is your avatar of John Edwards covered in smurf sperm? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Mr. Punchenko, seeing as how my career in politics has questionable relevance today, I am hoping that by making myself blue I will stand out more among our people.

And it is not smurf sperm. Contrary to popular thought (which should be a crime in itself), smurf sperm is a light brown with yellow polka dots. What I wear on my face is the non-oxygenated blood of aborted inner city fetii. It makes me happy.

Oh lord, I lost it when they started growling and such. I also laugh at what they are, just to name a few: therapist, teacher, lawyer. Gee, no wonder you are in this video.

. . . oh look who just showed up!

They breed! I'm going to find woman-bear-pigs and save the world, and I'm super serial!

Went to the Emily's List You Tube page. Lol!!! The comments! You damn commies are all the same. Anybody that disagrees with you damn commies gets th

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One down, three to go...

Not that I want to be judgmental or anything, but...

If a woman expects her daughter to have abortions, while she herself "hibernates" with whoever she wants and counts on the government for sustenance, isn't she by definition THE OPPOSITE of a grizzly mom? Junkyard dogs - maybe. But not grizzlies.

And if you dress up like Ewoks and claim to be something you're not, don't get upset if you get owned by Sarah and your stuffed heads decorate her wall.

You don't speak for me Sarah Palin!!!!(*spit*) Comrade togocats does:

Hey! Why are the white Ewoks smeared in black face???????? Look at the video again and ask why are the WHITE Ewoks smeared. in. black. face??? I'm detecting some racism, comrades. Fire up the Memenator -- Emily's List has been infiltrated by RACIST!

The video had some very good points. Most striking was their support for Federal Funding For Our Schools. This is so important because otherwise we would have to pay for our own schools at the local level and we just can't afford it right now. Federal money is much needed and it doesn't cost us anything (which is very nice). People need to think a little.

Isn't killing murdering a woman- bear- pig the same as killing a woman? Have the police, or err, PETA been informed? We have the evidence in front of us. Are there arrests to be made?!

When I first saw Sarah Palin's Mama Grizzly video, I wondered how long it would take the Left to come up with their own lame version a la Coffee Party, and what animal they'd use to counteract the bear. Trouble is, there aren't too many animals out there that can win a fight with a bear.

Oh, maybe lions or tigers--but they're specially protected species and not even vegetarians.

Certain other animals might be able to outrun a bear and thus escape her, but that doesn't look too good either from a PR standpoint.

A herd of elephants can always stomp on the bears, but unfortunately for the Left, they're . . . elephants.

This video is the best they can do. I predict this will go the way of the Coffee Party and Air America, and a lot quicker.

Real Mama Grizzlies look after their cubs and protect them from predators without relying on the government. Feminist grizzlies think the predators are entitled to the same rights and protections as the grizzlies themselves, but if the predators hurt their cubs, they turn to the government to fix their cub's owie and then blame the Mama Grizzlies for creating a society that breeds and drives the predators to do whatever they do.


Honestly, I don't know how these people can believe in evolution and claim to be in touch with nature on one hand, while advocating big government on the other. They totally contradict each other.

A herd of elephants can always stomp on the bears, but unfortunately for the Left, they're . . . elephants.

I would imagine they'd stomp on a herd of donkey, if they appeared threatening. Sure would like a video of that.

Sadly, for the lib women, they are the predators thanks to their Marxist agitating professors and just don't realize it. Teaching boy children to play with dolls, banning toy plastic guns, we've raised at least one generation of males and females who think abortion is an acceptable form of birth control (so Johnny & June can play away), not opening doors for 'ladies' who don't want to be referred to as 'ladies' anymore, nor 'Ma'm', nor 'Chicks', or 'Girls' -- BECAUSE THEY'RE PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DAMMIT, and that it's OK for the girl to pay because she wants to be Equal™.

My Granddad would roll over in his grave.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Honestly, I don't know how these people can believe in evolution and claim to be in touch with nature on one hand, while advocating big government on the other. They totally contradict each other.

Lacking reason does that to a person.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:

A herd of elephants can always stomp on the bears, but unfortunately for the Left, they're . . . elephants.

I would imagine they'd stomp on a herd of donkey, if they appeared threatening. Sure would like a video of that.

Sadly, for the lib women, they are the predictors and just don't realize it. Teaching boy children to play with dolls, banning toy plastic guns, we've raised at least one generation of males who think abortion is acceptable as birth control (so Johnny & June can play away), not opening doors for 'ladies' and that's it's OK for the girl to pay.

My granddad would roll over in his grave.

You can't make women better by bringing down the men.

I like the new burka fashion in video. At least now the womens can be for seeing where they are walking.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: and what animal they'd use to counteract the bear.

Sasquatch - maybe?

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
My granddad would roll over in his grave.

What a fantastic source of renewable energy! Instead of necro-voters we have necro-generators.

We'll link him to a generator and power Harare for free!

Amandla!

Obamugabe

ah ha, I see you still have your thinking cap on, Comrade Obam (which sounds so familiar of dear Leader!). An idea worth investigating!

How about this headline?

Keep them spinning: Democrats propose to utilize rolling-over-in-their-graves Founders as new source of renewable energy

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I like the new burka fashion in video. At least now the womens can be for seeing where they are walking.

Not to mention facial hair.

I'm a little behind on this, and as you know I haven't figured out how to play my part in the glorious whatever, but if you are concerned about grizzly bears and how to survive a date with a grizzly, please consider the following bear safety books:


Bear Safety Books

If you travel in bear country consider purchasing these illustrated books.

Book One has pictures of attractive bear females and is scented with the same chemicals that are produced during mating season. You make your escape while the bear is thumbing through the book, which has an ingenious center-fold that is difficult to completely unfold. Caution use only with male bears. If you are not sure, also purchase Book Two.

Book Two has pictures of cute cubs which the female bear cannot resist cooing over. Again, make your escape while the bear is engrossed in looking at the pictures.

All our books are printed on recycled paper originally used by ninety year old indigenous women living in a rain forest, who only used the paper on Sundays, to clean between their toes after walking through the wet-lands. They are also biodegradable, earth friendly, and don't exhale carbon dioxide like people do. Be safe and get yours today, only $19.99 each, plus s&h.

Since not all comrades may be able to afford the hefty price tag of these Bear Books, I propose a modest usage tax (no more than 87%) on all non-green energy sources to provide a pool of funds that will be used to provide these books to disadvanted inner city dwellers.

Comrade Ivan you are absolutely correct in pointing to the needs of the disadvantaged inner city dwellers over the needs of commissars who can afford to vacation in bear country. So I came upon the green condom idea, so to speak.

Much inner city energy is spent filling condoms, so if they were green they could be subsidized by the greater good and satisfy both the disadvantaged and the over-advantaged. The green would come from a mix of lubricant and resistive material such that it could be numbered to accommodate different strokes for different folks. Even the commissars may stand in line for some of these.

Dear Lenin in Socialist Paradise! The Chairman is back! Er Chairman...disregard any perhaps unProgressive comments I may have accidentally allowed to be hacked into any of my posts. I am of course as pleased as can be to see you are back, healthy, wealthy, and wise. As you know, I have always been your firmest supporter, and have been behind you for as long as I can recall.