Comrades, last night I posted the following:
  Within two hours, this headline was published:


(Lest there be any confusion, my commentary continues below)

Few places in the world can match the Orwellian lunacy of the United Kingdom, which has degraded from the British Empire to the United Kingdom to the Politically Correct Nanny State of National Self-Destructive Leftist-Apologist Population-Replacing Speech Censors and Rape-Gang Protectors. 
 
Nothing done by or in the U.K. surprises us anymore as it doles out absurdity after absurdity almost as rapidly as it doles out concessions to the ever-increasing number of foreign migrants conquering it, but banning cats really takes the cake…at least according to Edinburgh resident Doug MacLaws.

 

Why do some Scots want to ban cats? One might expect a reasonable motive, like fomenting a mass exodus of wine-drinking single feminist women, but no…the ban is intended to save birds and bats from being murdered by roving cats. Can it be that wine-drinking single feminist birdwatchers are behind the ban? Such cattiness among Scottish Karens is unlikely. Environmentallyretardedness is far more likely.
 
Those supporting the cat ban have yet to prove that cats are more responsible for killing birds than the myriad of ecotarded windmills that deface the Scottish countryside. Neither have they proven that cats are murdering bats, who seldom land on ground and sleep hanging from cave ceilings, attic rafters and other inaccessible places.
 
Now, I like all manner of domestic pests although I am not currently owned by any cat. Personally, my philosophy is “Feet that have touched the litter box shall never touch mine (floors, or mine kitchen counter, or mine bedding, or mine lap, etc.)," so it’s not as if I hate cats. I don’t. I’m just allergic to them. 
 
Moreover, I don’t think cats are demons sent by Satan. I never fantasize about collecting cats in a sack and chucking it into a river; or dropping a cat into a big, steep pot of boiling water; or tossing a cat on a bonfire; or dabbing a booger on the base of a cats's tail (that really makes them crazy)…no, not me. Those are all things Europeans did in the 14th Century that initiated the proliferation of rodents who bore the fleas that facilitated the spread of the Bubonic Plague that wiped out 25 to 50 million people.
 
The Black Death was an unintended consequence of making cats scapegoats for human failings. Today,  in Scotland, the unintended consequence of making cats scapegoats is already known: its lawmakers can now assuredly be described as dopey wokesters.   

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... p-cats-as/

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Maybe it is just the cats living under the spinning blades of the giant bird blenders power generation windmills that should be eliminated?  After a minimum of interweb sleuthing I managed to discover some avian enthusiast sites that laid out a timeline for the recent bird decline in the UK.  Apparently bird watching is a big deal over there.  The Brits really like "spotting" things.  Polka dot fetish?  I digress.

I was also able to access data regarding the installation of "wind farms" (don't get me started) in the UK.  There is a correlation between the installation of windmills and the decline in bird populations.  I know this isn't enough, so I will add some anecdotal "evidence" to the mix. 

A friend from early adulthood owns a large tract of flat grassland out in the middle of nowhere Kansas.  About 25 years ago he was talked into entering into a wind farm lease.  He missed out on the cell tower lease craze and thought this might be just as good.  The wind farm operator convinced him that once the windmills were in place, he could graze cattle on the land.  Kind of a double dip for my friend.  Get "wind money" and raise cattle.  He soon discovered that cattle don't like the sound the windmills make.  The cattle did not thrive.  So he tried other grazing animals.  Nothing worked out.  I think they grow the corn that is made into a really bad gasoline substitute now.  To finally get to the germane part, he did say that from the first day of operation, the windmills were producing a bumper crop of dead birds under the rotating blades. 

What I and my formerly cattle ranching friend never realized is that the windmills must attract Scottish cats.  They must be hanging around the windmills killing all the birds.  The Brits would catch on to this quicker than us because they are closer to the Scottish cat problem. 

Obviously the problem is the Scottish cats that are attracted to the windmills. 

Connecting random dots in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon (not related to the Atlantic salmon caught in Scotland)

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

2/4/2025, 4:06 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Maybe it is just the cats living under the spinning blades of the giant bird blenders power generation windmills that should be eliminated?  After a minimum of interweb sleuthing I managed to discover some avian enthusiast sites that laid out a timeline for the recent bird decline in the UK.  Apparently bird watching is a big deal over there.  The Brits really like "spotting" things.  Polka dot fetish?  I digress.

Comrade, your investigations reveal some important aspects of this farce.

If windmills kill birds, they most likely kill bats, too, who use echolocation to navigate in darkness. Cats would no doubt happily gnaw at their carcasses and unwittingly get the rap for murder (and rabies, too).

Brits are indeed big on bird watching and train spotting. As a matter of fact, they're quite the voyeurs, with many of their politicians taking a perverse delight in watching their nation succumb to the invading heathen hordes, their girls raped and pimped, their citizens stabbed with knives and hacked with machetes, their every street surveilled by cameras, their pubs filled with informers to rat out "hate speech," their jails holding people who silently pray outside abortion clinics…the list goes on and on.

Well the political pendulum swings both left and right, and the Current Truth™ is the pendulum is about to knock the piss out of the Left. With any luck, the UK will take a hint from the USSA and begin a big, fat purge followed by adoption of an actual Constitution that guarantees the same rights we enjoy, such as free speech, which the UK and Canada have never had.


Good work, RS.
  
 

The Jackalope of Texazistan just received a Laika Desk Telex stating Scottish Catalopes of the Highlands are organizing according to clans to defend their urban polled cat family members.


Catalopes from the MacTabbyish, MacKittenich, and Glenjerry Clans are doing more than simply meowing to themselves. Not good enough! Scottish Highland Catalopes are known for being taxidermist bred fighters for the freedom to simply be themselves. Scottish Windmills have met their match on the agricultural fields when under assault by Highland Special Force Catalopes. "Dead birds will fly!" declared Catlain MacTabbyish. "Knocking the piss out of The Current Truth™ that polled urban felines must be banned is just The Party™ a Scottish Highland Catalope was created to crash. We're getting dressed for the occasion, so don't be surprised when we show up and make haggis out of the entire Scottish Legislature."

End of Laika Telex ///////////////////////////

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Can the Coos join in?  Asking for a friend…

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

2/5/2025, 11:20 am

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Can the Coos join in?  Asking for a friend…

Red Salmon

It's already happening...according to the jackalope's unnamed sources within the Scottish Highland Catalope Clans.



Scotland's urban polled cats will be free, and the Scottish Legislature can do the thing of sticking their heads somewhere while begging forgiveness from all the felines they have slandered in this windmill bird killing calumny.

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

2/4/2025, 4:06 pm

"...cats living under the spinning blades..."

Spinning blades indeed.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/0 ... ort-finds/

 

Why not just import Haitians? Fewer cats and more migrants.  Win win!

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 8:55 am

Why not just import Haitians? Fewer cats and more migrants.  Win win!

You and the jackalope, Panem. We’re not taking our crazy pills, anymore. We see clearly through the apocalypse of insanity.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 8:55 am

Why not just import Haitians? Fewer cats and more migrants.  Win win!

Anything would improve British cuisine, even cats, and every cat in Britain would have been eaten by now if the Brits understood that. But imported Haitians would also be eating Britain's sacred birds (Robins, Great Tits, Norwegian Parrots, Pigeons and the majestic Budgies) and Brits would never stand for that.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 10:29 am

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 8:55 am

Why not just import Haitians? Fewer cats and more migrants.  Win win!

Anything would improve British cuisine, even cats, and every cat in Britain would have been eaten by now if the Brits understood that. But imported Haitians would also be eating Britain's sacred birds (Robins, Great Tits, Norwegian Parrots, Pigeons and the majestic Budgies) and Brits would never stand for that.

Sigh.  This is why you fail, COL O.  We are far left libs, my friend.  That means we never look past the immediate result we are trying to achieve.  We do not think about these alleged "unintended consequences" or "side effects" - we are Policy Experts (yes, capitalized) and therefore do not make mistakes.  These 'mistakes' are actually features.

If bird populations decrease, we need to create commissions to study the problem, more gov't positions to investigate and monitor the problem, more laws and regulations to fix the problem, etc.  All things lead to more government, more spending, and more complex rules for society to deal with.  Win win WIN!

The Brits will stand for it - at this point, the modern Brit will stand for anything we do to them.  They'll eventually eat bugs, own nothing, and love it.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 10:52 am

Sigh. [blah blah blah blah]

Take this, Comrade:


It goes well pasted directly above a reply such as your most recent.
 

Edit made.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 11:17 am

 

This TPC Alert must be posted before viewing any Senator Bernie Sanders speech.

Scottish house cats know what their humans think and could at any moment turn those humans in for a reward. Or, at least some new cat toys.



Do not allow your house cat to read your illegal thoughts.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/16/2025, 3:26 pm

As I pointed out here at The Cube in an April 2024 post, the Scottish government—like the rest of British government (and it's former gulag in the Pacific)—have gone mega woke and its gestapo is eager to recruit informers to curtail any semblance of free thought or expression.

Here's a a woke Thought Police online form for snitches:


Snitches get stitches.

Now it's almost a year later and the fascist beat goes on:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... afety-act/
 
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 10:29 am

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 8:55 am

 

... Haitians would also be eating Britain's sacred birds (Robins, Great Tits,....)and Brits would never stand for that.

First off, when I google "British Great Tits", I get something completely unexpected.  This (and the subsequent pop-up ads I'm seeing) is Trumps fault, of course.  

Second, a wise military man I once worked for used to remind us that "No dead cat in the road is so flat that it doesn't need to be run over again..."

Just saying.

 

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

2/17/2025, 4:26 pm

...a wise military man I once worked for used to remind us that "No dead cat in the road is so flat that it doesn't need to be run over again..."

Doesn't matter how flat they are, they get nine live plus bonus karma for each.