Comrades of Low Self Esteem, I have a simple way to alleviate your anxiety. True, you don't deserve all the abundance you possess and the luxurious decadent lifestyles you are living. But I wish to share a little trick I use. Set up a Hotmail account and keep your Inbox clean of email. Microshaft will reward you if no one else does.

Don't thank me, just try to live up to the Standards of The State™ for once in your miserable life. If you need this, your trip to the gulag is imminent. We are monitoring all new Hotmail subscriptions.

To REALLY build self-esteem and feel powerful, you can-

Create a new folder on your desktop-

Name it-

Move it to Recycle Bin-

Delete it in Recycle Bin-

Now you can feel like a powerful Comrade doing a purge too!

I have created 25 hotiemails accounts and my self esteem is very esteemed. I do love deleting. Is that not packed full of enjoyment?

Frau, you need to get yourself some Del Monte ketchup.

A Hotiemail clientele does not need to open her own ketchup! Are you are forcing me to delete denounce you again!!?

Turnips to you Frau, turnips I say.

and turnips to you, Comrade Whoopie! piffle!