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Sequesteria - Are You Doing Your Part for Dear Leader?

3/8/2013, 4:03 pm
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Comrades, we must assist Dear Leader more vigorously in generating sequesteria. Our plan of attack is two pronged:
First, do your part to make goods and services inaccessible, then blame Republicans.
Second, create a story about how sequestration has affected you or someone you love by destroying your dreams, your ambitions, your very life, and then blame Republicans.
I, for one, am doing my part for Dear Leader.
First, tours of the 200 room Blogunov beachfront dacha are canceled. Thousands of tearful school children and wealthy businessmen have been turned away, but what choice do I have? It's those draconian budget cuts brought on by the Republicans (as an aside, members of the Muslim Brotherhood may still rent rooms and enjoy the amenities). Further, my 75 footish bronze likeness will continue to be draped in black until sequestration is ended and the Beet of the Week Award is restored.
Second, the Blogunov Foundation for Handicapped Minority Kittens is out of funds. Thousands of helpless, little, lovable, mewing balls of fur must be let go to fend for themselves in the Antarctic. Why? Because Republicans simply can't bring themselves to negotiate a Balanced™ solution to the current debt crisis caused by Bush. Republicans lied, kitties died.
Comrades, it's your turn. Do your part! And remember, sequestration is the new Bush.
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3/8/2013, 4:22 pm
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Comrade Blogunov, I am spreading the word - as long as I can - they're coming!
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3/8/2013, 9:27 pm
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Sequestration. It's the new Bush.
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3/9/2013, 12:02 am
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Secastration is ruining my livestock!
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3/9/2013, 12:36 am
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I believe I just saw a small herd of Comrade Blogunov's Handicapped Disabled Minority kittens hobbling down my street! There must have been 30 or 40 of the poor now-homeless things, on crutches and with peg legs, a few of them with their paralyzed back halves up on makeshift wheels... all of them looking bedraggled and forlorn. Their soft, whimpering cries haunt me still.

I managed to snap one photo as they went by, seen above.

When, oh when, will the Rethuglikkkans relent??? This Sequestration is heartless and cold, maybe even worse than Bush!
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3/9/2013, 10:32 am
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Have Repugnantcans no heart!? When will the War on Kittens end? Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!
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3/9/2013, 10:35 am
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And thank you, Your Equalness, for the upgrade.
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3/9/2013, 10:49 am
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3/9/2013, 2:01 pm
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...and wealthy businessmen have been turned away,
Whoa, let's not get crazy there, comrade. Nobody said anything about turning away wealthy businessmen who make suitable donations to OFA. They will have full access to His Obamaness and the White House.
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3/10/2013, 12:21 am
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I think we shall make all psychiatric beds in my state so few and far between that we can't hospitalize anyone who is suicidal, homicidal or psychotic! It's just like those Rethugglikans to take away all our money just when....oh wait. I just realized that we've never had enough psychiatric beds, at least since the glorious democratic outcries in the 70s that we should close the institution and treat the mentally ill on the street and in jail. So, never mind.
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3/10/2013, 12:23 am
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In the meantime, however, I shall deprive the county I work for of me. I just won't work! Because of the Rethugglikans, they don't take enough money from the Rich in order to pay me the salary I deserve. Of course, I will still get the salary, I just won't do anything. Aren't unions great???
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3/11/2013, 12:36 pm
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Ivan Betinov wrote:
...and wealthy businessmen have been turned away,
Whoa, let's not get crazy there, comrade. Nobody said anything about turning away wealthy businessmen who make suitable donations to OFA. They will have full access to His Obamaness and the White House.
Brain in Jar, I didn't tell the whole story. I sent them away to a large open field where they could encounter a mob with pitchforks. I then heroically intervened and reminded them that next time I just might not be there. The money is still rolling in.
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3/11/2013, 12:37 pm
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ROCK and Meow, good work. The teenage girls in our focus group are still in tears.
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3/11/2013, 11:06 pm
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Komissar Blogunov wrote:ROCK and Meow, good work. The teenage girls in our focus group are still in tears.
Me too...sob....
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3/12/2013, 10:24 am
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Craptek, this is good. You have reached your Inner Comrade™ and have discovered Compassion™ for the Downtrodden Masses™. I would refer you to the People's Therapist, Princess Nookie, but she is sadly unavailable due to the blood sucking Republicans who have ravished and ravaged the budget. There's nothing left for you, me, the tearful children turned away from my dacha tour, or all the little disabled minority kittens.
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3/12/2013, 4:06 pm
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