Sergei (Russian Colluder Guy) makes you special offer!



Comrades! It's the chance of a lifetime to get the attention you deserve! This video contains step by step instructions on how to become an Anonymous White House Source.



We need to start doing this.


Komissar al-Blogunov
Hi, Sergei Russian Colluder Guy (who has been under my bed and how did I not notice that a HOTTIE was under my bed??!!) I guess I have just been too distracted by the DOJ investigation talking points. I am VERY interested in becoming an 'Anonymous White House Source' and all the perks that come with it. (Are you one of the perks?) I would like to discuss with you how Trump is a disaster and how I can become an Anonymous White House source. Can you meet with me on my 'Offended Settee'? I can pencil you in at my earliest convenience. (Your hat is just too dang hot for words.)
I am looking forward to the attention I deserve and stirring things up a bit (wink...wink).






Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Komissar al-Blogunov
Hi, Sergei Russian Colluder Guy (who has been under my bed and how did I not notice that a HOTTIE was under my bed??!!) I guess I have just been too distracted by the DOJ investigation talking points. I am VERY interested in becoming an 'Anonymous White House Source' and all the perks that come with it. (Are you one of the perks?) I would like to discuss with you how Trump is a disaster and how I can become an Anonymous White House source. Can you meet with me on my 'Offended Settee'? I can pencil you in at my earliest convenience. (Your hat is just too dang hot for words.)
I am looking forward to the attention I deserve and stirring things up a bit (wink...wink).


Komissar al-Blogunov
Drats! I was in anticipation of some Russian collusion.


The extremely hot as well as horny Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Drats! I was in anticipation of some Russian collusion..
Comrade Clara is on fire!
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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Drats! I was in anticipation of some Russian collusion.Well, Comradette, if you're experiencing some... er... "global warming"... I might be available to, uh, "help you out" with that...


The groinal warmist Mikhail Lysenkomann
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Drats! I was in anticipation of some Russian collusion.Well, Comradette, if you're experiencing some... er... "global warming"... I might be available to, uh, "help you out" with that...
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Unfortunately, I am heading out the door for the wilds of our 35th state and some primitive colluding there.
Can I get a rain check?


Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Awwwwwww........you guys know how to make a comredette feel special! ;)Unfortunately, I am heading out the door for the wilds of our 35th state and some primitive colluding there.
Can I get a rain check?Sergei thought you'd like this video from his family reunion...


Komissar al-Blogunov
Sergei thought you'd like this video from his family reunion…I apparently need to work on my log handling technique.


The cutest pingvin in the kollective, Imperatorskiy Pingvin,
I apparently need to work on my log handling technique..
The kollective was under the impression that you were our expert "log handler!"
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The most pokhotlivyy babushka in all the Rodina, Comrade Putout
The kollective was under the impression that you were our expert "log handler!"Different kind of log…






Imperatorskiy Pingvin
Any possibility that this is your first? (It is mine):
- SK


Chief Designer
Any possibility that this is your first? (It is mine):





(Oddly enough, the womyn were far more eager to participate in this New Revolutionary Enterprise™ after I announced that such a Huge Order might well attract the actual physical presence of Comrade Sergei "(Russian Colluder Guy!)" AND that he might well "measure" the recipient of each T-shirt for correct "size"...)
Of course, as Official Anonymous White House Sources, every one of us is fully prepared to denounce Criminal Trump (anonymously, of course) for his Continuing Crimes Against Peace, Social Justice, and The Soviet Way! And with our T-shirts, every one of us can provide Specific Details of PDJT Crimes™ to our national news media!



Best Russian Driver
Thanks! I am now a regular contributor to CNN and MSNBC and I've never been to the White House!



P.P. Gogol
Komissar al-Blogunov is just ... super, conducting super-colluder.Всё супер - отлично!


- With each purchase you help resist fascism
- With each purchase you show your contempt for corporate capitalism
- With each purchase you save a polar bear cub
- With each purchase you show that you care
- With each purchase you take money away from Trump and his cronies
- With each purchase you redistribute the wealth to those engaged in the Great Struggle™
It's more than a mug. It's a statement.




Captain Craptek
Brilliant! Those go together better than Marxism and Leninism.