Showing Your True Colors For Dear Leader

This actress shows her allegiance to Our Most Excellent Ruler with this stunningly beautiful frock. Tell us what you have worn (or done) to show your obeisance to Our Hottie-In-Chief.
 

I must have that...in red of course. I used my NEA grant to make this:

 

Ivana, are you sure you want to do that? Have you seen Michelle's arms? She could go on WWE RAW.

I personally show my devotion to His O'liness by looking up while I walk so I can spy the bottom of his feet.
 

Michelle is a true patriot in the defense of our country.

 

Comrades,

I believe I have found Dear Leader 0bama's theme song. It has boots; Soviets have boots; The People's Army wears boots. It has walking boots; cf. previous sentence. It has lines like "You keep lyin' when you ought to be truthin'" and such:



Hey, I'll take Nancy Sinatra over Nancy Pelosi any day.
 

I just realized that we have been talking about the relative merits of Janeane Gawdawfulo, Rosie, and Nanski, but why don't we add into the Ultra Troll Mash Bonnie Fwank and Michael Moore?

After all, someone sleeps with them and I promise you--Moore and Fwank wobble my tripes more than Gawdawfulo does.
 

Ivana...your art is glorious.


Erudite....we must have equal troll recognition. The people demand it.
 

The Chinese are now showing great equality of respect for the dear leader
(The Chinese characters say "Serve the People!" — a Maoist slogan, and written in Mao's calligraphy.)




H/T National Review
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/? ... NjZjcwZDc=
 

Lenin 'n' Things

This actress shows her allegiance to Our Most Excellent Ruler with this stunningly beautiful frock. Tell us what you have worn (or done) to show your obeisance to Our Hottie-In-Chief.

Comrade Lenin-N-Thingies,

Leave it to the Keeper of The People's Lenin Closet to track down The Wombat Factory™ Peoples Picnic Table Cloth! Thank you comrade, your devotion to the party and The Wombat Factory™ has been duly noted.

Yes, it seems this table cloth went missing some months ago after dear leaders inauguration. We used to have glorious picnics of beets and vodka almost daily here at The Wombat Factory™. Here is our glorious peoples picnic table before the useful idiot stole the table cloth...

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(*sniff, sniff*) The glorious memories, it saddens my socialist heart to think what this useful idiot has done to our socialist serenity here at The Wombat Factory™.

(*dries fowl eyes with Obama handkerchief*)

The Woomba Loomba's went mad the day this table cloth was stolen, and they vowed to track down the culprit to ends of the earth!!!

Well they did! They came across the culprit at the party you pictured above, the culprit outwitted the Woomba Loomba's and slyly fled on Nansky's jet to Paris where the French glorified her in People's Fashion Shows over her new attire.

The Woomba Loomba's finally caught up with her at the Kremlin...

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[left]But the useful idiot REFUSED to hand over the table cloth (although she had been wearing it for 3 months now and it smelled like a foul chicken coop).

So the Woomba Loombas conceded and the devoted useful idiot was carried away...

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[LEFT]And now she rests where her devotion to our dear leader will stay, through sleet and snow she weathers the storm for The One, and weekly we eat upon her corpse the beets and cabbage and vodka we ravaged all thanks to glorious Dear Leader!!

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I have a feeling that picture was taken in Phuket, Thailand.
 

Prog off:

Rooster....I thought it might be from a kid's sheet set. Pinkie will probably uncover where this material came from...she's good at finding all that funny obama crap.
 

LOL, LnT--searching for Obama crap has indeed become one of my hobbies.

My first impression was also that it looked like something that belongs on a kid's bed. Google search reveals it comes straight from Ghana, where similar fabrics boasting images of various African leaders are quite common. In fact, if you Google "Obama fabric" and click on Images, you'll see all sorts of horrors like this:



I don't know about your husband, but mine would never let me set foot outside the house looking like this.
 

Pinkie, I did just that and came up with this. One of the designs is Pink Flamingos. Let us never forget that that is a John Waters movie starring the #300 transvestite Divine, who in the last scene follows a dog around until it take a dump...and then eats the turd.

Such a metaphor for November of 2008.
 

Bah, I can't help myself (and thus need a direct public financial stimulus NOW)!: Theocritus, that is a divine metaphor.
 

Sounds to me like Divine was full of crap.
 

Divinely full of crap? O the metaphor!



 

This seems to be an African tradition...here is BoooooooSH!!!



 

I DENOUNCE RED ROOSTER!!!!!!

He mentioned BooooooSH without any further insulting adjectives included!!!!!!

And no frothing at the mouth or gagging or spitting when he posted the above HORRIBLE pictures. Comrade, I can't stand the sight of these Rethuglican's Bushitlers pictures. Bad enough I had to see even one of his ugly mug......But did you have to make sure on the bottom pic that this war criminals mug, WHICH SHOULD BE ON A WANTED POSTER NOT A DRESS, was there TWICE????

The shame, the shame that I had to denounce my favorite Comrade!!!!

Please tell me my feathered friend you had too much Vodka when you posted this atrocity!!!
 

Yes, Comrade Snoogie, I admit it! I stole a trunk of vodka from the Colonel and have been out of my mind drunk ever since. It's horrible comrade! One night was so bad that I even kissed a picture of the evil Boooosh!!! Yes comrade, it's true, flocked, feathered, and f*****! A horrid fate.

I appreciate the denouncement Commodore, it has brought me back to my roost.
 

RED!

I take back my denouncement!!! We were both in a drunken state from that Vodka of the Colonel's. It all comes back to me now. In my boozy mind I gave you the DOCTORED photos not the originals and you posted those instead of the real pics!

We're both in the wrong, my apologies Comrade! But no worries, I've posted the real originals now and that should stop any further pesky inquiries as to our party loyalty.

Psst......What in hell does the Colonel use to brew that stuff with? And why is my back shaved?





 

Snoogie, Rooster, what are you two blathering about? That doesn't look anything like Bush. Where are the horns, the fangs dripping blood, the little square mustache? In fact, the only hint that might be Bush is the placement of his image on their fat butts so they can sit on him and squish him like the giant bug he is.

And speaking of bugs, tell me the background on this fabric doesn't resemble barbed wire and cockroaches:



And these remind me of gift wrap:


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And I don't mean to stray off topic here, but clicking on one of the many images Rooster posted above, I found this little piece of hilarity:

http://noelleodesigns.blogspot.com/2009/09/state-of-health-care.html

Quote:

In general I don't like to rant and rave online- or read about people's gripes but, I just can't stand it anymore.
I just got off the phone with our health insurance company Humana One, in which I was transferred from department to department- then treated like crap. I do nothing but hand these people wads of cash every month and get very little in return. If this is how the healthy people who might need a trip to the doctors office for a strep test once every six months are treated, I can't imagine how you are treated when you have a serious medical condition.
Something has got to give. This country has got to change. (Pinkie: Channeling Mulva!) Give Obama a chance. All I hear from friends and people around me is worry or complaint about their health coverage. So, what are we so scared of- can it really get any worse? Come on people, grow up. Black, white, Democrat, Republican- get over it- Barack Obama is trying to help you, he's trying to help all of us.

That's right. We're from the government and we're here to help you.

I wonder if she's ever had to call Social Security . . . or the IRS . . . or the VA . . . or any government operation, for that matter?

And putting this in the hands of the government is going to improve matters how? Oh, that's right--how can it get any worse? Since it can't get any worse, we may as well let the government do it; never mind no one has yet to come out and say it can do any better. The right says Obamacare will lead to rationing, to which the left replies that since the insurance companies have been doing it all along, it's not a valid argument.

OK, the rest of you can go back on topic. I still have more laughing to do.
 

Dear, Darling Pinkie

Since it can't get any worse, we may as well let the government do it
That ought to be made into a sampler. That ought to be tattooed onto the chest of every congressman. That ought to be a catechism that every person on on the government tit should say every morning. (I exempt the military who do things but include all other government, down to and including clerical and janitorial and grounds-keeping positions. I have a half century of experience in experiencing that.)

Pinkie, if Beet of the Week were not your bailiwick, I'd award you a whole field of the damned things. In one sentence you've pointed out and very succinctly the entire trouble with statism.

It is the supposed answer to the hysterical flight from responsibility that we see.
 

Hell yeah let the government do it. After all they have such a great track record concerning everything else they manage to touch...

Excuse me, while I go laugh a while...
 

If you can laugh with your mouth full of puke, you're a better man than I am.