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SHOWTRIAL #69-1: INFIDEL CASTRATE

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Most Esteemed Comrades With Appendages (and without),

It has come to The Parties attention that one Infidel Castrate is without appendage (or perhaps this is his modus operandi, we are still not sure). At any rate! This particular comrade of the Peeping... er scratch that, I mean Peoples Republic of Cuba has committed the most volatile slander against The Party to date.

It has been recorded that Cuban man-rafts are NOW headed back to Cuba, that's right! Back to Cuba! Kapitalist kronies (ummm... need I say it: DICK CHAINY & HALLIBURTON) have fueled Infidel Castrate with the funds to make Cuba a "FREE REPUBLIC"! (just look at the Adidas sweat suits in recent pictures! Need I say MORE!?!)

However, Infidel Castrate LIES!!!! He claims his brother RAUL has set about on this mission to DESTROY The Peoples Republic Of Cuba, but comrades WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

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INFIDEL CASTRATE IS IN BED WITH A KAPITALIST DICK CHAINY!

Just look at this latest video Infidel Castrate is spreading across the internet to raise money for his Kapitalist Exploits!



In the interest of The Party and all that is not holy, Commissar Theocritus has agreed to Judge the Castrated One.

LET THE CASTRATION SHOWTRIAL BEGIN!!!!

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I've heard a rumor that Leninka underwent this procedure and now he's "two shy" to impregnate a woman.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:I've heard a rumor that Leninka underwent this procedure and now he's "two shy" to impregnate a woman.

I heard a rumor that Leninka IS a woman. She said so herself. (Heh)

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Comrades, that huevo in an egg cup is making me physically ill. I don't know if it's the castration or if it looks like Billy Connolly.

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Red Rooster wrote: INFIDEL CASTRATE LOVES DICK CHAINY!



Comrades,

I demand a jury of my "peers".

I demand an attorney.

I demand to allow Karacter witnesses to testify on my behalf ....

it is my brother Raul that loves Dick Chainy, he is selling Dick Chainy memorabilia for PROFIT.

http://rottenapplepie.blogspot.com/2009 ... penis.html

(Check there often for special web prices)


The evidence will show Infidel Castrate is a loyal Communist.

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Oh come on, Castrate. I believe that you're a loyal communist. I'm a loyal communist. Well, I'm loyal to me which makes me a good prog, and I'm sure that you're loyal to you, which makes you a good prog but what we're trying to do now is determine just how much we can get from you before you become a Made Progressive.

You see, Castrate, you've been showing lots of promise. Nasty, mean, dishonest, self-righteous, and a really surly bastard. Pardon me while I wipe tears from my rheumy eyes. You'd sell your mother, if you hadn't already, while you whined about "It's for the children(tm)" and "The earth has a fever(tm)" and other utter rubbish. But you seem to do it well, and that's what counts.

So here' the bottom line, Castrate. Pony up with the lolly and you just <i>might</i> get to be a Made Progressive.

And then you get to strut around like a Bantam rooster and bitch at everything.

Oh. And you need to betray someone. Preferably someone close to you. No better sign of a prog than base, self-centered ingratitude.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Oh come on, Castrate. I believe that you're a loyal communist. I'm a loyal communist. Well, I'm loyal to me which makes me a good prog, and I'm sure that you're loyal to you, which makes you a good prog but what we're trying to do now is determine just how much we can get from you before you become a Made Progressive.

You see, Castrate, you've been showing lots of promise. Nasty, mean, dishonest, self-righteous, and a really surly bastard. Pardon me while I wipe tears from my rheumy eyes. You'd sell your mother, if you hadn't already, while you whined about "It's for the children(tm)" and "The earth has a fever(tm)" and other utter rubbish. But you seem to do it well, and that's what counts.

So here' the bottom line, Castrate. Pony up with the lolly and you just <i>might</i> get to be a Made Progressive.

And then you get to strut around like a Bantam rooster and bitch at everything.

Oh. And you need to betray someone. Preferably someone close to you. No better sign of a prog than base, self-centered ingratitude.

Commissar Theocritus

My name has been defamed, I must clear my good name so that I can maintain my proper place in history.

Unless no one comes forward to represent me I shall attain the right to be my own lawyer (I actually was one once before they choose me to lead my great country).

Here is my first Karacter witness ...

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Castrate, I congratulate you on choosing Michael Moore as your first character witness. Of all people on earth he has the least character and therefore is the perfect progressive character witness. To steal a comment about Lillian Hellman, everything he says is a lie, including the "ands" and the "thes."

Your best bet for maintaining your place in history is to snuggle up to Sally Quinn. Remember when she came to Cuba and you schmoozed her? She started calling you "Fidelito." Now I personally would have taken offense at the diminutive but then she's married to Ben Bradlee so what does she know?

Because we all know that it's not whom you kill but what East Coast Lefties you blow.

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Red Rooster wrote:Most Esteemed Comrades With Appendages (and without),

It has come to The Parties attention that one Infidel Castrate is without appendage (or perhaps this is his modus operandi, we are still not sure).

As to this charge ...

https://nextround.net/2008/09/17/fidel-castro-probably-nailed-your-mom/


My appendage is firmly attached.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Your best bet for maintaining your place in history is to snuggle up to Sally Quinn. Remember when she came to Cuba and you schmoozed her? She started calling you "Fidelito." Now I personally would have taken offense at the diminutive but then she's married to Ben Bradlee so what does she know?

Because we all know that it's not whom you kill but what East Coast Lefties you blow.


Your Dishonor Honor

I submit before this kangaroo Court the following evidence:

Sally Quinn was but only one of many "notches" on my bed post.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/fidel_6 ... X2iKssCEQP

I must correct your statement "but what East Coast Lefties you blow", I have blown both East andLeftWest Coast Lefties.
<br>http://www.jessicaswell.com/mt/archives ... onbats.php

Furthermore, I submit the celebrities from the link above as Karacter witnesses on my behalf.

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Comrade Infidel

Your help in our neighbor Angola during the War against White Imperialism and Apartheid has meant a lot for the strengthening of the Zimbabwean Revolution. African Marxism owes you a lot.

I have therefore decided make a contribution to your legal defense fund.

Obamugabe

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By the way, why would Jabba the Hut bring Comrade Infidel to the Oscars? I'm confused

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Obamugabe wrote:By the way, why would Jabba the Hut bring Comrade Infidel to the Oscars? I'm confused

Comrade Obamugabe,

Thank you for your generous contribution. Jabba was using the Cuba Health Care System as a model of failure success in his left wing propaganda piece movie titled "Wacko" "Sicko". He, as all progressives do, view me as a God.

Other African great revolutionaries have admired me as well. In Cuba we have a Health Care System that is the envy of the world. Cuba has been "way ahead of the curve" leading in eugenics and end of life counciling.

As far back as 1971 progressive leaders have marveled at Cuba's Health system and emulated our model.

Our concepts of population control, bio-degradable burials, and famine relief are best illustrated by General Idi Amin.

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BTW, where has that damn cannibal our dear comrade been lately? Haven't seen him post here in a while.

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I have on good word that Idi is doing time in a worm factory created to feed Roosters. May it also be known that a certain Rooster has taken to the charge of his dominion, actually the Rooster has always been in charge, see for yourself...

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This showtrial has barely begun comrade, and from what I see so far, the evidence you have presented in your defense is lacking and false! Just look at the poster of yourself you tried to pass off as the real thing! It is a FRAUD! The real poster has been recently discovered in Che's foot locker found buried under the streets of Havana...

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Red Rooster wrote:I have on good word that Idi is doing time in a worm factory created to feed Roosters. May it also be known that a certain Rooster has taken to the charge of his dominion, actually the Rooster has always been in charge, see for yourself...


This showtrial has barely begun comrade, and from what I see so far, the evidence you have presented in your defense is lacking and false! Just look at the poster of yourself you tried to pass off as the real thing! It is a FRAUD! The real poster has been recently discovered in Che's foot locker found buried under the streets of Havana...


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Touche Red Rooster ....

However, my forensic scientific expert

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After processing the poster in his lab with his scientific apparatus Dr. Kevorkian has determined that you mis-spelled "Infidel" as "Inifidel". Clearly something I would not do.

So that through the magic of the internet you don't correct the poster mis-spelling then re-post (and claim you haven't altered again) I have made a permanent copy in this post here of your forgery.

I call my next Karacter witness, the honorable Bill Maher

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Infidel Castrate!

I do understand you are full of Latin Machismo and stuck on yourself but for Pete's sakes GROVEL a bit.

I have also noticed that your character witnesses DID NOT SUBMIT TO A BODY SEARCH prior to entering the courtroom. The lowly proles at the security checkpoint did not have a chance to rifle through their wallets to ensure proper their proper identification!!!!

Therefore your witnesses testimony can only be considered suspect and false!

I also see that Obamugabe has come to your pathetic defense. Now there is some prime candidate for some backstabbing on your part. I know you've got some goods on that guy ( he reeks of Neo-Con just can't prove it yet on our part).

Now get over yourself, get groveling and get to submitting some real evidence!!! Stuff we can sell on E-bay at least once you submitted it.

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Once again the thoughtcriminals dillusion is strewn before the court, I fain to to see the added appendage the thoughtcriminal claims to exist, and now I'm sure the thoughtcriminal will pull out all stops and try to amaze the court with some other forgery.

I'm not sure this thoughtcriminal is worth our time comrades.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Infidel Castrate!

I have also noticed that your character witnesses DID NOT SUBMIT TO A BODY SEARCH prior to entering the courtroom. The lowly proles at the security checkpoint did not have a chance to rifle through their wallets to ensure proper their proper identification!!!!


Commodore Snoogie Woogums,

My following Karacter witness Representative Diane Watson (D - California) submits herself to a full body cavity search, but with the stipulation that you perform the search personally.

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Before I present my evidence against Comrade Castrate, I must point out that even though it looks like you presented your poster before Comrade Original Recipe put his up, according to the offices of Centrally Planned Time, the bird's poster actually existed before yours, therefore you are also guilty of tampering with time without appropriate permission.

Meanwhile, after examining your many offshore accounts for wrongfully backdated transactions (another Crime Against Time) I found a most interesting one that was traced back to Pupovich's Pleasure Palace. Now that is not suspicious in and of itself, in fact it would be suspicious if you DIDN'T have at least one transaction with Pup's Palace. BUT it seems you attended on the "Night of Forbidden Pleasures". YES COMRADES, CASTRATE WENT TO PUPOVICH'S PLEASURE PALACE TO DRINK DOMESTIC BEER, SHOP AT WAL MART, EAT OFF OF PAPER PLATES, AND BBQ CHICKENS! ALL THIS WAS FOLLOWED BY THE SCREENING OF THE 1949 MOVIE VERSION OF THE FOUNTAINHEAD!!! AND CASTRATE IS SAID TO HAVE ENJOYED IT AND BEEN INSPIRED BY THE THOUGHTCRIMINAL HOWARD ROARK!

Between the unlawful use of time, and his illicit visit to the Pleasure Palace, well it is plain Castrate is GUILTY!!!Meanwhile I would call for the investigation of Pupovich on this matter, but a strangely large and heavy satchel of money has appeared under my desk bearing a canine paw print.

BEHOLD! A clip from the evil film ENJOYED by Comrade Castrate!

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Red Rooster wrote:Once again the thoughtcriminals dillusion is strewn before the court, I fain to to see the added appendage the thoughtcriminal claims to exist, and now I'm sure the thoughtcriminal will pull out all stops and try to amaze the court with some other forgery.

I'm not sure this thoughtcriminal is worth our time comrades.

I confess Comrades, I am only a mere Dickless Dicktator. It is clear that I cannot escape the true Social justice admin accessof this court.

Grovel ... Grovel ... Grovel

Yes I watched and enjoyed that movie, it brought tears to my eyes. Had I had an actual appendage that movie would have brought out my most unclean thoughts and actions while viewing.

I throw myself to the mercy of this court (to whom do I write the check out for?)

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NOT SO FAST COMRADE DICKLESS! There is much groveling, much bribery, and much, much, much more evidence to introduce and create still. You will not get out of this so easily. Perhaps you should attack some of your attackers.

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Infidel Castrate,

I have good news for you, I have dug up two character witnesses for you of the highest quality and reputation. They are coming out of the closet at this time to announce their committment to each other (that Breshnev kiss at the SALT signing in 1979 was not an act) and to you!
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Now, everyone knows that former prez Jiminy will kiss the ass of every leftist prick dictator anywhere on the planet because, well, he's a spiteful old man still trying to get even with the US voters who dumped him for that boob Reagan (how dare they pick a third rate actor over a man who once was a "nucular engineer"?) But that doesn't detract from the testimony he will offer in your behalf, not one bit! Everyone will believe it is the honest truth (just like when he says "Obama's opponents are all RACISTS!") And everyone also knows that Jimmy will go anywhere to shill for any commie pinko sh*thead cause anywhere because he basically is a useless turd who craves attention and publicity any way he can get it. But that doesn't mean folks won't believe he's sincere when he tells the court what a great man you really are.

As for Hugo, well, you know Hugo loves ya and would do anything for ya. You're his true friend and there ain't anything he won't do for a friend; he would climb the highest anthill and give you the shirt fuzz off his back if he had to. That's just the way it is between good friends like you.

And, to put the icing on the cake, Chairman O is sending down Axelrod with an amicus commie ("friend of the commie") brief in your behalf. He would've come in person but he has some important business to attend to:

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So, buck up pal, you're gonna win. You got two US Presidents on your side! Nothing can be better than that (just ask the Poles and the Czechs.)

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Listen to the Colonel there, Infidel

And don't forget to toss some of your fellow co-horts under the bus while your at it!

By the way I found shameless toadyism and sucking up to the Judge to be pretty effective myself.

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Bah. Comrades Carter and Chavez, and Chairman Obama all may have strange changes to their scheduling. Let us "Hope" they have "time" BWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

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Opiate of the People wrote:Infidel Castrate,

I have good news for you, I have dug up two character witnesses for you of the highest quality and reputation. They are coming out of the closet at this time to announce their committment to each other (that Breshnev kiss at the SALT signing in 1979 was not an act) and to you!
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Now, everyone knows that former prez Jiminy will kiss the ass of every leftist prick dictator anywhere on the planet because, well, he's still trying to get even with the US voters who dumped him for that boob Reagan (how dare they pick a third rate actor over a man who once was a "nucular engineer"?) But that doesn't detract from the testimony he will offer in your behalf, not one bit! Everyone will believe it is the honest truth (just like when he says "Obama's opponents are all RACISTS!") And everyone also knows that Jimmy will go anywhere to shill for any commie pinko sh*thead cause anywhere because he basically is a useless turd who craves attention and publicity any way he can get it. But that doesn't mean folks won't believe he's sincere when he tells the court what a great man you really are.

As for Hugo, well, you know Hugo loves ya and would do anything for ya. You're his true friend and there ain't anything he won't do for a friend; he would climb the highest anthill and give you the shirt fuzz off his back if he had to. That's just the way it is between good friends like you.

And, to put the icing on the cake, Chairman O is sending down Axelrod with an amicus commie ("friend of the commie") brief in your behalf. He would've come in person but he has some important business to attend to:
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So, buck up pal, you're gonna win. You got two US Presidents on your side! Nothing can be better than that (just ask the Poles and the Czechs.)

Comrades,

I did not confess, it was my brother Raul who once again hacked into my internet accounts!

Those were not my words. The Judge and witnesses against me have admin access to my posts, but not my thoughts.

The esteemed moonbatactor Danny Glover is a leading advocate of all things Communist Cuba. I call my next Karacter witness.

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Opiate of the People wrote: As for Hugo, well, you know Hugo loves ya and would do anything for ya. You're his true friend and there ain't anything he won't do for a friend; he would climb the highest anthill and give you the shirt fuzz off his back if he had to. That's just the way it is between good friends like you.

Very true Comrade Opiate...

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The Dillusional Thoughtcriminal Infidel Castrate wrote: Those were not my words. The Judge and witnesses against me have admin access to my posts, but not my thoughts.

Hmmm... this comrade is very sick indeed! What are these things he speaks of!?! We are all equal here... poor... poor... sick thoughtcriminal.

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Comrades,

In Cuba my appendage is legendary. In honor of my appendage all the Cuba playgrounds have been retrofitted with my "likeness".


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Comrades!!!!

Disturbing Footage discovered for the courts consideration.



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Red Rooster wrote:
Opiate of the People wrote: As for Hugo, well, you know Hugo loves ya and would do anything for ya. You're his true friend and there ain't anything he won't do for a friend; he would climb the highest anthill and give you the shirt fuzz off his back if he had to. That's just the way it is between good friends like you.

Very true Comrade Opiate...
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The Dillusional Thoughtcriminal Infidel Castrate wrote: Those were not my words. The Judge and witnesses against me have admin access to my posts, but not my thoughts.

Hmmm... this comrade is very sick indeed! What are these things he speaks of!?! We are all equal here... poor... poor... sick thoughtcriminal.

Comrade Red Rooster,

We got the goods on you. You are definitely the symbol of phallic superiority, you are noble and fierce in every cockfight you take on. I pity the fool who messes with you! I personally would like to see you cockfight with Bawney Fwank.


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Hrmmm Comrade Castrate needs a court appointed lawyer to provide a token defense for him before the execution. I call on Judge Theocritus to appoint one!

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Infidel Castrate wrote: Comrade Red Rooster,

We got the goods on you. You are definitely the symbol of phallic superiority, you are noble and fierce in every cockfight you take on. I pity the fool who messes with you! I personally love to dance with Bawney Fwank.

COMRADES! This comrade Infidel Castrate is the kindest most noble prog I've ever met! Just look what he say about your friend and glorious comrade Commissar Rooster!

Hail Infidel Castrate!

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I denounce the Foul Fowl for succumbing to the Thoughtcriminal Castrate's clever phallic manipulation this early in the show trial. Are we going to have a proper show trial, or will we just end up with an unmanned dictator and a bucket of Colonel 7.62's infamous Original Recipe?

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You're right Colonel, I don't know what came over me, perhaps it was the sheer excitement over the deluded thoughtcriminals words. I am foolish to believe the sick thoughtcriminal actually meant it! No, I was bamboozled, maligned, in the most cleverest cocks comb manner.

This thoughtcriminal is good indeed, but very sick, and I must remember that.

Thank you Colonel.

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I'll turn the deep fryer off and put the bucket away dear Comrade Red Rooster.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:I confess Comrades, I am only a mere Dickless Dicktator. It is clear that I cannot escape the true Social justice admin access of this court.
Never sell yourself short as being a dickless dictator. After all, you've managed to enslave millions for decades. And here we have Gollum, who can't even pass a simple logic test. Never sell yourself short.

But as far as the self abasement goes, keep on going. Keep on going. We are here, in true prog love, to help you be the perfect prog.

And after all is said and done, it won't be a Brokeback Mountain parody but a Brokebutt Mountain nation.

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Comrades!

I must take a moment away from the trial to bring this to your attention.

It seems our recruiting efforts for getting high quality Sailors into the People's Navy has just received a huge boost.

I've received this strange package at my H.Q and I do not know who the source behind it is but the video is BRILLIANT and will do nothing but benefit the People's Navy and further enhance our Glorious Revolution as we march into the world of next Tuesday!





It would be nice to know who the Prog was that sent this but it seems the Comrade is to shy to take credit for this Glorious work as all true progs should be, as he toils in the collective for the greater good. The only clue I have is the postage stamp is in Spanish and it went through a Cuban post office, an obvious attempt to make me think it was this windbag that we have on trial here. Be it as it may and even if I conducted some sort of thorough investigation I will never know the source ( I think it's General Mousy Tounge myself he was pretty impressed with my Solar Powered Aircraft Carrier), my hat's off to this prog and look upon this act as very kindly.

Well back to the keel-hauling er trial.............Infidel!!!! remember sucking up does work!!!! You had Red Rooster going there for a bit until the Colonel snapped him back to his senses.

Psst...Red Rooster, you got cuddled and I didn't!!!! I'm jealous.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Hrmmm Comrade Castrate needs a court appointed lawyer to provide a token defense for him before the execution. I call on Judge Theocritus to appoint one!


I would like to suggest a "dream team":

- Chairman Joe Biden, one of the greatest lawyers of all time (by his own account) who will take some time off from his busy schedule of trying to tie his shoelaces with his tongue to tell the court how clean and articulate you are (and give you a couple of good sniffs to prove it) before falling down drunk in the courthouse men's room.

- Former First Lady, Almost-1st-Woman-President and Rose Law principal, our beloved MTE will dazzle the court by somehow making all of the witnesses against you turn up dead of apparent suicides in various local parks

- The trump card, newly minted Justice Sotomayor will recreate her tour de force performance in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee by arguing you didn't say or do what your accusers said you said or did in spite of the fact that you really did say or do it. (If that doesn't work, there's always that "wise Latina woman experiences" BS.)

But a word to the wise: your best bet is to round up a few hundred million in gold to bribe the judge. Show trial, shmoe trial: money talks and the defendant walks.

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Comrade Commodore, I am pleased you are able to get mail from Cuba, given as right now US-Cuban mail has not yet been restarted. This shows that you are properly in tune with People's Time(TM), and don't let pesky things like "reality" get in your way. Hrmmm once I design it, a People's Clock(TM) will grace your quarters as well as your People's Rifle(TM).

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I look forward to your most Glorious gift of a People's Clock!!!! Oh, most equal Colonel.

It will go nicely with the Rolex watch you sent me awhile back. I trust you so much Colonel that I didn't even bother having it appraised if it was a real Rolex or a just a cheap knock-off!

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It is nice of all you most-equal comrades to suggest a dream team to represent Infidel Castrate, but please know that as the judge <b>I</b> shall be the defense lawyer too. These are trying days, comrades, trying days, and we have to cut down on costs. Why have a defense lawyer when your dear Commissar Theocritus will make sure that justice is dispensed from the bench?

Also has it occurred to you that if you drag in our MTE she'd suck all the air out of the room? Also Biden would take some of that lovely money for more hair plugs. The only person that would not cut into the, ah, administrative fees would be Janeane Gawdawfulo because she's so clueless dedicated a party member that she wouldn't need any.

But it doesn't really matter. I have a feeling that Castrate will do fine through the show trial.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Infidel Castrate wrote:I confess Comrades, I am only a mere Dickless Dicktator. It is clear that I cannot escape the true Social justice admin access of this court.


Your Dishonor Honor,

For your sense of reality has been altered, in Wonderland here things are not as they seem. Between that Evil KKKapitolist brother of mine Raul, and admin controls, er I mean, Party Revisionists™, reality has been altered.

One must take the appropriate pill to see how deep the rabbits ho really is.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrades!

I must take a moment away from the trial to bring this to your attention.

It seems our recruiting efforts for getting high quality Sailors into the People's Navy has just received a huge boost.


Well back to the keel-hauling er trail.............Infidel!!!! remember sucking up does work!!!! You had Red Rooster going there for a bit until the Colonel snapped him back to his senses.

Psst...Red Rooster, you got cuddled and I didn't!!!! I'm jealous.

Here is some cuddling up for ya.



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Commissar Theocritus wrote:It is nice of all you most-equal comrades to suggest a dream team to represent Infidel Castrate, but please know that as the judge <b>I</b> shall be the defense lawyer too. These are trying days, comrades, trying days, and we have to cut down on costs. Why have a defense lawyer when your dear Commissar Theocritus will make sure that justice is dispensed from the bench?

Also has it occurred to you that if you drag in our MTE she'd suck all the air out of the room? Also Biden would take some of that lovely money for more hair plugs. The only person that would not cut into the, ah, administrative fees would be Janeane Gawdawfulo because she's so clueless dedicated a party member that she wouldn't need any.

But it doesn't really matter. I have a feeling that Castrate will do fine through the show trial.

Show trial? What a joke. ***I*** invented the show trial.

All of you are Faux Commies, for it is I that is the foremost authority on Communism, Socialism, and Obamunism.

I can sniff out a commie anywhere. All of you claiming to be real communists here with your IPODS, CHE Tshirts, High Speed Internet, and 401 K Plans. BAH!

My committee has been watching Raul Castro and the descendants of CHE, they are capitalists.
Even CHE's granddaughter is a Faux commie. They have been suing knockoff Tshirt vendors in the USA and asking for royality PROFITS. Yes it is true.

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Infidel Castrate is the Real Deal. He has outlasted every US President, even Soviet Leaders could not maintain a reign of terror as long as Infidel has.

Infidel Castrate fought back and won the Bay of Pigs invasion from the almighty USA. He even outfoxed several assassination attemps.

Dung Jim Ill, Yugo Chadez, and others are but mere Castrate wannabees.

Infidel's appendage is an institution in and of itself. (So people tell me).

Once this parody of a show trial is concluded please turn over Infidel Castrate to the House Un-American Activities Committee for a real show trial.

Also, my intelligence sources have informed me that you have imposter among you.

Colonel 7.62 is not who he seems. My associates along with Neocon Jewish groups have traced his origin to Nazi Germany. He escaped into S. American shortly after WW2, then later surfaced in the USSR using false documents.

Documents recently declassified through the FOI act reveal his true identity.


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For technical accuracy I have released this documentary on how to detect a commie.


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Colonel 7.62 wrote:I denounce the Foul Fowl for succumbing to the Thoughtcriminal Castrate's clever phallic manipulation this early in the show trial. Are we going to have a proper show trial, or will we just end up with an unmanned dictator and a bucket of Colonel 7.62's infamous Original Recipe?

I now present my next Karacter witness.

J. Edgar Hooters

Mr. Hooters will verify the existance of my appendage. He has secret files on thousands of appendages, he is a foremost expert on the subject.

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Lone Stage Grip wrote:Hahahaha... y'all are funny! McCarthy's my hero you damn commies. He helped pass this legislation that is now being completely ignored....

Ooo yer such a racist. Ya wanna know why we hate McCarthy? Ok, I'll tell ya. That bastard was totally right. We were infiltrating Hollywood. Hell, just look at it today. We own it. That sonofbitch exposed some of our top members of the PartyUSA. Thank Lenin our media organs we were able to discredit him.

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Comrades of The Cube of The People!!!

Viva La Cuba!

It is I, Raul, Leader of the glorious Peoples Republic of Cuba (as soon as my pinche brother dies!), I have come tu set the record straight. My brother is trying tu ruin my good name so that Antonio can take his place right away and not me, Antonio is nothing but a bat boy!

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He could not run the Peoples Republic of Cuba with Einstien's brain!

My brother has presented tu you the following slander on my good name:

He LIES!!!

Infidel Castrate wrote:
it is my brother Raul that loves Dick Chainy, he is selling Dick Chainy memorabilia for PROFIT.

http://rottenapplepie.blogspot.com/2009 ... penis.html
(Check there often for special web prices)

The evidence will show Infidel Castrate is a loyal Communist.



And LIES!!!

Infidel Castrate wrote: For your sense of reality has been altered, in Wonderland here things are not as they seem. Between that Evil KKKapitolist brother of mine Raul, and admin controls, er I mean, Party Revisionists™, reality has been altered.


And LIES!!!

Infidel Castrate wrote: I did not confess, it was my brother Raul who once again hacked into my internet accounts!

Those were not my words. The Judge and witnesses against me have admin access to my posts, but not my thoughts.



My brother has been on some heavy medication, comrades, you'll have tu understand this...

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And Antonio has been caught in numerous scandals lately...

Antonio Castro Caught in Internet Scandal With Miami Man He Thought Was A Woman:<br>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/1 ... 15271.html

Antonio Castro Caught Doing The Nasty Naked On Tape:
https://www.hollywoodgrind.com/dashiell ... t-clothes/

Thanks tu Antonio and Dashiell, I, Raul, have evidence on tape of Antonio's appendage and Fidel's lack of appendage...


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I regret having to bring this evidence before you comrades, however for the common good of the people of Cuba, I must clear my good name (and get my brother tu a retirement home right away!)

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Infidel Castrate

Here is some cuddling up for ya.

Alright, cuba libre breath, gloves are off. You just had to bring cheesy DISCO songs from the Seventies into this didn't you (Judge, that has got to be some sort of special crime in itself!)

How low will this thought criminal go before he begs for mercy from the court and finally empties that fat swiss bank account of his on us.

Does this remind you of anything that you may have been able to perform in the past..


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Raul Castro Oil wrote:Comrades of The Cube of The People!!!

Viva La Cuba!

It is I, Raul, Leader of the glorious Peoples Republic of Cuba (as soon as my pinche brother dies!), I have come tu set the record straight. My brother is trying tu ruin my good name so that Antonio can take his place right away and not me, Antonio is nothing but a bat boy!


Comrades,

It should be clear now. Raul does not want Antonio to be the rightful leader of Cuba. Raul has always been jealous of me, he was always the "little" brother.

Antonio, like his father, is feared by all men and loved by all women. He has the superior genes that I gave him.

That slut was just one of thousands of woman that Antonio used, like father like son. That same slut is known to frequent the "Adult Services" section of the Miami Craigslist. Raul and that evil Dick Chainy hired her to try and get the goods on me.

You see ... Raul, Dick Chainy, and the Rockerfellers are trying to take over the sex tourism industry of Cuba to finance their "New World Order" conspiracy.

Raul Castro Oil is now advertising on NASCAR, symbol of those redneck racist Tea Baggers ... evidence he is Reich Wing.

The recent ACORN stings you see on TV are a sham. Faux Snooze, Reich Wing talk radio, and the rest of the KKonservatives are trying to shut down the ACORN Brothel operations so that all swinging dicksAmericans must visit Cuba now, therefore the Rethuglicans will have a monopoly on copulation.

Like all KKKapitalists they wish to monopolize all enterprises for monetary and political gain.

There modus operandi is simple, but very clever, monopolize sex you control a mans penis, control a mans penis and you control the man, control the man you control the world.

We must stop these these evil thugs NOW. Write, call, or email your congressman and tell them NOT to defund ACORN. The balance of power in the world is at stake.


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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Infidel Castrate

Here is some cuddling up for ya.

Alright, cuba libre breath, gloves are off. You just had to bring cheesy DISCO songs from the Seventies into this didn't you (Judge, that has got to be some sort of special crime in itself!)

How low will this thought criminal go before he begs for mercy from the court and finally empties that fat swiss bank account of his on us.

Does this remind you of anything that you may have been able to perform in the past..


Such a low blow Commodore Snoogie Woogums, the one time I had difficulties and you find out.

I had called up MSNBC and asked for a ménage à trois "cultural exchange". The lame Keith Doberman sent down Gawdawfulo and Rosie BlowDonald. I was drinking some fine Cuban Rum, fine Latin music, the tropical view ... and for some reason those ugly Ho's started looking good.

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And yes your Dishonor Honor Commissar Theocritus, that means you had your way with Gawdawfulo AFTER I used her!

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4027

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Comrades!

Don't be fooled by this! Infidel Castrate is obviously angling for an insanity defense.

There is no way that even Cuba produces enough rum to drink these two pretty.

Sly move though Comrade Infidel........You darn near had me give you a well deserved "People's Navy Award" for really taking two for the team on that one, until I thought about all the angles being used here, in your nefarious ways to scam out of the courts administration fees and lack of real physical evidence that we can weigh in your defense. Weighty evidence that comes in troy ounces is most easily handled by the way.

He's crafty Comrades!

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrades!

Don't be fooled by this! Infidel Castrate is obviously angling for an insanity defense.

There is no way that even Cuba produces enough rum to drink these two pretty.

Sly move though Comrade Infidel........You darn near had me give you a well deserved "People's Navy Award" for really taking two for the team on that one, until I thought about all the angles being used here, in your nefarious ways to scam out of the courts administration fees and lack of real physical evidence that we can weigh in your defense. Weighty evidence that comes in troy ounces is most easily handled by the way.

He's crafty Comrades!

Comrade,

In true form of the bouguise KKapitalist you propose to the Great Castrate a bribe.

Money and material things are of no importance to the true commie, equality is for all. The Great Castrates wealth is in his human rights violationssocial justice, revolution exportinternational relations, and dictatorshipfree and fair elections.

Castrate is not a man of great financial means, (TARP and stimulus money diverted from USA hasn't arrived yet).

The Great Castrate is a man known to trade things on occasion, however.



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Castrate wrote:And yes your Dishonor Honor Commissar Theocritus, that means you had your way with Gawdawfulo AFTER I used her!

Uh, hate to tell you this, but I don't do women. Or Gawdawfulo. And I wouldn't do Rosie with a Stihl saw.

In fact I don't think that Hannibal Lecter would do either of them. In fact we may safely say that those two women are safe from everything, including comets, volcanos, and the wrath of Our Many Titted Empress.

In fact, WTF were you taking to do them? I don't think that the entire bourbon output of Kentucky, with all the Viagra made in 2008, and a splint would let anyone do them.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Castrate wrote:And yes your Dishonor Honor Commissar Theocritus, that means you had your way with Gawdawfulo AFTER I used her!

Uh, hate to tell you this, but I don't do women. Or Gawdawfulo. And I wouldn't do Rosie with a Stihl saw.

In fact I don't think that Hannibal Lecter would do either of them. In fact we may safely say that those two women are safe from everything, including comets, volcanos, and the wrath of Our Many Titted Empress.

In fact, WTF were you taking to do them? I don't think that the entire bourbon output of Kentucky, with all the Viagra made in 2008, and a splint would let anyone do them.

Aaah but Commissar Theocritus, now you know why I am such a thug great leader. I can manipulate provoke one to do my wishing just through torture my immense charm and intellect. I knew I could get your response.

I taught the great "0" all his tricks. When people worship you they believe anything you tell them, no mattter how crazy something may sound. Do these things sound familiar?

1. We must spend 1 Trillion $$ on healthcare to stop the country from going broke.

2. Forcing someone to buy health insurance is not a "tax". Even though our tax collectors will enforce the collection of the non-tax tax it is not a tax.

3. We must act now to save our planet, cap and trade will only cost the average taxpayer about the cost of 1 postage stamp per day.

4. To pay for health care we will eliminate waste and fraud and not cut any services to seniors. It will be budget neutral.

etc etc

See the ObamaMessiah learned all this from the Great Masterbater Castrate.

The secret is in the delivery of the message, and whom delivers it.

I convinced them all that I was not a communist and there would be democracy and free elections! HAHAHAHAH!



Now regarding that VIVID dream you had, it was all but reality, in your subconscious
there was something irresistable about that Gawdawfulo woman. Perhaps it was her lies and deceit, her hateful persona that makes most non-progressives want to choke her, or maybe even her tennis shoes.

Dreams, in Freud's view, were all forms of "wish-fulfillment" — attempts by the unconscious to resolve a conflict of some sort, whether something recent or something from the recessess of the past.

So for a man not attracted to any woman, she had a great power over you.

You see even the Great Castrate could not resist her, and I have been with thousands of beautiful woman in my life. As I stated before the secret is in the delivery of the message, and whom delivers it. As far as Rosey ... OK I was very drunk but I made her put a bag over her head (ok 2 bags, a double bagger).

As a true equalitarian all woman are to share the vast wealth of my appendage equally, even buck ugly ones.

Before this show trial is over it is I the Great Castrate whom will be in charge, and everyone here will be at my Beck and Call. HAHAHAHAH!

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Castrate, when you did the Rosie, did you have to use two ten-pound bags of flour to locate the wet spot?

Gawdawfulo has a power over me like the dreams when I am in public naked or walk over a cliff.

But I think it's the grease, really--who can say anything bad about that much grease? I have on good authority that the Goracle is now the high priest of the First Church of Gawdawfulo Gaia. I mean, just think of the energy in her grease. You could power all the cars in New York if you just burned the grease that you could scrape off that Gawdawfulo woman in one day.

But the major reason that I wouldn't do Gawdawfulo is that for some reason the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits love her. They follow her, hissing, "Nuclar! Nuclar!" and the last thing that I want is more nano Jimmy Carter rabbits.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Castrate, when you did the Rosie, did you have to use two ten-pound bags of flour to locate the wet spot?

Gawdawfulo has a power over me like the dreams when I am in public naked or walk over a cliff.

But I think it's the grease, really--who can say anything bad about that much grease? I have on good authority that the Goracle is now the high priest of the First Church of Gawdawfulo Gaia. I mean, just think of the energy in her grease. You could power all the cars in New York if you just burned the grease that you could scrape off that Gawdawfulo woman in one day.

But the major reason that I wouldn't do Gawdawfulo is that for some reason the nano Jimmy Carter rabbits love her. They follow her, hissing, "Nuclar! Nuclar!" and the last thing that I want is more nano Jimmy Carter rabbits.

Ah ha! I found your inner-most fear ... pleasant dreams


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Oh no, Castrate. That squeaking is a sound that hasn't been heard around the Gawdawfulo since the doctor who delivered her slapped her on the ass and then grimaced and dumped her in a tub of Varsol.

All I could think of while watching this was a midget yelling, "The train! The train!"

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Infidel Castrate wrote: Before this show trial is over it is I the Great Castrate whom will be in charge, and everyone here will be at my Beck and Call. HAHAHAHAH!

Great Stalin's Appendage!!! The thoughtcriminal has lost its mind, it is now reeling in delusions of grandeur, coiling in cold sweats of megalomania, and attacking The Honorable Judge Commissar Theocritus with its insults and illusions.

Yes, comrades, I'll say it again, this thoughtcriminal is sick, sick, sick.

Raul's testimony must be correct, and Infidel Castrate has skipped out on the medication...


Image ...this evidence is clear. Appendage Prosthelytizing is rampant and dementia is now setting in.

Comrades be leery, the thoughtcriminals disease may be contagious. You may as well drop him off at the graveyard gates comrades, and my minions will count him off as another necro-proxy vote.

The only other way, comrades, is to hire a Peoples Prosecutor to set the record straight.

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Oh, RR, don't worry. I never take offense. I just take notes. As Mae West said, "When you're young, keep a diary. When you're old, it'll keep you."

And I shall handle the prosecution too. But does it really matter? It's a show trial. I think that we might use Islamic Rage Boy or Yelling Ylena for the prosecutor, and if they're cut-outs, why not? We could use a cut-out of the Goracle or of John Kerry. That would suffice.

Because the result is going to be of course another hairy nut in an egg cup.

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Red Rooster wrote: Great Stalin's Appendage!!! The thoughtcriminal has lost its mind, it is now reeling in delusions of grandeur, coiling in cold sweats of megalomania, and attacking The Honorable Judge Commissar Theocritus with its insults and illusions.

Yes, comrades, I'll say it again, this thoughtcriminal is sick, sick, sick.

Raul's testimony must be correct, and Infidel Castrate has skipped out on the medication...



...this evidence is clear. Appendage Prosthelytizing is rampant and dementia is now setting in.

Comrades be leery, the thoughtcriminals disease may be contagious. You may as well drop him off at the graveyard gates comrades, and my minions will count him off as another necro-proxy vote.

The only other way, comrades, is to hire a Peoples Prosecutor to set the record straight.

Come now Extra-Crispy Red Rooster, once I win this sham trial, we can all be good friends when this is over. I'll even go to New York and invite you, Colonel Klink 7:62, and Commissar Theocritus to my favorite hotel in New York and we can celebrate the glory of Communism.

Colonel Klink 7:62 can bring the cole slow, Commissar Theocritus can bring the mashed potatoes w/gravy, and you can bring ... you. I'll provide whores entertainment and beverages.

http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/new ... on_1s.html

HAHAHAHAHA

Comrade Castrate knows how to throw a party!

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Comrades, new and amazing evidence! Ever since the show trial started, my computer has been acting up. Hard drive failures, shorted out power supply, and all manner of other problems Some say it is because I have an older Dell laptop. I say it is because COMRADE NO APPENDAGE HAS INFILTRATED MY COMPUTER AND TRIED TO DESTROY IT! Already a new machine is coming to me from a secret location, but I had to get this important denouncement out NOW while my machine still barely functioned. IT IS CASTRATE'S FAULT! He FEARS the evidence I was preparing against him, he fears that I may tweak the clock a bit and watch him wither away into dust, or that Che may crawl out of his tomb once again and take power. I DENOUNCE CASTRATE FOR ATTEMPTING TO SHUT MY OFFICE DOWN! Screw the show trial, a squad of Red Guard Rendition and Castration troops are heading his way as we speak.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrades, new and amazing evidence! Ever since the show trial started, my computer has been acting up. Hard drive failures, shorted out power supply, and all manner of other problems Some say it is because I have an older Dell laptop. I say it is because COMRADE NO APPENDAGE HAS INFILTRATED MY COMPUTER AND TRIED TO DESTROY IT! Already a new machine is coming to me from a secret location, but I had to get this important denouncement out NOW while my machine still barely functioned. IT IS CASTRATE'S FAULT! He FEARS the evidence I was preparing against him, he fears that I may tweak the clock a bit and watch him wither away into dust, or that Che may crawl out of his tomb once again and take power. I DENOUNCE CASTRATE FOR ATTEMPTING TO SHUT MY OFFICE DOWN! Screw the show trial, a squad of Red Guard Rendition and Castration troops are heading his way as we speak.

Come now Colonel Klink 7.62, everyone calls me demented, HA.

Sources close to me inform me that you you have a employee in your office that likes to prowl the internet for young Aryan boys. Most probable explanation is that he got a bit excited while surfing and spilled strudel into your keyboard and shorted out your system.

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I do not know who this "Klink" person is.

Meanwhile, I must again denounce you. It seems an operative witnessed you MOVING THE HANDS ON YOUR CLOCK! Not only that, but you also were attempting to pleasure yourself with what remained of your appendage to a SARAH PALIN SPEECH played on your TV. I do not know what is worse, trying to manipulate time without approval, rubbing your little stump, or doing it to Sarah Palin. You are a disgusting reprobate not fit to move about in proper socialist society.

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Yes comrades we must administer the medication, and soon. My nurse is waiting in the courtroom wings as soon as the Honorable Glorious Judge Theocritus sees fit...

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:

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I do not know who this "Klink" person is.

Meanwhile, I must again denounce you. It seems an operative witnessed you MOVING THE HANDS ON YOUR CLOCK! Not only that, but you also were attempting to pleasure yourself with what remained of your appendage to a SARAH PALIN SPEECH played on your TV. I do not know what is worse, trying to manipulate time without approval, rubbing your little stump, or doing it to Sarah Palin. You are a disgusting reprobate not fit to move about in proper socialist society.


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Oh come on. Sarah Palin. Young Aryan boys. You ought to know that the only properly titillating material for a good Marxist is Marx.

Get a goddamned copy of Marx and drool over it. Or <i>Mein Kampf</i>. That will put you, by the way, in the company of the Arabic-speaking world, where it's a best seller.

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Yo!

What's up with you dudes? Let's get it on with this sham inquisition.

Here in my geriatric care unit bunker the Great Castrate has more important things to do like bingo export of revolution, shuffleboard dissident executions, and internet porn cultural undertakings.

Perhaps it is now clear to all of you that you cannot win? All men fear me, all woman love me.

I am the Great Castrate.

Here's your sham court!


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All right, let's get it done.

Castrate, you have been accused of not toeing the party line. Not turning over enough of the, uh, user fees that you collect. Not being sufficiently lickspittle. And all those other things.

I, as judge, and arbiter elegantarium, do hereby declare you guilty as charged. You do realize that there is nothing that you could have done to change the outcome.

And for this recognition of your evilness, your vileness, your duplicity, your general being an asshole, you shall be promoted.

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Wait just a second there Commissar Theocritus! I haven't seen anything from this prole. The total lack of sucking up giving glorious praise to comrades of The Party(TM) elite is just a bit trifling. And where are the wonders? Not a wonder one! The files we've processed so far have contained nothing but electrons of gibberish and JooTube videos.

No, this prole needs time in the Gulag and on the front lines of The Revolution(TM). That or the medication he is missing.

It's a bit troubling comrades, when we have our lunch of vodka and beets in The Bunker(TM) and not one comrade, except the Colonel, reads the bulletin board. The Peoples Director cannot be pleased, the Politburo has certain quotas to meet or else proles must be turned to meat.

Now, I must demand this prole be tried and impaled properly.

His visit to The Wall must be as Che would have it.

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You want to use my impaling sticks? I have plenty, as you know.

But RR, consider what a slimy bastard this man is. I mean, really. Doesn't he make you skin crawl? Just the sort that Hugo Chavez would like, and does like.

This man is a <i>prog</i>, RR, a real prog.

And anyway, later on I can screw him over. I've done it lots.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:All right, let's get it done.

Castrate, you have been accused of not toeing the party line. Not turning over enough of the, uh, user fees that you collect. Not being sufficiently lickspittle. And all those other things.

I, as judge, and arbiter elegantarium, do hereby declare you guilty as charged. You do realize that there is nothing that you could have done to change the outcome.

And for this recognition of your evilness, your vileness, your duplicity, your general being an asshole, you shall be promoted.

Most thankful for your judgement your honor (checks in the mail).

Now I have urgent business to tend to at the UN. Seems those rat bastards Muammar Whacki Qaddafi and Mahmad Ahmadmaninejihad are trying to upstage me. Damn fool Qaddafi can't even pitch a tent, The Great Castrate knows how to rock NY and give a UN speech.

And did you get a look at the mug on that Qaddafi, scarier than the offspring of 4 generations of Gawdawfulo and Michael Jackson in-breeding. Nice hair though.

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Comrade Castrate,

The Politburo would like you to post your past Agitprop in this thread for their perusal. Your impatience and guilt has been duly noted. We will be clearing The Wall for your execution right away.

-Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™

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Castrate, the only thing that Michael Jackson has bred with is a pillow with a hole in it. I am still hoping to get Gawdawfulo to breed with Commissar Jodin Morey, with his head cocked perkily to the side.

I tried to get Gawdawfulo bred by Mikael the Minnesota Mime Moonbat Rudolph but for someone who makes a living as mime, or says he does, he sure does yap a lot. I presented him with Gawdawfulo at the Rancho. I even had lots of roses, but they of course wilted. But 4M kept on complaining that he was supposed to try out for a talent show--yeah, a mime on a talent show unless it's Whack-a-Mole--and they only gave him $75 a day in expenses and that wasn't enough for his fair-trade organic fermented tofu for breakfast.

Even Gawdawfulo said, "Mikael, just give it a rest, won't you?"

Be careful though when you speechify at the U.N. There's not a lot of brain power there. Just tell them how important they are (they aren't) and how evil the U. S. is, and they'll eat it up as they accumulate parking tickets and walk checks.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote: Be careful though when you speechify at the U.N. There's not a lot of brain power there. Just tell them how important they are (they aren't) and how evil the U. S. is, and they'll eat it up as they accumulate parking tickets and walk checks.

PROG OFF
You must be referring to Dear Leader?

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Comrade Castrate,

The Politburo would like you to post your past Agitprop in this thread for their perusal. Your impatience and guilt has been duly noted. We will be clearing The Wall for your execution right away.

-Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™

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I see the powers that be have spoken. I await a perusal of this thoughcriminals gallery of horrors too.

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Comrade Judge Theocritus, I would like reparations from the Thoughtcriminal Castrate for making a clock in his own image. Barring that, I'd like permission to coordinate with Commodore Snoogie, and land some troops to pillage Havana for a few hours. I'll probably do it anyway, but it looks better with a court order.

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Red Rooster wrote:I see the powers that be have spoken. I await a perusal of this thoughcriminals gallery of horrors too.

Ah Red Rooster, suggest you purge yourself of any food you have consumed in the last 24 hours first before viewing. For the only thing more horrible looking than the inbreeding offspring of GodAwfullo and Michael Jackson is my art.

Don't say I didn't warn you ....

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7.62, did you seen the picture that Castrate had of a clock of Gawdawfulo connected somehow with me? I'm still shuddering and I've repressed it. After all, it made me nearly faint and Bruno started hysterical crying. I know, I know, that's not that big a change but it was a new sort of hysterical crying.

I think that he has an unhealthy fascination with Gawdawfulo. Hate and love are opposite sides of the same coin, you know.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:7.62, did you seen the picture that Castrate had of a clock of Gawdawfulo connected somehow with me? I'm still shuddering and I've repressed it. After all, it made me nearly faint and Bruno started hysterical crying. I know, I know, that's not that big a change but it was a new sort of hysterical crying.

I think that he has an unhealthy fascination with Gawdawfulo. Hate and love are opposite sides of the same coin, you know.

Gawdawfulo is but one I have a unhealthy fascination with. Here are some others that appear on both sides of that coin.

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Indeed I did see that awful clock. I am working up a proper invasion of Cuba as retribution. I am still awaiting the arrival of Commodore Snoogie Woogum's fleet, which of course will arrive on time. Meanwhile, I hope havana enjoys being trapped in the 1950's BWWAAAHHHAAAAHHAAA!!!!


 
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