Sign Up Now for Affirmative Shopping Trips to London!

My Comrades!

The Zimbabwe State Travel Agency is proud to announce a brand new product!

It is some time since we pioneered the innovative Asylum Tours to Britain that included complimentary British Citizenship and free Unemployment Benefits, Healthcare, Education and Baby Formula for Life.

We have now improved our excellent track record with another innovation in the travel industry: London Affirmative Shopping Tours!

This tour package includes: Air fare and airport taxes, three nights in Tottenham, two in Clapham and guided All Night Tours to the best Affirmative Shopping spots London has to offer.

Special offer: If you book immediately you will also receive 1 complimentary brick, a 500ml Coke bottle filled with petrol and a rag so that you can start shopping immediately!

This is an offer that is to good to miss! Phone our call centre right now!


 

Kadaffy, while contemplating attacks on Obama's brother's mud hut, petitions the UN to support the rebels in Philadelphia and demands the resignation of the profligate spender and regulatory dictator Obama for violating the terms of his faith.

Adding gravity to the request, China expresses its support of Kadaffy and launches its first air craft carrier to conduct military exercises in the Gulf of Sidra.
 

Not to be outdone, Obmugabe petitions the UN to support the rebels in London and demands the resignation of Cameron.
 

Comrade Obamugabe, I hope those who accept your offer do hurry, looks like most of the good stuff is gone....
 

Dear Obamugabe!

Belatedly I have illustrated your glorious announcement, with slight modification. I inserted the image at the top of your original post - hope you don't mind.

The affirmative shopping spree in Britain is now winding down, but there surely will be more happy returns!
 

TRAVEL
REVIEWS

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"I highly recommend it but expect long lines at the major attractions."
Dig4Utopia



 

Packing up the wives right now. As soon as the British government sends me my airline tickets (as is my right), we, along with my 18 children will be on our way to protest the inadequacies of our new government sponsored life. After all, no matter how much largesse we receive, it will never be enough as long as those rich scum have more. Therefore, we deserve more!
 

Red Square

Dear Obamugabe!

Belatedly I have illustrated your glorious announcement, with slight modification. I inserted the image at the top of your original post - hope you don't mind.

The affirmative shopping spree in Britain is now winding down, but there surely will be more happy returns!

Comrade Red^2

As usual your agitprop is most equal.

If this were a capitalistic enterprise (spit) instead of a People's Initiative For The Children, I would gladly offer you a partnership, or at least some compensation. As it is, I believe that the warm feeling you get for redistributing your talent wealth to the Victims of Talent Injustice (me) is compensation enough for you.

Amandla!

Obamugabe
 

Yes, folks, everything here in Britain is great for travelers. You can get whatever you want whenever you want wherever you want. Come visit and get what you have been deserving for some time now.


 

AbecedariusRex

Yes, folks, everything here in Britain is great for travelers. You can get whatever you want whenever you want wherever you want. Come visit and get what you have been deserving for some time now.

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I'd forgotten just how bad Vicious and Rotten really were. How did those guys ever make it? You did note the stunning fashion statement of Mr. Marx on Glen Matlock's (pre-Rotten) jacket though, yes?
 

It would appear that the Brwitsh looters have a bit of a sticky wicket.

You see, before one can plug in a tellie in the Peoples' Socialist Paradise of the United Kingdom, one must purchase a LICENSE lest one have their equipment triangulated and confiscated by the authorities.

...and to PURCHASE a license, one must provide proof they PURCHASED the tellie in question.
 

Nice to see the Pistols with their original (and real) bassist (not Sid, who replaced Glen Matlock and who really couldn't play but had a most excellent attitude). And for the record, their guitarist, Steve Jones, played bass on Never Mind the Bullocks.

God save the Queen!



Perfect music for a Shopping Extravaganza :)

And for the record, as a former professional rock guitarist, I double dog dare you to come up with as powerful a collection of guitar riffs as those in God Save the Queen. It's easy to discount them, if you don't personally play, but the guitar work was actually very good. Remember, music is in the ear of the beholder, and as a recording artist myself I have a lot of respect for what the Pistols did. Armchair musicians are a lot like armchair politicians.



Play it loud. For the Children™.
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

Perfect music for a Shopping Extravaganza :)

And for the record, as a former professional rock guitarist, I double dog dare you to come up with as powerful a collection of guitar riffs as those in God Save the Queen. It's easy to discount them, if you don't personally play, but the guitar work was actually very good. Remember, music is in the ear of the beholder, and as a recording artist myself I have a lot of respect for what the Pistols did. Armchair musicians are a lot like armchair politicians.

Well, Comrade ROCKITUSSA, I don't know much about art but I know what I like... and I like the Dead Kennedys as much as the the Sex Pistols.
 

Ear of the beholder, Comrade Rex ;)

"What you need, my son -

Is a holiday night in Tottenham
Break windows, grab a TV!
A holiday night in Tottenham
All you want, and it's for free"
 

Comrade Goldstein -

Not To Worry! The Party stationed a Peoples' Representative at virtually every street-corner, offering pre-printed "receipts" for the "recently-acquired" merchandise.

As for "paying" for a "telly license", naturally, these inventive blokes know how to claim additional progeny in order to offset the "cost." (And this assumes they they, as the Sainted Poor - should have to pay for a "license" at all: Isn't it up to The Government to provide for their every need?)
 

Brilliant poster, I need a 1st class ticket to London, to represent the people on this action against capitalist imperialists.
 

I don't need anything as of right now (unless the State comes up with something I do need of course), but hey, I'm not one to pass up a good crisis deal. I've got my spare set of cloths (just one set of course) and I'm just finishing up the booking.

You'll get a message from Captain Kirk shortly.