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Socialism Wins in Virginia

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"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"



CP 2121 EST 05 November 2013

Story by: Red Writer

In a stunning blow to Rethuglikkan Teabaggers, Terry McAuliffe (Hero of the 0bama People's Revolution) won a landslide victory in his race for the Virginia Governor's crown tonight.

“I just can't tell you what a victory this is for women and the LGBT community – er, Democrat party of which I am a proud member!”, gushed Mr. McAuliffe in a prepared statement. “I plan to go to every street corner in Virginia to hand out contraceptives and 0bamadon'tcare signup forms whenever I'm not raising taxes or passing business-crippling legislation or penalizing evil capitalists or getting guns out of the hands of evil Tearrorists or taking the government's property back from Teabaggers who mistakenly believe they own it and are private Virginia citizens. I'll make this state even more progressive than 0'Malley's Maryland, with more Hope and Change than he doles out! Long live the Revolution for Hope, Change, and the 0bamanation!”, he shouted, before convulsing and falling to his knees in praise and adoration of Dear 0'Leader. Noble sweat on his brow, a trickle of spittle from the side of his mouth, and quivering eyes denoted his feeling of rapture as he contemplated his new position of power. “My victory was assured. Now in three years I can lead Virginia in ushering in the Era of the MTE – if L0rd 0bama is willing to let her have a shot at it”, he added, demonstrating his political positioning skill and showing his eagerness to participate in any possible outcome in 2016.

Ken “KKK” Cuccinelli, showing his extreme fanaticism, intolerance, and hatred of women, minorities, and poor people, invoked the name of some false god (Hail 0bama our L0rd and Savi0r! Allahu Akbar!) and some old dead white guy in his miserable defeat speech.

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote:"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"



CP 2121 EST 05 November 2013

Story by: Red Writer

In a stunning blow to Rethuglikkan Teabaggers, Terry McAuliffe (Hero of the 0bama People's Revolution) won a landslide victory in his race for the Virginia Governor's crown tonight.

“I just can't tell you what a victory this is for women and the LGBT community – er, Democrat party of which I am a proud member!”, gushed Mr. McAuliffe in a prepared statement. “I plan to go to every street corner in Virginia to hand out contraceptives and 0bamadon'tcare signup forms whenever I'm not raising taxes or passing business-crippling legislation or penalizing evil capitalists or getting guns out of the hands of evil Tearrorists or taking the government's property back from Teabaggers who mistakenly believe they own it and are private Virginia citizens. I'll make this state even more progressive than 0'Malley's Maryland, with more Hope and Change than he doles out! Long live the Revolution for Hope, Change, and the 0bamanation!”, he shouted, before convulsing and falling to his knees in praise and adoration of Dear 0'Leader. Noble sweat on his brow, a trickle of spittle from the side of his mouth, and quivering eyes denoted his feeling of rapture as he contemplated his new position of power. “My victory was assured. Now in three years I can lead Virginia in ushering in [highlight=#ffff00]the Era of the MTE – if L0rd 0bama is willing to let her[/highlight] [highlight=#ff0000]have a shot[/highlight] at it”, he added, demonstrating his political positioning skill and showing his eagerness to participate in any possible outcome in 2016.

Ken “KKK” Cuccinelli, showing his extreme fanaticism, intolerance, and hatred of women, minorities, and poor people, invoked the name of some false god (Hail 0bama our L0rd and Savi0r! Allahu Akbar!) and some old dead white guy in his miserable defeat speech.
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I'll drink to that!

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Mmmmm...GULP! Do I need to actually spell out the result of this gulp without losing my street cred as a lady? Do I?

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I'm SO happy for the Peoples Rebulik Of Vaginya of what lays in store for them the next 4 years. With a corrupt, unqualified bundler fresh blood in the governor's office, and plenty of help from the Klintons, The Punk should do just fine.

The People chose well. May they reap the rewards of their kollektive sound judgment and thoughtfulness.




 
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