Comrades, rally round. Our Many Titted Empress has been defamed in popular culture by those rabid reich-wingers Trey Parker and Matt Stone who gave us the Comedy Central series South Park.

I have been keeping my bloodshot eye on them ever since, in two consecutive seasons, their Halloween episode had a picture of Barbra Streisand in each corner, and Babs, dear Babs, is such a strong party member, if you can get around the attitude and the fact that she is not, after all, all that bright. She's bossy, opinionated, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, and very very loud. What's not to love?

Now they have crossed the line. In a 2007 episode, <i>The Snuke</i>, available on iTunes, they state that the perfect hiding place for a Suitcase Nuke is the <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... ">snizz</a> of our Many Titted Empress, because, well, it's not been used.

This directly contradicts, of course, the evidence of my own eyes at Rancho del Rio Grande and Bruno is still in therapy for it, therapy more expensive than Imelda Marcos' shoes, but that's another story.

I warn you though: should you help the KKKapitalists by purchasing this, because I've tried to steal it and cannot--Comrade Dirk? Where are you when I need you?--you may find it a challenge to retain your proud socialist's demeanor.

I recall the jury which was empanelled to judge whether or not some seized material was pornography and to make sure watched it a half dozen times. It took me that many to determine how great a calumny this is to Our Empress.

Interesting terminology. I wonder where they came up with that one....

Ah, I remember this episode. But it was not all so bad... as the description of the episode goes...

"Back in South Park, Kyle tells everybody that the moral of the experience was that one should not be suspicious of just one race of people, "because actually, most of the world hates [America]." Cartman, however, points out that if he had not suspected Bahir due to his religion he would have never called Kyle, and the actual terrorism plot would not have been solved; thus, he points out, "racism and bigotry saved America."

Not to worry our comrades at media matters will be watching them closely! Recording their every move, as soon as Comrade David Brock gets out of his pedicure.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Now they have crossed the line. In a 2007 episode, <i>The Snuke</i>, available on iTunes...

iTunes? Mr Commissar sir, you shouldn't be using that tool of war mongering capitalist exploitation! I'm surprised at you. Radicals in the know liberate their South Park episodes here:

South Park Zone - Watch and Download Every Single South Park Episode, (Thanks to Matt and Trey)

I used to liberate the DVDs from FredMart, don't need to do that anymore. During the season run these get posted soon after each episode actually airs. Dig it.

Thank you, Margaret, I had no idea. And why indeed would I support some capitalist profit-center? But, er, ahem, I was trying to hack the system. Yes. That's it. I was trying to hack iTunes.

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And it would make me learn how to import things to play on Apple TV for I promise you a 60" screen looks a hell of a lot better than a 17" one.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:...But, er, ahem, I was trying to hack the system. Yes. That's it. I was trying to hack iTunes.

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And it would make me learn how to import things to play on Apple TV for I promise you a 60" screen looks a hell of a lot better than a 17" one.

Well okay then.

Margaret, in penance I have made arrangement with Comrade Dirk to lift 1,000 wallets by Dead White Male Oppressors' Day on February 18.

Margaret, in penance I have made arrangement with Comrade Dirk to lift 1,000 wallets by Dead White Male Oppressors' Day on February 18

Just a thousand? I can have that done in half an hour and "liberate" the entire 10th season of south park on dvd.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Margaret, in penance I have made arrangement with Comrade Dirk to lift 1,000 wallets by Dead White Male Oppressors' Day on February 18.

Nope. I think for penance you have to jump in the dumpster with Charlie Sheen. He's been howling for days.

Oh Sweet Lenin, Margaret, you're tough. Can't I just hear Babs howl for a while? That's particular torture, you know. All those BEQs--the memories--my fist curls instinctively and the air grows dark at the memories.

"Isn't she just <i>divine</i>?" some bald-headed BEQ gasps...

No, Margaret, even the BEQs at Babs instead of Charlie Sheen. Because out of experience I know I can take out a BEQ but Charlie Sheen? There's something wrong with that boy...

Margaret, I told a friend of mine about your suggestion and his reply was this

Ron wrote:Boy stay the eff away from this site. I went and looked at a couple of episodes and got billed through paypal for $83 without my knowledge. Apparently the site recognized my email address and hit paypal with it.

That is interesting, especially since the page advertises all seasons all episodes free, But this server does not have the videos, they come from MySpace and some other places. Wonder what a lawyer could do for your pal?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Margaret, I told a friend of mine about your suggestion and his reply was this

Ron wrote:Boy stay the eff away from this site. I went and looked at a couple of episodes and got billed through paypal for $83 without my knowledge. Apparently the site recognized my email address and hit paypal with it.

Hmmm... never had any problem with that. But then I don't use Paypal. Capitalist ripoff. I use ComradeCube to liberate things from the internet.