Are the " mission specialists" with Red Square going to bring back any keepsakes for the collective ? If so, they could be displayed at the People's Cultural Center and Pool Hall.

Incidentally, there may be requests from the electronic progs that are us, here.

Does anybody here want Red Square and party to bring them back something ?

Since cash is most likely out of the question (but there is nothing like new, crisp $100 bill, is there?!) I would like an autographed photo of dear Leninka, Pup and the boss himself (preferably framed and ready for Ebay) but I would be satisfied happy with a personal shout-out.

Is the Bu$hitlers head on a platter to much to ask?

Since someone mentioned Ebay, whoever that was, I have decided to put my vodka coupon up for bids here (please, do not thank me, with this depressed economy, I thought this a act to do.) Please make the opening bid $25 or above. I have bills and commitments myself and in need of a manicure. (and please, pay NO nevermind to the expiration date, which is phony, inaccurate and unnecessary. This coupon is valid at any gulag bar, strip joint or liquor store)

Ah, what joy we all share....to start yet another day by coming here to the collective's blog and being welcomed by Uncle Joe's smiling face, requiring you to log in with him first.
Can't you just feel the love and security that only the socialist state can provide ?

And Fraulein ......perhaps you are too fond of wealth, no ? Well, Dear Leader is attending to the future of capitalism on no uncertain terms.....so IF you get that " crisp, new $100.00 bill ", you'd better spend it fast, before all it buys you is a new pack of playing cards and a can of Pringles.

Krasnodar out. Oh yes...I almost forgot to ask . Could the" Shakedown Team" bring me back a pair of alligator slippers ?Thanks.

Krasnodar, I must correct where your thoughts have appeared to go far astray. I, the most loyal Made Prog, am not "fond of wealth", any more than dearest fearless Leader is, or that our beloved Clinton's are, or the so glorious Barney Frank or the esteemed Georgie Sorros is - we live to REDISTRIBUTE to those in need. How can we redistribute, what we do not have, I ask?!!!!

I do like those shoes though. Do they come in Bush?

Dear Fraulein........." How can we redistribute what we do not have ?" A dazzling display of Party rationalization........uh.....revelation! Perhaps you should look into becoming an NPR reporter ! ( National Progressive Radio ) I hear they'll be hiring soon, thanks to a cash infusion by George Soros. Surely they'd welcome such a distinguished "made-prog" as yourself into their " fold of enlightenment ".

And the answer to your last inquiry is no, the shoes only come in 'gator.

Comrades,
If it is possible, I requesting one of the elephantine mosquitos from the Oakefanoke Swamp,

You are knocked over, trampled, then blood is extracted, after you have been processed.

That will come in handy for distribution around the gulag for late [2am] party givers.

NPR, well, my my, I hadn't given it a thought, but you are full of correctness,Krasnodar. I will have to ponder submitting my resume. Possibly myself and Leninka could work together, since she has familiarity with radio speakage, or so I heard. Just think of all the people we could reach with glorious progressive views, right from the horses mouth (so to speak).

"You are knocked over, trampled, then blood is extracted, after you have been processed". Comrade Tooorisky, are you sure you are not confusing your Oakefanoke Swamp with an SEIU gathering, or, oh my goodness.... that could be one of our glorious Cube party's. (but you didn't hear that from me!!!! sssssshh)

NPR's" All Progs Considered "
with Pulloskis and Leninka

Krasnodar, instead of slippers I think you might benefit from a jacket of much straightness.

(come to think of it, that goes for Tooorisky and that 4 fella as well)

Comrades,

All I remember is the sound of being near an airport, crash, boom, lights out.

When I came to was in darkness, weakness, exhaustion. It could have been a union meeting, a party, or traditional blood letting.

Comrade Whoopie,
No I am liking the Straights of Jacket, do they come in your size?

Krasnodar, we are much more attractive than that Juan guy, are we not?!

Most definitely a Cube party, Tooorisky, most definitely.

Comrade Whoopie...Thank you for kind commendation ! It means Krasnodar, who is myself, is doing his job. There is method in madness... unstable people are usually left alone by decadent capitalist society.....freeing them to be intellectual saboteurs of most effectiveness, yes ? " Like speaking to one's self in third person ", he said.

As in training motto : " Hit 'Em Hard, Leave 'Em Confused "

Fraulein,

Most definately! This Juan is the rear end of donkeys compared to you!

I am confused by the party postings. In one picture you have on a blue tee shirt. In another you have z dress. Is both wearings correct? There is no time sequence, so we know not which picture came first or last, or if the order of display is correct.

Since request of things from the south are being taken, I would like one of these...


I DO NOT want one of these...

Are all southern repubiks this stupid? I watched in awe as Dear Leader excoriates this W wanna be hick with progressive logic.

Who is this Bush lookalike greedy character?? How dare he question dear Obama about things of which he knows nothing?! He's never run a business or made payroll... he was just a street hustler (is that the right word? what is the right word??? ORGANIZER! ah ha! yes, that it is! He knows how to make protest signs, not jobs! these are trick questions!!!).
Greedy greedy capitalist. Of course they are to make jobs so as to give US money and benefits!! ha ha... what a silly man.

Comrades,

Recommended is it we add a new word, which is making an old word shorter.
Instead of saying Bushitler, we use the combining form and let the readers add what ever ending they want. [Is this not freedom?]

Try to use "Bushit", it may sound like another word, but you know what you meant.

This change has not been authorized by the Pollitbureau or Red Square himself, use at your own risk, you never know when the next purge will happen. Purges are NOT like the Winter Solstice or Vernal Equinox.