Stalin wishes Happy New Year to people of Crimea

In case anyone still has doubts about what the annexation of Crimea was all about, here's a billboard that was recently hung by the local branch of the Communist Party in Sevastopol.

As Charles De Gaulle allegedly commented upon the Marxist dictator's death, "Stalin didn't walk away into the past, he dissolved into the future." This billboard is a vivid illustration of that. It features a celebratory Joseph Stalin raising a glass of champagne on Red Square, inside a flat-screen TV with an old USSR brand logo underneath. That logo had gone out of use years before flat-screen TVs came about, in addition to the fact that Russia never produced such TVs, mostly because its national industries have yet to recover from the curse of inefficiency inflicted on it by Lenin, Stalin, and their communist successors.

Who came up with this politico-economic fantasy? The answer is in the right-hand upper corner, emblazoned with the logo of the Communist Party of Russian Federation, right above the words in Russian that say, "Happy New Year."

This must be a special addition of insult to injury to the Crimean Tatars, whom Stalin had deported en masse from their homes in the 1940s, and who had been given a chance to return and settle in their ancestral land only after Ukraine's independence from Russia.

Below is the front page of this month's Sevastopolskaya Pravda, which congratulates its readers with 135th anniversary of the birth of Joseph Stalin. The motto at the top says, "For socialism, soviet power, and brotherly union!" The words above Stalin's photo say "Great Stalin," and the lead editorial next to it is titled in the best Cold War traditions, "USA and NATO are escalating military presence in Ukraine."




Of all parties, the Communists feared Ukrainian independence the most, and they have also been very helpful in agitating for Russia's annexation of Crimea, as well as taking active role in the separatist movements and establishing the self-proclaimed breakaway "people's republics" in the southeast of the country. Indeed, the offices of the leaders of DPR and LPR are often decorated with red banners, hammer-and sickle logos, other Soviet symbolics, and portraits of Stalin.

Those American conservatives who fall for the notion that the pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine are somehow a freedom-loving people's militia fighting for Christian values, are up for a big disappointment.

The cherry on top is the arrival in Moscow of the Hollywood radical Oliver Stone, who is going to channel Putin and Russia's communist diehards in a new "documentary" about how the current conflict in Ukraine is the fault of the CIA and U.S. State Department. Take that, John Kerry!

The photo below shows Oliver Stone interviewing the runaway corrupt Ukrainian ex-president Victor Yanukovich in Moscow, December 2014.



 

The Single-Movie Theory

Putin's Left-Hand Man in Ukraine, Victor-Yanukovich, Thanks and Praises Oliver Stone for His Single-Movie-Theory Contribution to Eclipse the Single-Putin Fingerprints on Ukraine in 2014:

Quote:

You're right left, Oliver. Given that despite evidence in the Kennedy-assassination investigation having overwhelmingly proven Oswald acted alone, your movie about it persuaded a majority of American LIVs (i.e. a majority of Americans) a CIA/Capitalist Cabal murdered Kennedy, so your thus-proven Single-Movie Theory makes it a slam-dunk (as you clever Yanks say) that your movie about Ukraine will convince the world that I was the Ukrainian "George Washington" ousted by the CIA/Capitalist Cabal.


Rewriting History One Movie at a Time

--KOOK
 

Those overcome guided by the fairy mentality hope and change desires of expanding neo-NATOism beyond its funding principles of expanding its utilitarian, populist dominance throughout Eastern Europe, their prancing desires for Putin to do a butt-up genuflection to the well promoted intentioned US Five Billion Dollar effort to place a major Russian Naval Base in their ownership should be seen only in terms of regaining Marxist principles for the Black Sea!


 

Komrade Troutski -

The Party look kindly on your zeal in exhibiting korrekt, Party-approved sarkasm. Pay no attention to the desire of millions of Ukrainians to unbend their knees and spines and get rid of the government of thieving, Kremlin-backed puppets and their Marxist fellow travelers. The effort to bring the Ukies back to the butt-up genuflected position for Moscow's uninterrupted pleasure should be seen only in terms of preserving a major Russian Naval Base in Sevastopol.

This base must be already the fifth or the sixth primary reason on the rotating list of primary reasons of keeping Ukraine bent over on its knees. Pay no attention whatsoever to the fact that Russia has been renting that base from Ukraine since 1991, without any problems or conflicts, until Putin decided to use that base for a military takeover of the peninsula, decorated with a fig leaf of "people's referendum."

Because you know I'm all about that base, about that base, no NATO...
 

Everybody, sing along with Red Square!
 

 

I can't decide which one is better and if this good enough for a separate post... I'm bringing jackboots back...


 

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The accordion polka is haunting me...