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State Church Endorses Swalwell 2020

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The People's Representative, Rep. Eric Swalwell has announced his candidacy for the 2020 Presidential Campaign.

Full achievement of years of The People's agitation through the constitutional phrase: “separation of church and state” to ensure that government does the exact opposite of any man-spreading advice, nay even commands of that non-existent entity formerly known as God. Yes, comrades, the glorious world of Next Tuesday is scheduled to arrive in the 2020 Election Cycle. The State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer wholly endorses the Swalwell Campaign Slogan: “Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good.” No other candidate so exemplifies the folly of that out-moded 18th Century opiate of the masses form of religion than The People's Candidate, Eric Swalwell.

Tell this man, he can't do something...and he will prove everyone..even that deposed Deity.. wrong. Only in service for The People can a man even dream of paying off a Student Loan Debt of $100k. Clearly, Swalwell embodies the kind fiscal decision making skills necessary to not only attain the glories of Next Tuesday, but to make the following Wednesday a never-ending reality.

Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good. - The State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer advises all parishioners to contribute https://ericswalwell.com/.

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Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

You are unwittingly doing a disservice to our newest candidate for Thought-Leader. His real last name is SwallowWell. It explains how he avoids the risks of being labeled (or prosecuted as) a liar because whenever someone exposes the falsity of whatever he ostensibly has said, he explains that he may have inadvertently swallowed key words.

For example, when he said (before the treacherous Putin-Tool Mueller released his white-wash "report") that he'd actually seen evidence of Trump explicitly colluding and conspiring with Putin, he can respond that in speaking he may have "swallowed" the word "no" before the word "evidence," and that anyone calling him a liar would be guilty of failing to carefully listen to the words he swallows.

Thus, he might be an even better thought-leader than AOC because his manner of speaking makes him even more difficult to pin down than AOC, who never claims to swallow words. Instead, she demand that everyone swallow whatever she says. No doubt, SwallowWell eagerly tries to swallow whatever AOC says.

Also, having more "in the race" merely adds to the "race" cards we can play. If thoughtless Republicans were to mock him for his manner of speaking, they would be guilty of mocking a disabled person in violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act. It's a Win-Win for our side.

--KOOK

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Comrade Kook, your Korrect thoughts are in lock step with the Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good. agenda of The People's Representative, Eric Swalwell. The glorious arrival of Next Tuesday is near as we Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good.

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Is Swalwell making "nuking anyone that won't hand in their guns" a campaign promise?

If not, it's a deal breaker.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/new-g-w-o-n-t-on-the-horizon-t20400.html

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Go Glib. Be Dolt. Do Hoot.

I am Eerie Smallfell. And I approve this message.


 
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