There have been many historic moments in last night's State of the Union address. We can't possibly cover them all here, so we'll focus on Obama's insistence that "we must answer history's call."


And, as always, a great contribution from our comrades at IOwnTheWorld.com that sums it all:

Is that history's call, or nature's call? I can't accept the call from history because I have to go take an Obama.

It appears our great Leaders "fade" status is wearing thin,as is his blathering. Disappointing.

Chairman Red Square, welcome back. Apparently reports of your untimely demise were greatly exaggerated, thank Marx.

I am befuddled by the assertion that every policy suggestion of Dear Leader must be acted upon at once because it would be "historic." It would be historic if Obama was the first President run out of town on a rail. That's no reason to do it. Besides, history can be rewritten anytime we choose.

I love comrade Irony Curtain's picture. I do believe I can see Obama's brain through his nostrils. But he really should have his teleprompter lowered a notch. His haughty Mussolini pose is getting tiring. And it (wrongly) suggests he's an arrogant, power hungry elitist... I know, how silly is that?

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I love comrade Irony Curtain's picture. I do believe I can see Obama's brain through his nostrils. But he really should have his teleprompter lowered a notch. His haughty Mussolini pose is getting tiring. And it (wrongly) suggests he's an arrogant, power hungry elitist... I know, how silly is that?[/quote]

I understand completely, Comrade Whoopie . . . and those pesky radical right-wing teabaggers use these picture as political fodder to ridicule our Great One. WE know he's of humble origin and simply looks and sounds like a rude, pontificating, arrogant a-hole.

As for "seeing his brain" . . . I think that's something else. Comrade Rham Emanuelsimply must adjust TOTUS and give glorious Leader a tissue.

I fear that history is calling collect.

Well I, for one, Immensely enjoyed the speech from the Messiah. He surprised me with His Eloquence; for an hour, I forgot he was half black!

This One believes that the personal pronoun "I" should henceforth be reserved for the use of His Obamaness. This One was impressed by the repeated usage of "I" in the glorious revelations of last evening; in 70 minutes, His Obamaness used it more than 90 times. This One feels that only a man so transcendent, only such a light worker, should be allowed to have this personal pronoun, and that the rest of us should substitute other phrases.

One time I had the choice between answering history's call and nature's call. Given the fact that I had been taking ex lax, can you guess which call I answered?

Obama said he is going to make more jobs. This of course is great news for Government Motors.

History called alright:

"...We are going to crack down on violations of equal pay laws—so that women get equal pay for an equal day's work..."

ObowMao, 1963 called-pass your own groundbreaking legislation!

I too was truly impressed with the number of times Great Leader slipped in the pronoun, "I" (I hear tell it was about 96 times. Is this not great!?) Honorable mention went to the words, "me" and "myself", running a far second at 16 times. One should be proud of oneself when he in capable of causing chills to run up someones leg. And when glorious Leader can cause that same person not to even notice ObowMao is half black for an entire HOUR.

Women do need equal pay for equal work! Blacks need to be allowed to vote! Abortions should be llegal! Who wants their girls "burdened with a baby" when that isn't' necessary?

ooooh, I love it when the Great One speaks, even when chills run through my stomach making me want to hurl.

Thank you, Red Square! Now that line finally makes sense to me.

Here's a president who, along with his party, talks of how we mustn't go back to the failed policies of the past, Republicans are all about maintaining the status quo, let's build bridges to the next century, yada yada . . . and then he says something dumb like this? Leave it to The Man With The Hand That Holds The Cube to put it in proper perspective.

All the blather about equal pay for women, etc., got me to thinking of Mayor Goldie Brown from Back to the Future, running for re-election in 1985 on the very same, tired old platform his 1955 predecessor did. I went to the Internet Movie Data Base to see if I could find anything on that, and found something even better:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/trivia
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Apparently Ronald Reagan was amused by Doc Brown's disbelief that an actor like him could become president, so much so that he had the projectionist stop and replay the scene. He also seemed to enjoy it so much that he even made a direct reference of the film in his 1986 State of the Union address: "As they said in the film Back to the Future (1985), 'Where we're going, we don't need roads.'"

In that spirit, now Obama thinks he's going to build a "light rail" from Tampa to Orlando that will eliminate all those traffic tie-ups and carbon emissions on I-4. All I can think of is that old Simpsons episode where the snake-oil salesman played a catchy tune on the piano and thus conned Springfield into buying the solar powered monorail.

I can hardly wait to board this thing once it's finished circa 2028, only to have it break down this side of Lakeland and then sit there for 3 days till they get it repaired and running again.

I answered history's call, it was from 1861, the party on the other end asked a simple question, "whats he doing inside the White House.. whats he doing inside any house!?"

I promptly hung up and reported the call to the Dept. of Political Correctness.

Obama Answers The Call of History

Phone: BZZZZZZ!
Obama: Yes?
Phone: This is the operator. I have History on the line for you sir.
Obama: Hey, it's 3 AM! Put it thru to Biden, would ya? Me and Michelle are playing "Find the Nobel."

The moral: When history calls, it better do so during office hours or else it'll have to talk to that doofus Biden.

(offsovich)
I was watching the Vikings/Saints game when that airbag started blowing. I still feel I made the right choice, both politically and correct.

By the way, I thought Red was immortal, that or like Duffman "Duffman can never die, only the actors who portray him."

Betinov, you're right--the first-person pronoun, in particular the singular, must be reserved for our Royalty. Just as purple was reserved for Roman nobility. Just as whisky sours are reserved for Kennedys in their compound.

Getting a room. Never, "I'd like a room." Instead, "One desires a room." Or even better, "A room is desired."

That way when His Oliness, who can be lying on his back and still look down at his nose at me, says, "I" we'll pay the closest of attention to it. Because by next month he'll have made his 500th speech and not even comatose people would be happy listening to all that guff and the only way to make him fresh and new is some bullshit like this.

Pardon. Too much garlic with lunch.

Komrads,

His gloriousness knows no bounds and grows exponentially-even as we blog. I predict by mid-year, he will be referring to himself in the 1st person plural...

"We thought the Amerikkan people weren't that stupid and understood that We knew what is best for them."
Then we'd say "What? You got a mou-xist in your pocket?"
And then he'd be all like: "You're gonna wish you were Our little mou-xist when We deny your health care."
And we'll be all like: "Ooooo. Your health care reforms are as real as your little mou-xist in your mind. Let us know when it airdrops in on it's little mou-xist parachute from it's tiny little mou-xist pole-vault."

And then he will get mad and go kick Biden or something.

Ahhh... Komrads, they talk about me everywhere, I am The Call of History™, I defined the glorious system of the future, I gave Komrad Obama the gift of Hope™ and Change™ for the proletariat to finally rise above the evil Historical Materialism™ and have a Superabundence™ of goods and services. I am very humble about these glorious things that I did, I do not expect credit for Marxism. I only did it for The People™, I love the Suffering Masses™ so much that I wanted them to be free of Materialistic want. As demostrated in the many Communist societies to date, my Marxism helped many proletarian proles be free of their Materialistic wants and needs.

"Communism is a social structure in which classes are abolished and property is commonly controlled, as well as a political philosophy and social movement that advocates and aims to create such a society.[1] Karl Marx, the father of communist thought, posited that communism would be the final stage in society, which would be achieved through a proletarian revolution and only possible after a socialist stage develops the productive forces, leading to a superabundance of goods and services."

I sing The Call of History™ across the lands... buy my best selling book Komrads, The Communist Manifesto and rid yourself of materialism.

Praise be to Komrad Obama!

NO! NO! NO! Ya got it all WRONG! Let ME have it! Boink! (Think Marx Brothers, or Laurel and Hardy, if you still have the synapses to recall them)

Taking my inspiration from the glorious Chairman Mao paper-maché ball decoration (Note: there was just ONE) displayed with pride on the White House X-mas tree...I, Pamalinsky, suggest this: Why not have a choice of red or blue balls, with silk-screened lithographs of the Founding Fathers on each one! You could market it like...YOU, TOO, CAN HAVE THE BALLS OF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS! Pick any color you want...red, blue, (my favorite), gold, silver! We'll even include the LIBERTY BELL as a BONUS BALL, if you order NOW!

Each comrade can use he/she/it's hammer OR sickle OR fist for TARGET PRACTICE! This choice of weapons, of course, will allow us über-equal comrades to feel über-powerful in our, well, über-equalness! I mean...hammer, sickle, red ball, blue ball, Liberty ball, any ball you want! Eh, comrades?! We can open 'em up, just like a "buttafly, to clean!"

I know there is a Patriotic Fervor just around the corner comrades, and I think we should take full advantage of it! If you know what I mean.

Our Dear Leader's performance at the SOTU was magnificent!!

I was thrilled when He took the Reich wingers and Neo-Cons to task for obstructing His agenda for AmeriKKKa. They were crying like skool children when He was done explaining to those Neanderthal's how they should've voted for His benevolent agenda for the sheeple. Take that Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck!!

I'm also struck by the pose of our Dear Leader on the iPad and when He displays His determination. He is so much like Mussolini in the way He takes His critics to the woodshed and for His poses in front of the camera.
For this reason, I must start calling Him by a new name. Ill Dou-Che!!! Bravo, Ill Dou-Che!!!

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Our Dear Leader's performance at the SOTU was magnificent!!

I'm also struck by the pose of our Dear Leader on the iPad and when He displays His determination. He is so much like Mussolini in the way He takes His critics to the woodshed and for His poses in front of the camera.
For this reason, I must start calling Him by a new name. Ill Dou-Che!!! Bravo, Ill Dou-Che!!!

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Yes, I noticed this from the beginning as well, Komrade Zarkof. Gloriously pugnacious! Have you also noticed the way he stresses his esses, I emphasize the "ssssssssss". I believe that is referred to as the syllabic "s". Like fingernails on a chalkboard. Somewhat similar to a snake. Brilliant!

Stalin for Time wrote: Is that history's call, or nature's call? I can't accept the call from history because I have to go take an Obama.

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GOOD ONE! (rim shot!)

I'm going to enjoy History's call with my new IBong!

http://www.wired.com/gadgets/mac/commen ... /03/50820#

Pamalinsky wrote:Yes, I noticed this from the beginning as well, Komrade Zarkof. Gloriously pugnacious! Have you also noticed the way he stresses his esses, I emphasize the "ssssssssss". I believe that is referred to as the syllabic "s". Like fingernails on a chalkboard. Somewhat similar to a snake. Brilliant!

He may be reaching out to another constituency. I'm told that the bane of every director of a gay men's chorus is the sibilance. And it's true. It's not a lisp; it's a hiss.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Thank you, Red Square! Now that line finally makes sense to me.

Here's a president who, along with his party, talks of how we mustn't go back to the failed policies of the past, Republicans are all about maintaining the status quo, let's build bridges to the next century, yada yada . . . and then he says something dumb like this? Leave it to The Man With The Hand That Holds The Cube to put it in proper perspective.

All the blather about equal pay for women, etc., got me to thinking of Mayor Goldie Brown from Back to the Future, running for re-election in 1985 on the very same, tired old platform his 1955 predecessor did. I went to the Internet Movie Data Base to see if I could find anything on that, and found something even better:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/trivia
<br>

Apparently Ronald Reagan was amused by Doc Brown's disbelief that an actor like him could become president, so much so that he had the projectionist stop and replay the scene. He also seemed to enjoy it so much that he even made a direct reference of the film in his 1986 State of the Union address: "As they said in the film Back to the Future (1985), 'Where we're going, we don't need roads.'"

In that spirit, now Obama thinks he's going to build a "light rail" from Tampa to Orlando that will eliminate all those traffic tie-ups and carbon emissions on I-4. All I can think of is that old Simpsons episode where the snake-oil salesman played a catchy tune on the piano and thus conned Springfield into buying the solar powered monorail.

I can hardly wait to board this thing once it's finished circa 2028, only to have it break down this side of Lakeland and then sit there for 3 days till they get it repaired and running again.

Pinkie, you should know Obama requisitioned the official DeLorean from my office for some project. I'm stuck with a phone booth, and a steam locomotive running on a short track... (People tell me I'm always running on a short track for some reason).

Some are rumoring that Obama will be proposing a light rail system with a track made of a miracle green metal, running a train at 88mph...

The first time History called, Biden answered and said it had the wrong number.

The next time History called, Bruno answered the phone, and nearly got charged with various acts of obscenity both over the phone, and with the phone.

Finally History called and Obama answered. After listening to the prerecorded message, he pressed "One" for English, and then accidentally selected "Nine" for "Republican upset in 2010". The rest as we say in the time management business is history...

Commissar Theocritus wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Yes, I noticed this from the beginning as well, Komrade Zarkof. Gloriously pugnacious! Have you also noticed the way he stresses his esses, I emphasize the "ssssssssss". I believe that is referred to as the syllabic "s". Like fingernails on a chalkboard. Somewhat similar to a snake. Brilliant!

He may be reaching out to another constituency. I'm told that the bane of every director of a gay men's chorus is the sibilance. And it's true. It's not a lisp; it's a hiss.

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I know I am off-topic here, Commissar Theocritus, but I believe I have come up with my title. That would be:

Prescient
Purveyor of
Pointillistic
Progressive
Punishment

Here's the concept: Every post I post is a dot in the overall painting. Get it? And, of course, the added bonus of my name beginning with "P". I haven't yet come up with my Avatar. I don't like any of the ones I've seen. While I don't want to thrust this upon you, waddaya think and, any suggestions? (I will understand if you ignore this.) I trust your judgment. You can move these words around like a bloody shell game! I, I, I just can't handle it!

Hmmm. Not bad. Not bad at all. Do you want a surfeit of plosives? Prescient Purveyor of Pointillistic Putrefacient Punctilious Progressive Punishment? That's seven plosives in a row.

And I'm not the one to ask about an avatar; I went for a long time without one until one of the kind people here used his photoshop skills, and gave me a face. Pardon me while I finger a tear from my eye.

7.62, <i>you mean that Bruno is using the phone again</i>? I gave him a $2 fake phone I got at a 7-Eleven clone. It had cheap rhinestones on it and it didn't work but it flashed a lot. He was happy. He had so many ensorceling conversations that half the sheet-rock in the Rancho had to be replaced because he'd walked into it, talking into dead air. Well, Streisand can rot your mind, you know.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Hmmm. Not bad. Not bad at all. Do you want a surfeit of plosives? Prescient Purveyor of Pointillistic Putrefacient Punctilious Progressive Punishment? That's seven plosives in a row.

And I'm not the one to ask about an avatar; I went for a long time without one until one of the kind people here used his photoshop skills, and gave me a face. Pardon me while I finger a tear from my eye.

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Wow! That's some helluva surfeit, Sir! I mean, (I'm so glad you like it) Jeesh! I'm interested in all the plosives that fit! (Yuk, yuk, just like the NYT, all the "news" that fists!) Who needs news when ya got plosives! Right, comrade? Heh, heh!
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Thanks so much my Dear Commissar Theocritus, for responding to this silly post. I, Pamalinsky, know that I have to do my own homework. That is a given when it comes to me. I knew you would give me a graceful answer, because I knew I shouldn't be asking you this. But, I did it anyway, and I am finding my way, and like what I'm finding. You are truly a prince! (no answer required)

Okay, Okay, Commissar Theocritus,

I admit it.
This post is an unabashed effort to get attention.
Buh..buh..but, isn't that what being a made prog is all about? (I'm not sure you visit this part of the People's Cube anymore, what with you being so busy, tending to your North-40 Impaling Fields, and all.)

I know the contest is over, but I wanted you to see ME! ME! MINE! Other late comers posted on the same date as I did! And they just keep coming! I'm sure you can see why I need to get a "leg up" on this.

Here it is:

By Pamalinsky
1/30/2010, 12:11 am

I'll offer just a few for now, for I, Pamalinsky, want so much to contribute to the collective.
I will not be intimidated by the brilliance of my superiors!

• Equivalate - verb. combo, to equate or be equivalent to, or, to just plain quibble.
  
• Howsomever - a pretentious form of the word, "but."
  
• Mugnacious - description of Big O's Mussolini Smiley face
  
• Apparachick - feminine form of the word "tool" (Nanski, Babs, Diane, Barney, Olympia, Mary, Cynthia, Maxine, et al)
  
• AppaRATchik - masculine form of the word "tool" (you know who they are)
  
• Misprimacy - Big O's priorities (College football vs Economic Meltdown) syn. "piracy"
  
• Subprimacy - Big O's priorities (College football vs Economic Meltdown) syn. "piracy"
  
• Misprimatize - To fail to get one's priorities straight
  
• Subprimatize - To fail to get one's priorities straight, utterly and most mind-boggedly!
  
• Corpulance - Instrument used by Corpucops (see next 2) to stick-it to obese folks
  
• Corpucops - Obese Police
  
• Corpucop in Chief = FLOTUS
  
• Algoraphobia - Irrational fear of global warming or, totally rational fear of Algore himself!

Comrade Whoopie wrote: I love comrade Irony Curtain's picture. I do believe I can see Obama's brain through his nostrils. But he really should have his teleprompter lowered a notch. His haughty Mussolini pose is getting tiring. And it (wrongly) suggests he's an arrogant, power hungry elitist... I know, how silly is that?

Yeah, Comrade Whoopie! I heard this a couple of weeks ago, from the likes of Mark Levin, no less, describing this very nostril thing. He was referring to what happens when you go on the MSM and, why he refuses to do it. He said that's because they shine a bright light up one nostril while asking the profound question, "Good God! What the hell is that!? A Jungle!?." At the time it really struck me funny! Couldn't stop laughing. Now, I ain't laughin' so hard. I feel your pain.

I'm so glad to know that the Legacy Media has such a bag of dirty tricks. I'd hate to think that they were completely defenseless. I know, declining numbers, despised by Americans, no longer authoritative, and just clothes horses for expensive but boring clothes.

If they're shining lights up nostrils that means that they can have a fall-back job, that is, keyhole peeper.

Red Jim wrote:I fear that history is calling collect.

Hear, hear! Oh, damn it, my call's been dropped.

(1) Comrade Infidel Castrate,

Adding the Free Trade organic apple filter mouthpiece was particularly clever.

(2) Comrades (Infidel Castrate included),

Is there a possibility that the pronoun in question--i.e., "I"--actually refers to Teleprompter, given the similarity in form? That would mean that The One has a super-duper special first-person pronoun that only he himself can utter and hear, at a frequency above the range of mere mortal hearing.

The pedagogical ramifications leave me agog: No longer will children and man-children be troubled with the Bush's-fault oppressive capitalization rule for the current "I" as we know it. From now on, "i" is the new "I," no?

Or as TOTUS itself might say: It's I way or the highway (because I won).

(3) Comrade Infidel Castrate,

Dude, you just totally bogarted the "I" in the IBong.

The French do not capitalize <i>je</i>. And if it's good enough for the French, it's good enough for Progressives.

However I think that we should restrict the use of the first-person plural pronoun <i>we</i>. His O'liness is the only person who should be able to use that, and in a regal sense. "We have decided that we will let you keep 1% of your income." See how good that sounds?

"We have consulted with our advisors, and we have decided that if you're a made prog you get heart surgery. If you're not a made prog, you're SOL."

For as everyone knows, Barry O. speaks for all the downtrodden, the poor, the huddled, the shivering, the union bosses, the Islamofascists, the tax lice...

Comrade Tovarich AND Commissar Theocritus! (what the hell are you doing here, Theo?!!!): <quote>"We have consulted with our advisors, and we have decided that if you're a made prog you get heart surgery. If you're not a made prog, you're SOL."<quote>

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HUH? Please, Puleeze! May I, Pamalinsky, have the definition of SOL that you are referring to? Then, and only then, can I "deal" with you and your friggin' acronyms! Gimme a break! Inform me immediately so I can "finish" with you!

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<quote>For as everyone knows, Barry O. speaks for all the downtrodden, the poor, the huddled, the shivering, the union bosses, the Islamofascists, the tax lice...<quote>

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Comrade Tovarich AND Commissar Theocritus: You both forgot to mention the most important thing, here,...(jeesh)...and, that would be...krill. Oui, assolument, KRILL! One dead krill can bring down the entire population of the sharks in San Francisco! We Komrades have to be vigilant here! Remember the Maginot Line! Toujour l'amour! Comment allez-vous? Hey, I just got my language CD's here, and am trying to fait accommondement! (be accommodating) And, have a fait accompli! (I would have to go the the "Ladie's Room" for that) Let's jouéz! (Let's partaaaay!) Repondez s'il vous plait mon amis! Immediatement!! (Answer now, if you know what's good for you, suckers!) Oui! Oui! Oui! (isn't that what pigs say?) Mais, I digress and must sound ridiculous. Not that I care. I'm just learning here, and don't have a French dictionary handy. Big whoop.

Comrades, I'm working on my Avatar here, eh, eh, just honing in on the attitude as well as the best image that fists! It's hard to do this job. IT'S BLOODY HARD I TELL YOU! YOU WILL bear with me! Er, I mean, WILL you bear with me? For I, Pamalinsky, know full well that you are all waiting around with 'bated breath for my avatar! You will not be disappointed!!! Ignore the fact that I, Pamalinsky, so far, have produced only words. Okay, it's better than all those useless wordless YouTube links. (I refer you to our dear Comrade Leninka's fine report: I DENOUNCE ALL WORDLESS YouTube POSTERS!) I heard she acquired this information through a $4-trillion grant from Comrade Big-O. My sources say she got this from her email account. (I'm in the wrong business) Every single link she found was posted in the LAST, and LOST decade! But, not good enough for the Cube. So...not good enough for me either. The Cube is my standard. It's all I've ever known. 'Nuff said. In my most humble opinion, that is (for the Amerikan peeeeople). Sniff, sniff.

Okay, enough sentimentality Comrades, let's get down to business!...regarding my avatar. First, (just to cheer you up), a little hint! My avatar may very well look like Garbo, all wrapped up in her White Russian Sable, etc. But, take my warning: Don't just be fooled, be VERY fooled! I took my inspiration from our most esteemed Nanski, a truly had made hag prog, who inflicts relentless and unremitting pain most equally across the spectrum of humanity! Nanski is my inspiration! So comrades, I know you'll be most happy to see my avatar; a true beauty, albeit metaphorical, and cruel to the core! And I know you'll agree with me, one way or another...that's what I, Pamalinsky, mean by ACTION! Well...at least, for now. Oh, there is so much I could say here, not fitting for this forum. Sorry to be such a tease.

I, most likely, will be doing some editing. An apostrophe here, an apostrophe there, a comma, spelling errors, the bane of my existence, etc. Endless revisions! (A faux warning) But not much. I like to keep my grammar and usage in check. After all, I have a reputation to maintain. (I don't think anyone knows who I really am, and I'd like to keep it that way)

Je ne jouai pas. Or something like that. I'm entirely too frumpy, grouchy and old. And it might make me feel good, and I never want to feel good because my friends on America Left like Moaning Mike Malloy never feel good.

What is it about <i>m</i>? There's Mikael the Moonbat Minnesota Mime. 4M. And now Moaning Mike Malloy. 3M.

A while back I got a chain email about new corporate logos, including 3M changed to 2M. As it should be, with one M redistributed.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Je ne jouai pas. Or something like that.

Come on, my dear Commissar. You don't want to play? HA! You are one of my most favorite playmates, and you know it! No one, and I have many comrades on this forum that I admire greatly, comes close to your wit, compassion (very conspicuous, as you have asserted). Because of you, I have written things I never knew I had in me. Things that give me great satisfaction, courage and focus. I can see this in my life, as well. Never expected this. You are my straight man! (Now, ain't THAT a hoot.) True though. Haven't you ever met a person that just pulled out of you your truthful, thoughtful innate sense of humor? Just by being there. I have. They don't come often, but you are one of them. I am most grateful for this, my dear Commissar. You contribute greatly to my love of life. Thank you!

Pamalinsky, one of the virtues of being a Made Prog is that red is my natural color and so my blushes are easy to hide.

I am such a modest person; it's all for the State of course. And when it's not you'll never find out about it. That damned Nanski. I don't care if she has a 24K 747 as long as it doesn't get out. But I'm very modest. I never let on about all the Fabergé eggs that I have at the Rancho. In particular I don't let Bruno know about them for he'd probably stuff one up his nose.

(The way to hide anything in the Rancho is to put it in a separate room and hang a mirrored disco ball from the lintel of the doorway. Put a flashlight on a nearby shelf. Bruno will never get past the mirror ball.)

And, dear Pamalinsky, here is where your Inner Comrade can come out. Let your Inner Comrade leave the closet! We all need our inner comrades to be healthy.

There is one thing, though--if you're listening to Mike Malloy, a progressive on America Left, do be careful. He's very progressive. But he's so delusional and paranoid that it's bad for serious party members.

Like us.

Would said Mike Malloy belong to the hoi polloi?

Dear Mike is very full of himself. In his mind he represents all that is true and beautiful in the world, and his sensitivities are so finely attuned to that that indeed he is first and foremost a man of the people.

And he shows us that with his ten-second sighs.

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What is it about <i>m</i>? There's Mikael the Moonbat Minnesota Mime. 4M. And now Moaning Mike Malloy. 3M.[/quote]

That's an easy one, Commissar! Barack Hussein Obama, mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!
(Still don't know what the acronym SOL means)

Ah, Pamalinsky: SOL means "shit out of luck." I have no idea why the stercoraceous reference makes it funny but it does.

Pamalinsky, do hop over to https://www.impeachforpeace.org, which is hosted by our dear friend Mikael, the Moonbat Minnesota Mime. This is where you get to laugh at infirm people without the slightest sense of guilt.

Think about that.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Would said Mike Malloy belong to the hoi polloi?

Excellent rhyme! Truly excellent! But, if what you say is true, this is very scary. Our comrade, Theocritus has warned us about him.

A while back I got a chain email about new corporate logos, including3M changed to 2M. As it should be, with one M redistributed.

Very astute observation. I see our pogrom program is in full swing here.

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By the way, Comrade Tovarich, are you in any way related to the capitalist, Tova Borgnine?
She has a line of cosmetics. I mean, Tova+rich? What other conclusion is there? Hmmmmm?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Ah, Pamalinsky: SOL means "shit out of luck." I have no idea why the stercoraceous reference makes it funny but it does.

Pamalinsky, do hop over to [spamming link], which is hosted by our dear friend Mikael, the Moonbat Minnesota Mime. This is where you get to laugh at infirm people without the slightest sense of guilt.

Think about that.

Well, Commissar, I'm thinkin', hoppin', spammin' and laughin' (at the word stercoraceous) I don't have to go any further for my daily/nightly humor fix than this. It's so funny I'm not so sure I even want to look it up. And you know how obsessive I am about this. (Frankly, I am not so sure my dictionary contains this word, I have one of those paperback abridged dics, you know) I did click on this link, but it didn't load. Will look further. Maybe this was your point. It doesn't link. (or load, for that matter)

Silly me for not realizing the true and profound meaning of SOL. I intend to steal this outright! I know you'll be proud of me!

Comradette Pamalinsky,

There is no connection, but if she's willing to play "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?" I'm willing to be her morpheme.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comradette Pamalinsky,

There is no connection, but if she's willing to play "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?" I'm willing to be her morpheme.

HA! I think I'm really beginning to like you, Comrade Tovarich!

Another coup de grace! I didn't even feel the knife go in that time! Excellent!

Sorry, Pamalinsky; I typed that in. Let's hope that this works: <a href="https://impeachforpeace.org/index.php">Impeach for Peace</a>. Yes. That link seems to work. That's Mikael the Moronic Moonbat Minnesota Mine. And his bosom buddy is Jodin Morey, who can put out the most amazing series of whines.

But he's a dear friend of mine, because we're both really blue-blooded progs. For an account of the time that Jodin and Janeane came to the Rancho, <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3762">go here.</a>

For your delectation.
Stercoraceous - living in shit.
Coprophage - shit eater.
Coprolite - fossilized turd. Think Senator Byrd.
And my favorite:
autoencephaloproctological - put his own head up his ass.

The last word is my coinage; the first three are real words.

Comradette Pamalinsky,

Thank you for the kind words.

Lest you think me a sexist or not above succumbing to base reactionary physical urges, rest assured that my previous comment was simply an extrapolation of linguistic science. For we progressives are bipeds of science, unlike those coarse Neanderthal brutes who do not think as one for The One.

Comrade Commissar Theocritus,

Does not everyone know that "The Byrd is the turd"? I think a group of Minnesota surf guitar lads once penned something to that effect.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Sorry, Pamalinsky; I typed that in. Let's hope that this works: <a href="https://impeachforpeace.org/index.php">Impeach for Peace</a>. Yes. That link seems to work. That's Mikael the Moronic Moonbat Minnesota Mine. And his bosom buddy is Jodin Morey, who can put out the most amazing series of whines.

But he's a dear friend of mine, because we're both really blue-blooded progs. For an account of the time that Jodin and Janeane came to the Rancho, <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3762">go here.</a>

For your delectation.
Stercoraceous - living in shit.
Coprophage - shit eater.
Coprolite - fossilized turd. Think Senator Byrd.
And my favorite:
autoencephaloproctological - put his own head up his ass.

The last word is my coinage; the first three are real words.

Don't forget this Spanish gem: "Mete lo en el Culo " (Stick it up your ass).

I have heard rumors that he's now incontinent. Which means that he's no longer a hypocrite--the inside matches the outside. That man has shit on everyone since the day he was elected.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Sorry, Pamalinsky; I typed that in. Let's hope that this works: <a href="https://impeachforpeace.org/index.php">Impeach for Peace</a>. Yes. That link seems to work. That's Mikael the Moronic Moonbat Minnesota Mine. And his bosom buddy is Jodin Morey, who can put out the most amazing series of whines.

But he's a dear friend of mine, because we're both really blue-blooded progs. For an account of the time that Jodin and Janeane came to the Rancho, <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3762">go here.</a>

For your delectation.
Stercoraceous - living in shit.
Coprophage - shit eater.
Coprolite - fossilized turd. Think Senator Byrd.
And my favorite:
autoencephaloproctological - put his own head up his ass.

The last word is my coinage; the first three are real words.

Oh Commissar! Thank you so much for the thoughtful gifts! A virtual cornucopia of cornucopias!
I hope you will indulge me while I put my response to all of this in context. I know, that's very unprog of me, but you gave me so much, and I don't want to overlook anything!

I've been keeping an eye on this Tea Party Convention thing, and started out my day listening to that Kimberly 9/12 person, a rank amateur, spouting off about being inspired to actually do stuff! This was on CSPAN. The very same CSPAN that promised us their loyalty by going along with our Healthcare opacity! She had a spirit within her that truly terrified me. She actually brought tears to my eyes fear to my uh, um, heart. Jeesh, you would think this was Ms. Smith Goes to Washington, or something. Oddly enough, I actually felt good for several hours!

Next, did some chores, did some "biden" of my time (groan...sorry). Until the next onslaught...Sarah Palin's keynote! She did not disappoint the Conservatives! This is what concerns me. She actually got to most all cruxes of the matter! This is serious! Oddly enough, I actually felt good for several hours!

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Next, I got your email with all that great stuff in it, especially the links. I read it all, the Cube stuff, not the MMM dude, I couldn't take it after reading some of the entries there. (Besides, the piercing whines were hurting my ears.) Oddly enough, I actually felt good for several hours!

Next, the movie, The Long Way Home, 1997, was on. A documentary about what the Jews went through before, during and, most appallingly, after the war. A sobering view of how hideous humans can be. I never saw this particular one, before. And a new appreciation of exactly what the Jews went through.

Theo, when I looked at the first link you sent me (Impeach for Peace) I realized immediately what you meant by how I can laugh without guilt about impaired folks, forgot the exact words because I'm posting, and I know exactly what you meant when you said, "Think about it". I'm sure you know I ain't laughin' now. I find it hard to believe, when so much is at stake, as it was then, that actual "humans" find time, and spend all that energy on this sort of thing. I have many explanations for this, but none of them quell my disbelief. None. The documentary I watched added more dimension, for me, to this statement of yours. And, I think the people in charge of our country are just like them.

I am quite measured when dealing in this type of thing. In spite of my notorious, shall we say, enthusiasm and silliness.

The people I know and love aren't this way! They're just not!

Next, as for the two of you, Theo and RR, you are dangerous! This link was dated last year in July, but is so relevant today! Not to mention the wonderful hilarious visuals, nuanced narrative, a stunning achievement and a lungfull of laughs! (I would like to go through it line by line, but, after all this time, my guess is that you're both onto better things, and I would just bore you with my observations.) Thanks for allowing me a little peek into life at the Rancho. It finished my rollercoaster day! Oddly enough, I actually feel good now!

And finally, Theo, thanks for the most delectible, delicious neologisms! Very tasty!
Frankly, I love your favorite the most, too. (Since it actually IS a neologism). No flattery here! Better than a box of chocolates! That's all I have to say about that.

Thank you, Pamalinsky; I love coining words. I can never remember what the noun is for the nouns which denote a group: bevy of quails, herd of cattle, school of fish and so forth. But much fun can be had here too.

A pod of Rosies.
A clutch of politicians.
A gaggle of Hollywood trash.

A murder of Bill Clinton Crows
A clowder of Pete Starkey cats (See Mudfinger Post)
A leap of Alan Grayson jellyfish
A smack of Barbara Boxer Stinky Anchovies<br>A skulk of David Obey foxes (See Mudfinger Post)
A labor of Henry Waxman moles
A knot of horny John Edwards toads
A drift of Hillary Hogs
A crash of Barney Frank Rhinoceroses

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I have heard rumors that he's now incontinent. Which means that he's no longer a hypocrite--the inside matches the outside. That man has shit on everyone since the day he was elected.

I wonder if he'll die before he can be turned into a political stool pigeon.

All Senator Byrd does now is sit on his stool and squawk, "Pork! Polly want pork! More Pork! Polly want pork!"

True story, Comrades! I kid you not! (You know how they always tell writers to write from their own experience, and all?) Well, check this out!

My brother had a parrot named Peetie. Crapped all over the place. Six feet away from the confines of his cage could he poop! New York Times issues spread all across the floor were to no avail! He just couldn't help himself. He's a parrot, after all.

So, when I went to visit my bro' one day, he let Peetie out. (A little glimpse of freedom did my bro' allow) He had this perch upon which his little bird could speak his mind.

My bro' asked: "Hey Peetie, want a little apple?"
Peetie parrotted: "Hey Peetie, want a little apple?" A little piece of apple was given.

Then my bro' asked: "Want a little cracker?"
Peetie parrotted: "Want a little cracker?" A little piece of cracker was given.

Incessant repeats ensued of this Q & A, (leaving out the "Hey Peetie" part, effectively eliminating the middle man), you know, "want a little apple, want a little cracker? etc., etc., etc. blah, blah, blah, ad nauseum. Apple and cracker pieces always being given. ( My bro' isn't cruel!)

Peetie, getting so excited about this idea, figuring out the rewards here, said, and I quote, "Want a little cracker, want a little apple"... and (with great excitement) said, "Want a little crapple?"

True story!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:
I love comrade Irony Curtain's picture. I do believe I can see Obama's brain through his nostrils. But he really should have his teleprompter lowered a notch. His haughty Mussolini pose is getting tiring. And it (wrongly) suggests he's an arrogant, power hungry elitist... I know, how silly is that?

Could this have anything to do with his nostrum?

Perhaps his septum is meant to be our nostrum?

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comradette Pamalinsky,

Thank you for the kind words.

Lest you think me a sexist or not above succumbing to base reactionary physical urges, rest assured that my previous comment was simply an extrapolation of linguistic science. For we progressives are bipeds of science, unlike those coarse Neanderthal brutes who do not think as one for The One.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, very extrapolative of you, Comrade Tovarich, with all your anti-sexist talk and all, I, Pamalinsky, an expert linguist, know full well, that you just want to get into my pants! Admit it! Extrapolate your BS please! Oh, maybe that is hot not quite fitting for this forum. Yeah, you're a real biped of science alright! Step up to the plate! Only one is available! How's that gonna work for you? Do you have two, or only one?

Based upon your immediate responses to me, this might be quite exciting to our Comrades. You know who they are. Keep in mind those watching, such as Leninka (she goes nuts about this sort of thing, and quite clear-headed about what she thinks); Theo, everyone's honey, especially mine; Red Rooster, Theo's friend, and the ever-present, Red Square! Watch out! Particularly for Red Rooster. Pursue me at your peril! I do, however, remain very interested. People have always told me I was a "Guy Magnet". I, Pamalinsky, always thought that was silly, even though I observed this myself. Quite short-lived. IMHP
Did I mention that I, Pamalinsky, pulled a bow over an actual Stradivarius? Hmmm?

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Gosh, Tovarich, just hope I didn't go over the top here. I am so prone to do this sort of thing. I see this whole Cube thing as an "improv group", a wonderful place to play! My perception of it changes every day! I just try to go with it! I really love the Cube! I'm thinking about basing my character on Nanski Peloski, that's why I present myself as the bitch from hell. Capiche? I suspect you get it, just want to make sure. I think you are quite clever, and a wonderful playmate! And, I Pamalinsky, think it's mighty fun to play the "heavy". This becomes quite a stretch when the "heavy" is Nanski (Silly Putty) Peloski, I know. Please, indulge me.

And, while I'm at it...Tovarich, can you see what a real turn-off the <offsky> tag is? I, Pamalinsky, am actually turned off to my previous paragraph!!! <onski> This helps me get much deeper into the true meaning of life, and that would be the proverbial, actual reality of "Next Tuesday"! Which I know we are all going for!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Perhaps his septum is meant to be our nostrum?

I think you have solved it, Sir. Not sure I'm going' for it though, Sir.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Perhaps his septum is meant to be our nostrum?

Oh God, Commissar, it's so confusing!!!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Perhaps his septum is meant to be our nostrum?

How could I have overlooked this obvious answer! I'm with the septum, all the way!

Pamalinsky, do be careful taunting Tovarich. Now this does not mean that you should not taunt other progs here; after all we progs are nothing if not nasty, mean, suspicious and dishonest. That's the Prog Way. But take it from me: I've known Tovarich for some while and he's a Ninja Prog. He lives in Japan and can kill a dissenter, or someone who is holding out a last quarter, with one blow of his left foot. Or a raised left eyebrow. The left one of course.

If you want to get up to the level of Nanski Peloski be sure to take every moment of self-awareness out into the back yard and kill it with an axe. Nanski hasn't had a single thought since that botox needle went right into her prefrontal lobes.

In fact, I invented Jiffy-Lobo based on Nanski. Not everyone can be as much of a Made Prog as dear Nanski is--she had the doctor put the botox needles right into the roof of her mouth, the back of her neck, and in her eyes, thinking to start from the inside out. And you saw what happened. Nanski hasn't had a single thought since then. And now we have Jiffy-Lobo.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: Perhaps his septum is meant to be our nostrum?

Of course it is, Sir! After two excruciating days of shining my flashlight up Dear Leader's left nostrum nostril (see photo above), I am so sad to report the following: Mark Levin, a rabid, frothing, drooling conservative, was right! There really IS a "jungle" up his septum! I saw it with my own eyes! And, what's worse, it's DEVIATED!

Perhaps a nose-job intervention would help? I know it will be covered under the new "health care bill" as are all transgender surgeries as well, my right hand cloned to my left! (Photoshop, a cutting-edge surgery, or gimp.org, if you can't afford it, will accomplish this, they are most equal). Including all of those who hate the status quo, I think we're covered here, Theo. The Prog goal is to make the abnormal, appear normal. Right Left?

We progs are in trouble I fear. The conservatives ain't gonna let this fly! The "little people" are onto us, the progressive, know-it-all, intellectual effêtes say, "Can't they just know their place?" We Progs simply want to take over the world, what the hell is wrong with that? Obamasan, says: Surrender! I mean, what's the friggin' problem? Why get all wee-weed up?

I, Pamalinsky, am thinkin', "Nope, not a chance, pal. That would be a non-starter re surrender for me, an investor, and actual human, right off the bat! Reset yourself, immediately!" I ain't Jifi-Lobo'd yet! Close, though.

Darlings and Deceptors everywhere!

That's just the way life IS! Sorry! It's a bitch! Let's deal with it! Kick some ASS while we're at it! I mean this in the "nicest way," (as long as some actual ASS-kickin' gets done!) Jeesh!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Pamalinsky, do be careful taunting Tovarich. Now this does not mean that you should not taunt other progs here; after all we progs are nothing if not nasty, mean, suspicious and dishonest. That's the Prog Way. But take it from me: I've known Tovarich for some while and he's a Ninja Prog. He lives in Japan and can kill a dissenter, or someone who is holding out a last quarter, with one blow of his left foot. Or a raised left eyebrow. The left one of course.

If you want to get up to the level of Nanski Peloski be sure to take every moment of self-awareness out into the back yard and kill it with an axe. Nanski hasn't had a single thought since that botox needle went right into her prefrontal lobes.

In fact, I invented Jiffy-Lobo based on Nanski. Not everyone can be as much of a Made Prog as dear Nanski is--she had the doctor put the botox needles right into the roof of her mouth, the back of her neck, and in her eyes, thinking to start from the inside out. And you saw what happened. Nanski hasn't had a single thought since then. And now we have Jiffy-Lobo.

Soooo, Tovarich is a Ninja Prog, hmmmmm? How exciting! My kinda prog! Fear is not in my vocabulary! I have told you this time and time again! All of my friends (rocks in a box of rocks) agree with me. Ha! I have a safe seat! FU! Love and kisses, Nanski, Silly Putty (my thug name), Peloski.

Look, Commissar Theocritus, I think I see the direction you are taking me here. You are kind, but so relentless! It's time for my Jifi-Lobo, isn't it, Sir?

I have to admit, she was good. Even if she is a shameless Conservative. I said this about her:

Ode to Sarah Palin:
From the very palm of my hand: I Give My Hope to America and wish to lift the Beautiful Spirits of the American People, as they have lifted mine! There's a snow job happening everywhere! Let no snow job go to waste! May all Americans let their hair down and throw snowballs just for fun! (A Felony in DC)

Pamalinsky, repeat after me: "Jiffy Lobo is my best friend. When all the world seems confusing and I think that other progressives are lying to me, I just go to Jiffi Lobo and all is put right. With the removal of several ounces of unneeded cerebral material. I must have given up a couple of pounds of the little grey cells by now.

And no, I wouldn't throw spitballs at Tovarich. I have actually seen him stare at Our Many Titted Empress right in the eye. Few people do that and live to tell about it. In fact I have on occasion used the glare of the Hildebeest to sterilize an entire meat locker.

Beware the Tovarich.

I hope you will forgive my outburst re Sarah. I just could not help it! As for Tovarich, I do hope of all hopes that I didn't offend him. That's what matters! To tell the truth, I think he feels way above me, the lowly Pamalinsky. He is ignoring me. I accept that ignorance.

I think I'm gonna scratch the idea of the persona of a Nanski Peloski. Way above my head, and, on a regular basis, totally unsustainable.

<off> I have audios and visuals I would like to share with the Cube. Now! Not quite sure how to do that. Am thinking of hiring a tutor.

Just so you know, Theo, I, Pamalinsky took a stroll through the Cube yesterday, only to find that I have so much to offer the Cube but am lacking the tools. Stunning offerings amongst Cube offerers! I am working on this! They are most wonderfully intimidating! I know that sounds like a barrier, but, I, Pamalinsky, like that very much. I always get over them! Especially, KG3! Yeah, that's what it was! American Contrarian, Parts 1 and 2. A year ago, stunning and gorgeous endeavors on the part of true Progs! I think I have it in me to do this, but need to get the software to accomplish it, Theo. I, Pamalinsky, will. I think Jifi-Lobo will cut down on my wordiness. A writer's no-no. As of this post, it don't seem to be happenin'

I'm feeling pretty lame, right now, especially after watching and reading my incredibly talented comrades! But then, I always have gone down this lane. And succeeded! I'm quite encouraged!

Especially since I now have Jifi-Lobo! I feel better already!

And, I hope our friend, Red Square, will allow me to continue to let me evolve my character and my talents. I know, I said I had a successful design business and all, well, I did! I know Photoshop, Illustrator, Quark, but do not own them. No office software is available at this time. Hence, the delay, etc. You gave me gimp.org, for which I am grateful! As you know, they are the same, but different!

Trust me, Theo, I'm chomping at the bit! So inspired by you and your contributors! Not that I have mountains of talent stacked to the ceiling. Something is stirring in me, though, something I like, and I'd like to find out what that is! I don't want to bother you all with tech stuff. I need to hire a tutor. I can learn a lot of things in one week. I think I can figure it out from there! I've always done it that way!

The Cube is a most interesting site. A real adventure through the imagination/truth combo. (Jeesh! That sounds like a burger, Coke and fries!) In more ways one can easily imagine! (As if you, Red Square, don't know). You just can't make this shit up! Errrrrr, well, I guess you DO! Nice work! You invite others to do the same! A beautiful thing! HA! Red Square! I got your number now! You just want to provide a forum that invites others to contribute, and allow each, according to their ability/needs, to develop and contribute to themselves and the rest of us suckers! What a concept! OK, I altered that a bit. (Hope you're making some obscene, shameless profits as well, Red.)

I got an audio and a jpg. to put it in the same post. And the audio's on a tape! Arrgh! See what I mean? I gotta make the audio digital! Arggh! I did it awhile back, it is quite easy, but ya gotta get it straight! I am not asking you to do this for me, I'm just letting you know that I need to get on board with this stuff if I want to play. And I know that. Just so you know that I know. (God, somebody's got to!)

Love,
Pamalinsky

Pamalinsky, I'm so glad to know that you are going to give your Socialists' Mite to the Cube, where we are all about concern for our fellow man and how to usher in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(tm) so that we who did the ushering can get to call the shots and get the nicest dachas.

Ah, and pardon while I wipe a tear from my rheumy communist eye, I recall when I first came to the Cube. I had voted for REAGAN. And Bushes. Four times. But the Cube made me see the error of my ways. In the Cube I learned just how empowering it is to have the interests of the whole at heart, because that means that your heart is pure and therefore you ought to trust your heart when your heart tells you to do something, like, uh, take what you want.

That's why I love the Cube. The Cube and Jiffy-Lobo mean never having to say you're sorry when you are caught with your hand in the till.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I have heard rumors that he's now incontinent. Which means that he's no longer a hypocrite--the inside matches the outside. That man has shit on everyone since the day he was elected.

I wonder if he'll die before he can be turned into a political stool pigeon.

You almost got your "wonder" just this week! He went in to get even more stents. (Actually, I was referring to Bill Clinton here.) Ooops! That's all I have to say about that.

Dear Commissar,

I do have one question. When a prog such as me wants to post something, is there a procedure here? I suspect there is. These posts I wish to present include not only my avatar but my ideas. Do I go directly to Red Square, or what? How did you do it?

Never mind, Commissar, I figured it out! Thanks, P

Glad. I have been absent for a while, for my time is taken by the demands of Calvin and Hobbes, my two cats, who have very pointed ideas about what I may do with my time.

I wasn't ignoring you.

Pamalinsky wrote:Dear Commissar,

I do have one question. When a prog such as me wants to post something, is there a procedure here? I suspect there is. These posts I wish to present include not only my avatar but my ideas. Do I go directly to Red Square, or what? How did you do it?

People's Tools > Groupthink page > People's Blog...use the New Topic button.