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Strikes!

Fellow Comrades,
The BBC in the United Socialist Kingdom decided to cut many jobs, including many in the news department, in order to utilize the capitalist concept of "streamlining." Simply put, having all of those workers working in the BBC is not good enough for them, so they chose the elite of the workers. For details, get it from the BBC at news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4570237.stm.

So the Red Journalists in the USK are striking in order to make sure that the capitalist "heads" are not changing things around. I recommend that the Red Journalists storm the BBC and take over, revolutionizing the way the BBC operates. No more "heads" to cut jobs!

So, my comrades, let's give the BBC the revolution they want!

Revolutionizing journalism one country at a time,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

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We shall make it so that instead of the "heads" cutting peoples jobs, the people will cut off the "heads" heads!

Kommissar Betty,
That is an excellent suggestion! Why don't you be the first person to press the button to head-off the "heads" of the BBC?

Vladimir Ivanov

Way ahead of you Komrade Ivanov, I already have an agent right now who is back in London! HE is posing as a ball boy at the so called "Oval". Apparently, its a cricket grounds...

Soon the BBC will fall.

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Komrade Koz wrote:Way ahead of you Komrade Ivanov, I already have an agent right now who is back in London! HE is posing as a ball boy at the so called "Oval". Apparently, its a cricket grounds...

Soon the BBC will fall.

Save one for me!

Kommissar Betty wrote:
Komrade Koz wrote:Way ahead of you Komrade Ivanov, I already have an agent right now who is back in London! HE is posing as a ball boy at the so called "Oval". Apparently, its a cricket grounds...

Soon the BBC will fall.

Save one for me!

Will do Komissar Betty!

Hey, while you're at it, ask him to send me a transmitter, 'cause I'm gonna need one here so that I can transmit some wonderful information from the People's Cube to the world via television.

Vladimir Ivanov

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What wonderful information would that be? Is it the news of the comming revolution?

Transmitter send Komrade Ivanov! I also had the komrades in London pack an extra bottle of Vodka for you!

Komrade Koz,
Thank you very much for the transmitter, and the Vodka was a nice touch as well. I need to get you out here and see the beautiful land of the USSR (or CCCP if you're using Russian!). I might need some help installing it as well, so let me know when you have the time to visit. Many thanks! Let's see the impact of our wonderful message...in response to Kommissar Betty's comments...the coming revolution is only the beginning of the wonderful information that we will send!

Opening the box with the transmitter and Vodka,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR


 
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