Surviving May 2nd: Even Reds Get The Blues



For some, it is simply a result of too much sign-making and short-range marching with very few people giving a damn; for many others the causes range from substance abuse to the frustration over their inability to force the wonderful progressive world order on the unenlightened by government mandate. While most left-wing agitators in the U.S. and other free nations experience mild symptoms, some others are subjected to an almost paralyzing agony.
These helpful tips explain how dejected collectivists around the world can combat May Day depression by just taking a few simple precautions.


- Realize that May Day is just a temporary, one-day celebration; your planned pseudo-Russian revolution will have to wait. Be prepared for the reality that, no matter how strongly you believe in the Comintern, there are very few others on board with you. Get some rest and don't take your perennial rejection too seriously.
- Prepare yourself for the nasty looks and harsh words of working relatives and friends whom you only see around your birthday. Let little jabs and sarcastic comments about your Communist proclivities go. Arguing or getting upset and making drunken or careless remarks at family gatherings won't solve anything. Save any major discussions about the failure of capitalism for your monthly meetings with other fellow travelers.
- Create a placard budget. Financial woes are a major cause of May Day depression and anxiety, especially since you, like most left-wing activists, are probably unemployed and depend on the good graces of your family and friends to have a place to sleep and a warm meal. By disciplining yourself and guarding what little money you can bum off folks at Barnes & Noble, you'll prevent depression and still have a sign or two you can use for your agitprop marches of futility.
- Once in a while wear clothes with colors other than red or black. It's OK to lose the Birkenstocks, too. Billions of people do it every day all over the world - even in places where the glorious people's revolution has already occurred. May Day Affective Disorder (MDAD) is a not a real illness unless you want it to be. Buy special anti-MDAD duds to brighten your mood. Talk to your greedy capitalist doctor if your ongoing rage and depression jeopardizes your daily activities, like sleeping or binge drinking.
- Drop the holier-than-thou act. Not every person you meet or talk to will immediately agree with your Communist worldview. Your snide pro-collectivist remarks were only "cute" when you were in college sucking up to your sociology professor. May Day is a time to show solidarity with oppressed workers of the world and make lasting watercolor memories of bloody revolution, not proselytize the intractable running dogs into agreeing with you.


Didn't I see you earlier at May Day parade on Union Square, holding the People's Cube sign?



on only a few posts. :) .......it comes and goes.


The clear and the cream? Nyet! Clear and cream for baseball imperialist weaklings.
P.A.R.A.S.I.T.E.
Red Square
Welcome to the collective, Comrade Krotchsky. You fit right in.Didn't I see you earlier at May Day parade on Union Square, holding the People's Cube sign?

Comrades, I'm thoroughly annoyed by this sign, making my Party-Approved Moniker into an acronymn that doesn't not accurately represent what we Parasites are.
We are burden's to the revolution not because we are racist/tolerant/inequitable.
We are a burden to the revolution because we are lazy.
GET IT RIGHT, LUNKHEADS




Otherwise any lowly prole could just walk in, say he's a commissar, or a chairman, or a Kennedy cop, and pig out for free at the Party-only trough, posting Stalin knows what under our names. I shudder to think about the magnitude of purges that would ensue and the number of heads that would roll. It would be almost as bad as Operation Chaos in the Democrat primaries.
Please next time don't go Cynthia McKinney on us and produce proper credentials at the security desk instead of hitting Bill Gates with a cell phone. You had ample time to recover after May 2, regardless of how much drug-and-alcohol-laced blood you had
Buffoon


I just saw this recent addition to my favorite news source,
The right hand column of TPCube:

Have you people no respect for those of us with a good sense of humor but choked arteries, smoke filled lungs and bowels full of soup?
LMAO


Comrade Krotchsky
Realize that May Day is just a temporary, one-day celebration. Your planned pseudo-Russian Revolution will have to wait. You need to be prepared for the reality that, no matter how strongly you believe in the ComIntern, there are very few others on board with you.Hold on just a Sputnki second! What sort of vile, neocon, Haliburton babble is this? In case you have not heard, our revolution is right on track and will begin for real come this November!




Power to the troddendown and Electronic insect snoopers (Got Electronic Fly Swatter?)




Commissar Pupovich
Comrade Krotchsky
Realize that May Day is just a temporary, one-day celebration. Your planned pseudo-Russian Revolution will have to wait. You need to be prepared for the reality that, no matter how strongly you believe in the ComIntern, there are very few others on board with you.Hold on just a Sputnki second! What sort of vile, neocon, Haliburton babble is this? In case you have not heard, our revolution is right on track and will begin for real come this November!
I have assurances for you, my good comrade. There is no need to be alarmed about what has been said here. I say this to assuage the anxieties of the running dog capitalist pigs. We must keep in mind that the Ministry of Disinformation has a role to play in getting Obama or Hillary elected. Thus, certain methods and phraseologies must be adopted to lull the bourgeouise into a catatonic stupor before we strike! Shock and awe, dear Pupovich! Shock and AWE!!


Premier Betty
After the election, every day will be May Day!That will be a worthy cause, indeed! Onward to victory!!


Comrade Krotchsky
I have assurances for you, my good comrade. There is no need to be alarmed about what has been said here. I say this to assuage the anxieties of the running dog capitalist pigs. We must keep in mind that the Ministry of Disinformation has a role to play in getting Obama or Hillary elected.Ah, as long as we understand each other. But Ministry of Disinformation? I thought the name was the Mihistry of Truth... or was it the Department of Truth?


As the bloodletting of the election moves into the final arena, the class warfare will be particularly fun. There is much for the depressed to look forward to. The candidates will pit groups of voters against each other
Then throw them the old shell game for four years while they are distracted by their Blu Ray or latest video game, and come back begging for four more years. I love how the Amerikkans do politics!


Comrade Krotchsky
Thus, certain methods and phraseologies must be adopted to lull the bourgeouise into a catatonic stupor before we strike! Shock and awe, dear Pupovich! Shock and AWE!!With all due respect, comrade, would not this plan backfire? Lull them into a coma of indifferrence and self-satisfaction, then jolt them awake with S&A? These proles are dumb as sheep, but even sheep can be stampeded.
I always thought the best revolution is the one unseen, unheard and unfelt. The ones where the proles are puzzled because the mailperson is dressed in a different uniform than usual. Sort of like the 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers', but without messy pods.
Speaking of which, there is potential in that idea for the necro-voter project under Commissar Pupovich. We can get a vote from each of them if they are in a pre-death altered state, like zombies. Then we get the the necro vote...that's a minimum of three votes per lackey instead of just one or two. Except for my Uncle Chuy, who sports a minimum of six different personalities, all registered with the party.


Mousey-Tongue
IThe candidates will pit groups of voters against each otherI have no problem with such comments at all Comrade Cat, regardless of the biased thinking that apparently some have. Carry on.


Mousey-Tongue
With all due respect, comrade, would not this plan backfire? Lull them into a coma of indifferrence and self-satisfaction, then jolt them awake with S&A? These proles are dumb as sheep, but even sheep can be stampeded.I always thought the best revolution is the one unseen, unheard and unfelt. The ones where the proles are puzzled because the mailperson is dressed in a different uniform than usual. Sort of like the 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers', but without messy pods.
You have a point there and I am not opposed to what you propose. The "frog in the kettle" approach is still being tested, though. I was referring to the proven results from the very overt and violent Russian Revolution, where our glorious comrades finally put Comrade Marx's muddled and indigestible theories into "action". Who cares if the regime only lasts fifty to a hundred years (see Comrade Castro for details)? The Party will be in charge for that time and we can live well off the fruits of other people's labor. And if the sheep complain about being fleeced, we can always eat mutton :-)


We are in awe of your resurgence My Empress!!
Hail Hillary 08!
Let the doubters take up their shovels and either get in line or be lined up!






Capitalist trick?
The AHE has shown her Bright Star and no doubt soon there will be massive shoveling in the streets.
No doubt she pulled defeat from the jaws of victory in NC only because of operation chaos.
Power to the troddendown and superdelegates that will not talk to her. (Little do they know) [I hope all have many gloves to wear as their shoveling will be *awesome*]




Justa Joe


What other single person has matched his achievements in tearing down AmeriKKKa? Only dear Barack Hussein Obama.
Let's make very sure that the Navy Seals are good in cartography lest they conflate Washington with Pakistan.
Oh, and send the Seals to Jiffy-Lobo.



Excellent! I've been looking for some highly committed Marxists here - Comrade in arms! Yes, yes, yes; like the Medieval Kings, Princes, Bishops and Priests before us we are not interested in the good of the little serfs - we are interested in the good of ourselves! Finally, let’s tell the truth - at least to each other - but never to the lazy, stupid Amercan proletariat class - and never to the hard-working and so-far befuddled American middle class who we'll eventually eliminate (they will become part of the proletariat class in time - once we've taken enough of their property). Let them all rot as we climb higher and higher in the collective - we'll wallow in the fruit of their labor - all the while offering them platitudes about equality and social justice. Oh God - strike that - Oh the Sacred Inner Party - how they love to hear those words - social justice - social justice - social justice!
BTW, we must suppress all knowledge of George Orwell and his counter-revolutionary books "Animal Farm" and "1984." If the word gets out to more than just a few - you know - that we are a greedy, self-serving class only interested in government power for the sake of government power - we could be turned out on our ears. Think of it Comrades - eternal horror - we might have to labor for our own property under a true system of free enterprise - and we might not come out on top - because we wouldn't be able to wallow in all this collectivized property which we take by force from those who actually perform the labor - you know - kind of like the white men of the South wallowing in the collectivized property of all those Black workers in years gone by. But Comrades - we must come out on top - we must come out on top - and that's why we must keep up this system of collectivization of other people's property through excessive taxation and creation of money out of thin air (the Fed). Never forget, Comrades, possession of their property is possession of power over them. Property is Power! Property is Power! Property is Power! We'll have to keep redistributing property from the foggy-brained laboring middle class to the lazy proletariat class - because we'll get enough votes to stay in power - and Comrades - if we stay in power we can continue to line our pockets and feather our nests - priority number one! Comrades - by the Holy Inner Party - we must come out on top - because - never forget - we are the Priests of Power!
“Power is power over human beings, over the body; but above all over the mind... The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others... We are different from all the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we're doing... Power is not a means, it is an end… The object of power is power... Always there will be the intoxication of power... We are the Priests of Power.” George Orwell – 1984



Ivan Drago
After bruising fight, Drago take 40cc of 17β-hydroxy-4-androsten-3-one and a 200mg/ml dose of 1 alpha-methyl-17 beta-hydroxy-5 alpha-androstan-3-one in large syringe in left buttock. Drago eat three feebags of hay, then rise and fight again.The clear and the cream? Nyet! Clear and cream for baseball imperialist weaklings.
Did Sylvester Stallone take the same dosage in Rocky V? Talk about Irony.


We will have made sure that they have a very high opinion of themselves because we will have given them self-esteem, instead of requiring that they earn it, the old-fashioned way, which did things like build the pyramids, discover math, write classical music, land on the moon, and so forth.
But in the new world, every child gets a trophy in a game and we don't keep score. Why? That would mean that one sheep might rise above the other.
We'll make sure that nothing is unpleasant. That no one can fail. That people never learn to do without or think that they cannot immediately gratify their urges. We can insure the sight that I saw in the Hilton Palacio Del Rio--a #300 man in shorts, flip-flops, waddling splay-footed with candy in his face, taking up the entire space, is the norm. His mind was just the same.
We'll threaten to take away his candy or his SUV if he doesn't go along with anything. Remember how to boil a frog? Put it in warm water and turn up the heat gradually.
People are already fat, stupid, resentful, and entitled. Meaning they're dependent.
And since we control the schools, they're stupid too.
By the way, when you're agitating over more money for education, make sure that you broaden the "diversity" of teachers' courses, and make sure that the new courses impart no knowledge whatsoever, and are so bland that anyone wanting to do a job will find another line of work. So we are guaranteed badly educated children taught by the worst teachers we can make, and make sure we can't fire the bad ones.
So. There would be a lot more money if we could govern an intelligent population, but we're having fun now. Take a successful, rich one, and ride it all the way to the ground. It will hit with as soft a landing as possible, and everyone will be miserable, but we'll have power over them.
And that's what matters. That's what matters..
Now I'm going to clean up.

It has been some time since we corresponded - it is so good to hear from you. Like two adjacent tuning forks we are back in blissful Marxist harmony. Alas, no doubt, we're both busy denouncing various fools in the despised middle class - and no doubt we're both busy luxuriating in other people's money through the State-blessed institution of collectivization. Never forget, Comrade, that much of our philosophy and many of our methods date back to an ancient time - we stand on the shoulders of giants.
"The gifted were of no use and the ungifted could do no harm. Therefore, the art of ruling well consists precisely in the ability of removing the clever and the gifted… If knowledge is encouraged and not nipped in the bud, it will increase, and when it will have increased, it will become impossible to rule the land… If the people are stupid, they can be easily governed... Only he who has conquered his own people first can conquer a strong enemy… When the people are weak the state is strong; when the state is weak the people are strong. Hence the state that follows a true course strives to weaken the people." Shang Yang – Ruler of Shang Province, 4th Century, B.C.


I have to pay them well. If I didn't, they might go to some other place which was not so progressive.
And most of all, I hate the fact that since I've been doing these things for decades and have assembled a first-rate staff good enough to watch out when I am out, even sick for months, and still make money, they do it because they're good people and not because they have to.
Who wants kindness when one can have groveling and abject misery? Who wants integrity when one can have suspicion and deceit? Who wants upright people when we can have arbitrary terror?
So bring on the revolution.

Keep your private virtue close to your vest - never allow yourself to advocate public virtue.
"In a state where the virtuous are treated as if they were depraved, order shall reign and the state surely shall be powerful." Shang Yang – Ruler of Shang Province, 4th Century, B.C.
Public virtue would bring our beloved Marxist property collectivization to an end - ordinary people would finally see us for what we are - greedy self-serving bastards - and then we'd have to actually work for a living - we could no longer be "more equal than others."
“It had long been realized that the only secure basis for oligarchy is collectivism. Wealth and privilege are most easily defended when they are possessed jointly. The so-called "abolition of private property" [Communist Manifesto] meant in effect the concentration of property in far fewer hands than before... In the years following the Revolution it [The Socialist Party of Oceania] was able to step into this commanding position almost un-opposed because the whole process was represented as an act of collectivization… It had always been assumed that if the Capitalist Class were expropriated Socialism must follow; and unquestionably the Capitalists had been expropriated. Factories, mines, land, houses, transport, everything had been taken away from them; and since these things were no longer private property it followed that they must be public property. Ingsoc [Socialist Principles of Oceania], which grew out of the earlier Socialist movement and inherited its phraseology, has in fact carried out the main item in the Socialist program with the result; foreseen and intended beforehand, that economic inequality has been made permanent.” George Orwell – 1984


But call it liberalism. That sounds better. Socialism scares people; liberalism is the same thing. Hell, I'll quote that old thug Thomas Sowell: "Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face."
He wrote that before seeing Nanski's botox.

Your liberal wisdom and knowledge flows down like a mighty river from the heights of social justice. Praise to the Inner Party - strike that - Praise to the DNC! Praise to the Marxist Priests of Power - strike that - Praise to the Liberal Priests of Power! Praise to infallible Marxist Government (ourselves) - strike that - Praise to our infallible Liberal Government!
To Hell with Thomas Sowell - strike that - to the Gulag with Thomas Sowell. Let us instead remember Norman Thomas - a real Marxist - strike that - a real Socialist - strike that - a real Progressive Liberal.
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948




Isn't socialism great? When I was a kid my parents called it theft. That's why I had to turn them in.

It gladdens my heart to see how you've destroyed you family. Our new morality (destruction of the family) replaces the old morality (honor your mother and your father) and paves the way for our subjects to love Big Brother - Us - the Priests of Power. We are their betters and therefore their rulers. Our new Prophet (Karl Marx) replaces Jesus and the Old Prophets, and our new sacred writings (Communist Manifesto) replace the old sacred writings (Bible).
“Abolition of the family! Even the most radical flare up at this infamous proposal of the Communists. On what foundation is the present family, the bourgeois family, based? On capital, on private gain….The bourgeois family will vanish as a matter of course when its complement vanishes, and both will vanish with the vanishing of capital.” Karl Marx
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3022
“We'll cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman... In the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their mothers at birth as one takes eggs from a hen... Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card… There will be no loyalty except loyalty toward the Party. There will be no love except the love of Big Brother." George Orwell - 1984


I am proposing a new line to go beside the Jiffy-Lobo sites: the People's Parenting Palaces. Proud Prog parents take their little proglet into the People's Parenting Palaces, where the proglet will be initiated into the ways of the party.
First, it will be desexed. Regardless of genitalia, it will sit to pee, and it will be known as an it, until its future in the party is known. Then appropriate surgery will be done at the time of the Coming of Age Jiffy-Lobo treatment.
All babies assigned as male will be known as Barack, Josip, Pol, Vlad or Adolph. All babies assigned as female will be known as Bitch or Ho. This is to keep our very important rapper constituency happy and since I'm on degradation like stink on shit, I love to degrade women as long as black males do it or liberal females do it--which they do, they do, they do.
The child will be shown pictures of its mother, and be given an electrical shock. This is for obvious reasons.
The biggest reason for the People's Parenting Palaces is that they will be a good place for the more, er, vigorous and expressive members of the National Education Association. It's been such a trial here at the Rancho to know what to do with people accredited as teachers but who are in temperament more similar to Goebbels or Mengele. I can't tell you how many little mustaches I've had to shave off some of our teachers here, and I have just flatly had to forbid jackboots and brown shirts. While nothing pleases me more than serried ranks of jackbooted progressive thugs marching in Red Square, they tend to scare the sheeple here.
So. We have the graduates of our new medical schools under the Hurry-Up-and-Die Health Care Bill manning Jiffy-Lobo. The bill provides for the extension of medical licenses to increase the diversity of our medical professionals.
Any wetback who has entered the US in three separate places, which prove that he's thinking, will be awarded a D.B.O. Which is a doctorate of Barack Obama. He will be the front line on cost containment.

Your detailed plan for the State’s offspring brings a tear of joy to my eye. By the Holy State we'll have our way with the little rug-rat proles because we are superior to them - and their bourgeois "parents." Haven't they figured it out yet - that they are no longer individuals? The poor dumb bastards - they'll never figure it out - that we have assigned them their proper roles - that we as gods are are re-creating their human nature. In the future all below us will become identical cogs in our State mechanism - identical molecules in Brownian motion. The middle class idiots haven't figured it out - that we in the Inner Party - we the Priests of Power - are the only ones allowed to possess individuality. Damn, this feels good; we've got them by the balls.
As I pointed out earlier - we stand on the shoulders of giants:
“Society does not consist of individuals but expresses the sum of interrelations, the relations within which these individuals stand… You must, therefore, confess that by "individual" you mean no other person than the bourgeois, than the middle-class owner of property. This person must, indeed, be swept out of the way, and made impossible… And the abolition of this state of things is called by the bourgeois, abolition of individuality and freedom! And rightly so. The abolition of bourgeois individuality, bourgeois independence, and bourgeois freedom is undoubtedly aimed at.” Karl Marx
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3022
"It is thus necessary that the individual should finally come to realize that his own ego is of no importance in comparison with the existence of his nation; that the position of the individual ego is conditioned solely by the interests of the nation as a whole ... that above all the unity of a nation's spirit and will are worth far more than the freedom of the spirit and will of an individual... By this we understand only the individual’s capacity to make sacrifices for the community…" Adolph Hitler
“The individual is only a cell... power is collective. The individual only has power in so far that he ceases to be an individual... If he can make complete utter submission; if he can escape from his identity; if he can merge himself in the Party so that he is the Party, then he is all powerful and immortal… Can you not understand that the death of the individual is not death; the Party is immortal... You are imagining that there is something called human nature which will be outraged by what we do, and will turn against us; but we create human nature.” George Orwell - 1984


See how it goes? I'm a two-bit martinet, and that's two bits in 2011. I have no depth or breadth of soul, just like dear Rahm, the mayor of Chicago, and Second City, get ready now! If you thought the Daileys were the crooks de le crooks, wait for Rahm!
I get to sit here, computer on my lap, and tell people how my views must be respected because they're, well, my views. In earlier times that would be called begging the question or petitio principii. But now, since I'm a Made Prog, and never forget, a Made Prog with a loud voice, I never have to justify myself.
Except in my own terms. I announce a problem. I define a problem. I posit myself as the solution. I get power. And see the lovely circularity of it all?
I don't have to have a single reason to believe a single thing that I espouse, because I beg my own question.
Because I'm Father Prog Theocritus.









If Michael Moore can be the nation's number one bitch...




Komrade - the proper terminology is "Truth Czar." Jay Carney has the job officially, but that Tingles man and his MSNBC comrades are a mighty big help.

But I have one question for Kulak. Will total "destruction of the family" result in the State arranging for socially retarded males to finally get laid? I know I'll get denounced for this, so send your answer to me at the Lubyanka.










Red Square
This article was posted in 2008 and there still seems to be no progress in this area. We really need a government program to research this issue more extensively.Indeed, Noble Leader, I would normally be overjoyed to take on such another


It's like the "Who's Who" of the Cube!
Thanks for rummaging the archives, I'll return to tending my beets...and changing the oil in the People's Tractor today.


August 22nd, 2013, the day of our darling Father Prog Theocritus’ funeral, my birthday.
I will always love and remember him. He, with help of the ineffable (except for the “f” word) Comrade Red Square, I don’t know if I would ever have found my way to happiness in the form of Comrade Tovarich.
My allegiance is strong with these two comrades.


Navigator
Speaking of parasitesI just saw this recent addition to my favorite news source,
The right hand column of TPCube:

Have you people no respect for those of us with a good sense of humor but choked arteries, smoke filled lungs and bowels full of soup?
LMAO
No, we have absolutely no respect for those of you who respect choked arteries over marinated artichokes. What is the matter with you people?


Pamalinsky
Navigator
Speaking of parasitesI just saw this recent addition to my favorite news source,
The right hand column of TPCube:

Have you people no respect for those of us with a good sense of humor but choked arteries, smoke filled lungs and bowels full of soup?
LMAO
No, we have absolutely no respect for those of you who respect choked arteries over marinated artichokes. What is the matter with you people?




Such an adorable child. Is that an early photo of nurse Ratched? Cute smile - and those poison gas canisters disguised as balloons... nice touch.
CC



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What shall we call her... flat balloon girl?
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Me, big sis, and mom at Women's March!
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Big sis enjoying her pussy hat and Lady Gaga!!!!
(New phone... couldn't figure out the camera!)
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Balloon Girl works for Red Square in Moscow driving a People's CUBER Car.
Somebody call Robert Mueller...
she's wearing a Make America Great Again cap - collusion!
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