Taliban Outreach in the Rose Garden

Although all eyes and ears have been focused on Bob Bergdahl's linguistic skill as he claimed the White House for Islam reached out to his son's Afghan hosts in quotations from the Koran, one of the invocations appears to have slipped by the press corps' notice. Fortunately, our comrades at Patriot Post managed to capture another statement from Comrade Bergdahl:



If any of our own Cubist comrades have managed to capture other such inspiring remarks made by Comrade Bergdahl, please to redistribute share such words with all. Here is a template for captioning:


 

"...if you like my son, you can keep my son, period. "

(I'm at work, can't play with graphics on my phone...)
 

Tovarichi uttered yet another prevarication when he

"...if you like my son, you can keep my son, period. "

(I'm at work, can't play with graphics on my phone...)
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Plus the lighting is poor there as well...
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I see they take bitcoins at strip clubs now - kewl!!
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(G-strings must start to sag at the end of a busy night...)
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I see it's the same Patriot Post that was caught quoting the People's Cube the other day:



 

If President Obama had a son with my wife, he would be just like Bowe...



 

 

I like this version better...



 

 

 

RedDiaperette

... Fortunately, our comrades at Patriot Post managed to capture another statement from Comrade Bergdahl:



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I think the Patriot Post mis-quoted the invocation of the Martyrs' Prayer, which is:

"Oooo Eeee Oooo Aaaahh Aaaahh ting tang Allah Allah gang bang"

as a reverential reference to the 72 virgins waiting in Heaven.

--Gorbels Cube