Tea-Baggers Are Invading the Thought-Crime Gulag in an attempt to prevent ObamaCare treatment from enabling loyal (but wavering) proles and progs to purge unprogressive thoughts, words and deeds.


It's quite distressing, Comrades.

But the Thought-Crime Gulag is striking back incognito by trying to encourage tea-baggers to display progressive posters at the upcoming tea-party rallies.

Fortunately, Comrades, we are winning the propaganda war by providing the public with conclusive photographic evidence refuting the Tea-Bagger lies that ObamaCare does not provide treatment for pre-existing conditions:


--Doctor Obama
Don't forget: "Doctor Obama Knows Best."

And, don't forget that we're going to have the assistance of ObamaCare agents highly trained and skilled to gently help tea-baggers as well as wavering progs and proles to joyfully submit to the wisdom of ObamaCare:



I hope to return soon with more useful information, but at present I must make myself scarce here in order to continue my incognito activities with inlaws celebrating a politically incorrect religious holiday. I hope I'm not exposed.

--Doctor Obama