As a result of so many Americans having developed a high state of WOKEness as a result of their increasingly widespread reliance on ObamaCare's mental-health services in accordance with requirements mandated by the CDC* for combatting UnWOKEness and their reliance on our Tech Giants (Google, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc.). and the Legacy Media (ABC, CNN, CBS, MSNBC, NBC, NPR, PBS, NYT, WaPo, LaT, etc.), our Tech-Giants' and Legacy-Media's collaborative efforts under Operation WARP** Speed have enabled us to reach Heard Immunity from UnWOKEness.

*"CDC" stands for Center for Directing Cogitation.
**"WARP" stands for "Weakening Americans' Rational Perceptivity."

We just can't thank our Tech Giants and Legacy Media enough for their having enabled us to enjoy tranquil and contented living.

--Thought-Crime Warden.

'pelipsky's going to Critically Think about your Thought-Crime, Warden.

jackalopelipsky wrote:'pelipsky's going to Critically Think about your Thought-Crime, Warden.

My thoughts are never crimes. I'm the warden of the gulag to which our Thought-Police send Comrades who are guilty of thought-crimes such as those Comrades careless enough to imply that I've committed a Thought-Crime rather than having properly defined and expressed the Current Truth. So, be careful. You're okay for now -- it's sort of like the rule that allows a dog "one free bite."

--Thought-Crime Warden

'pelipsky just doesn't know who those Comrades are, Mr. Warden Thought-Crime Warden.

Should 'pelipsky accidentally heard mentality this kind of thought out in the beet field collective, just contact, you, Sir?

jackalopelipsky wrote:'pelipsky just doesn't know who those Comrades are, Mr. Warden Thought-Crime Warden.

Should 'pelipsky accidentally heard mentality this kind of thought out in the beet field collective, just contact, you, Sir?

Fear not, pjelipsky. Everyone knows you're a loyal Comrade. But of all Comrades who sometimes stray from the Party Line, the one who's most often sent to the thought-crime gulag is KOOK. That's why he's forced wear a straight-jacket even when he's out of confinement.

--Thought-Crime Warden

What is all this talk about "thoughts"? Only feelings are authorized. Or does the crime lie in having any thoughts at all?

I would ask for clarification on the matter, but clarity is unauthorized as well.

RedDiaperette wrote:What is all this talk about "thoughts"? Only feelings are authorized. Or does the crime lie in having any thoughts at all?

I would ask for clarification on the matter, but clarity is unauthorized as well.

My feeling is that our duty to engage in Group Think requires us to be cunning linguists and clever semanticists. Group Think generates the feeling of belonging to (as in being the property of) the Inner Party in obeying the Inner Party's role of directing what the group must think. The only-recently-declassified papers of Lenin, Stalin, Mao & Xi show that the top-secret classification for such thought-shaping methodology was "WOKEness," and the WOKEness of our Tech Giants and Legacy Media protects us from being triggered, stressed or led astray (from Group Think) by exposure to UnWOKEness, which gives us "Heard Immunity" from UnWOKEness.

--Thought-Crime Warden