Anytown, USA -- Tens of millions of white males are questioning how they can become part of The Patriarchy that runs everything in the United States.  Nearly every news outlet, college professor, and person in Hollywood has been notifying Americans for years that a patriarchy is running everything in this country to keep white males in control.

The People's Cube interviewed several white males around the country and all were confused as to what "The Patriarchy" is and how they are deriving any benefit from it.

As Pete Anderson, an electrician from Woodbridge, NJ, stated "I don't really know anything about any 'patriarchy.'  Is it like the Freemasons or something?  I work 65 hours every week to support my family and it doesn't seem like I get any sort of break or free stuff for being a white dude.  Is that really a thing?  Can they do anything about my taxes or inflation?"

John "Jimbo" Strickens, a barber from Sacramento, CA, was unaware of how pervasive this power structure was.  He said "I didn't realize all the white folks had organized us into this oppressive patria-whatever.  Are you sure that's real?  I was never asked to join it or anything.  In the strip mall where my shop sits, my landlord is a woman.  She owns all 6 units - the whole building.  She must be some kind of super-woman if she did all that, with this patria-thingy trying to stop her all the time.  She seems pretty ordinary to me.  Guess you never can tell, eh?"

Others had questions about joining the patriarchy, as several high-ranking managers of the company they worked at were women or minorities.  A complaint often heard was that white males were regularly passed over for promotions, a fact that particularly rankled Ethan Fredericks.  He is currently a detailer at Wade Ford, a large car dealership in Smyrna, GA.  As he put it "I just want to get into sales - that's where the money is.  I've put in for it six times in the last 3 years, but every time they give it to woman or black guy and they usually have less seniority than me.  How do I get in touch with this Patriarchy?  I'm not trying to oppress anyone, but can I at least get considered for the next sales position?"

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

6/27/2024, 11:53 am

...millions of white males are questioning how they can become part of The Patriarchy that runs everything in the United States.

Just get the card.

RE: Just get the card

Warms my heart to see that the Evil Male Patriarchy*™ is not specist and includes members of our Human / Simian Hybrid community.

BTW, where do I find an application, Colonel? Do we have regular meetings? Do we have a newsletter or magazine? Is there a physical to verify you have the proper, um, "equipment" for membership? Is there an initiation / hazing ritual? A secret handshake? Do we all get the black and gold, or are there platinum, silver and other levels of membership? Will it affect my credit or ESG scores?

So many questions......

*"Male Patriarchy" - ain't that kinda redundant? Oh, well.

The jackalope found some of these patriarchy confused males singing along at a Taylor Swift concert.

Tractor Supply recovers their stolen Patriarchy Card.

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

6/28/2024, 7:50 am

RE: Just get the card

Where do I find an application, Colonel?
Your charter membership has dangled from your nether regions since birth. You must be tapped for full membership, which doesn't work well if you're a hermit or live in inhospitable environments like the Gobi Desert, arctic tundra or most Democrat-controlled cities.  

Do we have regular meetings?
We stay for our own meetings right after the usual White People's meetings adjourn.

Do we have a newsletter or magazine?
Check you sock drawer.

Is there a physical to verify you have the proper, um, "equipment" for membership?
Guess what you have to use to sign the paperwork.

Is there an initiation / hazing ritual? A secret handshake? Do we all get the black and gold, or are there platinum, silver and other levels of membership? Will it affect my credit or ESG scores?
Yes. Yes. Yes. And no.

Male Patriarchy - ain't that kinda redundant? 
Ask the Fembeciles: they invented the term. We just use it to mock their compulsive PC language twisting.

 

Ok, generated some AI art for it - this is my first go-round with working with that stuff. I see what you mean about the fingers, but in this context it actually kinda works, doesn't it? Someone working in skilled trades and missing a finger or two from an industrial accident isn't unheard of...

Also, might be my imagination but it seems like they trained all the white male models on the same guy.  Just sayin'...

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

6/29/2024, 11:30 am

Ok, generated some AI art for it - this is my first go-round with working with that stuff. I see what you mean about the fingers, but in this context it actually kinda works, doesn't it? Someone working in skilled trades and missing a finger or two from an industrial accident isn't unheard of...

Also, might be my imagination but it seems like they trained all the white male models on the same guy.  Just sayin'...

When I lived in Germany, we'd play a game called "Count the Fingers" around German laborers because they'd show up at 6:30 a.m., down a six pack, then go to work with electric tools.

Also, all White guys look the same, right?